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Dah!!! U plan bad 4 dat fabregas of a guy

Extom: And that mumu Fabregas no wan come join us... I pray they don't feature him enough this season, so he can't go to the World Cup. Rubbish!

Barcelona have announced on their official website that they have secured the services of Denis Suarez from Manchester City for an undisclosed fee.
The 19-year-old had long been linked with a return to Spain and has now signed a four-year deal with the Blaugrana, where he will start in the club's B team.
Suarez's buy-out clause has been set at €12 million and will rise to €35m once he gets promoted to Barcelona's first team.
The attacking midfielder, who hasbeen capped at Under-20 level forSpain, came through the ranks of the Celta Vigo youth academy, but left his boyhood club for Manchester City in the summer of 2011.
However, Suarez failed to break into the first team at City, despite being voted the club's Young Player of the Season in 2012, and has opted to move on.

Dis levante kum 2 excort barca, cos Jordi Alba stil d bench

It's almost 2months since i last saw a post on nairaland about this ailing producer OJB.




What is the guy's present state? Has he gone for the transplant or his still in the country thinking of which country to perform the transplant?


It's really funny, couple of weeks ago this ailing producer's gist was all over NL fp and hundreds of comments were flowing in on each post.
Months after he succeeded in recieving the said sum of money required for the transplant i've not heard of such name, is it that his condition is now worse or he has fully recovered and he don't want to let people know about it?

Don't anybody know any latest about that guy? I'll like to know the guy's ailing state







Am just CURIOUS sha......

when everybody decide 2 go on strike, i'll definitely go on hunger strike

Is Nt too long she gave birth, xo d womb stil de open, e go tak sumtym before e go close bak 2 normal

Gwekzy: How come she is still pregnant

aniiii: A)

https://www.strangeorwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/SORW-Pen-Cover.png

B)

https://www.hainaultforest.co.uk/PigeonTailFeathers2.jpg

C)

https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/62806000/jpg/_62806428_toothpick.jpg

D)

https://www.eezytrade.co.uk/acatalog/matches.jpg

E)

https://www.mymaids.co.uk/Mymaids/wordpress-3.4.1/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Cotton_buds.jpg

F)

https://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/hoenstine/hoenstine1004/hoenstine100400018/6892328-old-small-key.jpg

all, but rarely use E

You been de der?

olaric: Sarah the wife of Abraham was older than this woman when she gave birth to Isaac.

A man has been condemned and praised by different sections of the public after he returned a Bugatti he woke up in last night, because it was not New.
The man, Jonathan Igwilo, who resides in Jikwoyi on the outskirts of Abuja, had been praying to God for a brand new car, according to sources close to his family. He had even gone as far as sowing a seed in his church with his Jincheng Okada, with which he usually commuted to work.
That fateful night, he had been playing “Woke Up in a New Bugatti” by Ace Hood, Future and Rick Ross before he slept off, only for him to wake in an ACTUAL BUGATTI on a deserted street in Maitama.
How it happened, we may never know, but the police can authoritatively confirm that as at the time of filing this report, Mr. Igwilo had returned the Vehicle to the Nigerian Police, saying he would not keep it, as it was a 2nd hand Bugatti.
In his own words “I asked God for a Brand New Car. I did not sow my okada as seed for a 2nd Hand Bugatti. I’m still trusting God that I will wake up in a Brand New Bugatti one day. Please, i’m going home to sleep, no more questions”
Meanwhile, the Inspector General of Police has just been spotted cruising in a Bugatti in Abuja this morning. Describe this man in 3words

Sepp Blatter Yesterday confirmed the international friendly between Al qaeda fc & Boko Haram stars of Maiduguri. In the interview, He said, he was impressed by boko haram’s recent form after recording victory in Eagles square to the massacre in U.N office and Havoc in Police Headquarter office and also the knockout stage going on in Maiduguri. He also added that he hope the fixture would be as remembered as the 9/11 event (osama's event). Tickets would be available in any artillery store. The match would be aired by Al-jazeera and CNN…...to be continued

What do you think of this photo of Saka in School?

LARRYDKING: Pls carefully read this comment.

Now, LIKE this if u think this fool is ignorant of the trash he has posted.

i don't even understand his point

I jst de pray mak ASUU no too vex extend d strike

dedons: Instead of this decayed human being to be thinking of how to spending a minimum of 15years in kirikiri






she wants MJ to accompany her to the prison





SMH

dat girl badly need a partner in crime, she turn bak d lie say dat pix na photoshop....... Notin go mak Mj start-up diss wit her cos she too small. Idiotic little bastard

The Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics (ASUP), Tuesday heeded pleas from the Senate Committee on Education, Minister of Education, Prof. Ruqayyatu Rufa’i and his Labour and Productivity counterpart, Chief Emeka Wogu, to end itsseven-week-old strike. However, the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU),which was also invited to another meeting called by the National Assembly Joint Committee on Education, stayed away, prompting a member of the committee, Hon. Jerry Alaboso, to describe ASUU’s action as intellectual arrogance.
ASUU had on July 1, commenced a nationwide strike over alleged federal government’s refusal to implement the agreement it reached with it over unpaid entitlements since 2009. At the meeting Tuesday, which was also attended by representatives of Colleges of Education Academic Staff Union (COEASU), lawmakers, Rufa’i and Wogu, waited in vain expecting ASUU’s national executives. The lawmakers were later told that ASUU officials were absent because they could no longer wait for the joint committee’s long meeting with ASUP and COEASU.
Polytechnic lecturers in the country under the aegis of ASUP, have been on strike since April 29. However, the Chairman of Senate Committee on Education, Senator Uche Chukwumerije,who chaired the meeting, was forced to schedule to another day for a meeting with ASUU officials, who were said to have left the Senate complex in anger, after waiting for several hours for the joint committee to end its meeting with ASUP and COEASU. During the meeting, National President of ASUP, Dr. Chibuzor Asomugha, was prevailed upon to make commitment to end the strike within two weeks, while the government tidies up agreements on their demand. “We will try everything within our ambitsto do the bidding’s of the National Assembly on the need for us to call off the strike soonest,” he said.

A man gave a FAKE N20 note to Akpos a blind man by
the road side, who was begging for alms.
Akpors the blind man said, excuse me sir, but I
have to tell u that ur money is fake and I dont like
it.
The man was suprised and said, how did u know
its fake??
The blind man, (Akpos) replied,"Well i'm not blind,
i'm standing in for my blind friend who always
stands here.
The man asked, and where is ur friend?? The blind
man (Akpos) said, he has gone to the cinema to
watch a movie!! ...!Apy UFO DAY

norseman2: Nigeria police ve killed more innocent citizens than Boko haram #fact

der should also be on world terrorist list and should rank No. 6

Mak namibia leave me......... My pikin de cry here

Is dat ur probz? Giv urs and let us Lol

Sanboy25: When did I had to laugh ?
Dry...

DAD: What’s 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don’t know.
DAD: Idiot! You can’t answer such a cheap sum…Your stupiditywill kill you.
AKPOS: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note which would you pick?
DAD: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Idiot! Can’t you pick both? Poverty will kill you.

Hello Girl, I want to write u dis letter.
Becos everyday I saw u opposite with my workshop.
U saw me & I also saw u everyday. But I hav wash u 4 a severally time now. The way ur behaviour
is, nor good for me. I want to take u as a good garlfriend. Because ur beautyfool garl in Dis our
town. So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.
Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to talkto u but u don’thalf tym. Dat is y I shouldn’t came
& talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letter, just phone me & gave me d reply or d answer!
I am doned. Good byeeeeee.
Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer. Ebubedike.
THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear Ebu,
I rily soprice for ur leta. I saw u wen u saw me but I shy and I look down.
The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but I kannot left my peppe becus this is where I shop. I want to phone u but you have to resharge me. Ur
leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my compand I
will mit u for backayard.
FROM ur hart,
Bintu

Dat's kul dude.

tobeGod: Ali is the NAME of Jane's father

Jane is the daughter of Ali..
so therefore, Ali is the ________ of Jane's father.[color=#000000][/color]

konn: never bought one phcn is my best friend

where is ur area Cos we and phcn don't communicate all

Ur own don beef cos dem go beat u lyk 3hrs, den burn u lyk d 4 ALUU....... Bt dis 1 go be 1 ~OSHODI~

Garri the 1st: *On my way to Oshodi for shop-lifting*

I claim my double portion(just like this Ibo thief)

In Fashola I trust!!

@op, succezz don't mean u must be educated, goin 2 skul don't mean u ll hav moni, broda follow ur heart #buzinezz, dat may make way 4 u....... Be like Aliko dangote, i heard he didn't even go 2 skul, bt nw u already knw d story