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[quote author=olajide_07 link=topic=140810.msg6994013#msg6994013 date=1287764487]you guys its been some years since i posted that experience since then things have happened imagine she came back again it is cool some times to just relax but now i am not sure i want to remain in it cos i have now seen women my new chic is another handson woman not demanding but she tells me sorry even when i am wrong how about that though this other woman still remains their some how imagine that,[/quote]This your story dey sound fishy sha

Diaby is a better footballer than Pastore and Hernanes haha . I've heard it all on NL.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=536024.msg6989842#msg6989842 date=1287713733]@chic2pimp
I ask you if you no dey fear face? Talking to your elder like that.[/quote]Sorry I can't see your face. Something dey block my view

Gigantic bazookas, would you kindly translate what you just wrote there into plain english?

. . . . So says the Commander In Chief of thread derailers . Ti n gba e mu ni corner. . . . . . .  

^^^^^ Satelite and maps to further illustrate the points you just made there would be nice.

^^^^^^ Pile Of Wa, nks!!!

Oya prove me wrong by posting satelite pictures or maps of how and why the chairman of AIT was arrested.

@ Oyan wan be

Hehehehehe

Buncha Bastards!!!!

This is what happens when you have retards in position of power.

The words of a "Deranged Maniac" should be taken with a pinch of salt.

jason12345:
that was a secondary school. but what do you see yourself as?

100% Delta Boy. My family is a crazy mix up of the various ethnic groups that make up the state called Delta(formely called Bendel.).

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=536024.msg6989745#msg6989745 date=1287710885]He's Deltan that speaks weak Yoruba with a Yoruba name, so I see him as Yoruba [/quote]Weak yoruba? Still better than yours though . On the names thingy, you wouldn't want to hear my Delta names(yes names, 3 to be specific )

jason12345:
good for you,but i consider myself a yoruba. why is it such a big deal on nl.

I've got no problems with Yoruba peeps. Infact I have quite a few yoruba family members including one I hold very dear to my heart.
Anyways my case might be different cuz my family is a mix up of the various ethnic groups that make up Delta state.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=536024.msg6989732#msg6989732 date=1287710469]And what similarities do they have with Deltans?
boya wan kan so iyen fun e to ri pe Deltan ni e?[/quote]Similarities with Deltan ke? Dearie, Delta is an amalgamation of different ethnic groups.
Well may be or may be not. You never can tell with naija peeps sha.

jason12345:
most, itsekiris in my secondary school consider themselves as yorubas.

Very suprised I must say cuz my Itsekiri family members see themselves as Deltans not Yorubas.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=535276.msg6989607#msg6989607 date=1287706048]Why is the shape of your head like kabukabu? [/quote]Seeing that you grew up in Ekiti, I don't expect you know and neither do I expect you to appreciate a well shaped head even if it stared right back at you . Abi how many peeps heads fyne pass my own for una village ehn?

Pls translate 'Una dey crase for hia'

Are those Naija celebs or Drag queens?

Skidoc:
Was it not you asking who Yokozuna is in the other thread? Men, where did you grow up?

Nah That was Ileke Idi . . . . . . . And btw, she(Ileke Idi) grew up in an Isolated Village in Ekiti.

minute:
For a nine year old her voice is amazing. The whole family is talented.

It's weird how people think shes growing up too fast and headed in a

wrong direction.Her dad is Will Smith! The only rapper that doesn't curse

in his songs.

More like the only Mickey Mouse Rapper.

Chavs by name, Chavs by nature.

But seriously though, are there any spartak moscow fans in Nigeria, let alone Rivers state?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=507652.msg6982825#msg6982825 date=1287632146]hehehehe, wetin nau? I didnt even tell them how you couldnt get it up with striper #5, oya no vex tell my story nau [/quote]Oh really? If I start now, make you no beg me to stop am ooo like you always do doing. . . . . . . . . . . (you know what )

Ehn ehn nah so we dey do am abi? Make we put each other's lives on blast, no be so? Ok oooo. Remember say nah you start am ooo

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=533638.msg6982769#msg6982769 date=1287631161]jor nitori olorun, ma ba oruko mi je. But the baby cute sha.

Oya, je ka make ti wa [/quote]Small time now una go talk say una be bro and sis Abi una dey practice incest for hia?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=507652.msg6982738#msg6982738 date=1287630317]You need the almighty messiah.[/quote]E ku ife ooo. As long as you follow come church, then ko si wahala



_{Oh thanks for reminding me to attend church on sunday.If last sunday was anything to go by(alarming rate of fyne gyals[sub]*phewww takes deep breath*}), this church thingy might just become permanent[/sub]

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=507652.msg6982728#msg6982728 date=1287629938]Oh oh, you're right. I wish I had me some 6packs, then you'd like it more [/quote]No dearie, your 4 packs(2 oyan 2 idi) would do me just fine

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=507652.msg6982692#msg6982692 date=1287628807]Six pacs indeed. [/quote]Oh Oh do I sense a teeny weeny bit of resentment or there I say it jealousy?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=275839.msg6982691#msg6982691 date=1287628760]Should I be surprised? SMH[/quote]If you like shake your oyan, nah your palava be dat

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=482058.msg6420485#msg6420485 date=1279654308][color=deeppink]^^I bet he has no proof.

Typical form of a complete joker![/color][/quote]

hauler:
Yeah, they traced the IP address straight to Ekiti

Hehehe Hohoho Hahahaha Kekekeke Buhahahaha

For real Hell yea I loff those kind of boots on ladies. Most especially cuz it makes their bum wiggle just the way I like it .