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akintun:
Bolt has run in more than five individual sprint finals. i could remember seeing him two years ago in the 200 meter finals won by Tyson Gay.
You rooted for him because he his a fine boy

Yep bolt came in second place in osaka 2007 when Gayboy won gold. Wallace Spearmon fine boy roflmao . The guy with the bulging eye balls .

ibkaye:
I'm faster

so am I 

mukina2:
My cousin does it again

Record maker and record breaker

na who dash monkey banana  .

manmustwac:
@sauron
are u male or female?

manmustwac:
why is your sexuality a secret?

If I may ask why are u so curious? Anywayz sha here goes ya answer

BlueDiva:
An hermaphrodite.

Both Indomie and maggi 2 minutes hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Seun:
Didn't he break the 200m record after breaking the 100m record? And do coaches actually boss athletics stars around like you described?

kai seun I don't mean he turned him into a mumu ooo. The 200m/400m double has always been seen as usain's best events since he burst unto the athletics scene @ the tender age of 15 in 2002 winning the world junior championship whilst running times michael johnson did not run until his early 20's. His coach suggested that he should try out the 100m just to improve on his start and speed. He ran the race and slashed his pb by a long shot and so he realised he was good @ it and could get even better. Bolt has always liked the 100m but never encouraged to run it because of his height and stride pattern which are more suited to the longer sprints. His coach was only trying to do what he thought was best for bolt. In other word he was never bossed around just encouraged and discouraged to do certain events. Finally,yep he broke the 100m record first cuz the 100m was easier to attain. Many people actually expected michael johnson's record to stand for over 20 years and it would have if not for this freak of nature.

C2H5OH:
Let's do the math. 9.58 * 2 = 19.16 .

I see him going under 19seconds by 2012 or even earlier

bawomolo:
why won't he go back to the 400m?

his coach said he does not like the longer events. His coach actually wanted him to do the 200m/400m double but lightning bolt said he prefered the 100m/200m so an agreement was made that if he broke the jamaican long standing 200m record he would be allowed to do the 100m. He destroyed time and the rest as we say is history.

sara j:
He would have been much better than marcus and easier on the eye too.

so would my orangutan,dog and elephant man

sara j:
Bea is without a doubt going on Friday,she is going to be crucified.

spot on. Iron maedan take note.

mohawkchic:
That Marcus is just Eugh! Who wants to watch a grown arse man self-service on telly or rather hear his "How To's" details of his self-services .

Didn't he say women would be fantasising about him when in bed with their husbands/partners 

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MINT!!!!!!!!!!


ARSENAL are https://fc03.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2007/362/9/8/_shithappens__rvmp_by_bad_blood.gif[/quote]ROFLMAO  . I can smell it from my yard. Thats how bad it sinks.

manmustwac:
@sauron
are u male or female?

Both    . HERMAPHRODITE It depends on how he is feeling and also the condition of the weather.

[quote author=z-murda link=topic=312435.msg4391494#msg4391494 date=1250797636]And the guy ran. Faster than Usain Bolt. Didn't know an old man with struggling legs could still do 440. I feel him jo!

There is one of his staunch supporter we are hunting on Nairaland, one kpofkpof who never sees anything wrong with Mr Akingbola's or his bank's policies[/quote] . Even if u put bolt,michael johnson and maurice greene una still no go reach the speed him take run.

bawomolo:
anyone who is interested in a shipment of jamaican yam and igbo should contact me.

that's the secret boys

I am very interested. Just send me ur bank account details and the money go reach una account

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=312200.msg4390982#msg4390982 date=1250792017]If my father is a thief you can gladly call him whatever name you see fit. . . .if adeboye wants to be respected at his old age he should quit being a criminal.[/quote] ROFLAO. Chei laugh wan kill me ooo. Slow down abeg ooooo

bawomolo:
this thread was made for tudor lol

yes oooo.It truly was

nex:
@blacksta

you mean the wealthy man. What's so poor about Enoch?

can't u see his mansion,jet and jeeps are getting old so they need renewed 

honeric01:
how many months him wan take arrange? did he just start playing football? he should remember he's worth king eto the goal banger, hleb the lazy dribbler and 35m euros so no shit is allowed from him.

35m euros ke, more like 45m euros

jalether:
i swear down i would/could ve burried most of the chances he missed last nite

hin dey play shot like say hin leg don break

U no know say the guy get a disease called WARAPA. Well sha I no blame am no be him fault he get HORSEFACE

USAIN BOLT MAN F**KING HELL 19.19 INTO A SLIGHT HEAD WIND RUNNING ON TIRED LEGS BWOI . DAT GUY NA WIZARD OOOOO CHEI. NAIJA ATHLETES MAKE UNA TAKE NOTE OOOOO

modified

mukina2:
agbero feeling funky shiorrrr

who wan add chickenshrimp?

alhaja u dey find wahala ooo . Look @ ur watch. It is time for kirun. I dey hia the imam screaming allah akbar

RuuDie:
He who laffs last. . . .

professor of proverbs well done ooo *Kiss Ma Teeth Shior*

mukina2:
hee hee hee hee heee

look @ alhaja shinning her teeth like a mallam. Berra close am b4 I call the carpenter to decimate it

love me jeje,love me tender {bwoi I love dis song}

Abbygyal:
dis is nt a joke love!
buh anyways i try nt to have more dan 100 friends coz most of em just add u to increase d numbers of friends theyve got. . . dey r soo useless!! buh for nw ve got 123 . . deletin 23 real soon

don't mind the buncha saddos on facebook jare. Every day When I log in there is always some society mis fit tryna add me to their gay list. KMT *shior*

ogazi007:
Jealousy jealousy!they cant be like us.madrid fans will die of envy when you guys will watch us claim two trophies

galatico:
Enemies of Real Madrid fall down and die!!!

. CHEI I am enjoying dis rivalry well well . Season never start ooo so make una take ya time . When the season starts then una fit kill yaself una hia.

Krayola2:
Owen looks like he has forgotten which side of the net the ball is supposed to hit, Nani looks like he'll be loaned to Leeds United if/when they get promoted.

  . Which nani are on about? Is it the player sauron proclaimed as the best winger in the premiership.

Krayola2:
haha. Calm down.The guy try today nah

which try? are u sure u watched the same match as me?

BWOI she is definitely a MAN. Just heard her speak and her voice was very manly. I swear down dis lady might be a HERMAPHRODITE .

Wengay's gaynners wetin una dey find for hia. Vamos jor buncha trophyless peeps

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312171.msg4389670#msg4389670 date=1250780726]Me ke?
She should stiffen her middle finger and sit on it. [/quote]thrusting her pelvic up and down

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294608.msg4389655#msg4389655 date=1250780593]They are so used to failure to the extent that every little achievement is highly celebrated.
Nairaland GAYnners celebrated when Spain won Euro 2008.
Ask why? Because Fabregas managed to come on as a sub for Spain. [/quote] . I bet mukinatu was the ring leader .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294608.msg4389509#msg4389509 date=1250779499]Carrick won't be the first to miss. . . . .

Leave our players alone. . . .They are the champions of England.
Let Arsenal flatter to deceive. . . . .we know how to catch y'all when it matters the most.[/quote]gaynners no dey shame. Dem suppose hide their faces. Make una win champions league or retain the league b4 una talk.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312171.msg4389474#msg4389474 date=1250779210]Hahahaha. . . . .
Any woman who cannot cook at all should stiffen her middle finger and . . . . . . [/quote]

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294608.msg4389126#msg4389126 date=1250776558]Until United win another EPL title. . . . .This Ronaldo saga will not end.[/quote]until united wins consecutive three league titles and gets to two consecutive champions league finals then this saga will not end.