₦airaland Forum

deene:
I say he's the perfect athlete! , I Love the fact that the Americans are not folding their arms and watching
I know that the Americans will Come back strong! lets watch Veronica Campbell-Brown and Allyson Felix today.

the americans can do nada. Their asses are being whooped so bad that if it was a boxing match,their coach would thrown in the towel. Anywayz back to my wifey Allyson felix. I love watching that girl run bwoi her gazelle like strides and style is a complete contrast to the others who are mainly power based hence the reason I love watching Bolt as well. She brings something different on to the track whenver she runs.

desgiezd:
"Just coming out there, I'm just waiting for the lights to flash 'game over,' because I felt like I was in a video game," said Crawford.

When the 2004 olympic champion says this about u,then u must be out of this world.

richkids1:
Wetin dey hold Fasuba and Obina Metu legs wey no allow them do run like Usain bolt .

If na joke make u stop am ooo. Run ko,dance ni. Na who dash monkey banana. With the akpu,isiewu,ogbono,amala,jollof rice,eba,egusi,efo dem dey eat come ass odeku,star,gulder,ogogoro,palmy wey dem drink. How dey go carry dem body run.

C2H5OH:
The shame is on fasuba for not drinking enough ijebu garri and pap to perfect his conditioning.

leave fasuba alone jare. If him and bolt run 20m race him go beat bolt but I no too sure about 100m

C2H5OH:
Bolt is going to make me put my track shoes back on.
I dey go track go run 440 tonight

pele ooo. If u sha faint or get heart attack no talk say I no warn u ooooo

aieromon:
Dump Nairaland only if your chick is worth it.Afterall,NL is made up of a bunch of clowns and aliens you don't wanna mess around with

C2H5OH:
KAiiiiiiiiiiiiiii women

*shior* shey u neva know dat women dem get as dey be. No make woman dey deceive u with dis their shy shy rubbish.[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=312623.msg4392652#msg4392652 date=1250822949]i agree. lol that and cricket[/quote]It is their national sport. School kids usually pack 90,000 seater stadium just to watch athletics alone. Crazy,isn't it?

C2H5OH:
mr ciceps stop molesting somebody's wife

Whose wife? Me and dat person go share am oo

jassie:
_{*sighs* . . . one crazy chic} d guy dey vex gan . . . u no see say na vex him dey use chop am ni? him even drink the soup. . . hehehe [/sub]

exactly the vex suppose show the guy no wan share. No be by force abi

faakay:
na so 

carry go jare. No mind dem food is not 4 sharing  

but don't u hear all that teasing? if he was offered some, he would have been less pissed n nicer to the amala eater. don't u think?
[quote][/quote] roflmao. Lai lai jor. The guy was hungry jare. If the guy wan chop amala make him go buy his own. chikena

FL Gators:
chimp
fi iye sile o

lai lai mogbo e jo. Fi ki ni sile .

jassie:
<sub>what do u think? faakay speak for yourself. . .lol

@chic

hehehe crazy chic!!!</sub>

u no say na true I talk . When hunger catch ya belle,it be like fire. As u see am so If him friend move close na slap he go give am.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=312692.msg4392416#msg4392416 date=1250816488]hahahahahahahah  you are drinking soup
lol why didn't u offer your friend some amala? he seems to be pissed at u lol[/quote]offer wetin? u no see dat hunger dey catch him belle. If u give am another 3 bowls of amala and soup him go chop am no shakings without offering nada. As the saying goes 'A hungry man is an angry man'

Buncha assnal twats soiling dis forum .

kokoA:
Nigerian girls are very local that is why.

Na u talk am oooo . Abeg I still relatives and friends wey dey for naija.:



You: It's alright, so tell me, what is it?

Her: I just need some money to do a few things, like =N=23,000.00

You: Ok . . . uhmmm . . . I'll . . uhmm . . . are you there?

Her: Yes

You: Hello? Hello?? Hello??

Her: Hello, I can hear you.

You: If you can't hear me, I'm sorry I can't hear you _{pretending network is so bad.}

~HANGS UP~ [/color]
[quote][/quote]hehehehehe . Speaking from experience right?

C2H5OH:
i don't want to see your biceps

No vex  . MY biceps dey available for the female population alone. 'NO HOMOS/MEN ALLOWED'

All dis yapas wey u yarn shey na true sha. Dis ya story sounds suspicious jare. I no believe am jor.

oladcity:
He probably saw that you are dull and came up with that dull story, heheheheheeheee wonders will never end. I hope you did not believe his dream. I think you just got dumped

gbam I absolutely agree with u jare

Ujujoan:
Oh please! Quit the drama!!!

no mind the girl jare. Na soso puppycocks she dey yarn.

whitelexi:
Dreams can come true

Abraham loved his son but he was gonna sacrifice him to a God he was not sure of. . . Its called Faith! . Sensible post. A* grade. .

C2H5OH:
That man has bigger biceps than mine. And his 6-pack > my pot belly

omo u be small boi ooo. Kai if u see ma biceps You would fear God quick quick I tell u. Forget 6 pack, 8 pack is in vogue right now.

mukina2:
nor dey tif my cousin oh
chickenchimp

look @ u lying and stealing during ramadan chei . If Allah comes down now, I wonder wetin him go take punish u sha.

ayde:
We bounced back from the opening defeat with a resounding victory at Anfield. Liverpool 4 - Stoke City 0

I no blame you, [b]chimp[/b]2pimp

don't worry ya mouth wide like caterpillar now because una team win. Just wait till una loose agian

galatico:
@ chic2pimp

Why are you so dumb? That was a prediction and it came to pass!!!

Na true u talk there ma bruda. You already predict the score. From today b4 I go bookies I go dey collect final score predictions from u don't worry.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312171.msg4390274#msg4390274 date=1250785148]U are rotten. . . .

Amebo [/quote]lai lai  . Me ke rotten? .I dey help una finsh wetin u start abi,  . Alhaja mukinatu no 1 gbefila  . If u shine your eye again for hia I go poke am.

mukina2:
chickenshrimp
chic2chimp



are you sure you are not the girl boy in question

tufiawka I reject IT. The only person I faguely resemble is Usain 'The Lightning' Bolt.

mukina2:
u nefa sleep? why u dey pursue me na?

this is what you did in school right? thats why you followed me in to check up on your school work

go check the transgendered thread u got a new sexy name

make u no flatter ya self jare. No be u dey pursue me like guguru and epa. Gerraway jor

I never see oyinda and blue spice picture yet so I no know but gator oloru oba those bazookas and hips dey kampe.

C2H5OH:
[flash=400,330]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kr_XJ9XMbM&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/flash]
yeah back in the days in osaka.  gay sure wishes he had those days back.
look at usain trying so hard to keep up with him.  he looks human there.

back then bolt was still expriencing a growth spurt which hampered his training regime. What he had then was just raw speed combined with little speed endurance. Gay ran 19.76s to win gold which looks rather pathetic now. As soon as he stopped growing he began to do more weight training,speed endurance training and transformed his basic raw speed to a more refined form. Thats the result y'all seing now.

bluespice:
who is that saying the love of my life spearmon has bulging eyes?

na me talk am ooo. He sure has bulging eyes,doesn't he? It evens gets scarier when he runs flat out . Why don't u dump him and find a sexier husband? I am sure plenty dey for NL.

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=312044.msg4391705#msg4391705 date=1250800673]someone should post a clip with her voice,chic2chimp,abeg post[/quote]I will as soon as I get the link. I watched it live on the bbc news and sports bulletin programme. If I can't get it I'll advice u to wait 1 day or 2 as it would be all over youtube.

mukina2:
buahahahahahahahahahaha
chickenshrimp you got a new name

. Don't worry I am already used to it. Come to think of it wetin u dey do @this time of the night? oya straight to bed now unless u will miss ur early morning kirun ooo.

C2H5OH:
"Our Golden Girl"

lai lai u and who,definitely not me. Golden girl ko,golden goose ni. Haba

mukina2:
LOL this is a crazy thread

chei olorun oba ooo  dis girl just dey find wahala up and down