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Being a man, I’ve never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words “I do.”
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like
it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said “WHAT?!!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her
we’ll just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let’s get a pair for each outfit.
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you … she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck!
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT!!!”
I then said, “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either …

CHORUS

Afta d matches face d boo
(d blues, d blues)
Make u do as I do (I do, U do)
Enjoy d matches Chelsea lose
(d blues, don lose)
Share d points n score d goals
(d pts d goals)
Every team wana win
(d blues d blues)
As far as IVANOVIC dey play
(dey play dey play)
Verse1.
Bobo c Naismith wey dem dey boo(dey boo dey boo)
He don turn Amokachi d bull
(d bull d bull)
Mourinho dnt know wat to do
(to do to do)
Oga Abrahimovic just dey look
(dey look dey look)
If Ivano play dem must lose
(must lose must lose)
Porto na tiger bitee d blues (d blues d blues)
Oya now
Dem Hazard oooo
He don taya ooooo
If Mou no sell lvanovic
Dem go still dey lose.
Jesu!

salvgeking:
Chop alone is die alone.

So, share your goodies to Nairalanders. For this exercise I propose you send anything good to ten Nairalanders.

i wil do as i can, ur up as No. 1: 6906 0997 5648 8891 dis is ur share of my mtn little bday cake

Today I celebrate ME! The birth of Me! The person I have grown to be! The person I will become! The brother,son, friend, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, nairalander, student and employee; I am! and the father I will be someday! I celebrate Me today!
I am grateful to God for the gift of life, I am void without him. Also thankful to my earthly parents(most especially my beloved mum) for nurturing me into the graceful, lovely, and great man I am today.





Happy birthday to Me! I wish myself many more years of joy, love, laughter, health and prosperity. I wish myself strength and wisdom for days to come and success with everything I do today, and tomorrow!


Holla @ my bday mates @ nairalanders "WE ARE BORN TO RULE"

Bro na me yhu and d begger go share d potential win

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Dem get Dollarland we get NAIRALAND

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Abeg mak una leav PMB, DAVID MARK wer get HELIPAD 4 him house 4 Benue who ask am wada him no der follow fight korruption?


helipad ko heliport ni
baba cawi go

@malabites, class of?

peeparty:
Chai in my final exam it was crazy.A certain drunk lecturer gave us tough time,if u sit without writing=tear paper,you sneeze im go vex say na him u do am for=tears paper,you look ceiling him go say u write ekpo put der= tears paper.all this while we where writing I discovered that some of the big gehs in ma class we're d man been d use shine Kongo we're not in d exam hall.,

..fastward...pple bekame so afraid in the exam hall,the hall was silent as a grave yard. in know time i was done just for the fear of the unknown,in my mind i was like should i collect extra sheet or not.na so I waka majestically say mk I go pass am comot oo.as I just pass my sheet d man collect am tear talk say him never see me for him class.omo na so exam scara dat day oo.already malabite been don d para behind d we're waiting for who to strike first.