₦airaland Forum

mukina2:
aint nothing like a confuzzled herma

dayokanu:
Chickenshrimp, I see say you dey plan to tiff my somtin

FBS:
Ategun ti fe. . .a si ti ri furo ediye!

SeanT21:
SeanT21 give a big thank u to Nigeria for helping us in our civil war. Eventhough U did sleep with our girls and loot our things but U still help us oo.

I do hope Nigeria grows to be one of Africa leading nations. I love Nigerians.

dayokanu:
Who saw that Ribery's move against Juve?

edoyad:
By the way happy Independence !! Yeepee !!! Celebration time ! !

I watched the "great" Dzeko and Graf lastnight and got to understand why Wolfsburg are considered a decent side.
I'm sure in the boss's mind, He's seeing Bendtner as a potential Dzeko. What are the chances monsieur ?

hustler:
lol

Na u sabi. Watch out Super Pippo tonite against Zurich.

FBS:
He took a load of abuse from Arsenal fans, scored against them, ran the length of the pitch to the away end and dropped to his knees as if to say to them 'I've scored, 'ave some of that'.

Andre Uweh:
AXEMAN85
In Igboland, either poor or rich , marriage is same. Bride price can be as cheap as 1,000:00, but the essential aspect is the dowry for example, yams, wrappers, drinks, rice, etc. This is fixed and your prospective inlaws has no say over it but the kindred.
It has always been The Yoruba men wanting to marry Igbo women. Does it mean that the Yorubas no longer raise beautiful women as well as educated and well-behaved women for marriage?.

FL Gators:
But I'm also intelligent, you hia

Seun:
So why did the 4 women agree to marry him on the same day? Who's disrespecting who?

stillwater:
What abuse? Are the women babies? The women have a choice, don't they? They don't even look illiterate, abeg. If the women were underaged girls that's different, these ones are old mamas jare. . . can't be bothered.

dipo2much:
the girl no fine true-true

dlox01:
abeg, this gurl is nowhere near fine, i wouldnt kiss her with a pole attatched to my lips but i will let her get busy with her lips on another part of ma body sha!!!
jokes apart, shez not pretty!!!

FL Gators:
Hmmmm, my next week exams are gonna kill me

stuying my flat ass off. These ppl are sooo unsympathetic

FL Gators:
_{Goodluck on your test baby I know your intelligent ass can hold it down}

omar22:
@ohisng



You have to be careful on what you say about Oprah, some Nigerians worship the ground she walks on, dey go wound you oh!!!

mohawkchic:
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~There was one scene of  Tonto & Van Vicker that was hilarious. . the way she kept shrugging her shoulders when she kissed him Oh Lawd! Gives me the giggles    [/size]

LAX89:
Answer is simple; Bad nutrition (Mostly Carbs and fried food daily) + not much of physical activity besides 'Kabuki dance'. Some of them can drink 6 bottles (those big ones) of beer in one joint, and then complain that the beer in that joint is not cold enough that you people should go to another joint where their beer is colder.

Kunbee:
Na una know pass mschew

Baro:
It's 49 years after our Independence today, but there is absolutely nothing to celeberate. Which way Nigeria?

Anyway, Happy Independence fellow Nairalanders

funsosweet:
This guy wants to sponsor his girl thru the university because her parents can't afford to. He loves her so much but want to know if it is a reasonable thing to do for a girl he is not yet married to, so he needs your advice on what to do. The girl's parents want her to go to Polytechnic (because thatz wot they can afford) but this guy wants her girl to go to the university and wants to sponsor her. Their relationship is just 3 months old. He hasn't met the girl's parents yet. What should he do

Crude Oil:
Of course I'm serious. She is not ugly, and she is not pretty. She is. . . neutralaverage.

TheSeeker:
Too many abortions

Crude Oil:
The adaeze girl no fine at all.

ibkaye:
As you wish

bandely:
You too bad