₦airaland Forum

Deepspirituals:
Bros NO ONE WILL GIVE U 200M
IF U SEE 1M PERE u go scatter Nairaland with 20 Threads. About Jagaban. How much u go use buy data

I'm not that cheap. Besides, I don't hate Tinubu as a person. It's the bad govt I hate.

He's doing what every politician does.

So if I am taking money, it's a job..not a bribe.


My data cost ₦70k monthly: ₦50k for my Airtel Router, and ₦20k for my personal sim cos I do not turn my data off.

Even some people who aren't põrnstãrs have done worse.

I'll say the same thing if ₦200m touches my hand as well.

Ok. This contradicts the erstwhile Pope who felt a man can marry a man tho.

Nonsense!


But them politicians don't need prayer and fasting to loot!

I don't really understand what's with Arabians and wild animals..


To be honest, I don't have pity to waste.

KnowledgePower7:
Can you write jamb for me?

Check next door.

Karleb:
You said nothing about your pricing.

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Man talks too much..no work.


An epitome of a broken record.

The thing is that the money was actually approved but will be looted by some ogas in the top. They may already have their sharing formula ready and divided the sums already.

Not up to a million dollar and they are mostly advertising for brands.

Even them, they can't use $500k and buy a cloth to wear...say wetin happen.

henroo2003:
These cut off mark aren't working at all especially in the west. A child must score up 192 sometimes to gain admission.

Then this is bad.

How will Zamfara be accepting 2 points and some others 192 points?

He was doing a skit the same way the EFCC said Okoya's children were doing skits.

This man won't rest.

They made mufasa look like pork.

So someone in Zamfara only needs 2 marks to be enrolled?

Education in Nigeria is a joke!

The Jamb quagmire apart, allegedly, is this truly the Nigerian unity school cut-off mark?

When I understood truly the ruins that the APC govt has done to Nigeria was when I realised that Togo CFA is now bigger than Naira.


I shall write thee, beautiful lady Nigeria a poem...for you've been the most abused lady in the world.


Oh, Nigeria, the femmefatale—
these perverts pry, their lust uncurled,
clawing your soil, corrupting your pearl,
their treaties signed in blood, not braille.

Justice for Nigeria! Let it roar—
her body, gashed by political ràpists,
should be respected, not stripped by wrists
that steal her gold, then beg for more.

They grip your breasts—pale hands at whim—
suckle your milk to cronies they anoint,
while mothers starve, their futures disjointed
by treaties drafted in shadows, grim.

Hands tied, you choke on their forceful claim,
their penetration masked as "law."
They jail the tongues that scream "rapist!" raw,
then crown their theft with your own name.

But hear the streets: a thunderous hymn—
your daughters march with yams and fire,
your sons lift coffins, scaling spires
to crash their gates, to un-tie the limb.

She deserves better. So let it be:
dress her scars in kente skies,
let her Nile-deep truths baptize their lies.
No shackle binds a femmefatale free.

Your number 4 doesn't work for everyone. I prefer that lone wolf to the crowd.

Some don't think all those..they just want their piece of mind, and probably kids later.

Chest hair?

Red flag ❌
Fire Nation ✅

Unprofessionalism to the core.

Crocodile tears

Vision101:
What is luxury in Christians occupying positions in politics, academia, industries etc.? Would it have been better for the devil to occupy those positions? The civilization that you enjoy today was brought to you by the church as part of the political leadership of that time.

Before now Catholics, Anglicans, occultists and other denominations have been holding political positions in this country. What's wrong if RCCG hold any? Just say the truth because I know that you are a tribalist.

I said the truth already and it hurts..

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Vision101:
Dey there na. The scope of RCCG is beyond Nigeria. We are in over 150 countries including Arab nations. Have massive camp in North America. We are focused on vision 2032.....40 million souls. Is this an ordinary church? It can only be God. Your criticism is like a spoon of water dropped inside an ocean. You might be surprised that if PDP, LP, SDP takes over the government you will still have RCCG members in powerful positions. When you set out a vision and mission and you doggedly pursue them, this result is what you will get.

Even the devil promised Jesus the luxuries of the world..

Vision101:
Mark it because it has been prophesied one day RCCG member will be the president of this country and dominate positions in government. There will be nothing the nay sayers can do.

Prophesies? Nah! There's no prophet in that church.

It's already the APC Christian wing.

People keep stealing cos those who stole are not killed.

This shit is more in Nigeria than in the UK now...only diff is the Nigerian counterparts dey hide.

advocatejare:
So when the court granted Yahaya Bello bail, Olukayode should disobey the court order and continue to detain him in efcc? The way some of you reason brings to question your educational background



Another gibberish, so when Nuhu Ribadu was appointed NSA, it implies that his mosque is the one rewarded? How does appointing a member of RCCG mean the same thing as compensating the church?


The mosque is the Muslim wing right?

Meaningless.

kentokay71:
God will forgive you,for you know not what you are saying.

Another meaningless post