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[quote author=na2day? link=topic=386576.msg5419345#msg5419345 date=1264906792]oh, dem bi husband and wife? my apologies ooo [/quote]Yes ooo. Abi you no see how dem dey chase each other up and down NL?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=386576.msg5419330#msg5419330 date=1264906344]i use to think u were a reasonable person but that is fast disappearing. why not leave plat alone?[/quote]You berra leave the Husband and wife alone .

platinumnk:
u changed so quickly . . .

Dayummmmmm did he really say that
Well sha I no blame am jare. We are all admiring that bakassi of yours

My sexciiii kunbee is back

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]laugh wan kill me ooooooo!!![/color]

Abi nah

koolchicco:
gawd punish u for dia!

No be true I talk

Errrrrr. . . . . . . . Errrr. . . . . . . . . Errrr. . . . . . .

@ Sleeze bag

Is that dude Human?

@ H2

How you take do am nah?
See how allof una dey yeye me like dis ehn

Pweety4me:
_{na your brotha be dat?}

Nah my maid be dat ooo

Pweety4me:
_wetin?

Ahn Ahn nah fight?

I'll try again Breast,Nipples and Pussy

sjeezy8:
yea no doubt like this guy

Real london boy

Don't be daft . That dude is naija to the core.

chiogo:
LMFAO!!
What American celebs?? Maybe the ones who immigrated from the UK to the States but then they're still English people not Americans.
Ndubz and what? Have no idea who those are. Neither do I know what BBC English and Urban London accent sound like.
I was just speaking generally on the accents I've heard UK people speak with mostly here on Nairaland(the way they type) and youtube videos.

Anyway, I like the British accent, really. It can be funny but it is err, posh as they say. Especially without the Jamaican slangs thingy.

Yep it is posh and sexciiiiiiiiiiiii .

The guys you see on youtube videos are just wanna be's and should not be taken seriously. As for Nairalanders, well your guess is as good as mine.

Pweety4me:
_{It's bobbeee or bosoms. .} .

Exactly . If it was a kiddy website, I woulda understood but not a forum meant for Adults. Absolutely Ridiculous.

H2O2:
lol at those brеasts and nipplеs

How did you get that through

Lemme try breasts and nipples

SEFAGO:
^ The person who made this censor software definitely has a sense of humor

Yes oooo. I can't even type the word B-R-E-A-S-T-S

If you mean her breasts, Me Likey

ibkaye:
When thinking hot, Nigerian girls don't generally spring to mind, generally. Like most things there are exceptions, however I'd like to think it was more about the individual.

Exactly but when you're thinking 'HOT', Nigerian Men usually comes to your mind .

Pweety4me:
_{Ah ah how naw?i am just tryna consider other factors since he used d word "hot". . .}

Nah lie . You just dey take style yab our pretty ladies

ibkaye:
Do you now?

Hell yeah. While other men admire beautiful looking ladies, I admire flexible ones(Beauty is a bonus)

michelin89:
Why do these guys think Nigerian girls are not sought after? We are very much in demand. I can speak for myself. It's not a matter of race or appearance but guys will like you if you are smart.

By smart I don't mean the Nigerian smart.

I dey joke ooo
Infact naija chics are the No1 most sought after commodity on the market as we speak.

Pweety4me:
_{Hot in wat sense plse}?

You too dey find wahala
Naija girls Hot like fire

H2O2:
oh yes. very much.
i wouldn't dare

You posts tell a different story.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=390169.msg5418124#msg5418124 date=1264885889]Buy her a ghana must go, that will give her a clue. [/quote]

@ Post

MAKE HER LIFE A LIVING HELL

sjeezy8:
lmfao

No be the truth I talk dia
If we don't manage them, who would?

ibkaye:
I'm no longer as flexible as I used to be, more stretching

Dayummm flexible. I loff flexible ladies

I guess they are alright and manageable  

millco88:
"Nigerian girls" and "hot" shouldn't even be in the same sentence.

H2O2:
As for ladies lacking in looks, cooking will easily hide your imperfections so learn it.

I see it's bash Naija women time .

ibkaye:
You think so?

Yep
The next time you hear either dizzie or dappy speak, record it and play it side to side next to a recording of a jamaican and you'll see how alike they sound

sjeezy8:
na uk thing chic is telling fibs lmfao

Ive noticed that many UK or european Nigerians are weird tho.

How so? If by weird you mean 'Good Looking & Better Dressed' then yes

eldee:
The one you hear from Dizzie and Ndubz is the urban London accent that's heavily influenced by the Afro-carribean working class accents.
So most times, they're not trying to be Jamaican, they are Jamaican.

It spreads just the same way every black teenager in the 90s in America tried to speak with the hiphop accent.
The media is influential you know??

EXACTLY!!!!!

ibkaye:
Lol, Ndubz and Dizzie Rascal don't have Jamaican accents

If you tweak their voices a lil bit, they'll sound totally jamaican(especially dappy & dizzie)

^^^^^^ Dayummmm I wouldn't mind sampling her booty

chiogo:
Says the guy who's tryna inspect my

Ok guys, it's been fun. Lemme go do something with myself. mwah!!

abomination. That is defintely not me. Someone must have hacked into my account

Chiogo and Hax make una take ya time ooooo .
Don't corrupt us here cuz if you'll like to know, some of us still possess clean minds and hearts

chiogo:
Umm. . . . . .Negative!! What are you, an inspector? tsk.

Dem never tell you? Yes ooo I be Inspector
Make I see am nah?

chiogo:
From what I see, y'all don't seem to own the language. Everybody tryna speak like a Yardie/Jamaican. Like, WTF?
And the rest tryna speak with an American accent. lmfao. SMH.

You only hear peeps speak that way in the 'Ghetto Areas'. This is in part due to the fact that many kids have Jamaican parents(you also have many 'wanna be jamos' africans as well)

chiogo:
I think it's a UK thing, I know some Nigerians with that name who spell it as Taio. Dunno why.

Errrr. . . . . . no it's not. The dude just thinks Taio sounds better.

chiogo:
LOL not surprised not many ppl went, glad I kept my skinny behind home .

Brunch, homework, party tonight? Yesss!!

Make I see am . I need proof it's really skinny as we all know, seeing is believing

ibkaye:
Mary Obama!?

and then. . . . . she wakes up from her slumber

jalether:
Gooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll Terry, now I take my earlier statement back

See ya big gigantic mouth