@crude
the cat wants to eat some rat , but unknown to the cat a bigger animal is stalking him too. thats if u can travel to N.J in 500 methusella years , tom michaels. ajegunle groundnut seller

@psy-samson

AM a D.O.O.O.N, tats rite, am too fly for a single o (hoe)
u fck wita nga like me, u get ripped of two toes
ur soft hearthed, beta as an indian rapper
ma heavy loaded ish gon mk ur hearth move 2 ya shoulder
more of strapped nga lk me on d street , nigeria aint going to be  needin nepa
u's a hoe wit no dck so i swept ur bitch off er feet wit ma horricane nuts
in wordplaysland, u's an outcast,more like a reverend fada in the north
i've gat this fat teck hanging,u need to slow down ur mouth cus the glutton aint watchin its weight
ur weird mc's girlfriend,keep off ma ish terminal else u gon fall on dead end
am jay z's best rapper, T.I's king, more venoms from me i bet doctor dre gon get sick
nga ur only beta dan lebron and A.I  cuzz u's the M.V.P of taking C#M SHOTZ

Yo yo my God is good

My god is great

If you give me just a minute I'll elaborate

I'v gat a new heart, a new mind, regenerated heart and a future wth him that can't be measured by time.

I'm gonna to hang up with him 4 d rest of my days

As long as I can speak I shall give him all the praise

So get up wth me and get in2 this thing

Put ur hands in the air and leave it up for the king.

@o-bedz
yo flow lame nga,roun' one iz mine,roun' 2,here it comes,

gat im ma hand,pointin at yo head i keep tellin dis joke dat ima fill u wid a whole lotta lead/i dnt wanna scuff,i wanna get it over n done/yo styl'z dead like it took a f*ckin shot 2 d dome/we aint battlin,nga im jus showin u d ropes/cuzz if u cross dat thin line boi u aint gon cope/they'l put yo image on d floor outlined wid a chalk/im so brutal,dont need a gun i'l stab yo head wid a fork/u bum,spit yo next stupid lines wid caution/'fore i get rid er yo ass like a f*ckin abortion/n if u come out beggin,im spittin on yer/itz like i aint had no toilet trainin,nga im shittin on yer/get even d gays on yo team 2 judge dis cuzz even u kno aint hotter dan ma ish/man dis nga'z a female,yo name iz hoe-bedz/son u only a gangsta on email/nga i go roun' blingin/lemme catchu all alone n c if d tek dont come out singin ,

girls so sweet. i'm sorry. but you whack, i know u new and all to this thread, that's not a good way to eneter this thread, spit something realler please, u need serious work

good to be home again . . . .





the brids back . . . . . yo people freestyles str8 up the kids temple .had to drop this real fast . .

.u 'all knw the brids be on that 9-5 thing . . . .yeah gots to make em cream . . . one luv
. . . grabs the mic

some rotten pus$$is claim ma last thread was a flop/
niggi what u tot/the freestyle lounge still running the spot/

so the brid pulled out a couple of bars n thread went bankrupt/
little retards b running thread n ish/now that sucks/

yo! shaz wassup/heard u got a bail-out plan/but u'all knw brids the man/
i gots plenty cash 2 bail out d plan /spits str8 out d dark caves of afganistan/

the brid neva loose ish/though the "elites" pulling out ma tourney was kinda stupid/
but fcu#k it/the brid g00na stuff the thread wit bars like i stuff retards wit bullets/

u'all niggis are muppets/this is stars warz niggi n i am the comet/
turn ur lites out like sunset/cut niggis like the government b cutting budgets/

far from being the nicest call me ruthless/so what?the thread got crisis/
pu$$sis need not panic/am hurr to Bleep u a'all up like u on menses/

yeah!some niggis do bleed tru dey ass hole n ish/netcess b like " damn the brids d bomb-ish"/
n retards b like "Lord take me away before the brid done-did it"/am fly u all jus maggots/

am r give u all d "f' from ma fly so u can be gays/u wack /come see me so am r make u ma mascort/
see so many bevis n buttheads/u all make brid wanna drop "d bomb"n blow up this fcu#king rap thread/

thank God its friday/non u'all fcuks could battle me anyways/
yeah true that/i burn niggis so bad even the pope thinks its ash-wednessday . . . . / lol


yo!!! thats a rap . . . gots to get back to work peeps . . .peace!!!!! tgif

hybrid the wack cat is back.welcome meow.lemme drop a reply on behalf of the retards ! MRcs baby, hi shaz

HYBRID-X:


.u 'all knw the brids be on that 9-5 thing . . . .yeah gots to make em cream . . . one love
. . . grabs the mic[/b]

some rotten pus$$is claim ma last thread was a flop/
niggi what u tot/the freestyle lounge still running the spot/

so the brid pulled out a couple of bars n thread went bankrupt/
little retards b running thread n ish/now that sucks/

yo! shaz wassup/heard u got a bail-out plan/but u'all knw brids the man/
i gots plenty cash 2 bail out d plan /spits str8 out d dark caves of afganistan/

the brid never loose ish/though the "elites" pulling out ma tourney was kind of stupid/
but fcu#k it/the brid g00na stuff the thread wit bars like i stuff retards wit bullets/

u'all niggis are muppets/this is stars warz niggi n i am the comet/
turn ur lites out like sunset/cut niggis like the government b cutting budgets/

far from being the nicest call me ruthless/so what?the thread got crisis/
pu$$sis need not panic/am hurr to Bleep u a'all up like u on menses/

yeah!some niggis do bleed tru dey ass hole n ish/netcess b like " damn the brids d bomb-ish"/
n retards b like "Lord take me away before the brid done-did it"/am fly u all jus maggots/

am r give u all d "f' from ma fly so u can be gays/u wack /come see me so am r make u ma mascort/
see so many bevis n buttheads/u all make brid want to drop "d bomb"n blow up this fcu#king rap thread/

thank God its friday/non u'all fcuks could battle me anyways/
yeah true that/i burn niggis so bad even the pope thinks its ash-wednessday . . . . / lol

Classic!!!! Ur flows kicked asses.

@hybrid and testausauron
Yall gotta bow down , its the first lady of the mrcs
step up to me and u are sure to D.I.E
i heard testasaurone had beef wit flowshow
why wouldnt he beef when his lineage has got no dow
i see this wack cat hybrid addressing some people
punk i am no respecter of gender ~ i will bust ur pimple
better believe it now we now run nairaland ~
i belong to the mafia clan
even shaz wants to join the retards
here i am repping the retards till infinity
plus am nice on the mic cuzz i got diss-immunity
if u move one step close to me i will make sure u take more shots than a model
hybrid and sauron have both got pussis~ they should be working in a brothel

@ bolajibaok,

you really need to shut the hell up son, real mcs talk the talk and back up they ish like a UPS. you are all talk no brains and if not for the mass banning not in place, your sorry ass should be at home washing egusi plates. sheesh, what a R!

@ the 'Brid:

yo, wa' gwan? long time it's been. you been long on that hustle that money should be getting longer by the minute. good looks coming back to this section. it's about time we cleared this section of all the vermins running amok.

@wordsmith'
who is bolaji?.he has been banned long ago , you are obviously a confused idiot, you get dafter by the minute.

yo
@WORDSMITH


wats good bro? ,. . . . . been a while now. . . . .yeah ! been concentration on making that paper longer . . .lol , .hows studies man? . . . . wat about sparing for old times sake . . . what u think?


@sauron

thanks for d compliments bro. . .

chasisgirl:

@hybrid and testausauron
Yall gotta bow down , its the first lady of the mrcs
step up to me and u are sure to D.I.E
i heard testasaurone had beef wit flowshow
why wouldnt he beef when his lineage has got no dow
i  see this wack cat hybrid addressing some people
punk i am no respecter of gender ~ i will bust ur pimple
better believe it now we now run nairaland ~
i belong to the mafia clan
even shaz wants to join the retards
here i am repping the retards till infinity
plus am nice on the mic cuzz i got diss-immunity
if u move one step close to me i will make sure u take more shots than a model
hybrid and sauron have both got pussis~ they should be working in a brothel

So much wackness. . . . .Bolajibroke, BJpumpin, Bolajioak, Flowcunt and Chasisgurl are all weak MCs.
I just cannot understand why u don't get it that you are the wackest on Nairaland.
Why not take other jobs like shoe shinning or take cocks up your ass(it would be more lucrative to u than trying to pen rhymes).

HYBRID-X:

@sauron

thanks for d compliments bro. . .

I think we should organise a tourney before the 2008 runs out.
It would be so nice if we can organise a nice netcee Battle without the retardz and the mentally eroded though.

shaz
are you now born again finally?wassup with the gospel preaching rhymes?

~Sauron~:

take other jobs like shoe shinning or take cocks up your ass

I think we should organise a tourney before the 2008 runs out.
It would be so nice if we can organise a nice netcee Battle without the retardz and the mentally eroded though.

well on the shoe shining issue you can inform ur baba and momo to supply the materials.

on the tourney,,sauron u get more sfoolish are you not the same idiot who said hybrid was biased ?
, now u are asking him to organise anoda tourney without a retardedrepresentation ,
do urself a favour and arrange the tourney lets see if u urself would not be a failure ! oponu
lastly have u not noticed that any tourney that doesnt have a retard present is always a failure. ask hybrid and co.
nairaland without the MRCS is total failure like wordsmith writing exams in UI

since u label me a retard i would gladly rep my name !, testasauron priick

@sauron

i feel u bro . . . . . . am down however . . . .its very possible . . .


@wordsmith

hola back aight. . . .



hey,

mailmalc,saucekid,crude,malthuss,tianshe,alexpissu . . . . what do brethrens . . . . . lets bring it back . . .

lol @hybrid
, all those guys you mentioned have gone to father xmas. merry xmas mates, especially the Rs like wordsmith will say

Real heads out there, I just got the saddest news, 9ice won best hiphop act in the MAMAS, For GODSAKE!! 9ice aint HipHop, real heads cant afford sit back and let these cats tell us what hiphop is, As far as am concerned the MAMAs might as well be run by a bunch of old MAMAs straight from an August meeting for all they know about Hiphop. Check out this link www.youtube.com/v/EsmcHYT7Y4I (copy and paste) for some real sh*t. MCC is a the best pidgeon rapper out there cause his rhymes make me think. Now thats real Hip Hop, LYRICS!!!!. 9ice, Hiphop? Those words shouldnt be in the same sentence. Why do these cats always have to blame their sh*t on hiphop? Cldnt they say best new act or best r&b or raga or something? Whyd they hav 2 involve my LIFE in that sh*t

@mailmalc

nu u was g00na come tru . . . . what do bro? good to see ya again . . . . stay flyest . . .

@ Hybrid
Wat it do bro? Itz bin a while mahn, where have u bin all diz while, hope u got sumtin gud 4 d netcees up in here? Dat wuz a sick ass rhyme and barz u got dere homz. I can c d work out aint bad afta all. I'v bin doin sum djin myself, anywayz welcum bak. MUCH RESPECT DAWG!

Malc, Brid , Sauron , Smith , Sharn and  other netcees am just annoucing my return .

The Second Coming Of The P.R.O

                             Part 1
As long as am still breathing u be losing votes like Chris Okotie
Ur whole verses are bluffed need a delivery like Frontier
I see ur brain malfunctions going out competing with goats that you sing
U can't stop the blows even if ur mama laid u up in the ring
Even if i lost a battle Today Hell will ask for a rematch
Got evil imagination that Lucifer and Peter Cech can't Catch
Feedin on Asthma patient is the only way you can cough lyrics
I see why ur babymama dumped u cauz u lighted up red candle on picnics
The more i drop shit from my anus the more u lose memory
U can't mess a diss with 2 beans plates cauz u addressing me as formerly

@mc brave

yeah ! feels good to b back . . . how u doing. . . . good to knw u progressing. . . . my wish is that we all prigress to the next stage of our lives . . . well am hurr and back for good . . . . its about time we started trading em bars . . . u feel me?


@alexpissu

dowg . . . . wata gwan . . ? nice one thurr . . .am r diss u and mailmalc for that dope ish . . . .u two g00na get served soon . . .hahahahahahah. . . peace bro



now where malthuss at?

@ Hybrid
Yeeeeaaa I fil u mahn, now datz wat I'm talkin abt. Umma drop sum of my shit later on aiigt?

@ Mailmalc and Wordsmith
Wazzap wit ya folks? Itz bin a while dawgs.

@mc brave

for really . . . . .



whats up peeps? . . . . .yeah! u all knw the brid do . . . .u all got to love how i spit . . . something to read . . .am do this real quick . . . . . . grabs the mic. . .


yo!the brid still leave retards in critical conditions/
u niggis need to switch positions/ u all get aborted like bad missions/

pardon me son/but am d reason u Bleep$ scared of us/
we take turns to lyrically rape u sluts/

but the brids deep/i do this kids like a wolf feast on baby sheep/
some retard even called me the king/den started dissing wen he tot i wasnt looking at him/

what u hating on the brid for/this pus$is a rukkee/bleeped it once and it went sore/
hommie i got no flaws/i am dead raw/i keeps charging on u like a rhinosorous on a home run/

i make u bleed cus/dont stop hitting till u stop bleeding like u on meno-pause/
niggi what u waiting for/beta load that nine n blow ur brains out ur own fcu#king skull/

recorgnise am that nairaland rap bully/brids out thurr like ask moulder n agent skully/
ish so funny c0s i knw u dont wan#na beef me/this bitTch jus wan#na be me/

feel the brid skill/kill u cats/ u knw how dying feels like u sewer rat/
from day one u been wack/its year 2 double "o" 8 son n u still spit wack on ur diss track/

this retard got mad wackish retarded skillz n he did diss some cats for real/
but d deal is/ this cunt so bitch the hood he b repping for is pus$si-ville/



lol . . . . . . . . . . . .

@ Hybrid
Dat wuz ill mahn, prity ill.

lyrics so bloody~the retard's 1st lady is about to spray her lyrical uzi
hybrid boutta get rumpled on like the rough pantyhose on hybrid sistas pussi
its been 2years since the retard king broke got banned
isnt it obvious that d retards get more attention than a parade ground?
''broke's' spirit hovers on hybrid head like the ghost of naijafan
while bitches like hybrid frown ~ the retards still got edosioo SAN
first it was edosioo ban then it was WORDSMITH'S ignore
who else but the retards would make wordshit the pig snore?
the bitch wordsmith is no more active on nairaland~same as sauron!
he wasnt banned tho ~he was scared of the retards so he had to run
back to the fake brid~brid is just like his mothers breast
flat slippers ~ she always gets trampled upon like the rest
lyrically sound ~the retards spits more venom than poisonous vipers
hybrid is a jobless car cleaner in d bank~ a bloody car wiper!
metaphors retarded ~punchlines more vicious than kimbo slice
even if u toss a coin 100times u would only roll nothing but ur bulgy eyes
am feelin dizzy~time to sleep~ brid should be employed as a molue bus conductor
cuzz he wouldnt sqeeze bodies ~even if he was a boa constrictor
i can see mcbrave giving him props~yes diick always recognise diick
of course a gay ass pussi would pay respect to a pussi ass priick
a single sideshot at [b]mc brave 'da jellyfish' [/b]turns him immediately into an hybrid slave
cuzz if he ever replys d retard's diss ~ he would plunge himself into an early grave!

NOW CHOP THAT , THE RETARDS FIRST LADY IS IN DA BUILDING !

hmmmmmmmmm . . . , chassisgirl . . . , . however . . . . .

grabs the mic as usual . . . . . nuffing personal biTch . . .




u shoot slugs that bounce off the brid chest/
ma burner g000na fry u n d rest/ we all knw why ur pops dead/

ur mums pu$ss so fu#cked up it gave ur pops d1cck a cardiac arrest/
n her breast so flat she only got nipples on her chest/

wit em little white hair around her tits/so ghetto dey b clapping wen they touch n ish/
even heard her pus$si got a record deal/shi!!it go plantinum-d1ck every 2 weeks for real/

this slut so sick/she even picks dry semen off her cunt wit-tooth picks/
n ur flows so dry like ur mama's/go give her pus$ss a wet lick/

n while u at it/search for half ur brain u left somewhere in her uterus/
c0s u was born with a skull full of sperm from a whole lot of nigggis ish/

even r-kelly pissd on a track n dedicated it to this biTch/
for a cunt so ill niggis di1ick need multiple stitch/

which means/niggis di1ck need a helmet plus a bullet proof vest on/
but i fcu#ked this pu$ss so hard wen she came her juice turned ma room to an olympic size pool/

what u'all xpect ur boy brid do/yeah!i did swim my way out with a back stroke/
6 months later d LovePeddler b calling ma crib saying she gave birth to a Blow-Job-broke/



lol . . . . . . my bad . . . .my bad . . . .

Hybrid, be easy on em son cause u killing more than a villian .

PART 2
Dude u like a corpse on stagnat water trying to make name
My norms are demonic put on you crucifix like Jesus redefined my name
Hey son am the court(cut) here i will put you behind lines
Even if you sun your bars in the sun it still wont shine
We aint got scores to settle cauze i wrote this shit on scoreboards
I dont messi(mercy) this kid Sharn ask him why he lost for words
My body catch electrons so am positive with constant flows
Aint come 2 close you punishing urself touching ur toes
Fool your loss is my gains u can only exist in hell
Ur raps aint improving like Nigerian elections even a kid can tell
Am high outta space like astronauts how you wanna tap me
Your shit we dont hear it cauze you are a ghost to me

QUOTE FROM MENIKE in 2006 (who was forced by bjbroke into early retirement)
''i don't battle ladies, any guy who does that is nothing but a shameless sissi""hybrid =sissi

now listen up hybrid

brid was referred to as a gay ass bitch ~
~and he confirms that by raising his hard diick up against me
My flow inflicts fatal blows to hybrid and to all those foes who oppose me
lyrically i was born to rep this ~the MRCS i rep ~none can't test me !
stand ur priick to me once more & i'll put a red dot on ur head like the japanese flag
i will rip ur eyes without care~in a spare moment~leave you lyrically impaired
this gay hybrid is known to have 2 trans''parents'' and they still couldnt see him through
u need a python to be tied around ur waist~ cuzz brid bitch u aint rapping tight!
i will dip ya head in cement, and leave you with MENTAL-BLOCKS
the only time da brid spits is when his transvasceint mom is pregnant
You don't scare me; you're like a care bear, your rhymes soft and fluffy
Like a puppy brid's got no bark~but he does bite cuzz he is a rhyming pussy
hybrid is a feminine pussi~ something like the female Instruments
he beefs the MRC 1st lady cuzz he knows my rhymes are flyer than alitalia
hybrid is a disgrace to the nigerian hiphop nation~ his momma is known to sell slimfast
my slugs kills brid faster than bombshells ~i will leave his family mourning like breakfast
hybrid was referred to as a bitch~ and he stayed up all night wondering if he was a dog(dawg)
I'll execute you with just one line of the smallest amount of my dope rhyme
little wonder hybrid and his protege mc brave are sucking pussis for studio time!
he didnt understand the meaning of tranvascient so he calls alexshittu to check his dictionary
this is nairaland bitch~ if not ama slap ur face so hard u would wish this wasnt fictionary!
I could cut my verse into half and I'll still have double your entire skills
plunged himself into water watching mcjuice ~and the d fool turned himself into mc scales !
You don't impress me when you rhyme~ you only make yourself depressed
cuzz even if u swallow 2pac and  biggie's coffins u still wouldnt lyrically impress me!

NOW CHOP THAT FOR LUNCH, HYBRID BITCH!

@chassisgirl

u could do better bro. . . . i aint feeling that sh!!t one bit . . . . . ur sh!!!t aint hitting . . . . .shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


@alexpissu


what do bro . . . .hmmmm part2. . . . nicely delivered bro . . . . am r hit at u soon . . . .stay fly