₦airaland Forum

I was in d beach dat sunday that d event took place! There. It was water society in ikom call (okpenon) that took dat girl may her soul rest in peace.

Dnt waste ur time having s'e'x with a girl for 5-6 hour going 5-6 rounds u're killing ur time and energy! Jst do the one round thing for about 5 minuite. "Afterall no be food"

He's in Dubai, do u have any msg 4 him?

Valiantvaliant: YOUR FATHER!!

Buy her pants and let her wear it in ur front 2 knw if it's her size, after that giv her ur ATM card and d pin 2 suite her self......

This is awesome! In my area common dog that i hit with my bike, d dog came 2 fight me and i beat d dog 2 death! And took it along wt me for pepper soup

What a painful death i'm very sure that guy did not even release before he died!

DTCTPOGITM? : does that change the price of gArrI in the market?

U 4got Asap: as soon as possible
Wat abt gosh?

My greatest regret is dating a lady older than i am. i'm 21 and she's 43. Though she looks cute n charming. The worse is dat i had se x with her without toasting her

It's nt even working

enigmagu1: mtn want make babes d kill our airtime b dat na...cos 99% of babez fone number wey i get na mtn..and i knw many guys share same wit me...God de sha!!!

seconded

Since guiness did nt favour me I'm trecking from calabar to s/africa all d way

Wer in kabul are u? I arrived afghanistian 48hrs ago. Hope u came 2 buy bomb 2 Nigeria cos dat's wat i'm doing. D business is very lucrative! I'll be bak 2 Nigeria d next 72hrs

if u truely luv her, big yes

Here in calabar it's only d ogogoro joint in my area dat is keeping me d cold is too much! Js hope i dnt embalm my self b4 i die..

Arsenate: Hope no one actually stopped using their con-dom?

My goodness! This ppls jst made had unprotected intimacy! Cos of d ova hapines wen i got d news yesterday!

Traditional herbs ar realy d best, i believe dat d english medicine are made 4rm it!

cyril83: Dangote is very far from the richest man in nigeria, he's not even among 100....

leave dat fool make e d show himself

Hw will ppl arround u feel wen der knw dat u ar flyn wit dis kind of aircraft?

This love thing died the days of my parents! Babes ar nw after the money and material things. Jst follow the money and d babes will kum ur way!

Q. Nepa don kum?
A. Nepa don kum nor..
Q. Nite don cover?
A. Nite don cover nor..

Survival of d fittest!

Will d world realy end on friday?

I'm just comming back from a journey and i'm eating rite now!

Why ar u still awake?

Why ar u guys still awake?

Mystirious

What a sad news! Since government now negotiate with terrorist! Wat do u xpect from d unemployed youths. God help Nigeria!

MTN Should jst stop this scam! How comes sombody dat has a blocked sim receive calls? Cook n bull story season 1

I think it's because it does not have high speed and it does nt consume much fuel!
So in that case it is recomended 4 learners

onila: ipad
iphone5

i like electronic gifts

and a very expensive perfume

It's nt only xpensiv pefume! U get body odour?