₦airaland Forum

So let me get this straight.
I'm paying #20000-#50000 per semester but then someone increased the fee to #250,000-#500,000 per semester but gullible people think they have helped me because they came with a loan offer to so I can afford to pay the ridiculous increment.

Ha!

Our mumu never do?

Lol, I can't imagine the embarrassment if I'd invited someone over.

Jesus sabi wetin him talk true true when he said he'll say to some 'religious leaders' : 'get away from me, I don't know you'

Why has nairaland mods allow a moniker with 'antichristian'?

condensedmilk:
Someone cultured bacteria/fungi and gave you to eat and you said it's good for the body.

while a natural fungi in tomatoes that dies even after cooking is bad for the body

If you think because fungi is natural it is healthy go and eat toadstool or agaricus?

And besides a cultured bacteria isn't artificial, it is isolated and fed with nutrients to grow while being in a controlled/clean environment. It's not as if the bacteria in yoghurt are produced by someone.

condensedmilk:
So yoghurt is safe for consumption?

One of the safest food to consume, it contains bacteria that are good for the gut.

Coolestguy2023:
Most of you are just plain f00lish and dumb. You will not take time to read but start to make f00lish comment for the sake of commenting.
From the write-up, how did you get the information therein that IGP of police conduct the recruitment process

Na you be dumb and foolish person, the process has been marred with irregularities, why do you think as the head of the police force he shouldn't be blamed?

condensedmilk:
So in the first case you inject a human developed BACTERIA during consumption while on the other hand you inject a naturally formed fungi.


You then believe that the bacteria is good for your body while the fungi is bad.

It depends on what the microorganisms secrete, some bacteria's like the ones used to culture yoghurt are healthy when controlled while some bacterias secrete toxins, some fungi secretes poisonous toxins that can kill you while others don't , for example mushrooms are fungi and while some are edible some will kill you, also yeasts used in bread are fungi and they are edible. So once again read up!

condensedmilk:
But people consume fermented fruit/foods called alcohol.

Infact, some foods/seeds are deliberately left to decay before it can be consumed.


The doctor just dey imagine things on him own.

Fermented foods are as a result of bacteria actions in a controlled setting, rotten tomatoes is cause by fungi and they are know to be deadly.
Different situations, read up

If the IGP of police can't conduct a basic recruitment process you can only begin to imagine what goes in in othe agencies.

emmabest2000:
Illegal mining in ilorin ?

Mining what exactly ?

Don't be an ignoramus, do some research and you ll be surprised of how dumb you are.

Make them no cry, they did it intentionally to garner pity.

chatinent:
Actually, right from time, these kinds of yams exist and sometimes it's because the other yam was spoilt or sth else.

Look at those yams very well, can you see any sign of damages on that yam. Talk true

I be wan fear before say India matter don enter 9ja, but as I read say they live in a shanty under live cable wire I relax. May God forgive them for their sins and ignorance

CommonSense1967:
If she was slapped and then taken away, how did this reporter confirm that she was in a comatose state?

Assumptions, rumors, and innuendoes, that's all Nigerian journalists are capable of.

What kind of being are you?
You better go and update your common sense to latest version cos you no get sense. Shey you no sabi read, abi you no d comprehension ?

Nice structures, the goal is to own an apartment in one of them last floors on one of the buildings.

Farming kits

Its obvious who the aggressor is here but dimwits will be shouting . If USA are really Interested in the country's politics, why did they open their eyes and allow the coup take place when they have men in the country? Food for thought! USA care about their country only and as it should be, Niger should do what they think it's best for them but no one should come here and claim Russia to be the next best thing after sardine.

By the way, na here we go dey when Niger will regret their choice.

Angelfrost:
So, if he kills him or causes him severe bodily harm, the judge will show clemency since the victim is an adulterer?!!

What nation's constitution is that?!!

Where on earth is adultery a worse 'crime' or offense than murder and assault??!

Abi you don't know the difference between civil matter and criminal matter in law?!!

"If he killed him", but did he?

The defense lawyer could argue that the man is an attacker and he only defended himself.
You'll have to explain what you are doing in another man's house.
The man with the broken car glass no get case. If you find yourself in such situation, go to court and see how case will be dismissed

Angelfrost:
The woman's lover should arrest and charge the idiot and weak simp to court.

He should be made to pay for damages.

If you catch your wife or husband with another, your grouse should never ever be with the other man or woman...

Take out your annoyance on the one that swore to stay faithful to you. Leave out the other person.

Learn to master your emotions... Una nor want hear word.

Judge won't show you mercy based on the fact that you were cheated upon... Last time I checked, adultery is not an offense worthy of imprisonment or death. It's not even a criminal offense.

If the man is married, the married man will win the case. You were caught in a man's house sleeping with his wife, what excuse will you give the judge?
The man will walk away!

Make every Nigeria add Dangote to their surname because na Dangote get Nigeria now. We no fit achieve anything in this country again without Dangote 's say so.

The Funny thing is that there are probably lots of undergraduates who seek employment in such area of expertise but won't get a job, yet a department that will take in more money for the government is being underutilized.
What will it cost the agency to employ more people and purchase more modern equipment?

DeLaRue:
But if the Nigerian government made that same statement, people like you will be up in arms and claim the Nigerian government is evil and authoritarian. Some will even demand that the military should take over.

Arise TV will run programs upon programs over at least 2 weeks bringing a long array of publicity-hungry 'experts' to denounce the government and proclaim we are under the most anti democratic government since 1872.

However, if a foreign government (especially if they have a lighter skin than you) make such statement, you will praise that foreign government as you did in your statement.

Inferiority complex.

Stop ridiculing you parents effort to send you to school, does the government of Saudi Arabia practice Democracy? Besides, has youfown government ever done half of what the Saudi government has done for their citizens?
You are the one with inferiority complex !

Proactivensss is good

nairalanda1:
Fees have always been going up.

My fees went up under Obasanjo. Was OBJ clueless. Fees also went up under GEJ too. Maybe GEJ was clueless.

This thing is bigger than TInubu and Obi. It is an ongoing discussion that Nigeria has been having for decades...since the great ASUU strike of 1992.

People like you are evil. Did school fees increase at such rate unse these regimes you mentioned?

The fact that I just travelled that ijebu ode ore road this weekend to and fro gives me jitters. Omo, na grace man dey enjoy o!

I don't understand, these bandits are one of the factor responsible for shortage of food. So are they now hungry too? Why Dem dey bust warehouse? Make Dem dey chop the guns wey Dem use kidnap money buy now

From pDP abi? Ok


This people be taking us for a fool.

mariahAngel:
Na wah!
Nothing wey white people no fit do.

They're (both man and conjoined twins) perverse sha.

So you agree not all women deserve love, abi they don't qualify as women?

It was crazy, looks like something from a movie. I had to put my car in reverse and race out of the melee like a real life Vin Diesel

We plenty abi?

HRHQueenPhil:
Fit of anger is an opening for the devil to cause mayhem
I pray his soul rest in peace and madam is granted liniency

Lol, when a woman killed a man you people will be begging for leniency, but if otherwise the man must die abi?

As if no be the same emotions God give both man and woman.