~Sauron~:

No way!
Before i buy a car. . . . .I do a test drive.
Even in Selfridges, i go to the changing room to see if what i am paying for will look good on me.

How much more when one is choosing a LIFE PARTNER. . . .
No test, no marriage.
Thatz ma policy.

Ma point exactly.
If she had tasted it before marriage. . . . .She woulda known the man was no good and his flaws woulda been exposed before marriage.
Not sleeping with her husband in marriage will eventually lead to her sleeping with the driver or Okon(the chef).
How's that marriage supposed to last?

I'm saying flaws like cheating, can dampen any woman's appetite to have sex with the husband.
You shouldn't even be jumping into conclusions, she might have done the do before marriage.

~Sauron~:

No way!
Before i buy a car. . . . .I do a test drive.
Even in Selfridges, i go to the changing room to see if what i am paying for will look good on me.

How much more when one is choosing a LIFE PARTNER. . . .
No test, no marriage.
Thatz ma policy.

It is hurtful and shameful on a man if his wife declares she has no sexual compatibility with him right after marriage. Personally for me, I ''may not'' test drive her if she still happens to be a virgin, but I do make sure that all my sexual fantasies are what she wants to drive her mad in bed. She has to give me in clear terms what bedmatic skills she possesses and she is bringing on board to drag out the sexual beast in me.  

Pataki:

It is hurtful and shameful on a man if his wife declares she has no sexual compatibility with him right after marriage. Personally for me, I ''may not'' test drive her if she still happens to be a virgin, but I do make sure that all my sexual fantasies are what she wants to drive her mad in bed. She has to give me in clear terms what bedmatic skills she possesses.  

How would you know for sure she's a virgin?
Ma policy is. . . . . .I must test drive(virgin or non virgin). . . .We are talking about a LIFE PARTNER here.
A man cannot afford to make any error.

stillwater:

I'm saying flaws like cheating, can dampen any woman's appetite to have intimacy with the husband.
You shouldn't even be jumping into conclusions, she might have done the do before marriage.

I doubt it.
If she had done the do and there was any flaw then, she wouldn't marry him.

This should be a lesson to all you maidens to test drive before marriage.

~Sauron~:

How would you know for sure she's a virgin?
Ma policy is. . . . . .I must test drive(virgin or non virgin). . . .We are talking about a LIFE PARTNER here.
A man cannot afford to make any error.

Errors are bound to occur in marriages. It is never a bedrock of ''everything goes perfect.'' Every woman claims to be good in bed, Dang! any woman can even act good in bedmatics. But the reality is that she must be able to communicate what she wants sexually in bed.

Aside from test driving. . . . . which I reckon is just a surface indicator, I believe more in communication between partners as to what they want in bed.

~Sauron~:

I doubt it.
If she had done the do and there was any flaw then, she wouldn't marry him.

This should be a lesson to all you maidens to test drive before marriage.

Sex could be better before, then she married him and the excitement died. It can happen. Many people get bored with one sexual partner.
This test drive thing is silly. How many people will you test drive? Not many people like alien body fluids entering their bodies. Ewwwww!!!

Pataki:

Errors are bound to occur in marriages. It is never a bedrock of ''everything goes perfect.'' Every woman claims to be good in bed, Dang! any woman can even act good in bedmatics. But the reality is that she must be able to communicate what she wants sexually in bed.

It all comes with the package.
I cannot for the life of me not test drive the commodity i will be living the rest of ma life with.

Aside from test driving. . . . . which I reckon is just a surface indicator, I believe more in communication between partners as to what they want in bed.

Communication is KEY but agility is a necessity.
Who needs a log of wood in his bed in this time n age?

stillwater:

intimacy could be better before, then she married him and the excitement died. It can happen. Many people get bored with one sexual partner.

Ohhhhhhh, she got bored with one sexual partner and then what?
She should move on to the next geezer after saying I DO on her wedding day? Some women are just pathetic.

This test drive thing is silly. How many people will you test drive? Not many people like alien body fluids entering their bodies. Ewwwww!!!

Test drive till you find the perfect match.
Alien body fluids? Stillwater buy prophylactics now. . . . . . .It's cheap.

~Sauron~:

It all comes with the package.
I cannot for the life of me not test drive the commodity i will be living the rest of ma life with.

Communication is KEY but agility is a necessity.
Who needs a log of wood in his bed in this time n age?

Take it easy Lord Sauron. The living sexual terror of London.

By the time you are through with your test driving, would you not have lost this powerful agility of yours? No woman wants an expired and shrinked kondo.

~Sauron~:

Ohhhhhhh, she got bored with one sexual partner and then what?
She should move on to the next geezer after saying I DO on her wedding day? Some women are just pathetic.

Naa, some people DO get bored.

Test drive till you find the perfect match.
Alien body fluids? Stillwater buy prophylactics now.  . . . . . .It's cheap.

What about his sweat or saliva from his mouth, ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! How many people's saliva will you taste? Yuck!!!

Communication is KEY but agility is a necessity.
Who needs a log of wood in his bed in this time n age?

Being a log of wood is sexy to me.  

Pataki:

It is hurtful and shameful on a man if his wife declares she has no sexual compatibility with him right after marriage. Personally for me, I ''may not'' test drive her if she still happens to be a virgin, but I do make sure that all my sexual fantasies are what she wants to drive her mad in bed. She has to give me in clear terms what bedmatic skills she possesses and she is bringing on board to drag out the sexual beast in me.  

Yes oooo
Imagine a woman listing sexual incompatibility as her reason for divorce?

Pataki:

Take it easy Lord Sauron. The living sexual terror of London.

By the time you are through with your test driving, would you not have lost this powerful agility of yours? No woman wants an expired and shrinked kondo.

I'm making this my signature.

Pataki:

By the time you are through with your test driving, would you not have lost this  powerful agility of yours? No woman wants an expired and shrinked kondo.

Okafor's 3rd law says the more you test the fitter you get.
Non-sexual activities is worse cos you get rusty, slow and unnecessarily anxious.

stillwater:

Naa, some people DO get bored.

How can you get bored of your own husband?
I don't geddit.

What about his sweat or saliva from his mouth, ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! How many people's saliva will you taste? Yuck!!!

With the help of Listerine, such thunks don't bovver me.

Being a log of wood is sexy to me.  

Happy wooding.

~Sauron~:

How can you get bored of your own husband?
I don't geddit.

He's not God. Not only bored, you can also get disgusted. I hope that helps.

With the help of Listerine, such thunks don't bovver me.

It appears you come with some baggage. I pity your wife.

Happy wooding.

Thanks.

stillwater:

He's not God. Not only bored, you can also get disgusted. I hope that helps.

Why go into marriage?

It appears you come with some baggage. I pity your wife.

Louis Vuitton baggage.

~Sauron~:

Okafor's 3rd law says the more you test the fitter you get.
Non-sexual activities is worse cos you get rusty, slow and unnecessarily anxious.

I trust you for that area! Your exploits speaks massively for you across the length and breadth of London.

chic2pimp:

Yes oooo
Imagine a woman listing sexual incompatibility as her reason for divorce?

That woman will chop heavy kondo that night! Or best still make I carry woman come house and blow the rooftop with serious moaning!

stillwater:


I'm making this my signature.

Are you ready to pay subscription fees?

Pataki:

I trust you for that area! Your exploits speaks massively for you across the length and breadth of London.

Exploits ke?
I am a born again Christian o.

~Sauron~:

Why go into marriage?

God will not be frowning on you when you have sex, that's why.  

Pataki:


Are you ready to pay subscription fees?

How do you want it? Debit, credit or cheques?

stillwater:


How do you want it? Debit, credit or cheques?

I prefer debit straight off. No hassles. Just direct transfer.

So have you heard from afar of the exploits of Lord Sauron?

~Sauron~:

I am a born again Christian o.

Then I must have been a born against Christian I reckon!

stillwater:

God will not be frowning on you when you have intimacy, that's why.  

Na wa.

Pataki:

Then I must have been a born against Christian I reckon!

Don't believe everything you hear.
Some forces are out there to assassinate me character.

Pataki:

I prefer debit straight off. No hassles. Just direct transfer.  

So have you heard from afar of the exploits of Lord Sauron?

I'm going with his born again story.[size=5pt]*He has a gun to my head.*[/size]

Pataki:

That woman will chop heavy kondo that night! Or best still make I carry woman come house and blow the rooftop with serious moaning!

Exactly
So why not yourself that level of embarrasment by making you and her are sexually compatable?

you can go Zap your house boy

@CyberG read the very first line of the original post very well

Dear Agatha,

as to a 2,000 year old document institutionalizing marriage, i suggest you read up on your history.  marriage existed long before that desert dogma came to be and exists in other religions that are much older including many dead religions.  my coments were made on a purly biological information which any doctor or professor can explaine to you in deapth.  you have a DESIRE for se/x not a NEED.  they are two completly differnt concepts.  if you fail to understand the difference i suggest you get yourself a dictionary.  either way it seems like a trip to the library/bookstore is inorder for you.

Gbam !

i think you didn't love your husband cos if you love him you will want to be near him, all you need is no string attach sex, pls if you feel that way towards him you need to find a way to love him like telling him to find a way to look sexy u can even hang around with him to know your sexual feelings, hope for the best ok

there is somethhing u r hiding from ur husband or u better go and c ur pastor ok

@miss B, are you implying that this husband did not taste free sample before he bought the goods? Then im sef get hand for im wahala. If she turned cold fish before the wedding then the guy would've been well warned. If it was post-wedding, yawa don gas be dat!

I'm a proper realistic. Obviously, the sample has to be tasted before delivery by a sensible buyer. The after-sales service too seems to be horrible. Unless this woman isn't telling us something else - like maybe she has a 'something' or he has 'something'.

its the husbands fault - he should ahve been turning the babe on before marriage, I cant marry a chicks that isnt sexually attracted to me(which i doubt can ever happen) lmfao.

I imagine the username, stillwater belongs to a woman. To be asking how many people's salive or sweat you should experience cannot be coming from a man. And the person who doesn't want a 'tired kondo' should remember that it's actually a slack or worn out 'nyanya' that becomes a problem.

@agathamari, you described that 2,000 year old document well - desert dogma. And all the mutilations that happened to it are even far younger than 2,000 years. But I think your 'desire' obviously refers to a woman's point of view. A man's 'desire' for s*x isn't that limited.

tmubee:

@agathamari, you described that 2,000 year old document well - desert dogma. And all the mutilations that happened to it are even far younger than 2,000 years. But I think your 'desire' obviously refers to a woman's point of view. A man's 'desire' for s*x isn't that limited.

show me medicaly or biologicaly speaking how se/x is more then a desire for either gender? no creature on the face of the planet will die or go insane if they dont have se/x, therefor it is not a necessity for life but a hormonal desire

hehehehehe, wat a crazeee issue,but i think maybe the man PRICK is not big enough compare to d 1 she used to, talkin 4rm xperierience