₦airaland Forum

TheSeeker:
How do you know I can't afford him? Na wa for you ooo

You no fit jare. Only if you are as rich as Donald Trump and if you claim so then I am as rich as Bill Gates & Warren Buffet rolled into one.

^^^ You've got to admit this,the worldcup needs england. They bring the highest no of fans to any tournament they participate in. By fans, I don't mean any run of the mill fans, I am strictly talking about highly passionate fans.

Let's be honest those countries I mentioned do have the best set of players in the world. Apart from the nazis,no one wants to see Germany spank Saudi 8-0.

TheSeeker:
I know what to do. I'll loan LSU money to buy the best quarterbacks in the world. Maybe that will work, who knows.

It's highly unlikely you can afford to pay the wages of the likes of Peyton Manning or Tom Brady. You might be able to tempt Michael Vick though as the dude is really desperate.

Bleep ME,U LOT WILL WATCH ANY PROGRAMME UNDER THE SUN.  _{shakes his head in pity}

Good night lady 

WILL SOMEONE PLS SWAP THE PICTURE OF WYCLEF FOR LAURYN HILL

@AMAKA

Admit jor, I know you loff him.

mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~Never mind my Banter Maedan  [/size]


[size=13pt]~True!! I've offered to introduce him to our friend "Sue Mei". . .[/size]

Wahlai u be craze woman true true .

maedan:
Don't mind that C2P (@mohawkchic, why did you nice his name up like that, he's big-headed enough already!!)
He's turning into a maedan-mohawkchic-police !!

I know you both loff me. I loff you too nah

mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~C2P: Eye No Get Boundary!! 
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Really? Chei you & your dirty mind sha . I bet it is the alcohol keeping you up this late . How many bottles have you had?

maedan:
Cool, @mohawkchic. You know how we do ---but let's warn that tormentor C2P. Haba! Ever since BBH, he's been unstoppable !!

Even if seun ban me gan sef,my ghost will still torment both of you. There is escaping my web. Buhahahahaha

INK Q.C gyals where this feisty. Always thought that accolade belonged to Vivian Fowler.

See,bit by bit the truth is slowly coming out . It's just a matter of time before the whole truth comes out .

bidemi12:
@sjeezy8 After basic training and AIT, (six years ago) I got my posting and the first officer i reported to was a captain. As i approached him his features were oddly familiar. When i got within range i gave my salute and lo and behold when the officer uttered "at ease" i was amazed to find out he was igbo. Can you imagine an igbo captain in the US army. And not just a mere captain. this guy was a highly trainned army engineer, the level that would make Nigerian proffs feel like secondary school boys. I told him i never thought i would meet a Nigerian talk less of an igbo man with such responsibilities and position in the US army. He said i had not seen anything yet. I later found out that there were higher ranked Nigerian soldiers there. I asked him about his opinion on matters in Nigeria and the biafra aspiration. You know what he said? "dont mind those fools who through no fault of theirs have not seen a better option and have been brainwashed through poverty to believe in someone elses agenda." My guy it is a privillege to be part of the US army. It is an opportunity to go places you ordinarily would only read about, do things you would ordinarily dream about and be whatever you want to be in life. And i mean whatever. And please poster stop misinforming people. the US army's only priority as per Nigeria in relation to recruitment is yoruba speaking people. They care less where you are from.

This smart & educated guy knows what he is talking about. He has been there,done it & has the t-shirt . That's the sort of people y'all should listen too, not a buncha rambling Nairalanders.

sjeezy8:
Las giddi - because thats where most of socialite life in Nigeria is. O wambe parties, models, beach parties, etc . . . .
the outskirts of downtown,where most people dont live, not VI, ikoyi way too much traffic

ROFLMAO That name sure gets me everytime.

2Legit2Qui:
so?

Abi ooo.

Dude stop making up stories jare. I must say you crack me up though.

bluespice:
what's with the picture up there?

It tire me ooo ahn ahn.

THE AMAKA:
lmao!
not even.
i dont find either attractive.
well just akon, a little. lol

Keep telling yaself dat,u hia . You and I know the truth .

INK ASUU was the cause of your sleepless nights.

mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~Yeah i get what you mean. . .

~I love when some blokes dont wear belts w/ certain trousers/Pants even but its aint the type of Trousers/jeans that shud be hanging w/ one's drouss hanging out

~I'm on about fitted Pants/Trousers/Jeans that stays on the hips not down south under the bum cheeks. . .having said that,the only type of sagging[b] i avert my eyes from is the Under-the-ass type[/b],me think the loose fit sag is kwel if one can pull it off. . .taking their age into consideration too![/size]

[quote author=maedan link=topic=334678.msg4709952#msg4709952 date=1255228771]Rotfl!! Let me conclude our sagging "discourse" by saying that I have seen some tasteful/respectable sagging(if there's such a thing ) whereby the wearer displayed two inches or so of his blue cotton briefs . So you're right, the knee-length sagging level is out of the question; who needs a whole view of some strange guys bottom(clean boxer shorts or no ) Not me!!!

:oWetin una eyes take reach that area? . Chei Women[/quote]

mohawkchic:
[size=13pt]~Me think they shud just give the girls a break!! Its getting ridiculous. . .Their provocative dressing has always been an issue since they auditioned. . .i dont hear anyone complaining other than the Girl Judges. . .

~Spot The Difference

~Kandy Rain~
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~Cheryl~
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DUH !!!!!!!!!! Why would any red blooded male complain? WE LIKEY

bluespice:
i say so

INK you did the same. Mine is due the siesta I had this afternoon.

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=313504.msg4709442#msg4709442 date=1255221463]danny minogue and cheryl are idiots 4 their treatment of dannyl, they are jealous of the guy[/quote]Or may be,just may be it's you who loves the guy toooooo much .

YEP,IT'S FASHION   . I never do it though.


My Mum & Aunt have told me if that ever catch me with my pants below my waist,they'll pull it down to my knees. Can u imagine,those two threatning me @ my age? . Wonders shall never cease.

INK you love being cheeky

bluespice:
other than a harmless convo with my sister,
i see none going on here

ibk, u call me yeah

Harmless? If ya say so .

ceasyc:
@post
chicken republic's chicken n chips is too damn expensive
[b]750 naira or so and dey want to increase it to 850 naira[/b]n it dont taste so nice, jusk ok

IF E NO BE KFC E NO FIT BE LIKE KFC

KFC wey my mama wan pack put 4 luggage carry go 9ja wenever ahe cums 2 london
but she cant, lol!
it cant be compared abeg/just not d same

i say again IF E NO BE KFC E NO FIT BE LIKE KFC!

Seriously? wow. How much does Mr Bigg's meat pies cost btw?

THE AMAKA:
you afraid of getting turned on? lol jk

Fat chance of that ever happening . I see where this is going,you are actually getting turned on & you are trying to shift the blame

ibkaye:
Did I mention I play the saxophone?

And I am the Pope . Gerraway jor.

bluespice:
yeah stupid rain yesterday did somn awful to my system

Eyah sowry. E go better ehn.

ibkaye:
Me Too

_{* cough cough *} Is there something going on between youse two that you'll like to share with a fellow Nairalander?

INK you never knew I was only messing about