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Foreign AffairsRe: Residents Flee Tehran After Israeli Strikes Hit Across Capital(photos) by chatinent: 8:05am On Jun 16, 2025
Everyone supporting Isreal because of

1. The American propaganda.
2. Christians who feel Isrealis are Israelites.
3. Anti-muslimism.


Forgetting the fact that in the ME, Iran is not SMALL. Both countries will feel the impact!
PoliticsRe: Benue links buses evacuating people from Yelewata LG by chatinent: 1:40am On Jun 16, 2025
Guide your village. These Fulani herdsmen have been given the command to go and capture states.
PoliticsRe: Benue links buses evacuating people from Yelewata LG by chatinent: 1:36am On Jun 16, 2025
Omo, imagine people packing out of their villages due to the fear of being killed.

It's so bad.

I would rather die fighting than pack out.

The Nigerian govt seems to support it... because that explains why Fulani herdsmen are allowed to walk freely with AK-47 and others aren't.

The incompetent president didn't retroop soldiers to Benue or declare a state of emergency! He's only about politics!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Healthcare Worker Jailed In UK For Kissing Vulnerable Patient by chatinent: 8:33pm On Jun 15, 2025
Village people 1 - Forehead rapist 0.


En don bi for you
PropertiesRe: The Billionaire Fence Where The Cleaners Wash Every Month In Awka (Video) by chatinent: 12:23pm On Jun 15, 2025
Probably the owner lives outside Nigeria
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Christianity EtcRe: Should A Woman Pastor A Church? by chatinent: 9:55am On Jun 15, 2025
A woman cannot preside over a man in Christianity but of course, what is practised nowadays is not true Christianity.
Christianity EtcRe: Talk To Your Father By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by chatinent: 9:46am On Jun 15, 2025
Imagine God talking to the APC chief pastor.

Lol.

Some lies can only work on those who have been brainwashed and rinsed.
Christianity EtcRe: Religious Leaders And Plane Crash Survivor by chatinent: 9:41am On Jun 15, 2025
correctguy101:
It's called arrogance. Religious arrogance . Wherever Christians got the idea, that theirs is the only way escapes me but without total disillusionment from the whole religious matter, it'll be difficult to understand anything else.

It's hard to reason with religious folks. Do not be surprised that after reading all you wrote up there, they'll immediately label you a child of Satan... Lols

And abeg, na which MoG like to dey sample Nollywood actresses? This ancestor needs a name and face to place that description... wink
Lol. They will tell me soon: "I rebuke you." Or probably they'll say "Pray to God for mercy for insulting his annointed."

Omo, e dey shame me to know I share the same planets with these sorts.
PoliticsRe: Call Tompolo To Order - Itsekiris Cry To Tinubu, Oborevwori by chatinent: 9:29am On Jun 15, 2025
princeade86:
dey play. In this country, there are some people that are untouchable. Even tinubu that u mentioned, before he became president, during his bullion van saga, did u hear pim from efcc? So there are levels to things in this country oooooo.
You aren't wrong...but that's just for Nigeria...not in the world. Tinubu is an insignificantly touchable in the world.
Christianity EtcRe: Religious Leaders And Plane Crash Survivor by chatinent: 9:03am On Jun 15, 2025
Kdon2:
99.9% of Nigeria pastors are 100% fake. Disgusting☹️.

Dadadadadadadadadafafafaxadadaxax
100% are for money and are fake.

If there's no tithes and offerings, the numbers of churches in Nigeria will reduce.
Christianity EtcRe: Religious Leaders And Plane Crash Survivor by chatinent:
Nigerian pastors are fake. Y'all know this but refuse to accept.

The number of church buildings in Nigeria alone is more than business buildings in the whole of Africa. Everywhere you put face, na church and one head leader doing like he never shit before...plus people worshipping him. Every street in Nigeria has a church..from a one-room service to two beds, to a warehouse, to a reserved area, to numerous stadia. Sometimes, there will be more than 10 churches in a certain location shouting differently and encouraging their members that the nextdoor church is fake. In that same street, all sorts of atrocities happen.


Allow me chisel some knowledge into you this morning:


Take for example that one they saw pointing out a gun from his car just because someone was hailing you..up till now, he has not said anything about what he was holding...he only debunked it to his gullible church members.


The real question is: since the pastor tells this members to pray to God for protection, why does he need a gun! Don't forget he also had security details escorting him that day...why did he need a gun!

They don't practise what they preach! So the holy Ghost stuff was all fake?


Every "Ministry" in Nigeria that performs miracles is fake. Some pastors started as preachers but they saw it wasn't profitable and people wanted where "e dey show, e dey happen" because human are always looking for the supernatural always...but will live in self denial.

They are all fake.

1. You aren't married , yes , and yes , you don't have no spiritual husband (no such thing as that exists. It is a pastoral format to keep collecting money from you for deliverance). Na bad character you get or crazy specs. You cannot pray your way to a rich man as a woman. Common, go and fix your life...or you go cry harder! Nobody dey do you na you no get marriage-able character.

2. If you go for deliverance and a pastor touches your privates with olive oil, just know that your won don bi..en go hard for you to get sense for this life. There is no such thing as a deliverance! Go and meet a public health practitioner to check your mental health! You don dey go. Who ever even told Nigerians that olive oil is a holy oil tho.

3. You aren't possessed by any demon. Na poverty dey give you expensive bad blames. Why is it that it's only the poor that is always possessed in church? Lol. Even when politicians who have killed many visit, it is only the poor that will be singled out, but the rich are giving special prayer times. Dey play you hear?

4. You are married and haven't conceived. Hanty, the problem is biologically not spiritually. Nobody chop your womb. It's either your husband has an issue or you! What about the abortion pills of old when you were younger? Are you sure you haven't deleted your womb? What about other health complications? Zuzuru leave that church you go to everyday and go and meet a medical expert to diagnose your problem.

You can't destroy your body when young and expect joy when older. You suppose cry like wolf...kwwwwwwaaaaaannn!


"Shiloh is not designed with you in view! It is designed for yours in view." - chatinent, 2025. Read again.

5. You aren't burning in any hell fire if you don't pay tithes! If there is sth like hell fire, your pastors stealing from you should be the first candidates.

Imagine that pastor who was a medical doctor and who studied the sciences of ill health coming out to say he can heal you with spiritual powers of your problems. Lol. They can only heal you in their church premises where it is being televised and you are being compensated afterwards! Did Jesus not visit Lazarus in the mortuary and heal? Make dem go there naw.


Secondly, do you remember the other fake one who threatens to arrest if criticized? Even Jesus who was beaten didn't arrest anyone!

Btw, why are all pastors extremely rich if Jesus was poor? They have another defence "The lord is rich." Did the Lord feed off from poor people's tithes and offerings? They all have private jets, Rolls Royce and one opolo eyes that has used egg rolls and coke and blocked his vision will be online fighting for these same men milking his life. Even church rats had self regards!


Back to the plane crash and the Hindu survivor, Christians make it look like other religious practices are demonic...even those that predates Christianity. Let's pretend as if Christianity didn't also copy Hinduism and their stories. What is more demonic than bowing down to a graven image in the church and using necklaces to pray? What's more demonic than allowing a pastor touch/penetrate your privates all in the name of deliverance? What's more demonic than announcing some group of men will remain celibate but also allowed same sex marriages in another branch?

BTW, where is that one who drank tea with God?
Where is the other one who sells all "heavenly" objects?
Where is that business man who said God chased Adam and Eve out of Eden because they didn't pay tithes?
Where is the other one notorious for always wanting to bed Nollywood actresses?
I mean, where are the so-called "fathers of tithes and offerings"??



If a Christian was the survivor, this Sunday would have generated billions for them. The one who drank tea would have made another incoherent statement. The tithe and offering businessman would have said the others who died don't pay tithes and that's why they had to go. That one who sells heavenly objects and speak incoherently would have introduced another rubbish to sell.

...and if you talk, they have another defense mechanism called "touch not my prophet."

They want to be gods on earth to do everything yet go scoff free. If they prophesy and it didn't work, they'll still blame you! Lol.


Whose anointed prophet btw? Who called you?
You called yourself for tithes and offering!


Condolences to the crash victims! 😞
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Attack Yelewata & Daudu In Benue, 200 Feared Dead (Photos) by chatinent: 6:49pm On Jun 14, 2025
The foodlum Fani is more interested in the Israel and Iran quagmire.
PoliticsRe: Call Tompolo To Order - Itsekiris Cry To Tinubu, Oborevwori by chatinent: 6:47pm On Jun 14, 2025
princeade86:
Tompolo is a government on his own. Courageous man
Una keep pushing this nonsensical narrative.

Even Tinubu is not untouchable.
Foreign AffairsRe: Attack on Iran: Israel temporarily shuts embassies, consulates worldwide by chatinent: 9:17pm On Jun 13, 2025
LordBiden:
They shouldn't shut the isreali embassy in Nigeria yet o,I heard they are still owing wike fcta ground rent.
Owing Wike or owing Nigeria?


Wike is a public holder not the king of the public place.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Officially Launches Red Flag Of Revenge by chatinent: 9:15pm On Jun 13, 2025
It will end in nukes and nuclear detonation.
PoliticsRe: Hajj: 11 States Spend N6.2bn On Pilgrims by chatinent: 10:27am On Jun 13, 2025
If African countries wasn't generating billions to the pilgrimage, they wouldn't have been allowing them to come to their country...whether a religious member or not.
RomanceRe: If You Are A Man Of 35+, Please Avoid GenZ Girls For Your Wellbeing by chatinent: 6:39pm On Jun 12, 2025
All their lives is centred upon pleasing their peer group!

Many can't even think of sth meaningful.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Women Share Their Experiences After Giving Birth by chatinent: 12:20pm On Jun 12, 2025
Even when I know majority are cooked up stories, I have personally witnessed some men treated their wives as trash..they beat them, raises cutlasses and threaten to beat them and nothing will happen etc...until one day something happen to Mr Polycarp. This man beat his pregnant wife to coma and was even boasting that nothing will happen and that "if she dies, he'll bury her..after all, it's his money he used to marry her." Ajeh, I couldn't bear it no more..we beat this man so try this man shit for body...comot at least three teeth, and a fractured ankle.

The wife gave miscarried and came to pack her things to leave. This pastard knelt and was begging his wife and even crying. The man who paid her hospital bills was ready to take her in. As this man see the Jeep, he rolled on the floor begging.

The woman no gree and told him the only grace she left for him is his life and he should value it.

Omo, after the wife left, this man turned to a brukutu lord. Every morning and night, him must go write attendance for all the brukutu joints in the street. I left that compound and one day we had he kicked a brukutu bucket.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by chatinent: 8:08am On Jun 12, 2025
ahnie:
Please i need head up on how to prepare ewedu soup.
grin grin grin


Make I quick follow this thread. I won learn too
Music/RadioRe: Olamide - 99 (Official Video) Ft. Seyi Vibez, Asake, Young Jonn, Daecolm by chatinent: 11:30pm On Jun 11, 2025
If an up and coming sang this song, they will never blow
Music/RadioRe: Kizz Daniel, Angelique Kidjo, Johnny Drille - Police (Official Video) by chatinent: 11:27pm On Jun 11, 2025
Let's be honest.

This song is meaningless.
CrimeRe: My Experience With Aero Contractors Staff by chatinent: 11:21pm On Jun 11, 2025
You were civil...
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubu No Longer Muttering Incoherent Words Like 'Bala blu Bulaba'? by chatinent: 11:20pm On Jun 11, 2025
Are France doctors a joke to you?
PoliticsRe: Drone, Not Stone, Fell On Emir Sanusi’s Head — Operator by chatinent: 11:20pm On Jun 11, 2025
A drone is even more deadlier.

What if the propellers hit him!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Afraid Of Me – Reno Omokri by chatinent: 11:18pm On Jun 11, 2025
I think the word is "avoid."


Even your friends and foes will eat with a long spoon with you.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Fires Another Shot "We Must Gang Up To Dismantle Tinubu's Govt" by chatinent: 11:17pm On Jun 11, 2025
I don't have an issue with Peter Obi as a person but his Messiah complex is alarming.

I mean, if you could save the nation, precedence should be the parrot today.
PoliticsRe: APC Ready To Welcome Wike Whenever He Chooses To Join – Tinubu by chatinent: 11:09pm On Jun 11, 2025
Look, let’s cut the fancy talk. As a political scientist, can we talk Nigerian politics? It’s not really about big ideas or serving the people. It’s purely an interest game.

Think friend. Think about it seriously. If Tinubu himself offered you a ₦100 million job tomorrow, all those insults you tweet about him? You’d delete them yourself. Fast. Not because you’re fake deep down, but because suddenly your reality – school fees paid, a new car, a house for your mama, breathing easy – hits way harder than shouting about a "better Nigeria! A drug baron This! That!" that feels miles away. That’s the cold truth.

The system isn’t broken; it’s built exactly this way – to swap your principles for a seat at the table. Oh y'all yell because you don't have a seat yet! Wait for it! The very you will call Tinubu "daddy."

Someone is shouting "God forbid!" Hian! You that betrayed your friend for a common ₦100k? God never forbade that baah?

You don't know politics yet because you are the electorates! They don’t just buy your silence; they make you want to be quiet because your own life gets better. And as long as that’s the deal? That "better Nigeria" we all yell about? It just stays stuck in tomorrow, while we’re all busy chopping life today. You know how it goes. It’s been happening forever. It’s that simple.
PoliticsRe: Benue Lawmakers Visit Chief Of Army Staff, Ask For More Troops Deployment by chatinent: 11:02pm On Jun 11, 2025
My heart goes out to the Benue people.

Having stayed there for a long time, I so wish they could stop politicizing human lives and give conscience the throne.
PropertiesRe: Rate The Contractor's Work by chatinent: 10:59pm On Jun 11, 2025
Atom11:
It's the picture's perspective that's making them look different. They are thesame
They aren't.

I used to be an artist who draws pretty well while growing up.. I mean, it was a talent. So when I see a picture, I pay very close attention to the details..
PhonesRe: A Nairalander Just Scammed Me by chatinent: 10:58pm On Jun 11, 2025
I just had to go through this topic again and laugh. Hehehe. Funny people.
PoliticsRe: "Your Good Work has killed coalition" - Wike praises President Tinubu by chatinent: 3:32pm On Jun 11, 2025
Mabuggi88:
Expert politician ke
With money
He is actually...leave bad leadership aside.
PoliticsRe: "Your Good Work has killed coalition" - Wike praises President Tinubu by chatinent: 3:08pm On Jun 11, 2025
Tinubu is an expert politician...no doubt.

But he should be careful of Wike.

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