breaking news word from flowshow -- i chatted with flowshow and this is what he has to say '' yall should expect my reply diss track to crude , sauron , hybrid , wordsmith and mcbrave, and oldsync, the oldsync punchline is the baddest so far , edunjobi , old sync ~omo ijebu oshi, yall need to hear flowshow's reply its the funniest diss track in nairaland so far, flowshow said he will upload it to tomorrow, yall should watch out

tosin is luved out here ! i luv u tosin!

rain some multis on the mrcs sauron , we need competition! mrc stand up !

@PUDD
WHAT DO U MEAN ?CAN U MAKE URSELF CLEAR?

@ALL
ELDEE IS IN NIGERIA, HE'S INTERNET IS NOT AS FAST AS IT WAS IN JAND.IT TAKES 5YEARS FOR HIS DIAL UP TO LOAD.

@TOSINADEDA
I LUV U !

@KOKO BEEWARE
NO COMMENT , U NEED MENTAL HELP

@SAURON
LMFAO

well the MRCS -AKA MULTIPLE RETARD CLONES have a new year resolution , and that is to turn nairaland rap battle threads into a viable battle ground that it used to be before bjbroke got banned
, We the MRCS are now inviting all and sundry to suggest ways by which the nairaland battle threads can be reawakened, so pls drop some few suggestions . merry xmas and happy nu year in advance to all battle mcs including the enemies and beef champions [b][/b]


here are my suggestions
1. that bjbroke the originator of nairaland rap threads be unbanned and begged to bring back all his entourage po-deep, spottie, passworded, eldoublo afrocynic , jessicalcb and co
2. that makavele and edosioo who were banned illegally by shaz be unbanned and begged to return
3. that the mrcs will commence a tounament in 2009 invitation open to all and sundry

more suggestions coming .time for me to eat

vote for your best nigerian music beef so far, and give reasons!

@khanye
isolate is in gino's camp( MOBB) that has darkpoet , owen gee (comedian)and sossick(best ever naija producer )
isolate is gonna be a success! belief me!

i luv naija music beefs andosin i luv naija musicians, merry xmas tosinadeda and lalaboi

dbanj vs durella
isolate vs 9ice
dagrin vs lord of ajasa
eldee vs freestyle
modenine vs ruggedman
modenine vs saucekid
modenine vs ghetto p

@wordsmith
i think they aint wishing u well cuzz u always swear for them too, i think its high time u leave the Rs alone, get off their back . final warning . or u get sworn for more often , a word is enuff for the wise. we aint on the same daft level smith.

@the internet illiterate crude AND ILLITERATE FAM MCBRAVE
no that we didnt want u to reply .we actually pray for ur reply but why would u post a blank myspace page?isnt that daft??, it only exposes u as being an illiterate , even shaz the youngest here wouldnt disgrace her education like that , you are nothing but a disgraceful internet illiterate .shaz pls tell him one more time

@flowshow
i am sure he hasnt even checked that there is nothing in the page he posted , he has publicly disgraced himself as an illiterate , pls shaz teach him hoe to post a simple song on myspace.even a 2 yr old kid can do that !. sheesh. pls call in chiogo to help him ! crude new nickname is now[b] internet iliterate![/b]

merry xmas fellas except to wordsmith the chronic playerhater ,
i dont pray for you i prey on u like a hawk ! WORD!

WHAT IF RUGGEDMAN NEVA DISSED EEDRIS
WHAT IF MODENINE NEVA DISSED RUGGED??
WHO WOULD HAVE BEEN NAIJA'S BEST RAPPER?

lol

in continuation of the usual nairaland tradition, the hottest topics seems to be the major point of discussion.
i used to be a chronic hater of modenine cuzz he refused to call names. hiphop mcs and rappers are known to be bold and not chicken hearted, i have a huge story to tell yall of how i turned into a modenine born again fan overnight .to all the old nairaland methusella modenine haters who hated modenine for not dissing ruggedman and to all those who called mode a coward , we hereby withdraw everything said before and say openly that we are now born again fans of modenine simply because of death blow diss track to rugged, i have info from some of my please that eedris .rasqie and co that rugged dissed are now planning to feature on modenine's death blow 2 coup de grace part 2  just to serve ruggedman a dose of his own music !
i am of the opinion that nairaland has brought out the best in this 2 nigerian rapper.(mode and rugged) me for once didnt think modenine would ever have the balls to do this, so after the death blow diss what next., should ruggedman reply or remain a coward forever? here is the official nairaland poll. don't forget that the official result of this poll wuld be taken to ruggedman and modenine official myspace page and facebook page, so its time to vote nairalanders should ruggedman  reply or not ?  or forever remain a coward. should eedris and rasqie feature on death blow2 the remix? coup de grace part 2 , javalove , tosinadeda, skingo , dbr, lalaboi, c-gutta,owolowo and the rest nairalanders .
its time to spice up this thread !

i think modenine needs a video for the death blow track. it is too sick not to have a video in december!
what do u think? and what is the name of the beat modenine used, ?

@lalaboi
what is the name of the beat modenine used, ?  lalaboi u should know now. that beat was from which song?

@dbr
i used to hate modenine for being a coward but now i wiithdraw all my bad comments about him ,
modenine death blow is a classic ! period. fuk the haters, all the haters have now been born again .mode 9 rules !

khanye:

good,

but na how many track you don hear from the guy. abi u won tell me rugged fit rap pass em?

maybe he needs to diss ruggedman too. so that we will all know that he is better than ruggedlike mode9 did.terry has too few tracks , the guy just dey dull.

lala and ajayi ,make una no fight o, nigerians and bad temper.na poverty dey cause am??

the remix of saucekid ft iceberg slim i cant feel my face remix! post`am now

put ur hands up ~turn my mic on ~2008 baby its the rap up
its the 1st lady of the MRCS in da motherfuckin building
dont confuse me ~goddamn u cant refuse me~MRCS baby multiple retard clones
goddamn we are the illest MCS~ i pay my respect to the banned king bjbroke
shit 2008 was so funny~ many mcs lay down by the way side~
hybrid was forced to get employed by the roadside~right now he a bloody vulcanizer
first on the list was makavele bitch~a faceoff with the retards ~left him with his face down
mcs were banished~ wordsmith was beaten until he bowed in shame~
while many were busy gettin angry over fiction~ the retards multiply and had so much fun
2008 the year of the[b] 1st audio diss[/b]~ it was flowshow nigga against da bitch crude oryell
palm oil ~ palm kernel~the crude oil~ the gay ass turned himself to a laughing stock
2008 was the year of menike's forceful retirement~
makavele and crude were thrown into an eternal pit
a faceoff with bjbroke left menike broker than a church rat~menike was forced to retire
recognise its the mrcs baby~ 2008 and we ruled like glo
its 2009 and we set to explode ~ taking over nairaland away from seun!
away from shaz ~ away from all yo motherfcukers !
even shaz couldnt understand~goddamn ~we so powerful
shaz was forced to be a huge fan of the fuckin retards
the retards got so many nicknames now~ the R, MRCs, r-ticides,
shaz no need for R_TICIDE go and buy insecticides
shaz prussi was banning all like crazy~ edosioo got banned for a long time beef
we dont care ~we dont send ~ one MRC goes ~ multiples multiply !
sauron hybrid A40 couldnt reply ~ even mcbrave had to bow down to my rhymes
menike got broke and was left to choke ~ he couldnt marry chiogo so he was dubbed a joke
chiogo sent love messages to king[b] broke[/b]~she needed money cuzz her stinkin ass was broke
2008 the year of reveleation ~ it got revealed that CRUDE's real name was TOM MICHAELS
the fool was a jambite idiot in IFE ~selling pure water just to pay his school fees!
2009 about to come in ~ you all have been warned stay away from the retards
wordsmith got an extra year in final year ~ the fool will now repeat the class all over again
2008 this is how my rap up goes ~ stand still while i come back with the part 2

crude oryell crude oil, whats the Bleep is smelling here?
goDdamn CRUDE i smell wackness in the air


@hybrid/crude/mcbrave/wordsmith, sauron ,A-40 and alexpussi fussi

heard da bitch crude now sucks shaz pussi for studio time
5months after flowshow's audio diss crude oil couldnt drop a single rhyme
The MRC first lady is lyrically insane ~ u dont want her vexed
the MRCS killed makavele,crude,menike,wordsmith &sauron~hybitch is next!
crude oil you battling me is like u and ur momma having sex in public ~ total incest!
yous a bitch crude ~another synonym for ur mothers pussi is hobo!
crude oryell~you sound like a dick~ all u do is bleeping suck
nigga am a queenpin and all i do is bleeping rock!
my flow is retarded like madmen smoking the hardest indo!
yous a blabber crude ~ ur compared to an indian baby speaking hindu!
crude has been lyrically murdered~ even her momma knows shes an omota
flowshow is a punchline general~ no wonder crude had to go thru his final funeral
crude sprayed perfumes into his priick ~ and the fool still had smelling genitals
i'll rip ur eyes out ~tie em to ur shoes~ so u can watch ur steps!
fear me cuzz I spit more venom than a snake with cerebro-spinal meningitis
i wont waste bars on gays like you ~cuzz all u do is talk and fail
crude promised to reply flowshow's audio diss ~the fool couldnt drop a single line!
then crude found out he couldnt afford a mic so he resorted into suckin shaz pussi for studio time !RFLMFAO

GET THE BITCH CRUDE OUTTA HERE , U AINT ON MY LEVEL ! BITCH CRUDE OIL!

when u put ur no on here , it seems u are looking for husbands. ashawo 10kobo

QUOTE FROM MENIKE in 2006 (who was forced by bjbroke into early retirement)
''i don't battle ladies, any guy who does that is nothing but a shameless sissi""hybrid =sissi

now listen up hybrid

brid was referred to as a gay ass bitch ~
~and he confirms that by raising his hard diick up against me
My flow inflicts fatal blows to hybrid and to all those foes who oppose me
lyrically i was born to rep this ~the MRCS i rep ~none can't test me !
stand ur priick to me once more & i'll put a red dot on ur head like the japanese flag
i will rip ur eyes without care~in a spare moment~leave you lyrically impaired
this gay hybrid is known to have 2 trans''parents'' and they still couldnt see him through
u need a python to be tied around ur waist~ cuzz brid bitch u aint rapping tight!
i will dip ya head in cement, and leave you with MENTAL-BLOCKS
the only time da brid spits is when his transvasceint mom is pregnant
You don't scare me; you're like a care bear, your rhymes soft and fluffy
Like a puppy brid's got no bark~but he does bite cuzz he is a rhyming pussy
hybrid is a feminine pussi~ something like the female Instruments
he beefs the MRC 1st lady cuzz he knows my rhymes are flyer than alitalia
hybrid is a disgrace to the nigerian hiphop nation~ his momma is known to sell slimfast
my slugs kills brid faster than bombshells ~i will leave his family mourning like breakfast
hybrid was referred to as a bitch~ and he stayed up all night wondering if he was a dog(dawg)
I'll execute you with just one line of the smallest amount of my dope rhyme
little wonder hybrid and his protege mc brave are sucking pussis for studio time!
he didnt understand the meaning of tranvascient so he calls alexshittu to check his dictionary
this is nairaland bitch~ if not ama slap ur face so hard u would wish this wasnt fictionary!
I could cut my verse into half and I'll still have double your entire skills
plunged himself into water watching mcjuice ~and the d fool turned himself into mc scales !
You don't impress me when you rhyme~ you only make yourself depressed
cuzz even if u swallow 2pac and  biggie's coffins u still wouldnt lyrically impress me!

NOW CHOP THAT FOR LUNCH, HYBRID BITCH!

@DEMO
WHERE IS WANDE COAL--ILEKE IDI? SONG

@TOSINADEDA
POST THE REMIX OF I CANT FEEL MY FACE- BY ICEBERG SLIM AND SAUCEKID, ALL THIS SAUCEKID SONGS ARE OLD !