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hellp guys , i HV an interview next week and its on marketing in a bank which will be my first time as a fresh graduate but still awaiting result. the problem is I need ur advice 1) on the type of question I should be expecting 2) the dos and don't whateva experience u may have had and remember I am a guy

I HV an interview next week and its on marketing in a bank which will be my first time as a fresh graduate but still awaiting result.
the problem is I need ur advice
1) on the type of question I should be expecting

2) the dos and don't

whateva experience u may have had and remember I am a guy

Am a graduate of law from a reputable private university still waiting for admission into law school. but what I don't seem to understand is my profession. I told a police man that i am a lawyer and he said have you been called to bar and my reply was that "Sir I never told you I am a barrister then he said am not then a lawyer."
The question is my five years of study graduating with a good L.L.b result what is its relevancy
What can I refer to cos to me I think I am a lawyer but not a barrister because of not been enrolled in the supreme court
Pls legal luminaries n experienced legal practitioners should pls explain the demerits n merits involved in the legal profession
What type of job can i fix my self having knowledge all legal proceedings n drafting techniques.
N if possible I also need a job thanks

Hmm see yansh na wao

frenchwine:
Baba she has friendzoned you your guy. Be smart enough to realize this and move on. Forget all the sentiments, move fvcking on. If you are meant to be together, fate would still bring you together.

Its really hard to tell and decide cos ma guy by name tari falls in luv easily and hard to let go of relationship despite my several advice

Barackmeringo:
she's tired of him........

Deer are several issues to join with, d girl still claims to luv n have this attitude of I don't care but d last tym she was angry UP till date is because he took another girl to a dinner party wen dey both agrees dey were not going.

How can u describe this type of relationship and also advice needed.
One of my good friend confided in me about his relationship. He said he's dating a girl DAT us gud though dey had sex on d first day of spending tym together n seen each other. At first d relationship was good den all of a sudden she took her church thing to d next level telling my guy she doesn't want sex any more n no man is ever going to see or touch her naked body until marriage. Dey also hardly chat on social media which is from d girls part she replies in one or two words or lines
Before now dey used to see but after d church issue no more even seen or kissing n my guy is already in luv but to her its not d same feeling though she's not cheating on him but dey re just there nothing serious is going on dey haven't seen for months now despite d fact DAT dey scholl in d same school now dey re on Holiday
D story is short but wat can u deduce from it n ur advice

Freelanswer:
Just spend another year getting these important documents (plus the experiences) lest you lose out on both sides. You might go for short service and you get disqualified for lack of documents, and you must have lost a year opportunity of getting NYSC and/or law school certification. But, if you have the right document (especially of the Law School) you'll likely be a hot cake at an Air Force recruitment. This is democracy, and the military needs the services of in-house legal practitioners to stay afloat. Just think it through as a 'learned gentle man'... as if the rest of us are unlearned touts any way.

Thanks just d answer I needed

Pls u need assistance

I will be n LLB holder in few months time and I have an interest in joining the air force through short service dis July cos DAT is wem the intake will startbut part if the requirement I have looked into is NYSC n a certificate n in deer courses I did not see law

Now d issue is
Can I proceed without been called to d bar I.e without going to law schl

Can i proceed without an nysc service certificate

Wat will be d advantage n wat will I be doing in d force since I haven't been called tio d bar if i should probably be shortlisted

Even if called to d bar can i practice as a military lawyer n civil. Thanks to all

wanted to post same topic
however i think i am now in support of this biafra movement
abeg make we do divide useless country useless hausa cows

God knows if i had the power i will be a dictator until this rubbish stops

meaning she has een fucking another dick besides urs

buharis wife wearing a fake smile ... just like him
while patience has an original smile

talking money n ur talking nonsense

looks presidential and intelligent but clueless still

Wisdomkosi:
Please and please, I need a good lawyer to defeat a case on ground. My cousin lost his father on 28th of December and his father left a lot of land for him. The problem is, the villagers don't want him to sell the land in order to get the money to bury his father because of envy. His father died at home because of disease, hunger and he couldn't take him to hospital because of no money. Now his father has finally died and the villagers still don't want him to sell the land, worth billions of naira. Please what should he do?
Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Seun

I can be of help my dad is a lawyer just tell me
ur name, were ur from, were the land is located
and drop ur no I will message u on watsapp or call u

supereagle:
what happens if she resist that.

girls are not as cheap as one thinks. of cause she will definitely try resist n be In control. its left for u to touch the right spot on time to make a weak and succumb to ur demand

MRBrownJ:
here is what i mean, whether she has her legs up or arm over her chest

there is always a way
the way is start from caressing from the breast the turn her head to kiss her lips I she doesn't resist both the breast touching and head turning then u re gud to go then put her in full mood

shall I tell her directly that we need to be romancing ourselves, she may object to that . Or I should UnCloth her since we sleep on the same bed , she may see me as trying to take advantage of her . What is the best approach, she is a reserved person

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, she will not even make any request on you until you decode her mind to ask her . She even told me that she is not demanding much from parents.


had a similar story but mine hmmm ... story for another day well to the matter ...guy bleep her or u remain forever unhappy na one chance be this ooo
or u take the risk of telling her ur mind and wait for her reply till thy kingdom come by then u go see her with another guy wey don see the kitty cat cos to me before girl no matter how reserved can never sleep in a guys house not even a day not even a trusted friend.
u re either in the friend zone or the other way round

simple get a permanent loyal house boy to suck ur pusyyy and even Bleep u its a full tym job
end of worries

contactmorak:
This happened yesterday in Yenagoa, Bayelsa state. A vehicle that was packed close to heap of refuse was burnt alongside the refuse. It was not an abandoned car according to the sender. The fire from the refuse spread quickly to the car before it could be saved. The owner must be gutted!

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/tf-vehicle-parked-close-to-heap-of.html

thanks for this post
I have been longing to take pictures and videos of most locations of refuse dumps I can reach to send a message to the public concerning a "talk na do governor". a governor that lies to its people a governor that cannot make sure common street lights function like in the past government of sylva

DonUjay:
.Who Is this One? Why Should I appreciate Mediocrity? That's why You are where You are today because you've been Hanging Out with People who tell You that You're Good at something when You are So Hurrible at It

it is people like you who will come to nairaland and seek for help begging and crying only god knows what
and it is people like you who end up with the story "had I known"

Stevecyes:
I am writing this in utter dilemma and total melancholy of of
heart. I wish to find some helpful advise here as I have seen
a lot of people get positive relationship advise on this
forum.
This is my first time of writing to nàiralanders.
I am in a relationship dilemma right now and I need
realistic directions on how to go about it.
I'm in a relationship with a girl, I hv been dating these girl for years now. we knew each other when she came visiting her relative that lives in the same block with us for a long time vacation. She was in her SS2 then and was a virgin as of then, while i was in my 2yr in university. She was the first that stalked me and showed some signified affections and interest towards me notwithstanding how relatively small in age she was then, she was 17 while i was 22 as of the time we first met.
I am going to be as honest as possible so you can get the clear
Concept. One thing led to the other and we spark up an infusion that led us to more of friends. We xchanged mobile contacts. There was a midnight i was surprised to see her call, that i should plz come out cos i was already far asleep when she called. So i unlocked the door and came out, she said she can't sleep, that she misses me a lot and that she knew she's not supposed to be doing these but she can't help it; that's why she called me out, at a moment i couldn't alter any words, i just cuddled her. We kissed and held each other and then loosened her and told her to go that we will see each other in the morning which she adhered reluctantly. Few days later when i was the only one at home, i invited her cos her relative she came to visit for holiday was living next door to ours. When she came, we began to kiss and romance sporadically and fiercely in a hot passionate way. When i wanted to make love to her, she resisted and profoundly told me that she's not mentally and psychologically ready for it now. That she will give it to me when she have written her SSCE exam, i told her do u know what you re saying, that u want me to wait for a year+ before i can have it! Yes" she uttered to me... That she will use those period to ascertain my resolves on her. On so many other occasions i tried also to see if she can change her mind but she was so hell bent and resolute-ful that i have to give in to her gut proclaimed concept. At the genesis of these affair, i wasn't in love with her, i just liked her for loving me so crazy and passionately the way she did, but as time goes by, i began to feel her and before i could reprimand my heart to trade with caution and be more brave than these love tentacles of a secondary school girl, i was already into her. Fast forward to her SS3 after she took her SSCE exam, she came as she promised me and we did it together. To be true fair, lots of bloods really gosh out and she was crying and also bit me with her teeth. I didn't really enjoyed it cos of those blood and the noises she made during those processes, but that's always how it is suppose to be for the first time.
Fast forward to when her result in SSCE she took came out, she failed virtually all the subjects but only two. I told her that she should tell her parents to enroll her on next year SSCE outside of her school cos she was in a boardering school so that i can be of a help to her. She did and purchased the entrance and when the time for the exam was due, i did help her and by the special grace of God she made it through.
As things was going i implored her to purchase JAMB exam which she told she's aware of. She later did and sat for the exam which by Gods grace she made it through my assistance but post UME entrance denied her of admission. On second attempt on sitting for JAMB, she got it but still same old shit, post UME denied her admission again. By these time, her parents has gotten fed up and hv given up on her chances of getting any admission. They proposed to her to enroll in kertling school which i disagreed and disapproved with them cos i wanted her to go to university due to the fact that i have started concept-ing and nursing the idea that she might possibly be potential wife of mine from my own perspective. I told her to convince her parents to allow her a benefit of doubt and give her the very last possible chance but she came back and told me that her parents unanimously subdued her to accept the kertling school. I then had no objectivity to still force in an already decided idea.
Fast forward to her kertling school adventure, she was doing just fine, all of a sudden the unimaginable happened and i never believed it from the onset.
She told me that she has been nursing it in her mind for years since we started dating but it was about time she let the cat out of the bag cos she can't run without legs. She told me that all these while we have been dating that she doesn't know how to read and possibly write. I was dump founded and couldn't believe it at first. Then she started weeping and shading tears. I was still in total state of sock and unbelief.
I asked her all these while i have been sending her those seasonal text messages and also normal boy and girl friend text message she was incapacitated to read them. I asked her what about those ones she sent me. How did she manage to do that, she told me that she bought a text message book from the market and types it through that channel. I asked her again, how did you managed to pass your exams from primary 1 to primary 6 and from JSS1 to SS3. She said na God de help her. I rebuked that i wasn't God helping her, that it must certainly be Satan cos God doesn't encourage malpractices.
Few minutes later, i scarcely dragged words out of my mouth and told her what do u want me to do now, she said she barely know. I told her do u know that i hate to mingle myself with the illiterates? That as u can see there was these friend of mine, i mentioned the name of that person to her which she knew very well that the person doesn't know how to read and right that it pisses me off cos if u go to his phone and sees the names he uses to store his friends number you will feel pity of him. He sometimes uses AG, JY, 3L, CE, 441, HGRI etc to store his friends contacts. That i never know you re in the same wavelength with him even upon all the boarder school u attended and everything, that u re still inept and daft academically... I told her that i will try to still keep the love i have on her but she must promise me she will start to study and learn via me. I sketched a time table and told her this is how she will be enrolling on my lessens which she agreed on.... We started it, did it first week and second week, the third week, she has already started lacking zeal to learn. I urged her again, this is not about the sacrifice u re making today but the reward of what you will definitely gain tomorrow from it. B/c in these 21 century, these your lack of reading or writing handicap shouldn't be happening and still u don't want to work in resolute in solving it.
I tried to motivate her but no self-determination from her on part. She told me about her reading handicap lemme say three years+ ago and up till now even the assignment i gave her about three years ago in our last class, she haven't submitted it back to me or even from that three years till today ask me when re we going to continue those lesson. She never asked. I was even the one that asked her last month December, about 2weeks prior to xmass that what about the lesson, she told me we will continue during xmass period but she has now travelled to xmass as i'm speaking to you guys now. I don't know what else to do. There is a church we both go together, we both collectively confided in one of the church member, chorister to be precise, she's a teacher in a primary school and told her the problem and asked her to plz assist her to combat these handicap of hers. I told her the girl that money won't gonna be an issue and the girl said she won't charge her. She went there on two or three occasions and stopped going. These girl has been calling her on phone as if it's her on problem but she give a deaf ear to it and told her that she will soon come but that soon has never come to fruition.
Physical, she doesn't necessary hv what i want from a potential wife to be; she lacks heigh but not that she's absolutely short, she's not fair, she's not beautiful, she's just OK. She's gonna fat up in the future cos i hv sensed it.... She isn't even good in bed to my liking. The opposite of all these is what i want from my ideal woman.
But all these i wanted to put aside and try to create a future between us cos love is not necessary always about finding miss perfect but ability to spot miss imperfect and make her miss perfect but she's not trying to perfect herself academically. Just to know how to read and write but she can't work on that. My dream girl has always being for her to be a graduate, not just a graduate but academically sound. I want to travel to US or Canada but more of US God willing before the year end; but i want to make a decision cos indecision is still a decision. My question now goes to u guys in the house, should i break up with her now or should i wait till when i travel then dis-communicate with her totally. But i have my reservations though, if i were to break up with her while i'm still in Nigeria. I might not have the gut feeling to still totally let go cos she must be calling me on phone, trying to see me and seeing her crying will mellow my heart to still forge it ahead with her but the option of me travelling and immediately blacklisting all medium of communications will be far better for me cos she won't be able to hv a direct contact with me. Plz guys i need every mature advice i can possibly get to unravel these problem and sort it ones but all. Thanks!!!

bros am soon going to be a graduate and I have told my self I cant marry a girl that is not educated, not compulsory a university graduate but someone who has acquire knowledge, intellectually sound and a future prospect person not the one that will tie me down and bring shame to me no matter how beautiful u may look. but shaa to me
you have done your best even gone beyond limits and most off all patience and financial investment into ones future. free her but let me assure you it will sure tell on her cos to me from ur story I have done a similar thing but not to ur extent to me I will say let her go but still u don't have to cut all communications u can tell her ur mind dat it is over but u re still her friend u can still play that elderly role by giving her advice probably but I will insist u follow ur heart but be cautious

DonUjay:
I Give Up!. I can't read this Poo anymore

Just wasted time and energy, Yet, the story no gree end.

You are a Kettle! for subjecting me to this kind of Psychological Trauma.

can u write a simple letter. or even a comprehensive report ?
try to appreciate peoples work
if u don't hae any gud thing to say don't comment

ZeezaRapture:
Too late sir. You are leaving that seat like your fellow thief Idris Wada.

I like what u just said and its a fact
hes not scared actually of leaving but scared of the consequences of his actions before and during his term because he has wasted our years of governance
I wud hv loved to post evidence of his bad leadership like
1. burning of refuse around the city causing environment health issues to the people
2. not paying salaries on tym but investing so much in his election
3 claiming projects he has not completed nor embarked upon, lying to the people of bayelsa state
4. he has embarked on a fruitless bussness summit and we hv become a laughing stock among member states

mizquote:
i like to touch his wallet.

are u an Igbo girl?

u e wetin ...
I re on a long thing

no source
but still na d small shots wey him take worry him small badoo head
abi him think say people na fool for dat show wey u go thruway mic am insult d guest an hiptv den u go cum open mouth talk say u no refer to somebody

na their family issue
e no concern me

no 2 and 3 had gud grades (CGPA)
NO 4 been a graduate (LLB) HOLDER

hmmmmmmm
people wey get girlfriend
person no go rest for this nairaland