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debosola:
Well Dressed $2
Faithful $2
Tall $1

Nice one...

Bt wait, what if he's as tall as this?

missberrypop5:
2. Well dressed $2
3. Funny $1
6. Faithful $2
done, so now, can i have him?

LOOL
Just close your eyes for 5 mins...U will see him

Darkness = Buhari

What a joke!

Military and their rules sha...

I just pray there ll be clause for them to be pardoned...its disheartening


Abeg Nobody for my family go join Army anytime soon..

Aikon:
Great sex $2
Faithful $2


I'll save $1.

Why save $1?

Rochas is working!
#OperationBringBackRochas
#FreeEducation
#TotalTransformation
#BestGovernor
#OperationBringBackRochas


















GEJ Till 2019!!!

Gej till 2019!



#nuffsaid

uzolexis:
Great sex $2
Faithful $2
Smart $1

Hmmm...Nice Combo!

Abeg he should talk...my ear is itching to hear what he has to say...

IBB pls Expose the '150 cattle owner'

quivah:
you mean you are not wealthy and handsome

Well, I'm not wealthy yet, but am defn not poor
I'm not ugly either...but one certainty is : I'm faithful to the core

quivah:
you mean you can't stay faithful if you've those xters?

make your wife begin dey pray make you dey short of one or two of them: D?

LOL
Well, I'm the 1 out of 1 thousand
Faithful to the core!

BreezyRita:
Then I already did.

Nice one!
Brava!!!

LillyAnne:
Very possible

Hmmm...prolly 1 out of 1 thousand men

Harbosede02:
Smart$1
Faithful$2
Tall$1

make someone borrow me $1

who go borrow u that kind money na? E too much abeg

debosola
shayneharvey
missberrypop5
uzolexis
Get in here.......
Oya u guys should answer

LillyAnne:
I want to build a man. Robots are not wealthy, well dressed, romantic, handsome and robots definitely do not have great bodies

Is it possible for a man to possess all these qualities and still maintain being Faithful?

remsonik:
Smart , faithful and handsome

Nice one dearie...

LillyAnne:
$20

Gosh!
Seems u want to build a robot!

BreezyRita:
Saw that. But it said $5.
I'll buy that with extra cash like someone did.
Who wants a broke guy?

LOL
No extra cash joor...u have to build with $5

LillyAnne:
Sorry I can't build my ideal man with only $5

Really?
So how much do you need?

chimerase2:
Ladies only
And de op na male ?

LOL...its no biggie

Just wanna know the right qualities that portrays an ideal man in the views on NL swt hrts.

#OkBye

1. Handsome $3
2. Well dressed $2
3. Funny $1
4. Smart $1
5. Great sex $2
6. Faithful $2
7. Wealthy $3
8. Tall $1
9. Great body $2
10. Romantic $2

Dear lovely ladies, Build your ideal man with $5 only..Let the game begin!

Buhari's Cv doesn't change anything about him...



We know who he is...Aboki na Aboki




GEJ till Buhari gets comfortable wit his 150 cattle!

jamace:
OP, thanks for the post.
Imagine Nigerians cheating in the churches and mosques they worship God/Allah through contract to expand the church/mosque building and will blame GEJ for their actions. Am I to believe that the spirit of discerning what is good from what is bad has disappeared from our religious brothers and sisters?
I indeed pity GEJ because most Nigerians now see GEJ as the architect of their evil ways.

God bless you...You know what's up!

ItsMeAboki:
Na wa oh!
So all this because of small PDP, Otuoke Rice, wey don dash you?

Lol...U go fear Otueke rice nw

Etcetera was spot on!
Peeps tend to neglect their normal duties as citizens of the country and sought for the easy way out..blame the president!!



Another man bleep ur Gf...Blame Jona
Your Papa beat ur Mama...Blame Jona
U dey get low sperm count...Blame Jona
Your bobby don fall scatter. ...Blame Jona

Ah Ah!!!! Una wan kill the man?

From Mr. Etcetera...
I think I am the most criticised President in the
whole world, but I want to tell this audience that
before I leave, I will be the most praised
President,” said President Goodluck Jonathan at
the opening of the 52nd Annual General Meeting
of the Nigerian Bar Association at the
International Conference Centre in Abuja.
Hey guys, I guess you know that pointing fingers is
not my style, hahaha, just as I know that it will be
difficult to find a single Nigerian who hasn’t pointed
fingers at President Goodluck Jonathan since he
became President. But really, can so many fingers be
pointed at a single individual all at the same time?
Some people have gone to the extent of saying that
since Jonathan took office, everything has gone to
hell in a handbasket. Others have held him
responsible for everything that has gone wrong in the
country, from the tear in their pants to the economy.
Trust me: Nigerians are beginning to agree that when
it comes to assigning blame, look to Jonathan first.
There are some hardliners who don’t care if Jonathan
wasn’t President during the civil war. He must have
been thinking about it, and that’s good enough
reason for them. They even say that if he hadn’t been
sticking his nose into government, the civil war
wouldn’t have happened. Funny, Nigerians have
found the perfect target for dealing with their bad
days. Late to work? Blame Jonathan! Did the soup in
the fridge melt when you weren’t looking? It’s
Goodluck Jonathan. Can’t find your smelling socks?
Jonathan! Your baby pees on the chair, again?
Jonathan. The possibilities are endless! Hey, are we
not just being unfair to Goodluck Jonathan? We
blame him for all and everything. Even for things that
are not his fault. Let me ask you something sir or
madam, if Jonathan is to blame for everything wrong
in Nigeria today, what becomes of the previous
presidents under whose regimes most of these
problems started?
On Tuesday evening on my way back from NTA, I
stopped at the Bar Beach to buy suya. I was a little bit
early because I met the aboki lighting his charcoal. As
I waited, I saw two weird looking rastas looking like
archangels Michael and Gabriel in their white Cele
garments walk down to just about five yards from the
water, raised their holy robes in unison like atilogwu
dancers trying to master a new dance routine and
bent down and began to defecate. Couples of
minutes later, I heard them walking back complaining
of how dirty and smelly the beach had become from
what it used to be. As they passed by me, the taller
one said “omo naija, presido no dey try at all. See as
this place don yamayama finish, dem no dey see as
those oyinbo beach be for inside film wey we dey
watch?” At that point, I couldn’t hold back my anger. I
just had to say something: “Shebi na una just shit
finish for that place so? And una get mouth dey
blame the president. Una see him shit for there?”
We are having a distant relationship with the truth in
this country. We have developed that rare ability to
be hypocritical and not so much as give a damn
whether we are equally guilty of the things we are
blaming on others. In truth, Goodluck Jonathan
should roll up his sleeves, spit on his palms and get
to work on a lot of things. We keep saying that
corruption escalated under his regime but why do we
keep failing to associate it with the fact that these
corrupt individuals are Nigerians? I listened to some
custom officers saying that If it wasn’t for Goodluck
Jonathan’s backward policies, everything at the
Nigerian borders would be perfect. Yes, let us keep
dumping everything on Goodluck Jonathan. Even our
own responsibilities as citizens. He’s the reason our
custom and police officers are more interested in
collecting bribes than fighting crime and checking for
contraband goods coming into the country. It is also
Jonathan’s fault that the security operatives at the
Lagos airport have all turned beggars. Should the
president also take the rap for the Director-General
of the Standards Organisation of Nigeria not being
able to see that the nation is littered with fake
products? Maybe Goodluck Jonathan should be with
him daily and point him towards fake products and
manufacturers. The fight to save this country does
not begin or stop at Janathan’s table. It must be an all
Nigerian battle. Let the pastors stop praying for
corrupt politicians and tell them to their faces to stop
stealing public funds. If all drivers have their
complete vehicle papers and obey traffic laws, there
will be no need to give out money to the police and
we will be on our way to a better society.
Ask yourself where your governor got the billions he
spends on frivolities? People in the rural areas of
Akwa Ibom state are living in thatched houses and we
are building another stadium? Have you tried asking
what the Abia State Government did with the state’s
allocation for eight years? Do you think President
Jonathan will be allowed a minute of sleep if he failed
to remit monies due to the states? So why then do we
pour all the blames on him? Your governor owns
empty estates in Dubai and factories in South Africa
when people of their states are homeless and
jobless, is that Jonathan’s fault too? Where did we get
the preposterous notion that President Jonathan took
office and people started having trouble finding jobs?
Did we have a zero unemployment rate in the country
before President Jonathan? Millions of Nigerians are
working their asses out and dying as contract staffs
and casual workers, where is the NLC? Is it not aware
of the appalling working conditions Nigerian workers
are subjected to by multinationals? Of course, it is all
Jonathan’s fault. Last time I checked, Jonathan was a
president or a magician. Should he be doing the job
of the NLC too, supervising every sector of the
country at the same time? Let us be truthful to
ourselves, since when have we had good roads in
this country? Were there roads in the country that
Jonathan destroyed? Have we had electricity in the
country before President Jonathan? We say Boko
Haram started as a result of poverty and lack of
education in the North, were there schools in the
North that Jonathan destroyed? Trust me, the
architects of Boko Haram know what they’re talking
about when they say it is all Jonathan’s fault.
For everyone out there, below are a list of things
Goodluck Jonathan is yet to be blamed for, so go
ahead and make your pick and let the blame game
continue: Cancer, AIDS, racism, air pollution, sin,
child porn, human meat at Jankara market, home
video, obesity, Drake sleeping with everyone’s chic,
Kim Kardashian’s nude picture, tribalism and every
other kind of ism, Arsenal’s trophyless seasons,
Facebook, Twitter and Wizkid’s last album.

Source: www.lindaikeji..nl/2014/12/i-feel-sorry-for-goodluck-jonathan.html?m=1

GEJ is really working...
The massive problem he has is just that the security condition of the country, caused by the sponsors of Boko haram (The perpetrators of Evil) have gone a long way to discredit his government. thereby deviating the masses from acknowledging all his numerous achievements.
I would rather have him continue with his transformation agenda.











GEJ till Buhari gets comfortable with his 150 cattle.

If only the phone can provide Food, House, Clothings and other vital necessities of life...


Also give me an access to direct communication with God!



#TeamBlackberry

Nice One Yobo!
I Love this 'ward to ward' initiative, Uncle Jona would always get massive votes from the people living in rural areas which comprises of mainly old people through this tactical initiative. Kudos to the winning party for this intelligent move...Election isn't won on facebook & Twitter, sadly that's what Apc and their supporters fail to realize. #OnlyTimeWillTell #Feb14TH

#GEJTill2019. #FreshAir