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A garage tout been celebrated by his pple, meanwhile the clueless n shipopo dey dance n sing fi di fi- fa wa. Sai GMB wallahi...

That the only way Jona can win election in bayelsa, else na only Otueke go give am votes

I have learnt a lot from the Buhari certificate mononinia.
Since it happening, I started looking for all my certificates and school report cards.
Infact, I have safely kept the reciept for my jamb form, post-jamb, lecture notes, textbooks, photos even of my secondary school P.T.A receipts and photocopy of my transfer form
too, who knowns if anybody may request for it.
If someone who schooled before independence can be asked to present his certificate, then who am I?
If you are lucky enough to still have your secondary school uniform and sandal please, keep it because I still have mine
right from my kindagarten days. Who knows any clueless person can ask for it?
So currently, I'm searching for the sharpener and 2A notebook I used in Pry 1 (local govt Nur/Pry.....).

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Boko boys enh......

1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Elect with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD!
2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa Metuh) - PUNCH!
3. "APC in a historic victory!". "Godswill Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS!
4. "This is the most rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are
heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY INDEPENDENT!
5. "South-south boils as INEC
declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." - NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!
6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are
studying the results" (Mimiko) - SUN
NEWSPAPER!
7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!
8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari" - Premium time
9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari" - THE NATION!
10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo) - SAHARAREPORTERS!
11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP!
12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY TRUST
13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari" - THISDAY NEWSPAPER
14. "No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) - NTA NEWS
15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES

Haba osufia in London, u jam BH and u are still alive? When they promise to litter the soil with blood of people, u are an alarmist. Search ur hrt and always say the truth. You might have met highway chiefs whom u passed their kingdom n dey decide to remind u of there presence.

Breaking news:PDP Loses Niger East election to APC as tribunal nullifies election results.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/01/30/pdp-loses-niger-east-senatorial-election-apc-tribunal-nullifies-election-results

Omo na bh ooooo. Wen militants wia famous was there any case of suicide bombings? Bokos ran bomb laden suicide on thisday newspaper, churches, mosques,military check points even telecom mast.

Dividends of sweet rice...

The Nigerian security operatives have detained a suspected Boko Haram bomb maker and nine accomplices in Potiskum, Yobe State on Sunday, 25 January.

According to a senior police officer, who asked for anonymity, a suspected bomb manufacturer was identified only as Ba’na had admitted making the explosives used in the November school attack, the January 10 car bombing and January 11 market blasts in Potiskum.

Besides, nine more people suspected to be behind the fabrication of bombs used in a series of Boko Haram suicide attacks were arrested. Although the information about the suspect or purported arrest is yet to be confirmed by the Nigeria Police.

The officer, who was involved in the Sunday arrest, said, “The suspect has moved to Potiskum from the state capital Damaturu three years ago and worked as a stonemason and water vendor before getting married. He was quite good at his disguise and his mason and water vending jobs gave him perfect cover.”

Potiskum, the largest commercial town in Yobe State, has been hit by a wave of bombings in recent months, including a suicide attack on a secondary school in November in which 58 people were killed. On January 18, at least four people died in an attack on a bus station, while the previous weekend two women wearing suicide vests killed six people at a market and two policemen died in a car bombing outside a police station.

Source : http://www.naij.com/373747-suspected-boko-haram-bomb-makers-arrested-in-potiskum.html

Jonathan inherited 774 LGA, today he has ceded 30 to General Shakau of Boko-haram. Jonathan inherited 23 PDP Governors but he ceded 5 to opposition APC. Jonathan inherited 4000 megawatts of electricity but we are now left with 2500 megawatts with obnoxious tariff from PHCN. Jonathan inherited 2.4 million barrel quota from OPEC but he ceded 1 million barrels to smugglers. Jonathan inherited a naira value of 155 to dollar but naira is now traded at 185. Jonathan inherited 30% unemployment but he has doubled it to 55%. Jonathan inherited positive AAA rating bond but JPMORGAN has rated our bond negative. Jonathan inherited a surviving stock market but he killed the stock market. Jonathan inherited 10% duty on tokumbo cars but he increased it to 70%. Jonathan inherited chibokgirls but he lost them to Shakau. Jonathan inherited a rag tag boko Haram he is leaving behind a sophisticated and daring BH. Jonathan inherited a booming economy but doom is what he is about to handover. To worse it off, Jonathan is promoting STEALING against our moral and societal upbringing. What then is safe under Jonathan? ?? Absolutely Nothing! !! Dear Jonathan, I can't afford more losses! !! Enough is enough!

Jonathan inherited 774 LGA, today he has ceded 30 to General Shakau of Boko-haram. Jonathan inherited 23 PDP Governors but he ceded 5 to opposition APC. Jonathan inherited 4000 megawatts of electricity but we are now left with 2500 megawatts with obnoxious tariff from PHCN. Jonathan inherited 2.4 million barrel quota from OPEC but he ceded 1 million barrels to smugglers. Jonathan inherited a naira value of 155 to dollar but naira is now traded at 185. Jonathan inherited 30% unemployment but he has doubled it to 55%. Jonathan inherited positive AAA rating bond but JPMORGAN has rated our bond negative. Jonathan inherited a surviving stock market but he killed the stock market. Jonathan inherited 10% duty on tokumbo cars but he increased it to 70%. Jonathan inherited chibokgirls but he lost them to Shakau. Jonathan inherited a rag tag boko Haram he is leaving behind a sophisticated and daring BH. Jonathan inherited a booming economy but doom is what he is about to handover. To worse it off, Jonathan is promoting STEALING against our moral and societal upbringing. What then is safe under Jonathan? ?? Absolutely Nothing! !! Dear Jonathan, I can't afford more losses! !! Enough is enough!

Jonathan inherited 774 LGA, today he has ceded 30 to General Shakau of Boko-haram. Jonathan inherited 23 PDP Governors but he ceded 5 to opposition APC. Jonathan inherited 4000 megawatts of electricity but we are now left with 2500 megawatts with obnoxious tariff from PHCN. Jonathan inherited 2.4 million barrel quota from OPEC but he ceded 1 million barrels to smugglers. Jonathan inherited a naira value of 155 to dollar but naira is now traded at 185. Jonathan inherited 30% unemployment but he has doubled it to 55%. Jonathan inherited positive AAA rating bond but JPMORGAN has rated our bond negative. Jonathan inherited a surviving stock market but he killed the stock market. Jonathan inherited 10% duty on tokumbo cars but he increased it to 70%. Jonathan inherited chibokgirls but he lost them to Shakau. Jonathan inherited a rag tag boko Haram he is leaving behind a sophisticated and daring BH. Jonathan inherited a booming economy but doom is what he is about to handover. To worse it off, Jonathan is promoting STEALING against our moral and societal upbringing. What then is safe under Jonathan? ?? Absolutely Nothing! !! Dear Jonathan, I can't afford more losses! !! Enough is enough!

Desperado, political prostitute, mtchew. We don't want u......

So oche u n mai basira again? Remembering those days in Udus una for co-opt sarauta I heard he is still the god father of student politics in kano. Wish u guys all the best.

Some where in kano state, men of Karota are arresting goats on daily basis.

musiwa97:
men of the Biafra soldier who capture western nigeria

https://newsrescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/BiafranSoldiersInAsaba.jpg

Brave men of Biafra, yan banga kawai, they are old version of present day civilian jtf whom have been giving bh fight of their lives....

Angry youth stoned to death an unidentified man in Kano State on allegation he belonged to the Islamist militant Boko Haram sect.
The man was lynched by hundreds young men who grouped near Kano Central Mosque just before the beginning of Friday prayers.
The attackers said the man came to the area with an explosive substantial and a gun.
When a group of youth saw him, they chased man from Karkasara to the Central Mosque where he was rounded up and stoned to death.
The Kano Police spokesman, Musa Majiya, confirmed the episode.
Meanwhile he said security personnel arrived at the scene immediately but could not hint any of the supposed weapons the man was accused of carrying.
Magaji, an Assistance Superintendent of Police, said because the unproved suspicion, police had started investigation into what really occurred.
He cautioned the public against taking laws into their hands at any time they supposed anything untoward, saying it could lead to attacks on blameless residents.
The attack happened more than two months after Boko Haram launched a devastating bomb and gun attacks on the central mosque killing more than 150 people.

Source:- http://www.naij.com/364267-suspected-boko-haram-member-was-stoned-to-death-in-kano.html

donphilopus:
According to Kwankwaso, Jonathan's men are not campaigning for him in Kano because of his gross incompetence and failure of his Government. What does he expect them to campaign with? They should go show Kwankwaso's achievements as theirs just like Abati did? Abeg o, nobody would wanna campaign for a failure. He should go there and campaign for himself if he has anything to campaign with.

In Kwankwaso's voice “It is clear that Jonathan’s men in Kano are afraid to campaign for him because they have nothing to show. We have been saying that this regime is a total failure and a disaster for Nigeria.”

http://dailypost.ng/2015/01/08/jonathans-men-kano-afraid-campaign-kwankwaso/

Go campaign for Jonathan in Kano at your own peril. It's obvious that anyone who tries that will only go there and blab.

RIP Comrades....

From the Grapevine.....

Questions from former President Obasanjo at the mother of all meetings with Jonathan witnessed by Papa Adeboye and Bishop Oyedepo.

Reports say Obasanjo demanded Jonathan to "Tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" to the following questions:

(1) "Did you agree to run for only one term or not?

(2) "What did you tell me was your reason for not going after Boko haram insurgents even when I told you this will boomerang?

(3) "What happened to Nigeria's external reserve and sovereign wealth fund?

(4) "Did you give licence to Niger Delta Militants (Dokubo and Toompolo) to import arms in the name of their privately owned companies? If so, for what reason?

(5) "Did you not get correspondence from the United States consulate that a certain citizen named Buruji Kashamu is indicted for Drug trafficking? Why did you appoint the same Kashamu as South West leader of PDP rather than hand him over to the US? And did the PDP give automatic senate ticket to a wanted and convicted drug baron?"

Well, reports have it that Jonathan couldn't answer any of these questions posed to him by former President Obasanjo in the presence of Pastor Adeboye and Bishop Oyedepo!

Let's watch as things unfold...

holicalpha:
I'm a TAN but that patience no be give person mouth.

Meanwhile somewhere in Naija PEJ is busy partying with charlie Boy

Did you know..??

* VIRUS - Vital Information Resource UnderSeige.
* AVI = Audio Video Interleave
* RTS = Real Time Streaming
* SIS = Symbian OS Installer File
* AMR = Adaptive Multi-Rate Codec
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* 3G -3rd Generation.
* GSM - Global System for Mobile Communication.
* CDMA - Code Divison Multiple Access.
* UMTS - Universal MobileTelecommunication System.
* SIM - Subscriber Identity Module .
* JAR = Java Archive
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* 3GPP = 3rd Generation Partnership Project
* 3GP = 3rd Generation Project
* MP3 = MPEG player lll
* MP4 = MPEG-4 video file
* AAC = Advanced Audio Coding
* GIF= Graphic Interchangeable Format
* JPEG = Joint Photographic Expert Group
* BMP = Bitmap
* SWF = Shock Wave Flash
* WMV = Windows Media Video
* WMA = Windows Media Audio
* WAV = Waveform Audio
* PNG = Portable Network Graphics
* DOC = Document (MicrosoftCorporation)
* PDF = Portable Document Format
* M3G = Mobile 3D Graphics
* M4A = MPEG-4 Audio File
* NTH = Nokia Theme (series 40)
* IBM - International Business Machines.
* HP - Hewlett Packard.
* AM/FM - Amplitude/ Frequency Modulation.
* WLAN - Wireless Local Area Network
* THM = Themes (Sony Ericsson)
* MMF = Synthetic Music Mobile Application File
* NRT = Nokia Ringtone
* XMF = Extensible Music File
* WBMP = Wireless Bitmap Image
* DVX = DivX Video
* HTML = Hyper Text Markup Language
* WML = Wireless Markup Language
* CD -Compact Disk.
* DVD - Digital Versatile Disk.
* CRT - Cathode Ray Tube.
* DAT - Digital Audio Tape.
* DOS - Disk Operating System.
* GUI -Graphical User Interface.
* HTTP - Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.
* IP - Internet Protocol.
* ISP - Internet Service Provider.
* TCP - Transmission Control Protocol.
* UPS - Uninterruptible Power Supply.
* HSDPA - High Speed Downlink PacketAccess.
* EDGE - Enhanced Data Rate for GSM[GlobalSystem for Mobile Communication] Evolution.

* VHF - Very High Frequency.
* UHF - Ultra High Frequency.
* GPRS - General PacketRadio Service.
* WAP - Wireless ApplicationProtocol.
* TCP - Transmission ControlProtocol .
* ARPANET - Advanced Research Project Agency Network

ekenetheorg:
What kinda bloody?

Many hymen will be rupture all in d name of lovers day

Buhari is favoured by the Gods, na only one goat. Uncle Jona na two goats chop hin own