[b]Wat's up ya'll. . . . . .Like i overheard the heads talked 'bout a tourney. . . . .well then let it come!!! It gotta pop ya'll know. . . .


But erm . . . . .got stuffs to say to this lil He-Female. . . .fucckin hermaphrodite,. . . . . ya piece is done. . . .


Wat the fucck was u thinking, why u acting like u're dreadful
Of course u know i know that suicide to u gon' be helpful
I ain gotta say, hoe strip, B!!!tch just know wat i'm about
Coast to coast i row like pirate, pillagin from north to south
I'm the cat that ride on dougs, speed 'em up till they go dud
Throw in the towel, no way i wont letcha have some nip and tuck
We both run opposite differences, cos ma weakness is ur fitness
I flow extra smoothness, abuse kittens like infants on guinness
Ya aint an iota of trouble, u're just a pimple i'm about to nip
U cant reap isht in this game b!!!tch, quit 'fo ur ass got R.I.Pped
I'm lyrically strapped, i'll clip this russel after i'm done jabbin him
Ma wide palms gon accomplish it's utmost mission i.e clappin him
I make hits, randomize ma hit at niggis till they hit the ground
U defeat me? (Laugh) Son I betcha u'll make a livin as a clown
I'm hotter than Jamaican spliff. Hey wat's wit that foul sound
Crude is arround, 2 options, keep it down, or get mowed down[/b]


@Hy-Brid

Hommes. . . .been a long motherfucckin time bro. . . . . .I know the 9-5 thang been holdin u down. . . .but u're aiite tho


@Mailmalc

How is it been goin with ya?. . . . .Been missin those cocainic lines of urs. . . . . .lol

crude oryell crude oil, whats the Bleep is smelling here?
goDdamn CRUDE i smell wackness in the air


@hybrid/crude/mcbrave/wordsmith, sauron ,A-40 and alexpussi fussi

heard da bitch crude now sucks shaz pussi for studio time
5months after flowshow's audio diss crude oil couldnt drop a single rhyme
The MRC first lady is lyrically insane ~ u dont want her vexed
the MRCS killed makavele,crude,menike,wordsmith &sauron~hybitch is next!
crude oil you battling me is like u and ur momma having sex in public ~ total incest!
yous a bitch crude ~another synonym for ur mothers pussi is hobo!
crude oryell~you sound like a dick~ all u do is bleeping suck
nigga am a queenpin and all i do is bleeping rock!
my flow is retarded like madmen smoking the hardest indo!
yous a blabber crude ~ ur compared to an indian baby speaking hindu!
crude has been lyrically murdered~ even her momma knows shes an omota
flowshow is a punchline general~ no wonder crude had to go thru his final funeral
crude sprayed perfumes into his priick ~ and the fool still had smelling genitals
i'll rip ur eyes out ~tie em to ur shoes~ so u can watch ur steps!
fear me cuzz I spit more venom than a snake with cerebro-spinal meningitis
i wont waste bars on gays like you ~cuzz all u do is talk and fail
crude promised to reply flowshow's audio diss ~the fool couldnt drop a single line!
then crude found out he couldnt afford a mic so he resorted into suckin shaz pussi for studio time !RFLMFAO

GET THE BITCH CRUDE OUTTA HERE , U AINT ON MY LEVEL ! BITCH CRUDE OIL!

@ chasisgirl
For ya mind o u dey diss.

@Mc-Brave

That's why i did'nt want to reply FlowShow's audio diss in the 1st place, but since he/she been thinking he/she is as good as he/she proclaimed, then i think i gotta use ma lyrical baton on him. . . . . .


Check it. . . . .

      www.myspace.com/crudeng

sup smith, malthus, alex, sauron, hybrid, shaz nd rest of y'all. Been a while though but school got me workin round the clock for just a paper


Had to 'Lace' lines together because Brick wouldn't do it
i drop flows freely like a fluid, u never could undo it
yup! me be a true 'brid, high(hy) on no root thing
how my pen n pads inspires sure u ain't got no clue . kid
mind's properly polished, the sun be jealous of my shine
i'm the future like 2080, so fcukin ahead of your time
mailmalc back runnin real shows wit his wrist froze
spittin deadly punchlines on NL to make u bleed flows (Phew!)
been known to skip d 'hip' part when i 'hop' on tracks
nw i've got mason bertha on ma deck screamin 'welcome back'

@ crude
I fil ya mahn.

@ the fam;

first off, i gotta say my bad for not coming up on this site frequently. School work has got me all holed up and shit. heck, even got the slowpoke wishing me ill-luck. not a good habit R, surely you don't want Santa saying you've been a bad boy . well, guess what Father Christmas ('Smith) got in store for ya?
-some good ass koboko
-a shotgun to put you to sleep
-autographs from wackasses like Vanilla Ice
-a log of your activities to report to ya moms for being an R online

lol, newayz, Merry Christmas, people.


. . . Good God, i should be dogone rusty, haven't spat in a while now. . .

@wordsmith
i think they aint wishing u well cuzz u always swear for them too, i think its high time u leave the Rs alone, get off their back . final warning . or u get sworn for more often , a word is enuff for the wise. we aint on the same daft level smith.

@the internet illiterate crude AND ILLITERATE FAM MCBRAVE
no that we didnt want u to reply .we actually pray for ur reply but why would u post a blank myspace page?isnt that daft??, it only exposes u as being an illiterate , even shaz the youngest here wouldnt disgrace her education like that , you are nothing but a disgraceful internet illiterate .shaz pls tell him one more time

@flowshow
i am sure he hasnt even checked that there is nothing in the page he posted , he has publicly disgraced himself as an illiterate , pls shaz teach him hoe to post a simple song on myspace.even a 2 yr old kid can do that !. sheesh. pls call in chiogo to help him ! crude new nickname is now[b] internet iliterate![/b]

merry xmas fellas except to wordsmith the chronic playerhater ,
i dont pray for you i prey on u like a hawk ! WORD!

@Shaz

My bad! my bad!. . . .the link is        www.myspace.com/crudeng               



If myspace aint messing up, y'all should be able to listen to that piece


@The undilluted R's

Keep running ya mouth, it's crystal clear that u aint nowhere to be seen, please tell us y'all aint bunch of ghosts

@Brave

Gotcha man. . . . . .This Retards are somthn else on here

Me see ya too Brid mahn, wat it do homie? Where em real rapheads at? Malthuss, Mailmalc, Tianshie, Worldbest, Alexpissu, Gamertag, Ganjamind. . . . . . .e.t.c. Been ages i seen those cats arround

chasisgirl:

@hybrid/crude/mcbrave/wordsmith, sauron ,A-40 and alexpussi fussi

When will this sonofawhore realise he is on the lower rung of the ladder.
Let me drop some more acid rain on your retarded scalp.
More sizteenz for your gay-ass. . . .
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'll crack ya neck wit a pool stick, your clones expect u to lose bitch
Ma discernin' frees'll burn your undies like Christians that hate secular music
Chassis is the antithesis of potent rap, punch holes in ya face & piss in the open gaps
Jeez, cats know your drops are sub-par that's why this clone is quoting paps
Get beat like the D!ck in ya hand sir,attack's futile like throwin sticks at a Panzer
Flowshow got big balls battlin me. . . .but only because he's sufferin' from testicular cancer
I'll knock you out till this community leaves u abandoned.
Watch out, my punches are (Dead Lee)/deadly like Bruce and Brandon.
U want to battle me? It ain't hard to see you spew a heap of trash.
Only way you gettin that arm raised, is if we apply a -splint-&-cast
No competition because half ya spits is fake like some 'true or false' pop-quizzes
You rain punches? I must get an umbrella because ya spray infected saliva when ya drop-disses
The only "chassis punches" in this battle is my style and how i slaughter cats
Vocab? Better bring your clan if ya want to compete with this verbal autocrat
So don't frown ur face up, lace up n jus get ur weight up or get ate up till you pick up a new hobby
Between me n u, ur punches get rejected more than whores on prom trying to hook up dates in a motel lobby.

what nonsense is this sauron asshole posting? why is this guy so wack
sauron bitch u need serious mental help

FLOWSHOW:

what nonsense is this sauron asshole posting? why is this guy so wack
sauron bitch u need serious mental help

Ya father is the asshole. . . . .He shoulda put his Y-chromosomes to proper use.

@SAURON
LMFAO

[center]Let the MULTIES rain, Sauron.[/center]

Shaz:

[center]Let the MULTIES rain, Sauron.[/center]

The Premiership has taken all ma time to drop bombs on this thread. . . .
U should hear from me as from Monday.
How is you?? When are we reading something from you??

rain some multis on the mrcs sauron , we need competition! mrc stand up !

breaking news word from flowshow -- i chatted with flowshow and this is what he has to say '' yall should expect my reply diss track to crude , sauron , hybrid , wordsmith and mcbrave, and oldsync, the oldsync punchline is the baddest so far , edunjobi , old sync ~omo ijebu oshi, yall need to hear flowshow's reply its the funniest diss track in nairaland so far, flowshow said he will upload it to tomorrow, yall should watch out

Watch out, my punches are (Dead Lee)/deadly like Bruce and Brandon.
Flowshow got big balls battlin me. . . .but only because he's sufferin' from testicular cancer

agghhhhh ! ! ! TKO . . paramedics pls. Sauron take it easy oh.

mailmalc:

agghhhhh ! ! ! TKO . . paramedics please. Sauron take it easy oh.

Mailmalc. . . . . .U have been shying away from your Godfather. . . . . .
Make sure u holla at me on YM anytime soon.
Y'heard??

@evry1
Had to comeback temporary to grace this lounge



You take losin so personally- u must know ya next
I show you no respect- ya chasin cheese? ya just a cobra's pet
And I only bit ya if it's 2 holes in ya neck & ya solarplex
U a lady's man I'll give 6 funeral roses with an omen's hex
Corrode ya set--until it's cancerous where my colon rest
It's only one set of footprints, cuz u ain't got no soldiers left
Bust a vessel to touch my threshold -- it's a tumor-tainted-text
So throw ya best punch my words have a "Boomerang" effect
You want war? You'll be a vegtable chopped in beef stew
And feed ya ya moms ya testicles because "hoes gotta eat too"
You never measured up to get the first -- we need a chain gang mayne *****
Pussy can't whoop me - I whoop that pussy -- BANG BANG BANG
Think you the illest? ask Biggie is there a highway after death
Get "knocked the Bleep out" -- and awake the "Friday After Next"
I print up ya rhymes just to wipe my ass with it
Ya raps are shit nobody been in the battle forum for 35, 45 minutes
Math must be shit cuz multis confuse you cusz u a bitch contender
Menike's comeback leaves niggas dashin out of place like failed olympic-sprinters

TO THAT CRACK SMOKING RETARD SAURON AND MENIKE

sauron bitch am insane like akala's son destroying p-square's party
now u will say am using vernacular to rap cuzz u know nofing about it
the difference between you and me is u don't relate ur rhymes to current affairs
nigga you and ur sistas are morons in rap thats why u both lack new ideas
i bet ur father never imagined flowshow would give u so much trouble
nigga am ur king ~bow down to royalty~stay on the floor and don't fumble
even shaz knows me~in real life ~ am so humble!see
i rep the jersey blues ~remember i sting better than a bumble! bee
nigga your rhymes are as slippery as the detergent~omo
yous a bitch oochie ~another synonym for ur mothers pussi! hobo!
sauron testesaurone~you sound like a privates~ all u do is bleeping suck
nigga am a kingpin and all i do is bleeping rock!
the flow is retarded like madmen smoking the hardest indo!
yous a blabber ~ ur compared to an indian baby speaking hindu!
i got ur honey A-40 researching about how i bleeped the illest mcs
right now u will bow down and acknowledge flow as the illest in this
when i continue sparing wit u ~ i actually want u to understand metas and punches
so that u can be promoted from nursery to primary and deliver punchlines like me!
lastly som one tell thats a-40 gay to drop a single verse on me
this is battle rap and not a mud slinging contest. cuzz next time hes mom will be replaced with it
pussi ass modafcuker~ my final metaphors are sicker than an epileptic plague
nigga we are inside the same texbook ~ but bitch~we are not on the same page !

MY GAWD

Am about to freestyle n cypher till i lose all siliva
My ish so sick like a dying patient Dr phil aint see no rival
Here comes the Big punisher cause i bring hell on this niggaz
Bleep it homie you aint jay u just gay why acting like Jiggaz
I let hell blessing carry me on so when i kill a child i do it withno remorse
Even the way i floss i got that kid yelling yebariba like Sauce
Malc , Brid , Smith ,are gone no beef let in the pot for little kittens
I don't give you praises dumbfcuk cause that ish was pre-written
Funny the day hip-hop died i was sleeping she missed my freestyle
Now i see her in my dream telling em at Pearly Gate that am so Fly
Is about time i pull out ice on my teeth to shine on him
You dissing me now but you was broke n acting like slim(African Eminem)
Rap dynasty your chick still want me even if i act nasty
Now  you in studio to do a throwback diss with Rasqie
This half a bar for a lame nigga thats is incomplete like Dr Abalaka's Experiment
Aint safe 4 kid no more the hardcore spitter is back he needs Ammendments
Nevertheless with 50 you don't make sense(cents)
I put back the flame back 2 ur chest thats how u suck stress

         


Menike , welcome i got your back like a thug selling crack.

@Sauron

Lets sing RIP song,Sauron the ghost is back to look for his real killers
Oh no Alex God of the game i punish him with half bar for being a rap sinner
Same old multies bores me like OBJ taking hooks for Proverbs
Learn from my rap scriptures the way you shoot at me cats say is over(over the bar)
From Hannibal to Sauron dont make me do this dumbfcuk
Hannibal in my book of rhymes means you aint existing while SAURON means U suck
This my football field i can foul on you many times without a card from Seun(ban)
I laced d boot to kick Red hot bars on your face shey!!!
You cant do a throwback to diss i will make u late to your own wake
Judge state d punches 1 2 3 4 is okay his body lying in the state
Ur rhymes so fake like you u got Chinese getting em typed
Bury urself 6feet deep let ur crew dig you out then you will be riped
My poetry is deep like sea ocean flow in it i make u see wonders
Even Stevie can see the way my punches bring assunders
Am ill Hybrid can tellu the last battle the judge put me behind bars
You so predictable fumbling with words u messed up like tokunbor cars
I heard you's an idealistic that battle his own instincts
Battling me you miss diss(miss this) if it was an exam you scored lotta plenty D's
Death before its honour you should have respected a vet like me
1 advice kid enhance your punches with a gym machine
Let me switch style like power phase now in pidgeon english
I don come wit fire wey ur local fireman no fit extinguish
Is not my fault the way i beat you black like ghana
This diss wey i diss you go sell pass gala
Men i too much jo even your chick wan be one of my groupie
Bleep her for your face pour my semen 4 ur face u dey vex cos u ugly pass Rooney
Even the government no fit stop me because of the wey i dey reigh(rain)
Who be the king ?u no fit talk i lock u with my lyrical chain
No make me vex i fit still diss you 4 ur mother tongue
Matter of fact how you wan sell if u no feature me 4 ur song
Alex P no 1 for this game do the maths u dey undefined
You no count like spill over student wey want defy (admission)

Double attack on Lord Sauron??

Nairaland is about to witness the DEMISE of two wack netcees(Alexpissu and FlowCUNT). . . . .
Before i proceed with the proceedings . . . . ma heart goes to Brash, Menike, Mailmalc and Old Sync and the other true netcees . . .

Letz go. . . . .
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
@ FLOWSHOW(The official NAIRETARD).
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sit down kid. . . . . Bleep trying to stand me,
I'll grip fate n spit hate like my f'uckin saliva's angry,
When i say you are easily snapped i'm speaking the facts,
Your MOTHER craves my D!ck becuz your DAD's weak in the sack. . . . .
You and your clones are both feeble n quack
Theres no end equation c'uz both ya parents are inexcusable twats
Bring your hardest you gay, because i've beaten the baddest
Your MOTHER is a cock junkie n i'm feeding her habit. . . .
FLOWcunt's a waste of space i'll split your face in 8 portions
Battle me in a text war and you'll face a late abortion. . . . .
Lord Sauron is brutal, tongue's venom-laced, my killing is flawless. . .
I'll chop your fuckin head off with the same sword as william wallace. . .
Bleep it, i sell discount during droughts while you are prancing about
Airing your emotions out. . . .retarded clones get bred in the south
I ma run in your house, put poison in your mouth after I choke you out,
Then make your cock-junkie mum give you mouth to mouth . . .that’s what i'm about.
When i get in the mood, the carnage is released. . . .
Walking out of graveyards leading a lunatic army of deceased. . . .
Any retard runs his mouth? i'll rip the fuckin clown. . .
And like sex on the couch, you better sit the Bleep down.