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Tinubu is an expert politician...no doubt.

But he should be careful of Wike.

So no one fit headbutt am?

This one still dey say "can."

Be like this one never hawk for traffic.

Small details like the circles in the garage was unattended to. The shift too.

Overall, it's 8/10.

JikSneh:
I bought this exact size of cow at 55k 5years ago for my girlfriend's birthday, so what happened? Just in a space of 60 months? Its really disheartening to understand that the emergence of yoruba government has done a big blow to Nigeria and Nigerians.
I wonder how much it would be sold in another four years of yoruba rule....... Good people of Nigeria will prefer every person's regime but yoruba, the reason is beginning to be clear to me

You bought a cow to celebrate your girlfriend's birthday?

Whether married or not, you don't have to shout at people who work!

You aren't doing them a favour! It's trade by barter!

To the OP who created the post, not everyone who doesn't support Tinubu is an Obidient. You love being strategically bias but console yourself it's knowledge or political correctness.

Most of your analogies are still tribal, bias, and political.

Some of us don't support Tinubu, Atiku, and Obi.

By the way, I see no reason anyone should criticize the chess player.

Older women in this explanation should 1-15 years gap.

Not 35 to 50 years please.

But Maths and English is always a compulsory subject...

The worse is going to collect a police permit.

Even the police will want to collect bribe from you first..that's if they don't rope the case on you.

Many reasons people don't help accident victims.

Nigerian producers and directors have a long way to go. For exactly, I watched Baby Farm. A good storyline...and tags like calling the preggie ladies "Makers" and the other lady pretending to be unstable. You see how the movie needed? Killing unnecessary people and awful climax.

https://x.com/chatinent/status/1932754984288096482?t=ynbprmo24IpAuIuq8L6-Ug&s=19

I give the movie a 100/100. The key actress know how to play the character so well...and everything else.

Now to my comparative review...

If it was a Nigerian director and producer that did the movie Straw, expect these:

1. In the end, the bank manager will shield her and take a bullet for the lady as gun Messiah!
2. Ariel the daughter won't die. They will say one pastor prayed and the sickness disappeared.
She won't pay for her crimes in the end for the possession of firearms and holding people hostage. They will cook up another junk story to shift blames exonerating her of the crimes.

4. They'd try to push a more sadder narrative: the mother ran mad, the brother was shot by a cultist. There's a burial in the village...blabla.

5. The actual move depicted "poverty is expensive." But in the Nigerian variant, they'll introduce characters to play that disparity. One Chief Nnamdi and associates will be the rich and the others the poor.

6. You see when the female cop was the negotiator and the senior officer controlling her on managing her emotions rightly? In the Nigeria variant, they will always try to copy the whites and end up doing awfully. One Officer Bamidele will just come and throw two shots in the air.

7. Y'all can tell the key actress suffered a lot without anyone even telling you. From the rented apartment, the work place, the shuttle from school, work, home, and back to her daughter. She was an average lady but situations made it tasking as a single mom. In the Nigerian variant, they will first introduce "drinking garri" as a monument of poverty. And even when the movie hasn't begun, they'll show her begging everyone to help her..from the village to the city.

8. The key actress became psychologically and mentally unstable. Yes, she was. The movie presented it so well that her situation affected her mental health. And that's why when she shot her boss for being manipulative, you said "good, it serves him right." Meanwhile, can someone tell Nigerian producers that people in dustbin and waste places aren't the only way to show madness?

9. The movie showed a corrupt cop without even showing bribery. Did you notice? Did you also see the twist when they all felt she held a bomb? That singular part was necessary to justify why the cops couldn't burst in but needed to negotiate!

Beautiful!

I no dey play with amala myself. I had to go all the way to PH to eat it at my fav spot.

Congrats to her.

Thefck is this?

His Excellency?

The EFCC is a political tool for the poor. I don tell una tey tey

Ndi I am happy for you:

[quote author=nlfpmod post=135662473]Here is the moment Pastor Korede Komaiya commanded a church member into a deep sleep.

Video here

“Rapture has a story” https://t.co/FTTdgGKNz7 pic.twitter.com/mpTEdOpt1t

— Evangelist Isaac Agada (@RuralEvangelist) June 6, 2025

apprentice.

Personal interest before the interest of the people = Democracy.

To make it look like they are also going after their sponsors.

Ok we have been fooled. Next?

The NPF is silent.

The law is only for the poor and not connected.

Will Alibaba and his forty thieves allow your vote to count?

Una dey miss the main question.

Hoodlum stabs senior hoodlum...

The top officers and politicians use the insurgency to make millions of dollars that's why insecurity cannot end in Nigeria.

If you come out today to end insecurity, you'll likely be kpaied.

This format don cast for America and Europe na.

Una still dey do am? Dem no go still give you card.

Being a godson is the hardest job in Nigerian politics. The only voice you speak is from your anus...once your mouth shakes, you will be changed.

Most younger women give headaches.

Easyinfoguide:
That’s an unfortunate but very common experience — and you’re not alone.

Here’s what typically happens in Nigeria:

Many people try to apply for the tinted glass permit legally online, but the Police Portal often has issues: failed uploads, pending status that never updates, constant “error” messages.

Out of frustration, they walk into a police office, only to meet someone (sometimes at SCID or AIG’s office) who quotes them ridiculous amounts like ₦40k, ₦50k, or more — often for a process that should be free (except for legit documentation like a medical report).



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Why this keeps happening:

1. The portal isn't fully reliable, and not all officers are trained to assist applicants through it.


2. There’s poor awareness about the actual procedure and legal steps.


3. Some officers exploit that confusion to make people feel they must pay heavily or use a "connection."




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Here's a Better Approach:

If you’re still interested in getting it done without being extorted, I’ve put together a PDF info-guide that shows:

✅ What documents to prepare

✅ How to use the Police CMR portal without getting stuck

✅ What to do when it’s pending

✅ How to apply for free or at minimal cost

✅ How to spot and avoid overcharging officers or fake agents


It’s already helping a lot of people — I can send you the details if you’re interested.

My post was in the past tense.

Beware of all Nigerian pastors.

One day, Tinubu's family will pay for everything they did to Nigeria.