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faakay:
You Make me wanna - Usher

Bwoi its been time since I heard that song. Top tune though.

Wande Coal - You Bad

MrCrackles:
Poster
ok

Abi oooo

Krayola2:
I have to meet your dealer. he has the best dope in town!!

If he fails to win any trophy this season,his job is pratically on the line.

dayokanu:
Assene WenGAY

Louis Van Gaal would get sacked b4 Wengay

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=324085.msg4565150#msg4565150 date=1253230828]gag as in puking duh
your koboko aint doing shyte

b.t.w love-vendor evidence of what we argued abt: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-325213.0.html [/quote]You and I know that was not what u meant.

My koboko is working wonders jare.

I reserve my comments until he tells us how long the thing is. He clearly said extra large. For all we know that might mean '20inches'  

Krayola2:
haha. u don kolo!

Na wetin TOPE dey say for bed be dat ooo.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=324085.msg4565130#msg4565130 date=1253230546]Keep deceiving urself o [/quote]No be u talk say u dey gag?

That definitely means my koboko is doing the job I paid it to do.

Krayola2:
AAHH!!  Eldee baba!! U sef don don reach there   . ,  omo, i don't trust all u UK guys. Una dey on some freaky shit!!  

Wetin u think U.K stand for ehn?

United Koboko.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=324085.msg4565110#msg4565110 date=1253230223]u guys make me wanna GAG [/quote]Well it looks like my koboko is working .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=324085.msg4565065#msg4565065 date=1253229645]SERIAL self-servicer!!!!! [/quote]

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=324085.msg4565059#msg4565059 date=1253229535]Lol . . go n look for a gothic woman too [/quote]I don do dem jare. Thats why I attend heavy metal concerts .

Make u come chop koboko jare . Let a Real Man show u the way of the world.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=324085.msg4565031#msg4565031 date=1253229135]Mbaaaa. . . . . .I don't share skirts.
Krayola has syphilis. . . . .Make una no infect me. [/quote]And GONORRHEA

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=324085.msg4565028#msg4565028 date=1253229101]u dey craze . . u think say i like kinky sex like u [/quote]U fit yab jare. I no mind as long as u do the S&M.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=324085.msg4565007#msg4565007 date=1253228694]wetin be S&M?[/quote]Sadism & Masochism

Why u neva tell me say u dey do am also? .

I dey vex ooo

kellorah:
Is he sposed to be in bed with u?

We're sorry for keeping him up. Feel free to join in the fun. Tope and Yumi are bout to get naked.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=285962.msg4564793#msg4564793 date=1253225772]lol. . .how can u compare urself with stephen hawking?
wat an insult [/quote]Nah mate. Its an Insult comparing me to Stephen Hawkins .

stillwater:
Abeg, you can take a man's girlfriend not his food.

Different strokes,Different folks .

kellorah:
LOL WOW. Didn't know it was another name for your u-know-wot.

Don't corrupt me ooo. I am Innocent until proven guilty .

Infact I am a virgin  

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=324085.msg4564905#msg4564905 date=1253226974]tsk tsk see them
una dey starve for sex? [/quote]Whateva woman . As long u grant me my wish, u fit yab me all day long.

kellorah:
LMAO!!! So when u see naked chicks u grab popcorn?! LMAO!!!!!

Waste of free show.

Yes ke. Thats the normal male reaction.

ThiefOfHearts:
I'd hardly call losing a door bolt "smack worthy"

True talk.

The only time I have ever witnessed the matchet being used as a tool of discipline was when an Armed robber was caught very close to my friends house a few years back.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=324085.msg4564863#msg4564863 date=1253226488]why dont u join in instead? [/quote]E WOOOOOO. Chineke meeeeeee. If U grant me that wish I will loff forever 

follypimpi:

How come anytime there are 2 girls goin wide u r the 1st to be there ?? 

Well thats my sixth sense working overtime. If ya get me

I also like betta thing .

^^^^^ When it starts,can I watch?

follypimpi:
I am a doctor bring her over.

@ Poster. No mind dis Yeye boy ooo .  This Nucca dey smoke weed.

Bring her over to me. I be your man. Dr Evangelist

I see nothing wrong in parents smacking their kids for being too naughty however some parents do go a lil bit overboard.

This man is clearly a psycopath not a disciplinarian.

May his soul Rest In Peace.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=285962.msg4564671#msg4564671 date=1253224070]U call that talent? indeed, shior [/quote]Look @ dis girl ooo . If dat no be talent,wetin u go call am ehn?

If Stephen Hawkins can lay claim to being a genius, then I am also a Genius.

davidylan:
funny enough if another name for sex were truly David then sex wouldnt be important at all. You better change it to chic2 if you love your sex.

Imma quote the bible for y'all .'GOD made humans in his likeness and Image'. This means GOD must like sex. If GOD likes sex,why shouldn't mere mortals like me like am too?

stillwater:
Na wa o. Is sex food?

Well wetin be the difference?

I dey shag,u dey eat food but I healthy pass u. No be so?

If u wan live pass the age of 90,berra start eating more of the fruits of Labour