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Gud ..we need change in bayelsa n our people shud exempt themselves from d myopic reasoning of one party ruling d state till eternity

Yea it happens if u truly Luv d girl n she also reciprocates den its fyn

Some even kneel.....

Wat I want for my wife wen i marry is even worse I am planning on putting a detector alarm sign n iron pant all of dem in one

Nae she no how she go wear am even my kids if I HV female kids all name protection

Depending on d girl also if na waka waka I save am as okpo

I put her name at tyms n location either h ( house) or SK( schl)

APC n PDP re scam

In all countries I HV never hear or read DAT because o change dey remove d first lady titlw . wether we like it or not shes d first lady cos she's d first recognized family in Nigeria n Africa n d world

Nice topic

My grand ma does d licking of spoon not just d front but back also n its disgusting

Tanx ladies learn ...

phayvoursky:
OP, I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SHARE MINE BUT YOUR LIES JUST KILLED MY MORALE.

YOU DE USE AC FOR KITCHEN?


NA THIS KIND TALK DE MAKE NNAMDI KANU OF RADIO BIAFRA VEX.

Before onkor

Hi guys hv u ever been angry, embarrased feel un comfortable in a vehicle ? Share ur story
A recent incident happened to me today

I prepared as early as possible to live d house 7:45am today just to get to d park cos I was going to schl for sumfyn important. Fortunately I was d last passenger to cum n fill in d last vacant space now d problems I faced was dis

D bus was stinking smelling badly
Got to ugheli d women beside me were not funny at all one of dem bought moi moi n ice cream n d aroma ( d smell cos I hate beans) was hmmmm... I cud not breath after taking d moi moi cud u imagine DAT dis woman started licking d melted ice cream immediately d other woman beside me again was disturbing me badly up to a point DAT even wen d air condition was on she shifted it away from my face d air condition was doing a lot of job for me by removing d smell from d woman's moi moi
Cos i cant stay witjout ac even in d kitchen bliv me. N her statement was "abeg no be today we dey use ac" n it was bleeping raining she even looked like n okpo d way she was

At d eatry we stopped yo purchase this items dis two women bought romantism cream n one of dem robed it instantly it was so irritating eehhnnn

Its annoying wen u get to d bus n find out no fine girl in d bus ur boarding only old peopl , wen deer re ugly girls n name only you get hope, wen people eat or do irritating things like wen dey fart in d vehicles. Overloaded n smelling vehicle. A smelling person beside u


Now share ur most embarracing n irritating moments if u hv surely taking a public transport

I prepared as early as possible to live d house 7:45am today just to get to d park cos I was going to schl for sumfyn important. Fortunately I was d last passenger to cum n fill in d last vacant space now d problems I faced was dis

D bus was stinking smelling badly
Got to ugheli d women beside me were not funny at all one of dem bought moi moi n ice cream n d aroma ( d smell cos I hate beans) was hmmmm... I cud not breath after taking d moi moi cud u imagine DAT dis woman started licking d melted ice cream immediately d other woman beside me again was disturbing me badly up to a point DAT even wen d air condition was on she shifted it away from my face d air condition was doing a lot of job for me by removing d smell from d woman's moi moi
Cos i cant stay witjout ac even in d kitchen bliv me. N her statement was "abeg no be today we dey use ac" n it was fucking raining she even looked like n okpo d way she was

At d eatry we stopped yo purchase this items dis two women bought romantism cream n one of dem robed it instantly it was so irritating eehhnnn

Its annoying wen u get to d bus n find out no fine girl in d bus ur boarding only old peopl , wen deer re ugly girls n name only you get hope, wen people eat or do irritating things like wen dey fart in d vehicles. Overloaded n smelling vehicle. A smelling person beside u


Now share ur most embarracing n irritating moments if u hv surely taking a public transport

Gurgle:
No I must ask you o, why! that guy was so out of line!!

Hmm to me I HV several ways if detecting d type of girl I meet

Its a Gud thing u didn't give ur no he wud HV been a pest to u cos to a guy DAT is a player once u give him ur no at a short interval he takes u as cheap

For most ladies DAT give out is not because dey re cheap but because say dem no won fall him hand and so dey won't take dere call

Now to ansa u , he must as well seen ur beauty dressing hairstyle or sumtyn to admire as a wifery material

As a guy u HV never been embarrassed before like d way I was.

Own several occasions I do ask babes for dere numbas in school, club , mall but on dis faithful day I went to spar in ph den went to genesis with my family ( sis mum) saw faces I saw at spar dere also n I liked one of dem dey wer two frnds though

So I asked one of my younger sis to talk to d one I liked n pretend to be a new frnd n got her no so she did d girl was nice but d no part was a different story

D part I was embarrassed was wen she asked my sis to cum tell me to meet her if I riili want her no

Lastly I used to hate it wen a girl says no but now am used to it doesn't bother me no matter how I like u

Gurgle:
somebody toasted me once at a market in Uyo, it was terrible...

I don't recommend it lol

Wow hmm well I think d best place u can get a gud wife is a market place

Don't ask me y

Straight to the point ...

Wat re d best or known words to ask a lady u like out for a date

Wats d best mood or conditions to predict in other to toast a giris. Girls Luv guys DAT smile crack jokes but in other not to fool ursef u tend to be careful as a guy cos not all girls are smiling

Is it appropriate to toast a girl in a shopping mall, markey , bank especially wen u lend her ur pen, wen assisting her mum to sell in their shop

Were is d most appropriate place to take a girl to on a first date house hotel eatery cinema

Wat do u girls Luv most in a relationship


Besides dressing nice fragrance nice smile n jokes to bring up cos girls Luv DAT wat else tanx ...

U can add urs

Well am not surprised as long as is a delta girl
Had same experience in schl but she wasn't unclad with d artist forced her self on him
Was even happy cos we were at dat period on d verge of breakup

Its a two way thing
Its an avenue of experience n also to some a waste of tym especially those that did five to seven years professional course n wud like to also do masters

In Isreal their nysc is like a military program nbut its not called Nysc

My advice is DAT d tym spent shud be reduced n also those on long term courses shud be excluded from d program DAT is given dem letter of exemption

missKiffy:
Then you've not met igbo people

You cannot compare Igbo n Edo n edo person is 85% stingy for d ones I HV metbut d Igbos is a known fact already but my own view us DAT dey re not stingy but conservative dey tend dey keep n reserve for future purpose I HV facts though am not n Igbo person I only admire most of dere conservative attitude

Does officer's on duty should be sued whether for damages or criminal offense wTeva it is prescribed under there law cos DAT is omission to act as a public officer primary aimed for securing an saving lifes knowing d consequences

To me I feel d official re racist cos its rare for a white to stand n watch anoda white commit suicide

If to say u get p**y does idiotic politiefs for help u pass . ....scratch my back I scratch urs

Edo people re naturally stingy chaii

Pls abeg biko wen dem legalize ashawo work for 9ja

So weres d most proper place to engage a lady n wen is it appropriate in a relationship to do so?

Hmmm
ashawo man ashawo girl
God dey ooo

Crystal5:
Kneeling down is just more romantic and surprising. And if you love her, kneeling down won't be your problem but getting her to say yes

Dats were d problem is (Yes) DAT word hmm na den u go no no whether she like u for pocket or side flaunting guy especially wen d yes takes long to say

Especially wen na flirt

ladyF:
You have to.

Just shows ure willing to swallow ur pride for her. That's probably the only time u will kneel down for her in ur entire life. So YES. The guy must kneel, he fit lie down sef , na once in a lifetime tin

Hmmm girls n pride. She Maa no dey propose or kneel too

Or is it a custom or wat to kneel

HV been anxious to ask this question also pls ladies ansa

Make Obama marry man ( eg president of Mozambique) first den we go think of him request

He's a leader so show by
Example

Every day probe, we will arrest jail all political thiefs, return looted money na so we dey always hear

Nigerians deceiving Nigerians since 1800 AD

Govtdey use us dey play how many past President dem don arrest or jail for naija or dere looted money returned as told like d cases of OBJ wen buhari won during d last Presidential election
How many don't take us for a nite ride baba buhari

Gud.. tanx robbers rob those who rob u

Gud.. tanx robbers rob those who rob used