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Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP21_l-23Pg


https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtUAkKksaTL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Dss playing according to the script as usual....
Just keep fooling as much people as u can.

internationalman:
Only Man City are the true English representative there. The rest are just there to complete the slot and mark register.

Arsenal should pray 10 - 2 don't befall them again..

As for Man utd, as long as there are Spanish teams in the competition they are going no where far in the competition.

Newcastle, I see them doing great things and going farther than Man United and Arsenal since they have nothing to lose, hence less anxiety...

Imagine the Anxiety that would befall Arsenal when they here Bayern Munich.

Chelsea and liverpool fans.... i feel your pains

Islie:
https://punchng.com/breaking-ui-unn-unilag-shine-in-global-varsity-ranking/?amp

Great ennites ...

Unn no be ur mate anywhere, anytime....

nairalandkachy1:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/05/ekweremadu-im-scared-cant-return-to-nigeria-victim-begs-for-stay-in-uk/

Y is everyone condeming the kid and no one talking about the illegal means they went about obtaining the kidney.

alwayshapi22:
Wedding can be a very exciting time for Young people coming together in marriage, but as we all have severally seen, some couples are both happy and some one more excited than the other, a way of showing excitement is through dancing, what do you think? Who should be More excited?
A. GROOM
B. BRIDE
C. BOTH
D. NONE
Here is a video where the groom flaws the bride with his dancing moves

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nWTTTmtQx4w?

The bride ofcos....
Just reaping what she didn't sow..

Obifraud2:
You saw Mordi Chukwuemeka Samuel as the drug criminal, yet you posted Tinubu's picture. It is either you are plain stupid or a stark illiterate finding it difficult to read the report. You igbos keep making yourselves laughing stock day in day out, yet expect people to take you serious. Except you are trying to tell us Mordi Chukwuemeka Samuel is Tinubu's slave running errands for his master.

No ones needs ur pity, cos u need to take urself serious first...
All i know is that all drug consignments in ths country comes and goes through Jagaban ur principal...

IyaebeTheGreat:
Big men don't complain. But you see these kurukere boys ehn, their wahala is too much . This is not me supporting what she did but there's too much complains over irrelevant things

U just supported her hungry nature cos u all are birds of a feather...
Don't try to make it look like u ain't.

SwissMass:
Where is the disgrace, you stereotyped him because he is Yoruba, Igbo NEC suspended him, 4 yorubas and northerner, he is giving a fight before he goes down just because you hate him because he is Yoruba

He is giving a fight b4 going down by withdrawing the petitions made by his beloved party...

I can smell the stench hypocrisy in u....

Throwback:
Imagine it was Tinubu that was detained in London?

Imagine it was Tinubu whose convoy as Governor was carrying N250m cash?

Imagine it was Tinubu whose call to a religious cleric declaring the election as religious warfare was revealed?

What baffles me is the fact that a known failure and olodo, who did not care about the killings by SARS unit at Awkuzu, is being touted as the hope of a national.

A mere political prostitute and ticket hunter.

Now you know you are just a hypocrite who cannot accept electoral loss.

No, u should have rather asked ur self y the other guy was detailed in the uk...

Honestly , u are actually the biggest hypocrite here...

Cos u consume fake news like u live one it..

Jack500:
Not true!

SS is fine, someone like Akpabio is okay.

But not SE, SE is a no no

God punish ur father..
What are u people afraid of

yarimo:
Senate president and deputy, speaker house of representatives and deputy are too big for south east for now.

Edumare punish ur generation...
U are such a slowpoke

onthehill:
Nigerians Are Large-Hearted People, They Will Forgive President Buhari - Garba Shehu



https://igberetvnews.com/1443573/nigerians-large-hearted-people-will-forgive-president-buhari-garba-shehu/

This guyz are just using us to catch cruze ....
They ll do something bad and ask u to do u ur worse...

chibestjerry:
60% of people will fail this!
Which of the Glass has more water?
A?
B?
C?
D?

B

Righteousness2:
Hmmmm, lots of crazy things going on in the world,
Nuclear threats here and there,
Unusual large Earthquakes all over the places,
Imminent WW3, Israel on the brink of War,
Absurd wokeness,
Impending Financial world economic crisis,
On going pestilences.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the HOLY BIBLE endtimes prophecies is playing live before us .

Listen!!
THE CHURCH IS ABOUT TO ASCEND INTO HEAVEN VIA THE RAPTURE AND THIS WORLD IS ABOUT TO DESCEND INTO CHAOTIC HELL VIA THE TRIBULATION!!!!!

Get ready for Eternity! Live in the Conciousness of eternity.
The coming of JESUS Christ is upon us.
Take your relationship with JESUS CHRIST very serious.

Zuwo

Nuclear power plant is mostly for electricity generation and not that rubbish in ur mind...

Ozuor..

rtdCivilservant:
For anyone to be declared winner it is not mandatory that the candidate must score 25% of the votes cast in Abuja(FCT) provided the candidate is able to ganer 25% of the total of 37 entities.

When LGA's under a state are counted , y is the capital also counted... ??

Just a simple qn

Justicemy8:
in our imo state its the man that pays for everything and it is mandatory u do so

That's very wrong...
U do this mostly when an outside is coming for the intro..
U don't do that when its the other way round ...

GistFullGround:
When a family member decides to sell your property because you are based abroad

I feel ur pains...

nlfpmod:
https://twitter.com/Perrymainee/status/1646261813653241859?t=Vdi51fRPo3Aj5_l19Ki08Q&s=09



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-65248558.amp

Drugz

LivingSage:
God bless them.


You can't be trained in Nigeria almost free of charge (because u paid chicken fee as tuition fee compared to Europe) without paying back to the Country, but using that knowledge to benefit European countries.

Stop sounding dumb... Fist question u should ask urself is, y are uk docs not leaving their country for naija.

Kobojunkie:
1. Marriage no be by force abeg!

Off all things to say , this is only what uve got in ur thick dumb skull..

noble2faith:
As for me,
Father ₦60k
Mother ₦40k

What of you?

U even try for ur mum..
Baba me na..



Mum. 21k
Dad 79k.

E get y..
Him go las las spend everything on her.

domack99:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/cbn-bars-agents-from-using-pos-terminals-for-transactions/

How will they know or keep tracks ??

Bloomsbury:
in what order did you learn your languages?

1. python
2. R
3. haskell
4. C
5. rust
6. scheme
7. {java,type}script
8. clojure
9. scala
10. java
11. idris
12. go

Only did C ...print f

justFEARLESS:
Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

This story isn't complete yet without u telling us how the noisy sex make u feel.

VeryWickedMan:
All Afonja visa applications to Turkey this period should be rejected ASAP

Asap..

I agree with u

Afamed:
At least, seun Father is known. Who is P- Square father?

Even in Anambra his father is not known

I swear , u can never sound dumber than this

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I will not deceive myself like my fellow Christians rooting for Peter Obi because every sane Christian knows he can never win. Those rejoicing over this naira redesign policy are doing so because they expect a protest vote against the ruling party which in their delusion will favor Obi . The naira redesign policy is a senseless one meant to scuttle the peace atmosphere we have in the country. We patriotic Nigerian Christians reject the wicked policy. And to those dumb Obidients rejoicing over this, "Heaven wan fall no be on top one man head". Peter Obi's chances at the polls is just like the chances of a gambler who played correct scores. It will surely end in pains. We Nigerians Christians reject the candidacy of Peter Obi.

'Dumb' clout chaser.
You have never sounded dumber and will never sound dumber than this.

iCauseTrouble:
I am not a fan on Tinubu but I will never mock him based on his health

If the health conditions were the other way, APC would have done worse.. Besides, this is just a political campaign strategy. just a way of given voters reasons not to vote APC.

phoebelove:
_ Maths teacher teaching during break time after double period
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When be say na only 1.05 odd game destroy ur bet ticket.