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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Vs Mercy Johnson by chic2pimp(m): 4:16am On Oct 09, 2009
sameolg616:
i av seen tonto dike only once but av seen mercy johnson many times more
im not naturally attracted to dark gals but i must admit mercy is sexier than tonto, she has a lovely body and she is quite cute enough, even her acting shd be beta judging by her experience
Hide under the duvet and cover yourself from the rain of curses that will come your way anytime soon.
Romance › Re: A Man Who Cannot Respect A Woman Is Not A Man by chic2pimp(m): 4:11am On Oct 09, 2009
michelin89:
@ poster

We are tired of these fake pro-women threads. Even you wey create this thread nor better pass Sauron or David when it comes to maltreating women. tongue
E don tire me too jare,haba.
Sports › Re: India Vs Nigeria: 99-1. Abeg Who Watch Am! by chic2pimp(m): 4:08am On Oct 09, 2009
Paultay:
I THINK IT'S JUST A FICTION TO EXPRESS THE STRENGTH OF INDIA'S VOODOO. kiss
[flash=200,200][/flash]

Nah it's real. I watched it live.
Romance › Re: A Solution Against Girls Playing ''hard To Get'' by chic2pimp(m): 4:02am On Oct 09, 2009
shesi:
You girls dont wanna seem cheap. Us guys also dont want to seem pathetic and desperate and optionless. So everyone should know when to quit playing games!
True Talk jare.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Pray Before Eating? by chic2pimp(m): 3:58am On Oct 09, 2009
HIO4:
Yeah, prayed all the time in primary school.

Some have food bet carnot eat
some can eat bet have no food
we have food and we can eat
Glory be to thee oh lord
bless this food o lord for christ's sake
amin
This prayer takes me back to my primary school days. In my school we did not pray per se more like we sang along to the tune of the song.
Islam › Re: Honor Killings by chic2pimp(m): 3:52am On Oct 09, 2009
uplawal:
@Aloy Emeka and Richyblack,ISLAM is never outdated,it has come to stay for ever,and all Adulterers shall continue to be stone to death insha Allah(amen)
This statement clearly shows Islam is not only outdated but also barbaric
Politics › Re: Why Has Nigerians Lost The Will To Fight by chic2pimp(m): 3:31am On Oct 09, 2009
FFS Becoomrich will ya take off that stuff of my screen right now angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Pray Before Eating? by chic2pimp(m): 3:27am On Oct 09, 2009
jagunlabi:
I did that once in boarding school and i never did it again.

During an evening meal,in the school's big dining hall,in the midst of my fellow secondary school students,i closed my eyes for prayers,like others did (so i thought),but when i opened my eyes,my plate was gone.
Did god provided another plate for me that night?NYET!I went to bed hungry that night.From then on i promised myself,NEVER AGAIN! Make God punish prayers before meals!Infact, e no go betta for prayers before meals!! angry
Hehehehe grin grin grin cheesy cheesy why u do dat kain thing for boarding school nah? cheesy cheesy

During my days in boarding school,I prayed with one eye shut and other wide open.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by chic2pimp(m): 10:26pm On Oct 08, 2009
Pfffffffffffffff
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 10:22pm On Oct 08, 2009
Krayola:
all dat one na storee. . . we dey flog teams all across the map. . . from catalunya to Paris, to okokomaiko. .  everybody dey chop beatin   grin grin
If not for ojoro shey una go beat chelsea? undecided

That's why I no longer take el mundo serious. If dat nah Italian team,dem go dey shout like kraw kraw catch dem. Buncha jealous spaniards.  As if it's our fault dem never win worldcup grin cheesy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by chic2pimp(m): 10:16pm On Oct 08, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=331646.msg4694952#msg4694952 date=1255036191]Come on. . . . .U can do better than this.
Last 10 seasons? Torres wasn't even a professional player then.
He was only 15. grin grin grin grin grin grin[/quote]Chinekeeeee Dayo chei grin grin cheesy. Look @ dis theif.
Romance › Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by chic2pimp(m): 10:12pm On Oct 08, 2009
davidif:
there was one i saw when i was browsing NL in the library. I think it was titled "Can one pray before committing adultery (or something like that)"
omo, i couldn't stop laughing when i read that, it was incredibly hillarious.
grin grin cheesy Cheiiiiii *Shakes his head* Wonders shall never end.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 10:07pm On Oct 08, 2009
dayokanu:
Robben is for the big games, Who needs Robben when you are playing Freiburg and co.

Watch out for Robbery vs Man Utd If the scummies make it that far.

Imagine Robben vs Evra, Ribery vs Oshea shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Osanobua!!!!!!
grin grin See dis dreamer cheesy. Abegii jare,make una stick to your levels i.e hoffeinham & co grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 9:58pm On Oct 08, 2009
dayokanu:
^^ You are talking about 2007huh

In 2007, Ronaldinho was worth 200m Dollars. Today he is worth 200,000 Naira. Thats the difference 2 years can make.
In 2007,ronaldinho was a fat idiot. Who dash him 200m dollars.

Krayola:
haha. Bayern does not look convincing though. No one is saying AC Milan is doing great. In fact if there were Milan fans here we'll be making their lives miserable. Chicknshrimp doesn't count because she gets very sentimental so we have to be gentlemen and let her teams suffer in peace. grin
Do lemme deal with you dia ooo. That your league where una no get defenders.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 9:43pm On Oct 08, 2009
dayokanu:
beat biter, past style taker I tell it to your face you aint shit but a faker (Hit em up)

One off right? As at Matchday 2

Bayern has 4 points, WOlfsburg 3 points Stuttgart 2 points Total 9 points

AC Milan 3 points, Fiorentina 3 points, Juventus 2 points, Inter Milan 2 points Total 10 points

You know AC are playing Madrid home and away next. shocked shocked shocked shocked

Bundesliga 3 teams have 9 points in total, Scored 9 goals conceded 5 goals

Serie A 4 teams have scored 6 goals conceded 5 goals

Do you still insist this is one off?
Yep . It is a one off. All of em' teams will qualify.

BTW, If y'all incur one more season of failure,uefa will be left with no other choice than to reduce the amount of german clubs that play in the champs lge.

2007- Milan 2 Bayernazi 0 @ the allianz arena shocked shocked shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 9:19pm On Oct 08, 2009
dayokanu:
Based on recent results we cant compare it

Last season



German clubs played Italian clubs 9 times last season and they won 3 drew 6

Bayern 3 Fiorentina 0
Bremen 2 Inter 1
bremen 3 Udinese 2

AC Milan 2 Wolfsburg 2
Ac Milan 2 Bremen 2
Bremen 1 AC Milan 1
Udinese 3 bremen 3
Fiorentina 1 Bayern 1
Inter 2 Bremen 2

Not forgetting the preseason Bayern 4 AC Milan 1 shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Let's not only compare last season results, let's compare years gone by. You and I know that last year was a one off.

Ac milan - champions league winners 2007
Bayern nazi -  The twin towers was still standing shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked  when last you won it

Should I go on? grin grin cheesy
Sports › Re: Who Is The Best Goal Keeper In The World by chic2pimp(m): 9:06pm On Oct 08, 2009
He took a good look @ Saint Iker,looked @ the ball and looked @ Iker again with his mouth wide open. grin grin cheesy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 8:58pm On Oct 08, 2009
^^^ Nah you know tongue.

BTW,stop comparing your Naziliga to Serie A. It's really not worth it.
Sports › Re: Who Is The Best Goal Keeper In The World by chic2pimp(m): 8:49pm On Oct 08, 2009
bboiabb:
out of all the players, the older ones have more experience, OLI KAHN is the bestestestest goal keeper, i think buffon is also pretty good, he is also quite old, i doubt u have seen him play very closely, u will notice the experience he has, the problem is that sometimes he does not make use of the experience that he has over the younger players
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked You must be smoking yam. The bobo just dey reach him peak. He only looks old cuz he has been around for a very long time. Keepers play well into their late thirties.


dayokanu:
Check the save on 25 seconds and the one on 58 seconds. See the look on Diarra's face at 1:04 when Diarra left the ball and was looking at Cassilass like is this guy human at all?
cheesy grin grin. I think diarra summed up everyone's reaction.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 8:46pm On Oct 08, 2009
Krayola:
8 FC Bayern 6 12 shocked shocked shocked
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 8:27pm On Oct 08, 2009
dayokanu:
Overhyped how do you mean? How are they better than belgium in the last 40 years or Luxemburg
Too much is expected of the team. Players,press & fans are all guilty of this. If they actually lowered their expectations,the team would perform better IMO.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 8:04pm On Oct 08, 2009
dayokanu:
So we all agree that English NTeams are duds??
Nahh,just overhyped.
Sports › Re: Fabio Cannavaro Fails Drug Test. by chic2pimp(m): 7:46pm On Oct 08, 2009
Nothing serious jare. He took it to prevent an anaphylatic shock from a wasp sting which could have been fatal if left untreated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chic2pimp(m): 7:28pm On Oct 08, 2009
[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=324131.msg4694112#msg4694112 date=1255026053]Chimp,

Can you just stick to one line of argument.Whoever compared Arsenal to Brazil or said Cesc is the brain behind Spain undecided?Your scatter gun approach to argument is a feature synonymous with someone who lacks cognitive reasoning.Damn  angry[/quote]Well,if you had stuck to one line of arguement,I probably would have done the same.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by chic2pimp(m): 7:23pm On Oct 08, 2009
toba:
To be candid,talking about best national side,I tink germany takes d lead.They are by far d best in europe.Havin gotten 2d world cup finals 7times won 3.Euro finals 5times won 2.Including gettin into 3 semis out of last 4major competitions in d world wit 2finals 2002&2008.3rd place in 2006.Only 2004 is not there.In europe no team has such, not even italy,england,france or spain.Only Brazil can beat that with 6finals&winning5
7 finals winning 5(lost in 1950 & 1994)

BTW, will you pls remove the azzuris from that list jare. Thanx wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chic2pimp(m): 6:46pm On Oct 08, 2009
slimshay:
huh  huh  huh
Liverpool defeated milan in 2005,Milan avenged their loss in 2007.

Barca defeated arsenal in 2006, Errr. . . . . . . . . *Complete that statement*
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mozambique (1 - 0 ) 11 October 2009 by chic2pimp(m): 6:34pm On Oct 08, 2009
FBS:
Good people! Make una no worry. It ain't over until it is over.

Go to the stadium and support our team come sunday!!! cool
I laff in hebrew cheesy grin grin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chic2pimp(m): 6:30pm On Oct 08, 2009
[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=324131.msg4693695#msg4693695 date=1255021831]Same be said of Arsenal how.[/quote]Show me your european cup.

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=324131.msg4693695#msg4693695 date=1255021831]And please let me know the number of World Cups Brazil has won with their attacking prowess.[/quote]Are you now comparing arsenal with brazil? cheesy cheesy.

Btw whose tactics did the brazilians adopt during usa 94?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chic2pimp(m): 6:17pm On Oct 08, 2009
[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=324131.msg4693596#msg4693596 date=1255020810]Great defenders like the ones that ones that played against Liverpool in Istanbul?or the ones against Arsenal in San Siro? undecided[/quote]Why not put this way. Great defenders like the ones that won them 4 world cups? undecided.

Did arsenal win the trophy after they defeated milan? cheesy grin

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=324131.msg4693596#msg4693596 date=1255020810]Arshavin has been clueless for his national side since joining Arsenal and Cesc is a tactless troll for Spain too. .

Stop making things sound seem so simple or else you might posit one day that EPL is ruining World soccer.[/quote]Don't kid yourself jare. The brains behind the spanish team is xavi not fab4. That's how y'all where celebrating when spain won euro 2008 roflmao grin grin grin.

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=324131.msg4693596#msg4693596 date=1255020810]Fast pace doesn't indicate less technique neither does inertia movement points to tactical nous.You paint things in lback and white like you have color blindness.
Ok i get it,the reason Argentina has been shitty of recent is because their players all ply their trade in Epl and the reason 3 Lions have beaten all the teams they are against is because they now import players.

.[/quote]The shittest player in the argentine national team is guess who? Yep Tevez grin.

Let's wait till the tourney starts b4 y'all start hyping up the english players. If you put argentina in the same useless group,I bet they would have qualified as well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chic2pimp(m): 6:00pm On Oct 08, 2009
slimshay:
Why does this statement sound very dumb when anyone remembers Istanbul tongue. Please edit your post. Defence tactics my arse. Italians carry the shameful dinstinction of being the only team to ever lose a champions league final after being 3 goals up.  tongue
If memory serves me right didn't they avenge their lost two years later? undecided. Can the same be said of arsenal? cheesy. Btw it's the same defensive tactics that have won 4worldcups wink.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by chic2pimp(m): 5:34pm On Oct 08, 2009
dayokanu:
^^^ Like Udinese destroyed Tottenham abi? or how Fiorentina schooled Liverpool last week.
Shey u dey mind dem.

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