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Enkaydewdrop, kpekusing during pregnancy is suppose to be sweet Na. Why is d thing paining u? When I was preggy DH didn't want to do missionary o even tho my tommy wasn't even out then. He was forming I will suffocate my princess. Buhhhh.....shiiii.....baby Na there I know say doggy is dope! That's the next best thing to orgasm. My sheets suffered, I will use one hand to be pulling sheets, use the other hand to pull my hair. Reaching orgasm during pregnancy be like volcanic eruption. Too bad it ended as soon as it started.
You guys should maximise this weather Na. Stop doing pain pain jare. Don't joke with the power of pre-intimacy. Kiss, touch, play with his balls, give him exclusive breastfeeding. Set the a.ss well babe. Raising a leg up while lying by ur side also helps. Target the prize. Use ur hand to lead his cappo in. Use lubes anything that will help u. Try allowing him play with ur tits and clit at the same time. That shii sends us wild. Let him go from behind. Turn a bit to kiss him small small. Use your hand to play with his balls small. Would be quite uncomfortable for u but just do that a little. Do doggy, let him hold ur boobs from behind and handle gently. The thrusting shouldn't be rough o. From slow to sweet and a lil bit fast just a tiny bit. Then squeeze ur vjay from time to time like u just finished peeing. Moan nicely o let him know he is the Lord of your Rings.
U can use d dinning too or kitchen table. One leg raised on one table.

I drop my golden pen at this juncture

Hajarahbadmus....congrats on the birth of your beautiful princess.

Fortius, happy birthday to Bab Lucas. He will continue to grow from grace to grace. He will always bring u joy. His name will always be heard for good and great things not in Kuje prison. He will wine and dine with kings and princes. He will not fall, he will not fail. Men and women will compete to favour him (Amen).

Enkaydewdrop, that was very very insensitive of that doctor. I stopped having se.x in June last year and I had Olamide in November. And she flew out in just one single push. No tear at all and she weighed 3.2kg. When hospitals need money then tend to start speaking and screaming CS upandan. If it is to save life of mother and child then fine hut they should stop making it feel like shebi u no dey kpekus we dey wait for u.
Keep speaking to ur cervix and pelvic to cooperate with u on that day and any medical personnel that wants to create tension or fear God should send that person on errand and the person will come back when the miracle has manifested.

I wish all waddling mamas very safe supernatural delivery.
Much love sisters.

iomoge2:
So me that took one on 18th week and second would be 22 weeks. Third go be after I born if na 6months later o.

I thought it's 5 injections...
Abi no be 5 again?

Yes it's 5. 4th is one year after the third one. 5th is one year after the fourth one.

Lovinam, thanks for that beautiful message. Mama Ekene I await ur return o. Cant wait to have u back. Chinwendym my chinwendym the devil will not carry the trophy over your home. Ekene will be raised in a complete family setting. Kisses to the don pappi fweshness himself.

Iffffffy, ur own strong o. See d time Wey u come talk say u dey do birthday. Oya see my hand I go still beg for cake....gimme Na. Happy Birthday dera. Happy days ahead.

Fortius and enkaydewdrop Una plan am today? It is well o.

Sugah just relax, I'm positive it's your uterus expanding. But still relax o and take lots of water.

Ozycy, when I saw that "I don't talk much ehn". I roll nose sotey, the nose bone hook sef. How's senior mama Sophie.

Iomoge2 awayu?

My muslim sisters, Ramadan Kareem.

All mamas I dey on my knees o. Two hands in d air. Much love.

Congrats bumbex. Your child will bring you and your family so much joy. His/her name will be heard in high and goos places. Congrats and rest well. See u at #threadcuties#

Fortius:
sooo...cherrymum1 sooo....soooo...do u wanna ovathrows her ni...ehn...sooooo...

just leave me and Zaynie. we know as we dey divide proceeds.

Joyfulmoda and AyaTiraj. Welcome to the e-family. Happy bumping. Please feel free to mingle and ask plenty questions o.
I just dey think something say imagine this dues of a thing we joke about na real. Zaynie don hammer for life o. Chai. Imagine tomato, gas, petrol, forex, and Zaynie know how to ask for current things ehn.

raptor2:
Eku Typing
We July mama's no go fall your hand. Just package better birthday gift.

Eku reading to all my mama's
Fortius ABEG tell this mama say we get swag

ahhh u for tell me codedly say she dey that team na. U know say she be Nairaland Avengers. She go make sure say dem bomb that month with babies.

mamas e ku sweet weather yii o.
Ambient u still dey wear mini gown. don't worry it will soon end in praise.
where awon fruitious abi wetin be their name now o shey na frutius abi coitus abi foetus..... cutienik shaaa
enkaydewdrop, weather don catch your mouth? u don peel melon finish?
In other news...... Lamide e yaff aff one tooth, my Nan is werking, mummy is werking too.

udoomama Happy Birthday Iya Ibeji, as God has added another year to your life, He will add life to your years.

Abeg who be July captain. I no wan hear story o. My bday is July 27th and I want mass celebration. I no know how u wan take do am o. Gather ur teamies o, make them start kpekus, exercise so that babies will flow in that day o.

All mamas I dey hail o.

zimunachimdi:
Mamas pls,what is the normal blood count %?
And do they still circumcise female kids now. Heard the cli...is long and unpleasant if not circumcized.

Hian biko o. The thing wey dey make kpekus sweet na him dem dey cut. Pls don't cut anything o. Let the babe enjoy being sucked, licked and tickled down there. Jooooooorrr o. We no go see bad thing o.

did I just write this.....oh shit I need some kpekusing.....kikikikikikikij

My e-sisters. How are we? Longest time. I went to London to see d Queen I just got back with lots of love from the royal family.
Congrats to those who have gotten their BFPs while I was away. You will carry to term and hold live babies.

God is still in the business of performing miracles. He has not resigned, He is not asleep, He is not clueless, He is not on vacation, He is not deaf, He has not retired and most of all He has not forgotten His promises to us.
For all your secret tears He will reward you openly.
All those that have been asking where is your God, they will see your God and they will bow.

where is safe06, lengendsmother, mumihaja, mummyesther, fvine (havent seen her brake light).
Loisemm weldone. You will write your own WIDD soon.
Omowunmigan, you will testify and won't remember this period.
All Mothers I greet u all in love. You are in my prayers always.

Fortius:
i get stalker ni..dem don snatch d name even i add 1 sef..ko work ni..am stil my cute sef na

who the f**k tried that shii. show me d pezzen lemme spray brezz meek on the pezzen face. welcome back mama.
Don't be pulling thag kind stunt o.

Awon muslim sisters mii. Ramadan Kareem.
May Allah accept all our prayers. Amin.

Mama Zaynie, thanks for that big surprise call. I just couldn't say No o. Thank you very much. As for the voice....hmmm.... I thot u were a parent o so I had to speak with proper diction o but trust me I can not sing to save my own life

mitchyy:
Pls mamas, i need your input when you all are online.

Last night was terrible. I'm just 34 weeks. I was having severe abdominal pain that comes and goes like contraction but i feel its not contraction because my stomach doesn't get hard and tight. I only feel very strong pain at the lowest part of my stomach and immediately the pain subsides, i let out gas. After some minutes the excrutiating pain comes again and i tried timing it but the timing is very very irregular.
I tried to call my doc but his phone was switched off. I couldnt go to the hospital cus mechanic is working on our car and apart from that, the doc that will be on duty is not an obgyn and is fond of giving wrong prescription.
The pain is just confusing. But when i laid down to sleep, it stopped.
Anyone has an idea what could be wrong?

IMO I don't think anything is wrong. prolly ur body is preparing u soon for the main deal. I think u should take lots of fluid and REST. Give yourself compulsory bedrest, feet up and sleep.

all mamas. thank you for the mentions and likes o. we feel loved and blessed to have u. No, I wont run away again. thanks again for warm welcome.

GenyEbere:
This place is toooooooo cold today waris hapunin.

Meanwhile must the cord on the navel fall off within 5days,my baby own never fall hope no wahala

I don't think it's a problem o. Just keep cleaning very well with spirit about five times daily. clean very well. It will fall off on it's own soon.

mitchyy:
So that is how all our jovial and able mamas will be leaving us and deactivating their accounts. It is well oh. We just want this place to become less fun and interesting sha.
Make i kack my nyash for corner dey look!

mitchyy, don't see it like that. Yea sometimes for some reasons some people deactivate to get their head, mind and hearts together. but this cutienik's own I'm really surprised. I've tried going upandan to read if there was something I missed that transpired but couldn't find any. enkaydewdrop if you no get her number who else wan get am na

olatebony pls what did she say happened na. let's help and chook mouth for the matter.

mitchyy:
So that is how all our jovial and able mamas will be leaving us and deactivating their accounts. It is well oh. We just want this place to become less fun and interesting sha.
Make i kack my nyash for corner dey look!

mitchyy, don't see it like that. Yea sometimes for some reasons some people deactivate to get their head, mind and hearts together. but this cutienik's own I'm really surprised. I've tried going upandan to read if there was something I missed that transpired but couldn't find any. enkaydewdrop if you no get her number who else wan get am na kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiii

olatebony pls what did she say happened na. let's help and chook mouth for the matter.

lovinam and enkaydewdrop. thanks for the very warm welcome. yeaaa I'm facing dem mountains and crushing them. cutienik warapun na. u want us to occupy Nairaland ni. come out na.

Eyin mamas in the house I dey hail o. This is same cherrymum, Mummy Lam. Thanks to everyone for your love, care and understanding.
Zaynie mama, I aff landed. Take this lorry load of tomatoes from zamfara and manage it. U hear. Heard cooking gas too has gone up, I will send that one later.
Ahnie, thanks for the care and love.
Blessedtwins, where have you been Na.
Chiwendym, mama Ekene, how is his royal freshness.
Ozycy, nwannem nwayi, Sophie kwanu.
Iomoge2, our cappo of the new November team. Abegi leave that face, take pictures sef cos very soon u will miss pregnancy o.
Fvine, God bless you for always checking on us.
Nurse kaffy4bill, ayam here o. My able nurse keep doing ur good work. May Allah reward u bountifully.
Lioha, how is the prince doing.
Sugah mama. How waddling Na. The good Lord is your strength.
Proudmum38 how is the proudy empire Na.
Awon egbon Modath, kimoni and beedam. I dey flip brezz and yansh o.
Cutienik and enkaydewdrop Una two ehn. I dey wait to read Una BS. I go specially go congratulate the midwives and doctors. Them try. I go give Lamide to enkay's doctor. because the man go get patience gan for Lamide kind of wahala.
Convenantbabies, sixx, rukkington, congrats on ur BFPs. Enjoy your pregnancies o. E dey sweet I no go lie.
All we mamas Wey don born...congrats o
Waddling mamas, swift supernatural delivery to u.
ATC mamas, you are mothers of nations. It will manifest soon.
To all mamas I love una scarra. I can't mention all names.
Make I sama Una awa latest pishures