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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Mocked Arsenal FA Cup Win And Got This Reply by Chemmzy(f): 7:36pm On May 29, 2017 |
The guy's response is Savage truly, but he still made sense. I'm a mum of twins (Identical Girls), but atimes, i will just look at my girls, smiles and say "Hmmmmmm...Thank God for Mary Slessor". 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Tradition - A Story by Chemmzy(f): 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Wow! Congratulations Chumzy...Welcome to the club of twins moms...May God bless and keep them. |
NYSC / Re: Photos Of The Sokoto Corper Who Died Of Heart Failure by Chemmzy(f): 10:35am On Apr 08, 2017 |
OMG! Can't believe this...He's someone I know the very...May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss...Sleep on Christian. |
Literature / Re: Tradition - A Story by Chemmzy(f): 10:46pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
Somebody is going to die out of jealousy soon...Guess who Well done Chummzy...More ink to your pen. |
NYSC / Re: Oversized Khaki Given To A Corper In Ogun State. Photo by Chemmzy(f): 9:11pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
Hahahahaha...Can't stop laughing....Mine would have been worse if I hadn't adjusted it....It's like giving Chidinma a khaki size of Eniola Badmus. Still looking for who to swap my Jungle boot with sef, I use size 3, they gave me size 12...lol. So even if I put my two feet inside one boot, there would still be space. |
Family / Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Chemmzy(f): 7:29am On Nov 25, 2016 |
* Anytime its raining, God is having his bath. * Anytime there is thunder lightening, God is taking our photograph for the judgement day, so I normally run outside to pose....lols. * Pregnant women do not eat, because their stomach is too big to take any food again. * When you start menstruating, you must not allow a guy to touch you because you will get pregnant. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: Woman Electrocuted In Lagos A Month To Her Wedding, Family Blames Fiancé (Photo) by Chemmzy(f): 10:00pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Hmmmmmmm....I am yet to come from the shock of the news of her death....The few years I know and spent together with her, she was a wonderful lady. indeed. Rest in peace dear friend. |
Literature / Re: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by Chemmzy(f): 1:54am On Sep 14, 2016 |
Your Healness shall be permanent in Jesus name...The Lord is your strenght dear. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by Chemmzy(f): 7:14pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
I have been a ghost reader of your stories since the days of The Reluctant Bride till this very one and I most say you are not just good but the best. Sincerely I give it to you. may God continue to increase your wisdom, knowledge and Understanding. The sky is your starting point Babe. More ink to your pen. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Can You Do This? by Chemmzy(f): 8:57pm On May 07, 2016 |
Can you live without all these for one whole year?
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Family / Re: Lets Celebrate Our Nairaland Children ( post Your Pictures) :) by Chemmzy(f): 11:55pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
AyamConfidence: Three sets? wetin happen na? na only you waka come...Lolz...God will grant ur wish I pray. |
Family / Re: Lets Celebrate Our Nairaland Children ( post Your Pictures) :) by Chemmzy(f): 11:18pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
AyamConfidence: I pray God grants thee thy heart desires...They are lovely kids to have I tell you. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Lets Celebrate Our Nairaland Children ( post Your Pictures) :) by Chemmzy(f): 11:07pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
My Double Blessings 23 Likes |
Literature / Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by Chemmzy(f): 9:46pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
TiffanyJ......i vote thee! 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by Chemmzy(f): 12:40pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Deceitful Couple by TiffanyJ |
Literature / Re: The Day The World Ended by Chemmzy(f): 11:37pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Great Work Royver! Been following your stories from 'I see things.....' and i pray more power to your elbow. But its so sad i couldn't get to read the end of theis story, guess u removed them for some reasons best known to you...but please, biko, joo, duala...can you kindly send the final part to chemmzymyflavour@gmail.com...can you oblige to this request sir? |
Education / Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission Processes by Chemmzy(f): 10:44am On Jan 06, 2014 |
To God be the glory!!! I have just been given Admission! Purchasing and supply.....All the way!!! |
Literature / Re: Fighting Back! by Chemmzy(f): 10:04am On Dec 21, 2013 |
At this moment, i wish this story goes like Nollywood movie where you hear Osaz is still alive at the end...QueenXta, can such miracle still happen?...i feel so touched reading Osaz' story with his father...His dream shouldn't go down the drain like that......#sobbing#. Nice story Queen...i pray more ink to your pen. |
Literature / Re: The Complete Assassin by Chemmzy(f): 1:35am On Dec 20, 2013 |
[quote author=frank3.16]Hi kay, nice work. Pls send me a message in this email, xtfranks005@yahoo.com, working on a new story and thinkin it would be great if we do it together. Send me a mail if u are interested. Thanks Frank and KMJ writing stories together?!!! Ha! That one na die ooo...Any doctor in the house should please prescribe Anti-suspense tablet for me fast...i can't afford to take the risk of HBP come 2014 from this two great writers....i can't fit die now, i'm still very young abeg. |
TV/Movies / Re: Your Best Korean Movie/Series by Chemmzy(f): 10:04pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
I have seen. Jumong, Daejo-young, Dong-yi, Jewel in the palace, The President, HIT, Iris, Seagod, Lobiyist, Faith, Powerful Oppnent, City Hunter, Fashion King, Bridal Mask, Personal taste, Boys over Flower, Faith...still counting....buh Jumong still on top followed by Daejo young. |
Education / Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission Processes by Chemmzy(f): 6:10am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Hi.......Please can anyone give info on Purchasing & Supply (HND) 2nd batch list. |
Literature / Re: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by Chemmzy(f): 3:15pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
This is what Yoruba people call ISE OPOLO...i doff my hat for u Kay! Please keep it up....more power to your elbow. |
Literature / Re: Secrets Of the gods by Chemmzy(f): 6:47am On Oct 24, 2013 |
I have been a silent reader of all your stories, buh at this juncture, if I refuse to comment. I'm sure God sef go vex....Frank! I doff my head, *sorry*...my hat for u. You are simply the best and indeed father of suspense they call u...I couldn't remember how many times I was driven beyond my bus-stop when I was reading The 10th generations...lolz. And this one too is another blockbuster. But please ooo, Chief Uzor can not die yet without rewriting his will and involving Ekene ooo...lolz. So don't let the thought come into your head at all. If anyone is going to sacrifice his or her life here...it may be Lin.......#coughs#....sorry I need to get some water......I'll be write back....#runs away into my hiding as usual# |
Literature / Re: Literature Section Awards 2013 by Chemmzy(f): 7:55pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
Comedy:Man wey dey reason by flow1759 Action: The tenth generation by frank3.16 Thriller......An evening with eva by kayemjay Crime: The religion by frank3.16 Romance: False pretenses by repogirl Horror: The Tenth Generation by Frank 3.16. Adventure: the preacher's son by rock5555 Fantasy: Taking Chances by Princessa |
Religion / Re: The Yoruba Names Of God by Chemmzy(f): 11:54pm On Feb 17, 2013 |
Kabiyesi Atoperi Eledumare, Aji lete nte lori ojo ki ojo to yo, Adagba ma te pa, Arugbo Igbani, Oba ti ngba alai lara, Ekun ti ngba alairi se...Opo ninu olanla, O dagba ni Ogo Iyin. O' nje Mimo, O'nmu mimo, o ni iwa mimo, o ngbe'bi mimo, O'nfi mimo bora bi aso, Mimo, Mimo ninu awon mimo, Erujeje awon Angeli, Ogbagbatirigbagba, Oba ti ko ni odo iyan, O nfun mi ni yan je, Ko ni omo rogun Amala o fun mi ni Oka je, Oba ara, Olorun ara, Baba ara, Ara me riri...Orojigo, The bank manager without an account, The Master communication of mass communicators. The greatest provider, The unseen guest at every meal, The silent Listener to every conversation...Aiku, Aisa, Aidibaje, Afuni, Apani, Ajini, Akini, Ayeni, Ageni,Amuni, Apeni, Atoni, Alani, Awa ni, Ase to ju eni, Ase yi o wu ,A se bo tito, Afobaje ti a ko le fi je. Adeda, Aseda, Apeda, Aleda, Aweda, Ameda..Oba Alaafia, Olori Alaafia, Emi Alaafia, Kiki Alaafia, Omo alade Alaafia, Alaafia to ju Alaafia lo...Baba alaini baba, Birikiti. Bamba, Baba baba, Baba to ju baba nla baba aiye lo...Eledumare, Eleburuike, Eleyin ju anu, Eleyin ju ife, Eleyin ju ege, Eleda gbogbo aiye, Eleti gbohun gbaroye...Funfun ti ko laba won...Gbongbo idile Jesse...Oro nla, Olorun oro, Alase oro, Kiki oro, O ngbe nu oro, O npase oro, o npe oro jade, Oro gbenu omo eniyan fohun, Oro to ju oro lo...Oba awon oba, Oluwa awon oluwa, Emi awon woli, O ngbe nu afefe sola, O ngbe nu adelebo sogo...Life of lives, Giver of life, Joy of life, Crown of life, Taker of life, Resurrection and life...(I can't praise Him enough, millions of my fingers can not type all His names, He's to too much, He's too sweet, He's too lovely, He's too Handsome, He's too Awesome, He's too powerful, wonderful, beautiful, merciful, desirable, dependable, available, enjoyable, relaible. perfect, kind, loving, caring, good, nice, much, great too...He's toooo, He's too ALL! |
Family / Re: Ways To Deal With Super Talkative Friends by Chemmzy(f): 7:02pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Hahahahaha.......Very funny I have about 4 peeps in that category, buh one is the worst of all, I don't always pray he meets me at home anytime he comes visiting, because I still wonder if he has play & purse button in his mouth, no matter how long u've seen, any day, time, minutes he sees u, he'll continue from where the conversations stopped the last time u met. He always starts with..... Eeeeheeen, as we were saying that day, I said............ U now replied that............ So I said..................can u remember? That was when ur friend's call came in, after u droPped the call, u now said................. I was now telling u that.............................(in fact, he'll be telling me everything I was doing while the conversation was going on) So anytime, I see him, if I dare wait for him to start his "As we are saying that day...... I know i'm in trouble because, different topics will be attaching what we were saying that day and for 10hours. He might still be gisting, so the best way I free myself is to pretend i'm sleeping. Buh if he caught me on the road, My dad send me message ni ooooo. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Post Yoruba Christian Hymns Here by Chemmzy(f): 10:07am On Feb 27, 2012 |
Bi mo tiri, lai sa wawi sugbon nitori eje re bo si ti pe mi, pe kin wa Olugbala, mo de, mo de. Bi mo tiri, lai duro pe mo fe kokan mi mo to to so do re to le wemi mo Olugbala, mo de mo de WAKATI ADURA DIDUN. Wakati adura didun to gbe lo kuro laiye lo waju ite Baba mi, ki nso gbogbo edun mi fun nigba banuje at'aro adua la bo fun okan mi emi si bo lowo ewu} gbati mo ba gba dua didun}2ce. Wakati adua didun iye re yio gbe ebe mi lo sod'eni to seleri lati bukun okan adua bo ti komi, kin woju re ki ngbekele, ki nsi gbagbo ngo ko gbogb'aniyan mi le} ni akoko adua didun}2ce DURO Okan are ile kan nbe lona jinjin saiye ise ile tayi da, ko le de tani ko fe sinmi ni be chorus: Duro, roju duro masekun}2ce Duro, duro sa roju duro mase kun. Bi wahala ba bo o mole bi ipin re laiye ba buru woke sile ibukun na sa roju duro mase kun (repeat chorus). Bi eegun ba wa lona re ranti ori ta fe gun de bi ibanuje bo okan re o ti ri be folugbala (repeat chorus). Ma sise lo mase rope a ko gbadura edun re ojo isinmi nbo kokan sa ro ju duro mase kun. (repeat chorus) 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Missing Youth Corper Confirmed Dead. by Chemmzy(f): 2:00am On Apr 24, 2011 |
My heart bleeds, i'm so short of words, what a useless people, isn't it be better if this country is splited and we'll know who is who?, because this one that innocent people are being killed is nothing to write home about, If Nysc programme can not be stopped, then let every corper serve his/her father's land in their states? I feel so much for those who had lost their lives, the hope of their parent, Haaa Nigeria!, (From the bottom of my heart with tears) Buhari!, You shall never experience peace again in ur life, different kind of ailments shall make ur house their permanent apartment, Up to ur 30th generation shall know no joy and happiness because you cut short the joy and happiness of some families, Joy will not know ur house again |
Culture / Re: Why Do We Spend So Much On Funerals? by Chemmzy(f): 9:09pm On Jan 15, 2010 |
What pain me most in it is that the deceased might not be cared for when he/she was alive, and they will throw a big party after his/her demise, and such things are much common among the Ijebus, |
Music/Radio / Re: Church Songs, Hymns by Chemmzy(f): 7:29am On Dec 13, 2009 |
SOP #444 All things bright and beautiful All creatures great and small All things bright and wonderful The Lord has made them all 1 Like |
Music/Radio / What Do U See Or Think About The New Highlife Song Raving Around The Town Now? by Chemmzy(f): 7:21am On Dec 13, 2009 |
Fellow Nairalandites What do u see or think about this new highlife song sang by a particular lady raving around the town now? Isn't this another sign of the end time because i could hear a particular place where she mentioned her church as Sinner's Chapel in St Bottles Cathedral. What do you think about it? |
TV/Movies / Re: Best Yoruba Movies Of All Time? by Chemmzy(f): 12:00am On Dec 09, 2009 |
1) Iru Eshin 2) Oleku 3) Saworoide 4) Madam Dearest I&II 5) Ibi Giga 6) Tanbolo iru Ekun(new movie). |
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