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Although we are yet to know the criteria or standards by which musical artistes are being evaluated at the grammys; But...

If WIZKID and BURNA BOY were both nominated in the same category, who do you think stands a much better chance of winning the GRAMMYS?

Here's a VIDEO of what the people on the street had to say on the topic -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YGVMq4wGAc

But I'll so much appreciate your own opinion on this. IF THESE TWO MUSICAL HEAVYWEIGHTS WERE BOTH NOMINATED IN THE SAME CATEGORY, WHO DO YOU THINK MIGHT STAND A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING THE GRAMMYS? STARBOY or BURNABOY?

Cc - Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun, Cheekah Suave

To be insulted verbally in public can be embarrassing. Not to talk of someone raising their hands to slap you at the full glare of the public eye especially when that person is your lover. Now, that's another level of ignominy. Right?

A scenario as this one happened sometime last week at the Leisure Mall of Surulere, Lagos. Nigeria. I had to ask people how they would have reacted in such situation on the Cheekah Suave 1 platform on YouTube which to be honest many that were interviewed gave hilarious responses to it. You can check that out here >>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot2b3CwThVA

But as a Nairalander, I want to ask; What would you do, if your boyfriend or girlfriend slapped you in public? How would you react? Is that the end of the relationship? What if he/she apologizes?

Although they say, Don't accept private apology for public disgrace. But isn't there any room for a second chance in the relationship?

I would gladly appreciate your opinions guys. What would you do if your lover slapped you in public?

Cc - Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot2b3CwThVA

To be insulted verbally in public can be embarrassing. Not to talk of someone raising their hands to slap you at the full glare of the public eye especially when that person is your lover. Now, that's another level of ignominy. Right?


A scenario as this one happened sometime last week at the Leisure Mall of Surulere, Lagos. Nigeria. I had to ask people how they would have reacted in such situation on the Cheekah Suave 1 platform on YouTube which to be honest many that were interviewed gave hilarious responses to it. You can check that out here >>> (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot2b3CwThVA)



But as a Nairalander, I want to ask my people here. What would you do, if your boyfriend or girlfriend slapped you in public? How would you react? Is that the end of the relationship? What if he/she apologizes?


Although they say, Don't accept private apology for public disgrace. But isn't there any room for a second chance in the relationship?

I would gladly appreciate your opinions guys. What would you do?

Cc - Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun,

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot2b3CwThVA)

This is my last picture for the year. And Cheekah Suave wishes you all a fruitful new year.

Sir Alexander Chapman Ferguson CBE (born 31 December 1941) is a Scottish former football manager and player who managed Manchester United from 1986 to 2013. He is considered one of the greatest managers of all time and he has won more trophies than any other manager in the history of football.


Ferguson was appointed manager of Manchester United in November 1986.

During his 26 years with Manchester United he won 38 trophies, including 13 Premier League titles, five FA Cups, and two UEFA Champions League titles.

He was knighted in the 1999 Queen's Birthday Honours list for his services to the game.

Ferguson is the longest-serving manager of Manchester United, having overtaken Sir Matt Busby's record on 19 December 2010. He retired from management at the end of the 2012–13 season, having won the Premier League in his final season.

Happy Birthday to an Icon Living - Sir Alex Ferguson

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This is a matter of concern for the entire people out there who will be travelling this December. It happened to a very close relative of mine; and I don't want this to happen to you. GUO Motors is a heartless company. And I'd advice any individual who is reading this to quit travelling via using their means of transportation.

Here's the full story of what happened.

On Saturday the 14th day of December, 2019, my relation went onboard using G.U.O. transport company heading to Port Harcourt, the bus left Lagos around 7:38am expecting to arrive Port Harcourt at most 10pm.

At about past 7pm my mum called my relation which he confirmed the trip was ongoing. He made a call to a close family friend at about 9:20pm informing her they the had a flat tyre and the driver was changing it and that was the last we had of him as he wasn't picking his calls that night anymore.

On Sunday the 15th of December, the kidnappers called my Relation's elder Sister and informed her of his kidnap telling her to bring 5million naira as a ransom after which at exactly 6:05pm same Sunday, they called my mum and demanded for same amount.

My mum spoke to my relation for the first time since they abducted him and through his voice one could tell he had been badly tortured, she appealed to them that the only money she could raise was a 100,000naira which infuriated them and they ended the call.

At this time all efforts to reach GUO transport in Port-Harcourt proved abortive as relatives of those abducted bombarded their customer care line with calls telling them of the incidence.

The GUO office was stormed in by relatives and loved ones of the victims including my relative elder sister.

The Company denied knowledge of such incidence back in Lagos, on Monday 16th day of December, i stormed G.U.O office at OKOTA bus terminal where my relative got his ticket alongside my Press Crew with Cameras, on getting there, i went straight to the customer care center requesting to see the Manager in charge of that unit at Okota. Their staff disregarded my request and acted in an uncivilized manner, speaking in Igbo dialect that no one should give me any information.

At that, I became furious and told them their company's image would be at risk if they don't grant me access to their Manager. At this point my crew brought out cameras and immediately the Staff began appealing for mercy.

One of the Senior Staff pleaded that the Lagos branch doesn't have much information regarding the incidence, then she gave me a number of their staff in PORT HARCOURT for more enquiries. i called, a Lady picked up in a very Lousy manner even furious asking why the Lagos office should give out her number to speak to me.
At that moment, i told her that they were in for a big battle with the Press.

Immediately, the Lady who gave me the
Port Harcourt branch number then called Her Boss the Manager of Cele- Okota branch and it didn't take 20minutes he arrived demanding to speak with my Press Crew in a very diplomatic manner kindly appealing for us to soft pedal on the matter to protect their image.

Then he gave me two numbers to call which was the number of the Manager in charge of the Lagos Head office and one Mr John a Police Man with a rank whom he claimed was in charge of the Onitsha unit overseeing the case.

Mr John's number was switched off for over 5hours and when i finally got across to him, he claimed that the switched it off because he was in court. However, Mr Dapo the Manager of Lagos Head Office of G.U.O responded trying to be diplomatic by saying the police were working on the case.

The Company tried hiding information from me to protect their image and it was at this point i left giving them an ultimatum of 24hours to seek for the release of the hostages or face legal charges and involvement of the Press in this matter.

On Tuesday 17th day of December, 2019, i forwarded a message to Mr Ekene, the Head of G.U.O Cele Okota branch, Mr Dapo, The Lagos Head Office Manager of G.U.O Transport company and the Port Harcourt branch of G.U.O telling them that since they've showed an "I DON'T CARE" attitude, then they should brace up for a legal battle and involvement of the Press in this case.

It was at this point i received a call from the overall Area Manager in charge of the Aba, Owerri and Port Harcourt terminals of G.U.O, in Person of one Alhaji Shehu as He claimed was his identity who pleaded to have a meeting with me and other relatives of the kidnapped passengers.

I told him i was in Lagos but he could contact the elder Sister of my Relative Who Lives in Port Harcourt.

The meeting Alhaji Shehu scheduled was supposed to be for 4pm on that Tuesday after sending general messages to every relatives of the kidnapped passengers as at 2:49pm.

The meeting took place eventually at exactly 5pm as my relative's elder sister was the only one who arrived for the meeting as other relatives of the victims were angry and refused to be present.

However the meeting went sour when Alhaji claimed that he finally got in touch with the kidnappers that Tuesday and they've finalized to a sum of #1 million naira for the release of the kidnapped passengers. Then He said G.U.O can only contribute #500,000 naira while relatives of the victims should contribute #100,000naira each to sum up the one million to free them.

At this point an argument ensued and Alhaji said we can go to the Press but it won't have effects or bring out those held hostage.

However, unknown to Alhaji Shehu, relatives were Strategizing individually with the Police on releasing the hostages as the company was not committed in seeking for their release including their driver who was held hostage.

At about 7pm, the elder sister of my relative called my mum and said that the Nigerian Police Force informed her that the victims have been rescued, at this moment, my relative was in a critical condition and lost consciousness as a result of beatings, torture, matchet cuts on his leg, head, and other parts of his body.

The police rushed him to the hospital. The doctor and nurses battled to save his life and God was with them and he later regained consciousness.

The Kidnapped Bus has been taken to the station and its in custody of the Police and G.U.O are devising means to bail out their bus and then avoid paying for damages and properties lost by the passengers.

As i speak to you, the Company have been calling my official line with their official numbers and other unknown numbers.

I am not inclined to speaking with G.U.O alone now, since I have involved the press in the matter.

All I seek for is justice and payment due to damages done to my relative as all his original certificates, international passport, phones, medications, clothes, shoes, and other personal items including the medical bills that is currently running to treat his battered body.

G.U.O are now acting up in protecting their Transportation Company's image from being tarnished.

This is good OP.
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Let me add this one. . .
The day before yesterday is called EREYESTERDAY

Olivegreen:
O my goodnesssss STEVE!!

Money is sweet o

Lol! I remember Tyler James Williams on Everybody Hates Chris (Chris Rock). I still have the all the episodes at home up till today.

RichDad1:
His real name Jaleel White and the show was Family Matters.

Thank you RichDad1

domido:

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I watched it ooo. Then I used to call his father papa Ajasco. I'm not married but soon by God grace.

That's true, there's some sort of resemblance

priceaction:
The guy that always talk as if they use fufu block his nostrils. I even thought he was late. Those days early morning Saturday on NTA. If am right.

Hahaha! Priceaction, you're very funny ooo

MuttleyLaff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHiqDQQZOjc
The first and last pics are Steve Urkel, the "Family Matters" fictional character played by Jaleel White. Jaleel, a typical black American first name, right?, lol

Thank you MuttleyLaff

How many of you grew up watching this hilarious young man on television back then? I could remember he played the character of a geek or nerd who typically wore large, thick eyeglasses, flood pants held up by suspenders, multi-colored cardigan sweaters, and had a high-pitched voice.

Although I cannot remember his real name as well as the name of the TV programme he appeared in. But I know he was called STEVE on the show and he was a fun to watch as he made me stay completely glued to the TV screen at the time. Check out this 'before and after' picture of him. And if you know his real name, please I'd appreciate that Nairalanders

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Cc - Lalasticlala, OAM4J, Mynd44, Seun, Dominique, Fynestboi

Anything for the money, as long as we no go kill person mama

07012403718

Everton and Portuguese Midfielder Andre Gomes suffered a horrific injury in the Everton vs Tottenham game that took place at the Goodison Park

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The £22million summer signing after a successful loan spell on Merseyside last term, was immediately taken out of the ground and into an ambulance.

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Son Heung-min was left in tears after taking out the Portuguese star, who suffered an leg injury so horrific that TV couldn't replay it in slow motion.

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A red card was produced for the Korean, who, along with Serge Aurier appeared more concerned with Gomes' wellbeing than the outcome of the game.

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After the final whistle, Son is said to have sat in the changing room crying while being comforted by Everton captain Seamus Coleman.

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Cc - Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_7vwJphVx4

Actress, Song writer and Musical Artiste Selena Gomez will take the stage to perform at the 2019 American Music Awards.

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Shortly following the release of "Lose You to Love Me," Gomez dropped a second song from the upcoming album called "Look At Her Now."

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It was previously announced that Taylor Swift will also perform at the awards show.

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In addition to accepting the artist of the decade award, Swift will deliver a performance to celebrate the biggest hits of her 13-year career.

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To mark the end of the decade, the 2019 AMAs will celebrate the past 10 years of music by highlighting some of the most memorable moments and live performances from big names in the industry.

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Post Malone is the most nominated performer of the night with seven total nods, while Ariana Grande and Billie Eilish follow close behind with six nominations each. Swift and Lil Nas X are both up for five awards, while Billy Ray Cyrus, Khalid and Ella Mai all earned four nods.

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The 2019 American Music Awards will be broadcast live on ABC from the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles on Sunday, Nov. 24.

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The American Music Awards are produced by Dick Clark Productions

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Source >>> Cheekah Suave 1 (Update Naso)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbfpuPcXEis

It's so funny how some are moving forward while others are moving backward.

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Ashley Young kicked off his career as a winger. He wasn't competent enough, they had to move him to midfield. He still wasn't competent enough, they had to move him to midfield. Yet he wasn't competent enough, they had to push him to defense. Worst part is....

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He still wasn't competent enough.


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Somebody give me that "which kain wahala" meme abeg

Some popular Grammatical Blunders. Every one has made at least two times.
NOT TOO LATE TO LEARN
1. You're taking it personal (wrong) You're taking it personally (correct)
2. He is matured (wrong) He is mature (correct) He has matured (correct)
3. The reason is because (wrong) The reason is that (correct)
4. Night vigil (wrong) Vigil (correct)
5. Traveling bag (wrong) Travel Bag (correct)
6. As at when due (wrong) As and when due (correct)
7. Be rest assured (wrong) Rest assured (correct)
8. I'm hearing you (wrong) I can hear you (correct)
9. My names are (wrong) My name is (correct)
10. All manners of (wrong) All manner of (correct)
11. She delivered a baby boy (wrong) She was delivered of a baby boy (correct)
12. Lacking behind (wrong) Lagging behind (correct)
13. Crack your brain (wrong) Rack your brain (correct)
14. Return it back (wrong) Return it (correct)
15. Ghana comprises of 10 regions (wrong) Ghana comprises 10 regions (correct) Ghana is comprised of 10 regions (correct)
16. Wake keeping (wrong) Wake keep (wrong) Wake (correct)
17. Exercise patience (wrong) Be patient (correct)
18. Barbing saloon (wrong) Barber shop (correct)
19. I forgot my phone at home (wrong) I left my phone at home (correct)
20. Borrow me your pen (wrong) Lend me your pen (correct) May I borrow your pen (correct)
21. More grease to your elbow (wrong) More power to your elbow (correct)
22. Funny enough, I've never liked him (wrong) Funnily enough, I've never liked him (correct)
23. My body is scratching me (wrong) My body itches (correct)
24. Letterhead paper (wrong) Letterhead (correct)
25. I'm not your mate (wrong) We're not mates (correct)
26. You're mannerless (wrong) You're ill-mannered (correct)
27. Horn at the car in front (wrong) Honk at the car in front (correct)
28. Happy birthday in arrears (wrong) Happy belated birthday (wrong) Belated happy birthday (correct)
29. I will sleep at 10pm (wrong) I will go to bed at 10pm (correct)
30. Just when I thought I have seen it all (wrong) Just when I thought I had seen it all (correct)
31. First come, First serve (wrong) First come, First served (correct)
32. I have a running nose (wrong) I have a runny nose (correct)
33. Working Experience (wrong) Work Experience (correct)
34. Dinning table (wrong) Dining table(correct)
35. Professor in physics (wrong) Professor of physics(correct)
36. I need some grounded pepper (wrong) I need some grinded pepper (also wrong) I need some ground pepper(past tense of grind)-correct
37. You don't know what God has in stock for you(, wrong) You don't Know what God has in store for you (correct)
*Please take note*

As a Christian, can you become a Muslim as a precondition for a job of 350k monthly salary? Someone is confused now

anthonyuncle:
my gee...
more success to u

Thanks Your excellency

Uncle Tony

Naija for life

I could vividly remember the very first time I guzzled a few beers publicly. That day, I almost danced ZANKU for wheel chair. Totally horrible experience.
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What will this child turn out to be when he's all grown? Is there any risk for alcoholic drinking at a very tender age?

On this week's episode of UPDATE NA-SO on the Cheekah Suave Show, Media Personality Cheekah Suave, discusses Alcohol Consumption as well as playing a video of a baby drinking alcohol at the amazement of onlookers.

Mama abeg incase of next time, give your son breast milk or bobo. Not ALCOHOL

Watch Video by clicking here

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I can totally agree that brushing your teeth with salt and palmwine is an act of 'iberiberism'.

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But, what of brushing your teeth with a full bottle of sparkling white champagne mixed with milk, sugar and honey? Big boys stuff. Right? Yes!

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Anyways Zlatan Ibile; a Nigerian Afrobeat sensation and the zeitgeist highlight behind the dance craze that we've come to love "ZANKU"; got up one early morning and posted a video of himself brushing his teeth with a full bottle of expensive Hennessy. What was the result? The result was it became a trend on social media to use random liquids to brush your teeth.

LMAO! Indeed, when a rich man is mad, they say he is eccentric BUT when a poor man is mad, they call him a lunatic.

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Notwithstanding shaaa, my newest video on the Cheekah Suave Show is now available for your viewing pleasure. It is quite interesting, i just can't give away too much. But I'm quite sure you'll soooo love it.

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So please, ENJOY the video, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE and LEAVE A COMMENT.

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But until then, how many of you once brushed your teeth with Charcoal?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=395ldplzveY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=395ldplzveY

What is this world turning into? Are children of these days putting us to shame? On this week's episode, Electronic Media Personality, Cheekah Suave will be playing you a video of a man's daughter; rather a secondary school teenager in high school riding on a classmate's private part during school hours. As a parent, How would you react to this situation, if you got to see a viral video of your daughter in school, twerking on a classmate's manhood? (SEE VIDEO)

#CheekahSuaveShow
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Click YouTube for full video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh9c5Se-35Y

What is this world turning into? Are children of these days putting us to shame? As a parent, How would you react to this situation, if you got to see a video of your daughter in school, twerking on a classmate's manhood? (SEE VIDEO)

# CheekahSuaveShow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh9c5Se-35Y

happybee:
This Op deserve hot slap for buttock.

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