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Romance / Re: Sweetest Thing Someone Has Ever Told You by chiemmaxy2(m): 2:26pm On Aug 26, 2015
lilspiceyy:
Yes. grin
then u must have a hand of a philanthropist big sister.. anyway beautiful pic,beautiful gal and beautiful heart
Romance / Re: Sweetest Thing Someone Has Ever Told You by chiemmaxy2(m): 10:42am On Aug 26, 2015
lilspiceyy:
Thank you big sis God bless u kiss. It got me emotional smiley

Seriously!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Ladies How Many Times Do You Get Wooed Per Day by chiemmaxy2(m): 10:08am On Aug 26, 2015
i dont believe in wooing gals on d street
Webmasters / Re: Nairalander Shows Off His Dollars He Earn From His Google Adsense by chiemmaxy2(m): 7:05pm On Aug 25, 2015
Nairalander01:

Exactly My thought

Help me clear dis confusion,so if i have a hosted blog i wouldnt make money till i have an adsence on ma blog
Celebrities / Re: Pre-marital Sex Is A Dirty Thing – Toke Makinwa by chiemmaxy2(m): 5:55pm On Aug 23, 2015
ok, very ryt woman, do u caught ur man again,is dis d way of expressing ur jealously
Celebrities / Re: Pre-marital Sex Is A Dirty Thing – Toke Makinwa by chiemmaxy2(m): 5:52pm On Aug 23, 2015
Nnemuka:
dont worry about the last day, lets discuss now and the cold.
Babygal leave dy guy nw.must u tempt him
Celebrities / Re: Pre-marital Sex Is A Dirty Thing – Toke Makinwa by chiemmaxy2(m): 5:52pm On Aug 23, 2015
Nnemuka:
dont worry about the last day, lets discuss now and the cold.
Babygal leave dy guy nw.must u tempt him

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Programming / What Do Programmers Do In Airports?? by chiemmaxy2(m): 8:44am On Aug 22, 2015
what exactly is d work of a programmer in an airport.
Romance / Re: Funny And Silly Ways Men Ask For Sexchat by chiemmaxy2(m): 5:37pm On Aug 21, 2015
nice post u got up dere, how do knw if a gal want sexchat..
Romance / Re: Funny And Silly Ways Men Ask For Sexchat by chiemmaxy2(m): 5:21pm On Aug 21, 2015
EroticAngelina:
I'm sure every Girl who's a fan of Facebook, badoo, mingle2, 2go, whstsapp, twitter etc has experienced this: Men asking you for sexchat, which some ladies shamefully agree to undecided and some ladies even begging men too.

Once a guy adds a lady on 2go or Facebook etc, the way he starts the conversation tells you what his true intentions are, whether to sexchat with you or become friends with you. Some men ask directly, eg " can we sexchat" or " do you wanna sexchat"... while most of them ask you in corny and funny ways..

- "Are you alone?" this is lyk the most popular one! when ever a guy asks you that, just know he wants to sexchat with you.

- "what are u wearing" Lol lyk seriously? what does my clothes have to do with anything

- "wat do u lyk doing to enjoy urself?" I know this question looks innocent, buh some dirty guys use it undecided

- "What's the color of ur pant?" mtcheeeewwww

- " Wat is ur bra size"

- COMPLIMENTS! when a guy over compliments u, jz know that something else is on his mind. when his compliments start getting dirty, smthn else z on his mind.

- "Are u wearing pant?"

add more to the list grin

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove
Romance / Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 11:23am On Aug 20, 2015
EroticAngelina:


I hope u know its rude to ask ppl silly questions lyk that u asked me a question, I answered, I asked u, n u refuse u answer... rather u are asking me another question.
Dont blame me!!!
Dat name Erotic angel
But sha, it too early for u to insult guys,if u continue lyke dis before u reach 22 , u will start killing guys..
Romance / Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 11:18am On Aug 20, 2015
ladyF:
Hmmmm big English is a turn-off for some tho. Imagine that Edo grammarian Patrick Obia.... coming to chyke u, u no go run?

Ok i mean romantic big vocabularies,trust me, most 9ja babes fall for it
Romance / Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 11:10am On Aug 20, 2015
EroticAngelina:

18. why do u ask
how many guys have u dated?
Romance / Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 11:08am On Aug 20, 2015
donholy28:
Op oya drop ur address...make we use ur sisters for trials
Maidguri village in maidguri state
Romance / Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 11:07am On Aug 20, 2015
donholy28:
Op oya drop ur address...make we use ur sisters for trials

lolz ,maidguri
Romance / Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 11:05am On Aug 20, 2015
EroticAngelina:
When I see all these silly topics on how to toast a 9ja gal, I laugh.


When u guys go and make a fool of yaselfs, let me know.
Sorry babe
But how many years are u?
Romance / Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 10:31am On Aug 20, 2015
6.Emotional: i knw dat is also crazy,behave completely as an emotional freak..try showing ha overated love and try appreciating every of ha single actions just try to be conscious of every action.always look deep into ha eye
7.Jealously: show ha u are very jealous..but pls don try and over do it..u should learn how to balance it.

More are coming as d thread progress

crazy things are most importantly happening things ,if u doubt it ask albert elistein- chiemmaxy2
Romance / Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 10:14am On Aug 20, 2015
ok..9ja gals thinks that dey are unique and special...though through years of studying womanlogy.. As a serious students that i have been..i come to develop a very crucial psychology of trapping most 9ja gals even many of dem dat think d went to pure water school...it works like magic though funny. Here are ma psychologically great ideas.
1. Being shy: most guys seeing this will absoultely disgaree with me, but Bro if u want to catch a 9ja gal in ur web ,give ha a strong eye contact when she near pretend u are too shy,,trust me,u would love d results..thank me later
2.Speak big english: any good womanizer will tell u..dat most 9ja women are decieved by big vocabulary.even though some knw d meaning..dats just nature,, women are most captured by what d hear..try in most ways to convince her using blah blah vocabulary dat most at times send a confusing signal to ha head and den u can strike...
3. Stare at her most attimes as a complete lost goat attimes .she will think bro dat u cant help urself.. But me and u knw dats is a very big lie
4.Touch her: no time is late or too early to start touching a gal,but be careful
5..just start talking naught and make ha see as a bad guy and sexually active guy
everyone do knw dat gals loves bad guys
All dis might be crazy,but try it,and thank me later
Yea dis are just few of ma great psychology ,more are coming as d thread progress,,
Remember dis work on every 9ja gals
Tested and trusted,,

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Programming / Re: Check Out My Website And Review It by chiemmaxy2(m): 8:43am On Aug 20, 2015
bro if u build dat stuff from d scratch. Thumbs up...love d css designs,but there is still room for improvement..
Computers / Computer For Banks by chiemmaxy2(m): 4:57pm On Aug 14, 2015
which computers both laptops and desktops are good to be used in d banks....
please i need reasons why including the sytem specification and configuration...tanks
Webmasters / Re: Blog Or Website by chiemmaxy2(m): 7:39pm On Aug 11, 2015
emmalexdboy:
Let me clear your confusion:
The difference between a blog and a website is basically the way the contents are structured.

A website is a static web page that its contents are not changed frequently. Most big brands go for websites because they don't intend to change it contents frequently.

Ever seen the home page of a bulk sms site?

Do you notice the content don't change for a very long time. That an example of a website.

That's why you always see the same thing, every time you visit their site.

To build a website, you must have the knowledge of web designing (like me) and may be a little of web development.

Web designing simply covers how your website looks and web development covers how your website works.

You get it?

A blog, on the other hand, is a website that runs in another form in which the contents can be changed frequently.

The contents are known as blog posts which are arranged in chronological order i.e the older posts are shown below while the most recent post are shown above the home page.

People that run blogs are known as bloggers.

If you intend to start a site that you don't want to change for a long time, you can go for a website. You will have to pay for the services of a website designer to this.

But if you intend start a site that you will updating frequently, go for a blog. Specifically a wordpress blog.

Besides, you can run a blog in form a website and it's prefarable for an online business, cost effective and suitable for beginners.

You can use my FREE tutorial on how you can set up your self hosted wordpress blog here: http:www.onlinebloggingincome.com

Hope this helps!


Thank u very much
Webmasters / Blog Or Website by chiemmaxy2(m): 1:45pm On Aug 11, 2015
Can some one tell d differences between blog and website, because its very confusing...and another question should i start my website from scarth or use wordpress??... I need clear answers pls...thank u
Programming / Re: Guys, I Leant Java But I Don't Know How To & Where To Use It by chiemmaxy2(m): 4:08pm On Jul 29, 2015
wharley01:
Nairaland programmers, i can say am pretty good at web developement and designing, am very comfortable with PHP and JS(javascript). But being a high aimer, i want to proceed to software development, i spent day and night learning java, compiling and running my script with command prompt, but my main problem is where will i use my java knowledge and how will i use it, thanks in advance as you answer my question.
Dont u have an ide like code block or ecilpse or even Netbean.... i think u shuld download any of dis.learn how to use it..and bring out a unique graphical user interface for ur software.. Dats alll..
Except u want me to give u problems u migh
Wanna try and for dere u can create something unique
Programming / Who Can Help Me With This PC Problem by chiemmaxy2(m): 2:01pm On Jun 30, 2015
just woke up in the morning . turn on my system and ouch all i could see is green light. after the system booted. everthing is working fine and correctly .its just that green light of a thing. instead of displaying black color it display green. do anyone have a solution to this problem am i under virus attack or ..................... just dont know might it be a software or hardware problem. i know somebody here can offer me help.pls help me
Programming / Re: I Just Spent Entire Night Coding!! And I Discovered That..... by chiemmaxy2(m): 7:39pm On Jun 07, 2015
ibietela2:

Programming or Web design?
Programming Web design is not ma nichie I have learnt html,css and javascript And even design small website pages online for my uncle who is a web designer I think programming is for me And am getting cool with c++
Programming / Re: I Just Spent Entire Night Coding!! And I Discovered That..... by chiemmaxy2(m): 6:32pm On Jun 07, 2015
basbone:

#go to Google, and type in 'C++ 2015 pdf', ull see a pdf version of an excellent C++ tutorial by one Richard of Southern Adventist University, download it or save into ur computer.
#when u are through, google for 'thinking in C++: 2nd Edition pdf' by Bruce Eckel.
#You can also google for 'Effective C++' by Scott Meyer. Excellent book
#You can browse the MIT Opencourseware for excellent courses in C++; www.ocw.mit.edu
#Last but not list, if you feel that youre versed in C++, google for 'C++ practical exercises pdf' for downloadable exercises in C++ or go to the Project Euler (if u think u need some hard nuts to crack)


Welcome to the world of C++! Enjoy!!
Thanks I have downloaded d first pdf
Thanks for ur help
Programming / Re: I Just Spent Entire Night Coding!! And I Discovered That..... by chiemmaxy2(m): 1:43pm On Jun 07, 2015
basbone:

my candid advice is this:
take C++ and learn it thoroughly 4 a yr. C++ is hard but once uve really understood things like programming logics, pointers, templates, generics and O-O techniques, u will be a better programmer, and itll take u 2 months 2 learn java and C#......and dynamic languages like python or php will take u 2 wks to master.
And thank me later.
Thanks I think I will go with ur advice has already start practising and working on it.
I plead for u to drop ur contact so dat I can contact u if I encounter any problem

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