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TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI:
(Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

ALL:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir

TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI:
(Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

ALL:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir

Rip! Mudex. Op the officer died last year some where around Sept. During the mubi attack, he was killed and his jnr bros was short d same day.

PVC n card reader matter is serious matter! We can get it right my ppl. One man one vote. Meanwhile nigeria Sai Buhari, Lagos Sai Ambode! Freedom is coming tomorrow.

agabaI23:
Server? Where is the server located? Will there be server in the pooling unit or in Abuja? If in Abuja, will be sent via internet or mobile tech? Just curious!

"The Card reader keeps a tally of all cards read, comprising the details of all voters verified as well as those not verified, and transmits the collected information to a central INEC server via GSM data service.
Information transmitted to the server will enable INEC to audit results from polling units, as well as do a range of statistical analysis of the demographics of voting". You can know about pvc card reader from d below link.

Source :http://thewillnigeria.com/news/inec-explains-a-z-about-electronic-card-readers/

Op u said u were not IT specialist and still u came up wit some logical hypothesis? We can only encourage d system not to castigate it, wat we are told is that card reader accredits n send information to INEC server. It is not use for voting! Why PDP dey fear this state-of-the art technology. PEJ should have said ppl she stone anyone that rejects pvc n not agent of change. Anyway Sai GMB.

SaTANoids Will b like Fayose told us he will b coming back using an air ambulance! Thou shall not wish bad on march4buhari else sango n osanobuwa will handle that person appropriately.

More from dusted archives.

maximilano:
Yes o infantry the king all the way, other corps are our subjects.

Nah! Don't get u sir? but I know d no1 in NA is infantry "the queen of battle" and their ethos is "we yield to nothing"..

Dusted from my archives

Ninilowo:
What of ARTILLERY?.............the VULCANS. We clear the way!

From the rear abi? Nothing is as sweet as facing the enemy eyeball to eyeball. It's infantry or nothing.

asuoka:
Late Lieutenant...forgotten his name thou...Rip sir

RIP Capt BT Sule! Died before his decoration as a Capt, he was an armour officer, gentleman and also a member of ssc 36.

Op! Even salary for February yet to b paid as of 02505MAR15.

Shu! U or ur friend? That is d fruit of hard labour, Shey hin no no say d girl don ripe? Stop acting childish b a man n accept ur responsibility. Congratulations Obagoal! Nine months time u will b a baby daddy.

Can card reader be used to manipulate results? I tot is use for voters accreditation n it sends the information of eligible voters to INEC server there by giving exact figures of accredited voters,simply no wuru! No magomago! No inflating of figures on a polling booth! Haba PDP I tot dis a part of transformation and Gej dey preach transformation abi? Power must change hands! In card reader we trust. Period.

Only in Naija, what of the road side bonds the are collecting? Oga park well! Oga Papers(Pay n Pass)

Haba Oga Jona! For ur mind abi? U never complete ur statement that's " no party can beat PDP with well planed and timed rigging" we know u sent Koro to Ekiti but d dumbs ass sang ur name as man behind the scene. This time around card reader, cameras,bomb detector (in case u decide to send ur boys bh and mend) n all gadgets will b taken to polling booth.

FFK u have diarrhea of the mouth.

misfab:
congo mandigo!

Bad girl, how u take sabi mandigo? U must b his fan, d guy park wella ooo.

Hehehehhehe! PDP! Power.......................

Sai Buhari

Daisydeevarh:
Yea I know but my father ain't the one financing me my mum is, he hardly drops money for us as children my mum is the one doing everything but I would try and stick to your advice

Sis, this should b part of ur private life, weather he does his responsibility or not it's never right to say that. The advice ppl gave u is ok, as a good xtian I believe we must respect our parents.

FFK u have diarrhea of the mouth. Shikenan.

And dis poo made fp? Hmmmmmm

Mine was 100 naira at ilorin. Where is the subsidy n the reduction to 87 naira?

“My late husband and my children were all living in Yobe State and it was because of the Boko Haram in­surgency that we relocated back to Anam­bra State in 2006".



I smell isssh hia! Boko came to limelight in 2009! Pls tell us d truth.

Jakpon:
Everything about PDP is about thuggery and violence. PDP is a party for thugs

God bless u my bloda! Fayose is spearheading the thugery wing of peedeepee.

Op, which arm of PDP damage dis man face? Executive arm dat has been terrorizing Naija or legislative arm dat spreading law in North east from sambisa down to Gombe? Allah ya sa ka maka kaji Ko! Biko nu! That's the ultimate price u get wen u desired for change! Meanwhile say no to politics of bitterness as we March4Buhari.

princealbashir:
Speechless. Male sex worker? Never heard such before. Really this world is coming to an end.

It's very annoying! I met such types of guys in Malaysia. They travel there through an agent,each outing cost about 150RM, they guy pays the agent 50RM agent fees,another 50RM for visa and cost he incured to travel n he pockets 50RM, very shameful act.

U still have not told us how he is going to do it? In wat mathematical of politics is he going to b preside wen GMB wins.