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Car Talk / Re: Tesla Is Causing Battery Shortage Worldwide by checkedout: 8:04am On Dec 17, 2017
Zoharariel:


Not always, my priend. grin

If dreams always come true, General Sani Abacha would still be ruling Nigeria today.

If dreams always come true, Obasanjo would have succeeded in scamming us with his 3rd term agenda.

If dreams always come true, Mubarak Obama would have succeeded in compelling Nigeria to legalizing gay marriage.

If dreams always come true, Amerika would have succeeded in killing Bashar Al-Assad of Syria & my best friend - Kim Jong-Un of North Korea like she did to Ghadaffi & Saddam Hussein.

If dreams always come true, Killary “witch” Clinton would be the President of the “United Snakes of Amerika” today.

If dreams always come true, NATO would have opened a “Regional Office” at the backyard (Ukraine) of Mother Russia. grin cheesy grin

Lastly, If dreams always come true, I - “Zoharariel Underscore Obatala featuring Shango, Ogun Lakeaye Oshimale & Eshu Laalu Ogirioko” would have succeeded in impregnating Missy89, Mizmycoli, Lolawilliams & the last daughter of my landlady who is only 13years old. grin cheesy grin

Are you getting my message or should I break it down further? grin

I was enjoying it until I got to the @Bold. It was then I realize you are a glorified Piggy.

Your parents must have been disappointed you cos you lack home training

Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode Reacts To NBA & UNILORIN Student's Hijab Controversy by checkedout: 9:43pm On Dec 16, 2017
kings09:
Christians n traditional worshippers beta get ur robes n cowries ready if dis hijab of a thing is finally allowed by d NBA.

Muslims want fight for fight, they ll get it.

NBA should just be ready to receive choir robes n amadioha uniforms.

You get brain at all?
You and who dey fight ?

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Crime / Re: Police And Miners Clash In Taraba; Many Killed by checkedout: 10:06pm On Dec 15, 2017
nototribalist:
na lie him talk?

I don't talk to piggy's

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Crime / Re: Police And Miners Clash In Taraba; Many Killed by checkedout: 9:51pm On Dec 15, 2017
Ikwokrikwo:
Yet none of the people mining human skulls in the South wåste have been killed.

Is it because they are mainly Yoruba Muslims?

Buhari is stylishly punishing Taraba Christians for dealing with his herdsmen.

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Ambode Commissions Johnson, Jakande And Tinubu Park by checkedout: 10:50pm On Dec 13, 2017
Haba!!!! I don tire to dey see this man commissioning Parks and By-pass lane.

Wetin be all this rubbish

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Business / Re: ... by checkedout: 10:23pm On Dec 12, 2017
2sexycom:
What I recently discovered about importation business that many gurus don't talk about.

You doing a great job.

Can't someone pay his/her Agent with Yuan?

And can one pay with Payoneer without the Card?

Thanks
Politics / Re: Please What Is Power Situation In Your Area? by checkedout: 9:51am On Dec 12, 2017
SalamRushdie:



You are a big liar ...i know yoe work for a fashola media team paid to say lies ...Nigeria is currently wheeling less that 3000 MW yet you want us to believe you area Ketu Ikosi has 20 hours a day , its either you are liar or or you dont know how to count hours..on sunday i spent tje whole day at Ogudu GRA at wife to be parents house and they didnt have electricity for most of the time I was there and that place is not far from Ketu Ikosi ...you can lie sha

Working for Fashola? Abeg park well

No light in Ogudu and that means no light for Ketu? Use your brain

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Politics / Re: Please What Is Power Situation In Your Area? by checkedout: 9:46am On Dec 12, 2017
one4GOD:
The same Ikosi/Ketu area that I watched the residents on TV yesterday protesting poor electricity supply and high billing from NEPA? undecided undecided undecided undecided

They were protesting that we shouldn't pay light bills until we have been given Prepaid metre. Now they have removed our light cos they didn't allow Phcn people to disconnect people that didn't pay
Politics / Re: Please What Is Power Situation In Your Area? by checkedout: 9:46am On Dec 12, 2017
one4GOD:
The same Ikosi/Ketu area that I watched the residents on TV yesterday protesting poor electricity supply and high billing from NEPA? undecided undecided undecided undecided

They were protesting that we shouldn't pay light bills until we have been given Prepaid metre. Now they have removed our light cos they didn't allow Phcn people to disconnect people that didn't pat.
Politics / Re: Please What Is Power Situation In Your Area? by checkedout: 9:44am On Dec 12, 2017
stanliwise:

I live in ketu and we dont have light for up to 20hrs a day regularly. It has just been stable atleast

I live in Yakubu and am not lying.

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Politics / Re: Please What Is Power Situation In Your Area? by checkedout: 6:50am On Dec 12, 2017
Omooba77:
Electricity supply be Eko Electricity Distribution has been so bad around Onipanu area for the past 3 weeks now. We hardly enjoy 4 hours total in a day. Now that fuel queues are back. Please is it only Onipanu light is bad?

Ikosi Ketu has been perfect for a very long time

Infect over 20hr a day and it has been so since about six month

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Politics / Re: PDP Chairmanship: How South-west Lost Out; GEJ, Others React by checkedout: 6:19am On Dec 11, 2017
crackerspub:
cheesy grin grin grin cheesy

They think its 1960 politics with there regional politics.


SW don cast, every Tom, Dick and Harry knows what they are undecided


Betrayals/backstabbers, nobody wants that undecided

Westerners in PDP are on their own cos PDP is DOA in the west. You can't have people like Fayose, Gbenga Daniels and the likes and think you can go places

Make them face their music on their own cos nobody send them message

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Business / Re: Baba Ijebu's Son Has Builds The Largest Tank Farm, Set To Commence Refinery by checkedout: 10:49pm On Dec 08, 2017
My money follow for the project ooo. Started playing Baba Ijebu since 2004 but when the thing won keeh me, I just quit for 2014. That's massive 10yrs
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Fifth Ballon D’or,but Not Everyone Thinks He Deserved It by checkedout: 10:05am On Dec 08, 2017
DONADAMS:
no sir...it's the other way round..messi fanboy's are crying blue murder on how CR7 dosen't deserve it..when even thier stats says it all..

and please be very careful @the bolded


@your bloded.... Messi won his 4th Balon Dor at 25yr and 5th 28yr, when did Ronaldo won his?
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Fifth Ballon D’or,but Not Everyone Thinks He Deserved It by checkedout: 9:16am On Dec 08, 2017
DONADAMS:
well deserved!!! haters can go lick messi's ass

Well deserved no doubt but licking Messi ass? Nah

Ronaldo and his fans are obsessed with Messi

All what Ronaldo is doing now, Messi has done it already so no need to hate
Islam for Muslims / Re: Igbo Men Who Belong To Islamic Movement (Pictured) by checkedout: 1:21pm On Dec 06, 2017
Ayopredict:


Exactly


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Leave the Mumu jaare make all of them dey deceive der sef
Islam for Muslims / Re: Igbo Men Who Belong To Islamic Movement (Pictured) by checkedout: 1:14pm On Dec 06, 2017
Cyynthialove:
You guys are desperately forcing is to believe that igbos are breeding terrorists.

You should know that Igbo culture and Islam can never go together.. not even in the next world.

So if you you see anything ibo Muslim ( if such thing really exist) check that person well, something must be attached to it. Just like the way Okorocha is paying some people to convert to Muslim in imo state. Only smart minds will understand why he does that.
SE and SS should be Strong in holding their Christian Faith because those two regions are stronghold of Christianity in Nigeria.
They should not allow any iddiot to pollute their land with ungodly religion, because if anything happens to those two regions, we Yoruba Christians are doomed.
We are already seeing hell here in SW, Osun and Oyo to be precise.

Nonsense!

Whether you like it or not Islam is here to stay in Potor republic and please leave West Christians out of this issue. I am a Muslim and my elder sister is a Christian even doe she was born a Muslim and we have no problem with that. Its has been like that in west and we still love each other.

You guys don't want to accept it that Islam is going places in your Potor land but guess what..... Igbo Muslims will dominate and there is nothing your Eze can do about it.

Your this Ekwensu

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Romance / Re: A Lady Rejected A Marriage Proposal For This by checkedout: 11:25pm On Dec 05, 2017
Marvellouzkk:
So many people have cap but they don't have head

Are you still single? I am interested

Romance / Re: A Lady Rejected A Marriage Proposal For This by checkedout: 11:22pm On Dec 05, 2017
duchez:
Hello N'landers.

My friend just shared his story with me. I have advised him but I need your thoughts.

He met a lady around March this year and they became friends. He is an Accountant and works with a Federal Government Agency in Abuja. Along the line he asked her out and she insisted he finishes his ICAN before they can start dating.

Long story short, she later accepted to date him. Probably because he passed all but one of the exams in the Professional stage of ICAN. He recently invested some huge sum of money into a biz deal. He told me it was actually all of his savings and he would become a multi millionaire if the deal works out.

He decided to test this lady to find out if she will stick with him if the going ever gets tough (as a result of our insistence that the lady isn't really into him). And so he told her that the deal he was working on had failed and that he has become broke. He said he will like to marry her and try to sustain themselves on his current salary of about 180k pending when things become better but she replied that she can't marry someone who is earning 180k monthly. She feels it would make her drop from her standard of living as she wants to live inside the city of Abuja and not in the outskirts like Karu or Kubwa. Mind you, her parents live in one of these places and the guy is not even thinking of living in anywhere beyond these places like Nyanya/Mararaba.

This guy loves this girl so bad and is a very hardworking guy. He is hoping to get promoted when he completes his ICAN and is even looking at getting a better job in a bigger Government Agency or a Multinational company. He is so distraught at what the lady said. We have advised him to forget about her and move on, but he is considering opening up to the lady that what he said about the deal was just a test in the hope to make her re-consider him.

Please, were we wrong with our advice? Meanwhile, this guy's ex loves him like there is no tomorrow and she will gladly marry him even if he was earning 30k monthly but due to family pressure on him to marry a graduate and an Igbo lady, he broke up with her. Me thinks he can still persuade his parents to accept the lady.

If you were in our shoes, will you advice your friend differently?

Thanks for your comments. The lady earns around 180k but she mentioned that she spends around 300k when going shopping and she is scared she would no longer be able to do that if she marries him as she would have to contribute almost all her salary to maintaining the family.

The guy earns around 180k and the lady too?
Bad script writing
Wake me up when you are ready to tell us you are lying

Celebrities / Re: Alao Malaika Opens N200m Lekki Mansion On Sunday (Photos) by checkedout: 5:04pm On Dec 05, 2017
Uchihaitaci:


tout!!! agbero

Tout doing big thing and you supposed educated poo living frustrated life just as your ancestors
Politics / Re: If Nigeria Makes The Mistake Of Bringing Back Buhari In 2019 - FFK by checkedout: 9:02am On Dec 05, 2017
PDP fail to learn their lesson. The way they started 2015 campaign is what they are doing again even with election not in sight. 'HATE' campaign will take them nowhere but instead it will give APC more votes

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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty: "My Sister Has Mental Illness, Not A Thief, It's Fake News" by checkedout: 8:50pm On Dec 04, 2017
linearity:


The blogger did not publish any falsehood and Duncan’s response did not indicate anything like that, he is just bad about the negative exposure.

The lady appear to be related to Duncan and she stole...those facts are not in contradiction, even by Duncan and that was exactly what the blogger posted.

Only that, Duncan appear to be claiming that, her sister’s behavior is attributable to her mental state, which could be true and still does not negate the blogger’s post.

Read thru the lines, she's not his sister
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty: "My Sister Has Mental Illness, Not A Thief, It's Fake News" by checkedout: 8:49pm On Dec 04, 2017
Nnannakalu:
Why are you just so focused on cursing instablog9ja?[b][/b]That's what blogs are all about[b][/b]Don't take it personally bro.
Just focus more on explaining why insanity led your sister to go steal. I mean she could have done any other thing apart from stealing right? undecided

You need brain surgery.
Politics / Re: Northern Nigeria Not Afraid Of Restructuring - Tambuwal, Others Says by checkedout: 7:34pm On Dec 04, 2017
SweetJoystick:
Devil punish una

I no fit laff abeg

Crime / Re: Twitter User Exposed A Police Officer Who Collected 115,000 Naira From Him by checkedout: 2:25pm On Dec 03, 2017
Ghen!! Ghen!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Snoop Dogg Shares Fela Kuti's Photo On His Instagram Page by checkedout: 9:59am On Dec 03, 2017
fabulousfortune:
U mean Nnamdi cownu lipsrsealed

grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Snoop Dogg Shares Fela Kuti's Photo On His Instagram Page by checkedout: 9:58am On Dec 03, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Snoop is a failed rapper ..

Little Pikin I sight you

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