₦airaland Forum

tociano009:
Come down to Baden-Baden Germany. ...........Richest city in Germany

I don't know about that city, its actually my first visit to Germany. I wish I have much time on me. I am only spending one week in Berlin, I want to visit the Berlin Zoo, Berlin Wall, Check Point Charlie and then do some shopping in Kadewe, I heard its the biggest shopping centre in Europe.

Hi People, I am spending my Xmas in Berlin and New year in Madrid, any Nairalander out there?
Let's hook up if you don't mind.

I used to eat that but I really don't think I can try it again. Level don change!

Juliet11111:
Hello nairalanders. I've got a very
surprising scenario here. I graduated
with this old classmate of mine two
years ago. Although he came out with a
'not too good' grade, he refused doing
his clearance and just did
reconciliation, he bribed the HOD's
secretary and she forwarded his name
for youth service, With the help of a
staff at exams and records he was able
to get a forged statement of result. he
has been working in a federal university
since then.

The last time I called him he said he
would still go and do his clearance and
collect his original SOR.

My question is this, how come this guy
has been able to work for two whole
years in a federal institution with a
forged statement of result?.

Honestly, I really don't care about this news. All I want is to meet you in owerri. Please drop me an email on freemancharlesng@yahoo.com

Nigerians are funny. How could someone with his right senses vote for this man as a president?
Are we going forward of backward? Don't get me wrong, i am not a politician, i neither need GEJ nor Buhari as our president, they both don't deserve it.

In a country of about 200million people as we can only bring out this two men to vote for as president then this country is just a mess.

holatin:
lemme ask Jonathan first

Its like your problem is from the village

I visited my village after years of not being in the country. I was shocked to see how empty and dry it has become.

Back in the days, as long as I can remember 15yrs ago my village used to be very lively, different villages competing against one and other on football matches, everyone seems happy and we got to meet longtime friends and family members, people give others money as Christmas gift but now, the village is just like a ghost land and unfriendly.

I meet with some long time friends, some of them from different villages and some we discuss online and they all advise I should be very careful with the village people.
People in the village are scared of one and another and people in town are scared of coming back home believing someone is killing them in the village.

A young man visited his village and unfortunately he had an accident and died, everyone started putting the blame on wicked witches and wizards in the village.

I find it difficult to believe or understand if really the village is that bad and evil or maybe it’s our mind set? Had the village suddenly become this barbaric? I know there is evil everywhere but why do people run away from their village? Did the village suddenly become this evil for everyone to be this scared? Their has always been evil people in the village and we all still visit the village then, why so much emphasis and blame on the village witches now?

I just believe its our mind set, religion and over exposure that has changed the way we perceive people in the village, or we have suddenly become unfriendly with one another without knowing and also put blames on others for our failure.

If the village is that evil, is there a solution to help solve this problem? I am aware people in my village sometimes organize prayer meetings every December claiming to be casting out demons. Does it mean their prayer warriors are not that effective or strong enough to cast out the demons that are killing people and making people poor in the village?
Please share your own village story and how progressive it is now, what are the solutions?

Jakpon:
It stretches right into the Ocean

Btw, you are from y1boland, what are your useless governors doing about the landslide and gulley erosion menace that is furiously tearing y1boland apart and wiping it into extinction.

In about 15 years from now, y1boland would cease to exist. Gulley erosion would have eaten it up completely

You are such a big maggot, this is just a typical stupid Nigerian wey of reasoning.
Just read your statement and think if it makes any logical reason with what the guy you replied to said.

You animals, just enjoy tribal war online that never yields to nothing good for the country Nigeria.

I don't know much about Prof. Yemi Osinbanjo but I would have preferred him to be the President of the nation instead of vice president because he seems to be someone with brain from what I have been reading, as long as he uses his brain for the benefit of the nation and not selfish interest.

Another thing, for those supporting Buhari, I would like us to reason together.
If Buhari claims to know how to eliminate Boko Haram, why couldn't he share it with the present
president for the good of the nation?

Being a political opponent does not mean you should not help the other party in fighting crime in a country.
I learned that from USA both parties in the state helps each other when it comes to fighting crimes.

I am not saying we shouldn't vote for him if he has better ideas on how to push the country forward but I just feel
we shouldn't kill ourselves when it comes to politics or election, it doesn't worth it because they leaders have all proven they don't care about you and me.

Vote peacefully people!

If you are an Engineer I will suggest you try your luck.
Baker Hughes is a good company to work with. I am talking from experience.

temitemi1:
Well if u dnt have any candidate for 2015 presidential election then I say GEJ till 2019!!

I don't care if GEJ wins or not but I believe a good president don't need to rule for the second time to prove himself.
He has been a failure, I don't care what pressure he is facing from his opponents and haters. He is a president and should have acted like one.
Nigeria to me is just as worst as it has always been since I was born, so I believe we need CHANGE!!!

Buhari at the other hand, what does he have to offer, he was the president long ago and he did nothing, I know some people will come here and say he imposed discipline in Nigeria, what silly discipline? how did that help and improve the standard of living of the people in the country? He is old and need to rest.

If a big strong nation like Nigeria can only come up with GEJ and Buhari as the potential president of this great nation then I quote you my dear, we are in a big mess, this country is not ready yet for change.

SeverusSnape:
Don't mind them, This is what I've always advocated. Those fighting both online and offline are all pawns in the chess game of the politicians.

My dear, its really heart breaking. I came up with this story because it does affect me and everyone in Nigeria.
The situation in the country is just pathetic.

I have a very good friend back then in secondary school, very intelligent. What this my friend does is talk about politics online and offline and who we should support and who we shouldn't support, he is the type that can write very big grammar and even kill for the politicians.

Yet, he has no job. I was surprise to find out when he told me his story and how he wish to be like me, I felt so bad because he is someone I wish I have his brain in terms of education. So, you can see Nigerians are full of intellectuals but the situation in the country has turned them to mumu and low class.

So, my people lets stop the fighting and take a step back to reason about the future of the country and stop supporting people who doesn't care. Both Burahri and GEJ to me are not worthy of the presidency seat in Nigeria but if one has to rule then, lets vote peacefully and hope God touches their heart to rule this country wisely.

Most Nigerians are just stupid wise fools. I just don't understand the noise of bragging.
The country is actually becoming the worst in the world and what the citizens does is to
kill themselves over useless stupid politics.

Most Nigerians are just good at talking rubbish and speaking big grammars without having any clue
on how to solve the little problems at their back yard and beloved nation.

I pity this nation. My advice to the youth is to focus their energy on important things than to fight for this useless old fools
that calls themselves politicians. The old fools don't care about the citizens.

I personally don't care who rules Nigeria, but I am not in support of an old General coming back to rule a country like Nigeria, neither am I in support of a clueless President like GEJ that cant grow some balls and fight for poor nation. I will be back in Nigeria when their is peace and at least 30% of reasonable citizens.

Its festive season and I am scared of coming back to my beloved country due to armed rubbers, haters, wicked evil minded people, lawless country, dark nation and all the citizens does is to fight and kill themselves for politicians.

I am just hurt by the situation in Nigeria, our people are lively jovial people but the evil in the nation has corrupt the mind set of almost everyone there, you can't even trust your neighbor.

I can remember I used to have very intelligent friends in my secondary school that I wish to be like back in school and now they are the one hoping and wishing to be like me, just because they don't have the kind of opportunity a little country like Equatorial Guinea gave to me to survive and live my dream life. I am not better than them but the nation had made me become a someone they wish to catch up with.

You guys should stop all these noise about the politicians. Who the cap fit let him wear it and I advice you all vote for who ever you are convinced is right and stop fighting one and other.

Some Nigerians are just stupid. What would she had done? Push and Slap him? Evil doers thinks evil thought, low brain people.

voltron:
my new born boy 1month old only gets touched by his mum and myself. he is due for vaccination tomorrow. It is important that parents understand that immune systems of babies are not that strong until a certain period in life. Adults carry all sorts of bacteria that they are not aware of. because they have more resilient immune system.. What i did in my house is to install 2 Wall-mounted automated Hand Sanitizers for visitors. and i also advised, no kissing. Yes people adore babies, but they won't be there when there is an emergency and someone with chicken pox comes by or conjunctivitis.. my first boy had both on hi s1st birthday because of touching

This is just my view, thanks dear.
I am so glad I have someone who understands me.

I have always been conscious on how I touch people when I feel my hands are not that clean, especially babies.
I am a new father and i am very cautious when people carry or touch my son. Beside the Doctor did advice my wife and I to always disinfect our hands before touching the young man especially if we are coming from outside.

My neighbors, friends and some family members are not happy because I do offer them hand sanitizer before anyone carries
or touch my son.

Note: I do say it in a very polite manner and also add some jokes in it but some people just don't feel its right.

Please i would like to know your opinion on this.

EroticAngelina:
fvck u jare.mtchew

Bush meat vomits rubbish...

EroticAngelina:
lwkmtrowey!! babe is for girl to girl..u knw like babe how far when a guy calls me babe, I tell him he's not serious. I hate that word ehn, but its cool btwn d ladies

Please check the dictionary meaning of Babe and stop talking what you don't know.

My Country People, its time to break the news.
Charles Jr. is here with us, we welcomed my son yesterday 7pm GMT+1
He is 3kg, 700gram. My wife had a C.Section, guess the baby was too big for her.

Thank God both my wife and baby are sound.

I am now a father and a very proud and happy one.
You will never know how much your parent loves you
until you get your own child.

One interesting this is that, he actually shares same birthday with my younger sister.

Thanks to everyone who have been supporting here.
Remain blessed people!!

People, we have just rushed my wife to the hospital now.
Finally, the water or who knows what it is called is broken like its often said.

So, I am expecting to welcome my son anytime from now.

Thanks to your all wonderful people!!

karmaleon:
Shell - approx. 650k monthly
ExxonMobil and Total - approx 16m-17m per annum
Schlumberger - approx. 800k monthly

The gist is, exploration and production companies pays at least 500k monthly with other benefits while servicing companies starts from 200k.

But you MUST have your masters before you can get in!

You don't know what you are saying my friend. I work with exxon and i can tell you more about them.

MrsAwesome:
50% is for effacement of the cervix ( I.e taking up of the cervix) not cervical dilatation as those above are speculating. Effacement is measured in percentage. Your wife is probably a first timer and that explained why they sent her home because it takes a longer time for the cervix to be taken up in primigravidas.
The EDD can come two weeks before and two weeks after so stop fretting and let her monitor the changes in her body. Has she seen ""show"", rupture of water? What exactly lead her to the hospital except the mild contraction ? It might be false labour.
It is time for watchful waiting, if you start sweating it the hospital will either induce the labour or perform a cesarean.

Oh Yes! you are right, this is her first time. But she is already 40weeks and 2days.
We rushed to the hospital cos she felt an unusual contraction pain.
We were told its false alarm after putting her on monitor but she still feels pains at home,
though the pains some times comes and goes.

My dear people, my wife has not yet put to birth. She is already 40weeks and 2days old pregnant and she is still feeling the contraction.
Its actually a public hospital in Spain, they told us its false alarm but I really can't stand seeing my wife go through this pain.

The contraction comes and goes. We have called our doctor at a private hospital whom have been taking care of her and they said we should come over by tomorrow, maybe they would have to provoke the pregnancy so she can put to birth.

We left the private hospital because her medical aid doesn't cover giving birth because she registered 4 months ago. According to the company the medical aid could only cover fully if we started 8 months earlier. So, as it is now, we have no other choice than to pay an extra 3500euro to have her give birth at the private hospital.

I am just wondering why the boy is taking long to come out when he is already 40weeks and 2day old. Is it normal?? What can we do to get this done? How do we really know when its the real contraction? because last time we went they said its a false alarm.

Mothers and Doctors in the house, please help enlighten me on this.
My wife is suppose to give birth today according to the doctor's prediction
but she was sent back home this morning despite the contraction pains.

She was told her Uterus or what ever it is called has only opened 50% and needs to
open an extra 50% before she can put to birth.

How long does this Uterus takes to open to its normal stage and what is really happening, is
their an explanation to this? I really don't understand anymore and i am getting sick here.

dozzynet: That Son of urs will be a blessing to this Nation. And for naming Him after me, his name will be heard across borders and God will certainly use him to bless Lives. Congratz in advance.

Nice one, thanks man and i say A BIG AMEN!!! TO THAT. May the lord God bless you too.

I am actually expecting my first child this week. He is already 3.4kg and he is in head down position now.
My wife left the country for a better medical care and shopping when she was already 7months.
Unfortunately, I will not be with her during the blessed day due to my job schedule but thank God for technology, I am kept
informed on everything.

Sorry to say this, last night I was sent a picture of a nasty jelly like fluid that came out of her and was told its part of the process.
This means she will be giving birth anytime from today. The baby no longer kick at this stage but moves in a wave like motion.
I can hear his heart bit from the video sent and can see him sleeping and sucking his tiny finger.

I just can't wait to welcome my dear son. God bless my beautiful wife and my son Charles Dozie.

BROKE MEN IN THE HOUSE SHOWING THEIR COLOURS....