₦airaland Forum

FL Gators:
LOL, I dnt even have a pic on my profile.

Well. . . .  U sure don't have one on there now however I have already made my judgement based on the ones I have seen.

OgidiBoy:
No vex oh, it's just that some of your post look so girlish and the chic in your name too is not helping.

* oh men am I having a man crush on chic2pimp?

U sure say u no drink pammy dis morning sha?

dayokanu:
Deetosh,

Ku abo si ori eto yi o

Awon Yoruba so wipe, A kin se oosa loja ki labelabe ko ma mo.

Oya wa se alaye ara re fun mi o. Ki a si se adura fun o.

Awon alaale ile yi yo je ki owo ma re oke o

Amin ase

Bobo oniranu yii ti de oo. Owe rada rada le yii?

FL Gators:
chimp, se iwo ni egbon mi ni?

"Are you my mama?" asked the chic

Yes, I am your mama

If u wan be my mama I no mind ooo. As long as u dey give me nuritious milk to drink.

FL Gators:
@Chimp

Yes, we all know why. Thank God for my horse. I love riding him.

Eru wo lo gbe saya? Whose pix were you looking at?

Baba n la eru lo gbe sa ya ooo. Infacts the milk wey dey inside is enough to feed 2 families of 5

FL Gators:
se egbon mi ni o n pe ni nazi? respect yaself o

Baba n la nazi ni bobo yen ooo.

Egbon e ti o n fagbo labe bridge abi?

dayokanu:
Kini e n so nibiyi.

e lo sun jare

E ka ro Adolfu

OgidiBoy:
chic2pimp is a dude I almost

E wooooo. Chineke meeeee. GOD forbid bad thing. No be u and me oooo

FL Gators:
@Chic2Pimp
Actually, I got 2 Klegs to stand on

I think we all know what is making that legs of yours K.

E ru ti o gbe sa ya ti po ju.

FL Gators:
You too, your yoruba is tres trres awful.

Do ya think I know that?

FL Gators:
oniranu ke? nah, she's just getting her pu.ss.y pumped while typing on NL

O ro obinrin yen ti su mi  jare.

FL Gators:
Ok, you're the chosen one. I'm not gonna dispute that.

U can't dispute it cuz u've got no legs to stand on missy.

FBS:
E ku aaro o gbogbo ile! Se e sun daadaa?

Ka ro ooo.

E mi o sun oo. Obo ni mo n do lowo oo .

FL Gators:
Your last line sounds like what dayokanu would say

Olorun o ni so mi di nazi ooo. Amin

FL Gators:
Multitasking? so you're sleeping while typing? no wonder

No wonder what?

Hehehehe e yin oniranu sha. *Shakes his head* O ma se oooo.

FL Gators:
LOL can someone plz translate this post?

Tried really hard but failed. My Yoruba ain't up to scratch anywayz.

FL Gators:
Everybody is sexy.

^{No be wetin their mama tell them?}

Nah missy. Many are called but few are chosen. I'm one of the chosen few.

^^^^^ Multitasking is not the forte of women alone ya know.

Olorun a pe se fun gbo gbo wa ooo. E so Amin oooo

FL Gators:
Your ID is sexy, but are you?

U can bet ya bottom dollar on that. Of course I am.

Chei I am really in the mood for a bit of. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

FL Gators:
Chic, I told ya to change that ID sef

Leave my sexy name alone jare.

Jealous Girl

sjeezy8:
@ amaka
boo you know how chic2pimp is
lol i thought he was a girl for like the longest dude needs to change his NAME

Sharrap dia. Omo rada rada.

THE AMAKA:
and you HUSH UP! adding your damn 25cent on every thread
sheesh.

* Shakes His Head* O ma se ooo. Omo alabosi

E karo ooo

FL Gators:


rotfl wow

Typical to find sjeezy causing wahala up and down. You and Amaka make a great match sha.

Abeg, no come back with no bullet o

GBAM +100

sjeezy8:
ehnnn so you went to school?

Wahlai U dey craze for head. Useless mutete .

sjeezy8:
this guy no dey hate because you papa still dey pick flowers in your village [quote author=kosovo link=topic=324186.msg4565816#msg4565816 date=1253250494]sjeezy8 you have no use,
[quote author=sjeezy8 link=topic=324186.msg4565817#msg4565817 date=1253250552]look at dis cassava planter talkin mess for NL

Make una take am easy oooo [/quote][/quote]

DAYUUUMMM Tinubu square looks sick ooo. Its looks totally different  now.

Una get Tafawa Balewa Square picture? My Former Skool was very close to that area

C2H5OH:
Hahaha na only head dem dey turn? Dey for carry gun shoot you
Wetin consign dem consign your music
If to say na me, I for "get stupid-go dumb".
I for go dumb every normal day if to say I get that kain liver sef.

Abi ooo I know no wetin consign dem ooo

If na only one person we turn head I go don yab am however na plenty peeps wey turn head.

The Funniest part was that skool kids on the bus,some as young as 10/11 years old where rapping along as well. If u see the Adults faces on the bus,u go laff tire. As em' kids were prouncing each swear word,na so dem(adults) mouth dey open more and more.

chiogo:
what what? I gets down with the fellas. Naw, I love Tupac - best rapper ever. I sleep beside his poster.

Awwwwwww thats my Girl. Thats why I loff u too

Chei dem suppose barn men from listening to Marvin Gaye's songs especially when sexy chicks are around.

The thoughts that flashes through our minds no be small thing ooo.

C2H5OH:
That's my shit right dere. Been a while since I bumped that.
I'm feena slap it on right now.

Omo nah everyday I dey hia dat song ooo

Infact yesterday as I dey listen to that song for bus na so my ear phone comot and as u know plenty swear words dey dat song. Chei,Omo the stares wey I get for Bus no be small thing ooo. I don learn my lesson now. Nextime I go remember to charge my Ipod nano

chiogo:
that's my jam too. Tupac is the way to go!!!!!!!!!!

Really?

C2H5OH:
Ironically, he's turned into a madman himself, so I reckon your hypothesized assertion is valid 

Well I hope so cuz that guy's maps dey blind me small small. Infact Anymore and I might be blinded completely.

davidylan:
how can yobo be 34? you mean his real or football age?

You dey ask question wey u no the answer too. Na wa for u oooo.


CONGRATULATIONS TO NIGERIA'S VERSION OF BRANGELINA OR IS IT POSH & BECKS.

[quote author=sleek_p link=topic=324241.msg4565559#msg4565559 date=1253243260]If you think there's ever going to be a peaceful secession of Nigeria's ethnic groups then you're more deluded than I give you credit for. Did the Ibo's not try seceding? Please tell me what came of it and stop using the former USSR as an example of peaceful secession. The USSR collapsed Nigeria has not collapsed. Until Nigeria collapses any region intent on leaving should be ready to fight.[/quote]Shey u dey mind the tribalist wey dey plenty for NL.

MrCrackles:
Senseless thread. . . .
Pssssf!

BECOOMRICH IS DEFINITELY THE NAIRALANDER OF THE YEAR. THE AMOUNT OF MAPS THAT GUY HAS PASTED ON NAIRALAND IS ENOUGH TO TURN A SANE INDIVIDUAL TO A MAD MAN.

Tupac Amaru Shakur - Greatest Hits

Wande Coal - Ten Ten

Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet

2 Pac - Hit Em' Up