Chia!! this one got me 'it is illegal to be legal in an illegal society' infact am going to use it as my signature

APC Oya over to una answer asap

So fat girls should cry or kill them self.. fat girls abeg dont mind her one mans food is another mans poison Infact I prefer flesh to bone..

Phyno; Nwoke bu kwa Ezege

egwekwe:


Because I think differently from you makes me a fake Igbo man?.

No problem. Won't bother replying you and your type again.

gba-rie ya na asusu igbo ka anyi mara na i bu ezi nwa-afo

FowlYansh:
.I does not even knows why I voted for this old brain dead burukutu sipping burantashi pampers wearing kunu drunk dullard!

I regret voting APC. I officially tender my resignation to GEJ

Haba Fowlyansh easy oo

Am not surprised

What do we call this; love for facebook, if na Nairaland I will call it quest for front page

its true

If person tell am say na teenager go fuckam up he no go gree

Baba God oo, please dont delay me like bubu delayed Nigerians pls sign my budget..

In Obie Trice voice *crazy *

dsmooth1:
N xoooooo,,,,dos dat reduce d price of gari,rice n beans for market,, even kulikuli don cost :DN

not to mention akara

Teacher: who is Adamu?





Student :Adamu is a mumu

why is this pornstars news hitting front page everyday ..

Keneking:
You be like

and am like

Michellla:
boy,if you see my bathroom you'll lick the floor.

Na big lie joor! ..convince me with pictures

the only thing I like about this yemi babe is that...






























...She covers her body well.

Qualer:


like me!!

PH gyal! what's popping!!?!

picture of your dentition or .... you know the rest

RIP..
but this write up... no comment

Everybody has HIV its just that some are positive while some are negative, whichever way you see yourself just know that its not the end of the world..

offside

goal bale

No comment, patiently waiting for 7:45 **walks in at the viewing centre looks around,notice some group of boys betting on the match,adjust sit on the front row, drops hanky on the chair for space booking, usain bolts off to buy gala and la casera **

she's cute and young but why is olamide signing only from his tribe

Name checkers association of Nigeria

RIP Freeman.. your now free in the bosom of God
Adieu..

mooremoney:
What is IMT?

International Monetary/Mooremoney Transfer

bikefab:
Hehehehe...that number. 5 got me cracking. 042 for life.

I refuse to scroll back and check number 5 am too lazy for that .. lol

pinpinkay:
shey u see teebillz and tiwa, see mama dat cud be us

No its now shey u see teebillz and tiwa, see mama day couldn't be us

Join Nigerian Army now at your own peril, they won't give you firearm and they still want you to go and fight.. SMH for this nation