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valdes00:
I went to the police station to certify my document. On arrival, I met one of the policemen reading the bible, specifically Genesis, I was so impressed so I asked him, “Officer, who killed Abel, Adam’s son?” He raised his head, looked at my face with dismay and said, “I don’t know, ask Sgt Asare, he is in charge of murder cases.”¤¤¤¤¤
HAVE A BLESSED WEEk AHEAD

Nice one bro: on a financial part, start collecting your jokes together; you can publish them in many places online; you can still publish them as hard copies to sell. Cheers.

Feranchek:
Ndo nwa'm

Ronaldo may never win the world cup or Euros, buh he'll never quit prematurely.

That's a matured and COMPLETE footballer

God bless ORORO! !!!

Madridsta, are you from Delta?

hucienda:
Thread Title says Niger Delta Avengers.

Reading through topic says MEND.

Why do some journalists like causing confusion?

Lack of training: always ask a so-called or a pretending journalist: "What professional body of journalism in Nigeria do you belong to? Can I see your I.D Card please?" You will find out if he is real or fake hiding on the internet.

naptu2:
[size=14pt]Cool – Nigeria Info OAPs “Femi and the Gang” have Public Fallout over Unpaid Salaries, Land Rover & More[/size]

16.06.2016⁠ at 6:51 pm By BellaNaija.com

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“Femi and the Gang” is one of the more popular Nigerian Sports Shows airing on Cool FM, Wazobia and Nigeria Info Networks and it was quite the surprise when the head of the gang Femi Obong-Daniels, tweeted the”sack”of 3 members of the team – Deji, Okon and Fiona.

Hours after he posted his tweets, Deji Faremi and Kelechi Nkoro (another ex-member of the team) opened up on twitter on what went down.

We’ll start with Femi’s tweets:

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Kelechi Nkoro then came on twitter to address issues raised my Femi Obong-Daniels…

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Deji Faremi, also came to corroborate Kelechi’s story

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Photo Credit: Twitter/ Deji Faremi/ Femi Obong-Daniels/Kelechi Nkoro

https://www.bellanaija.com/2016/06/cool-nigeria-info-oaps-femi-and-the-gang-have-public-fallout-over-unpaid-salaries-land-rover-more/

The difference bw a gang and an organisation: Brila Fm 88.9 remains with Murphy NWANNE DI NA'MBA, Overdose, Elegbete, Sexy Joe, Sean d rodio most wanted, Swor, Oge, Sport spartacus, Hakeem.... Make I continue?

KAYNINI:
so sad that the corruption campaign is a sad scam

Remember that Nigerians ar fantastically corrupt. How ar we sure that d long stay in England is not for Her Royal 2 help manufacture d said certificate since they hv always bn allies.

datswasup:
me too. @destined2win. Remember that it was under my thread that this prophecy took place o. I am writing it down too.

I queue in: I will be the thinktank: the master strategist in that administration that the country(if naija has not broken into:Niger-Delta Republic, Republic of Biafra, Arewa Republic, Confluence Republic+ Oduduwa Republic) will shake at the mention of my name: but if you go the way of Rehoboam, I will be the one picking the next president

modelmike7:
Congrats. But you just lost a great customer young man!............. These are the exact opposite character / attitude of the Genevieve I know, and I am talking from a close meet up, first hand with her. I don't know if you have met her one on one also tho. To each his own.

ModelMike, please hook me up with Genevieve strictly for business: I have a cinema movie script that I want her to look at and shoot. Thanks. This is my number 08032606847.

EVILFOREST:
Please, don't join the prostitutes we have out there. They are already many.

Follow TONTO DIKE, she's on the right path

Please, do you have Tonto Dike's phone number? I have a movie script I wrote specially to suit her. Thank you. 08032606847

Amelian:
If the wives of the powerful men dont show off, the men will claim to young ladies they are either single or divorced.. Hence they will marry secretly another lady or more ladies elsewhere, without the wife knowing.. We knw what u men , can do on the seat of power and wealth thats y the wives show themselves... Way of saying, ladies back off..

But a powerful woman wont marry another man just for the wimps of it.

Hmm, babe u try.

kachikwudavid:
The Star actress shared this photos on her Instagram handle, celebrating her birthday that was organized by her hubby. The birthday came as a surprise to her, as she tendered this lovely message to her husband. Read below + see more photos of the event as shared by the star actress..


't thank you enough for being a friend,father,Lover and a shoulder to lean on..
My Awesome Partner you make/Made me proud,Thanks for taking out time outta your busy Life to show me Kindness and Love..
Thank you so much for being such a Great impact on my life and for CELEBRATING Me..
You are my WonderMan,My HeartBeat and Strength,God bless you richly for your Love
I LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY
#THANKS FOR MY SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY
#I LOVED IT"


https://www.instagram.com/p/BGgMZdar4ay/?hl=en

Please Nairalanders does anybody have the phone number Tonto Dike or Mercy Johnson? I have a movie script that is well suited for any of the two. The title of the movie is ONE IN A MILLION. It is a cinema movie that would make millions of African women to improve their qualities as married women. Please somebody should help me reach them and get their respective contacts. You can reach me through this number 08032606847 or inbox me on my facebook account FELIX CHIKA-SUNDAY.

iflywithbuhari:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/06/11/before-they-mislead-president-buhari/

My brother, well spoken. One the greatest words you used about this country's TODAY and FUTURE is UNCERTAINTY: Nigeria is actually hanging on UNCERTAINTY(a negative one indeed). Look at the present day situation, I don't know if you will agree: (1)Buhari apparantly had integrity(he does not have an O'level Certificate making all the salaries he has collect since the day he joined the army a fraud), and for this apparant integrity he was voted in; (2) integrity, like miracle, gives a loaf of bread to eat, but WISDOM gives a bakery, plenty bread to sell, plenty bread to eat and left-overs; but wisdom is made up of old+refreshed knowledge about seen and unforseen issues, 3-dimensional(critical) thinking 1st for God's satisfaction, 2nd for your opposition's satisfaction & 3rdly(yours must be the last) for your own satisfaction; the president lacks this quality(WISDOM) therefore he CAN NEVER BE ABLE to IDENTIFY people who have it; hence whnever a leader lacks this but has only integrity, he must FAIL(If the head of a house lacks it, his wife & children will never be subjected to him; (4) the president is rather close to death than close to creative idea generation to solve modern day monster-complex problems, he should resign (having achieved his ulterior motive of becoming a former military and also democratic president like Obasanjo); (5)Osibanjo should then muster the courage to read the report of the last national comference, then later hold meetings with all the federal & state legislators plus the traditional rulers at the National stadium in Abuja asking them what they want for the PRESENT/FUTURE, and then do the same thing with all the youths of this country at the same place, and after that divide Nigeria into 5 countries: SOUTH-EAST(Biafra Republic), SOUTH-SOUTH(Republic of Niger-Delta), SOUTH-WEST(Oduduwa Republic), NORTH(Arewa Republic) and lastly, MIDDLE-BELT(Confluence Republic) because this country as we all know was a selfish cook-up by Britain from day one. That is my take. Thank you all for your expected responses. If you need creative write-up like movie scripts, prose, poem, song, article, business plan, proposal any day, pls contact me 08032606847

emmykk:
sport people with all their exercise...dieing of heart attack while politicians who dont even exercise and eating our money living like methsalah.

My dear, that is one of THE PRINCIPLES OF GOD'S OPERATIONS He taught me while devouring the scriptures: He give the wicked a long time to repent because if die like that He can never get them back to His side whereas the devil rejoicer over his gain. Have u ever seen a witch dying young? Never! Just check your village again or ther nearest village to comfirm.

codedguy1:
As Bola Tinubu succinctly put it in 2003 or thereabout, he said "Buhari is a destabilizing entity" this was said when Buhari was seeking to be president at the time.

Yet same Tinubu sold him like Eve's apple in the garden to the most pathetic and shallow-minded eclectrates in Nigeria-the Lagos based electrates. Everybody watch out for further episodes of this administration: did you ever heard of the people of Ai in the Bible? People should study what happened between them and Israel.

veekid:
JUNE BEEN KILLING CELEBS LIKE ITS MOSQUITO
Mohammed Ali
Henrietta Kosoko
Stephen Keshi
Amodu Shuaibu's

u 4got 2 mention d chief judge handling Saraki's + three other people's case Vs EFCC case. In a prayer last year December, d evangelist told gave us many prophecies for 2016: (1) this present economy will get worse; (2) new desease outbreak coming; (3) new militia group coming; (4) prominent people dying; (5) many marriages breaking up due to sex issues; (6) many evil men of men of exposed/removed. Wa o!

ireneony:
My boobs are better than hers

ar u sure? Oya open ur own make I see d colour and size

missNGLatest:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGT5xL1t8Pp/?taken-by=ujustella
http://www.nglatest.com/2016/06/you-are-not-fit-to-be-role-model-baby.html

Olosho V jigolo

londonrivals:
Nigeria Twitter users blast President Buhari media aide,Femi Adeshina after the Buhari begins his 10 day medical trip to London hospital.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/nigerians-call-femi-adeshina-liar-as.html

Lie mohammed+Femi Adesina^Buhari(Tinubu)*APC=?

360frolic:
Earlier today a story made the round alleging that Senate President Bukola Saraki had lost around N300m which was in his house in Kwara state.



Sahara Reporters who first broke the story have now been slammed by the Saraki’s twitter handle calling the story false.



Sahara Reporters on their part stand by the story and insist it is true.



You can see the back and forth by both twitter handles below.


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/bukola-saraki-and-sahara-reporters-go.html

So sahara reporters now know people's bedroom and where they keep their brooms and underwear. When will Oga Seun ban some people 4rm occupying space here?

Amelian:
Oga Bello, is indeed Oga... At least he took care of his children without complaining , woman what are u bringing to the table, if i marry you.
See how fresh and cool headed they all look... And nobody hear their voice outside, cause their dad is more than responsible.

Most men of these days are just so lazy and selfish... U never born, just to marry, u are asking the woman what are u bringing to the table... I wonder why God didnt bring me in the early generation where men are Men...marriage has lost its value these days, because the men are not willing to be the head anymore.
My late dad had 17of us and took care of all of single handedly until after we graduated from school, some of us went to Universitites, some polytechinics.. With such dad as my role model, u can imagine how perplexed i will look at a guy that will ask me what are u bringing to the table

For real?
Isnt your wife meant to support discreetly, must she be delegated a certain financial duty in the home?

Oga Bello, i duff my hat for you ooo
God almighty will continue to bless and empower you, amen.

Seriously? Is this how a graduate talks in 21st Century?

400billionman:
Jonathan is hiding in Cote d ivoire.
Sahara piggy reporters..

whoever believe's sahara reporters then believe that ur mother is a witch

Goddex:
So, what is the essence of this piece of trash from Sahara repoters?

Jonathan was in Otueke for two days, and is visiting Port Harcourt and few days after Abuja. So, what's the fuss? This sahara is really sinking low everyday

Wht else do u get 4rm wilderness? Sahara means wilderness and if u check d Bible very well wilderness is not a blessing.

dragon2000:
Again


With the heavy presence of 100 Gunboats, 4 Warships and Jet Bombers NDA blew up Chevron Oil Well RMP 23 and RMP 24 3:44am this Morning.


https://mobile.twitter.com/Niger Delta Avengers/status/737889442782969856

The greedy governors+state assembly members+federal legistors representing each should be pro-active enough to come to a round table to say, "Enough of Nigeria, let's divide into 5 countries: SOUTH-SOUTH, SOUTH-EAST, MIDDLE-BELT, NORTH & SOUTH-WEST and each country will creat their own constitution & build their own economy+polity the way they desire, that's all.

maxdozie:
Few Hours ago Annie Idibia Lashed at Pero (BabyMama to 2face) over not letting 2face see his kids, She actually called her a selfish woman. see what she said

annieidibia1Am all about child abuse for the last few weeks… And I realize that they are so many forms of it! Even as parent we do this without even knowing!!! Let’s love our children more than the situations!!! Shout out to all the separated parent /EX who don’t stress the other parent over seeing their own kid!!! God bless you.. Your reward is bigger and it is in heaven… #sayNo2Parentalalienation #saynotochildabuseforreal #loveyourkidsmore #whatGoneIsGone #letgo #livefree God bless u real big @s/o to @sunmbo great woman

Well I guess right now some of you are already feeling all sorry for her, but that’s not all.

Apparently Pero’s elder sister has given her a Sounding reply and it seems there is more to it than we can see, lets see what she said

[b] enibabyplus6 How dare you Annie! Enough! Your cup is running full. If you want me to finish you here or on any media your fake career will dome to an end

enibabyplus6Do you think we have deleted all your evil messages concerning those 3 kids Do you want the world to know the truth on how you keep him from seeing his kids. Girl…..don’t even go there with me! I am not hiding, I am Pero’s only sister! The older one. This is clap back season and i am so in on it. How dare you throw a subtle shade?!. You think her keeping quiet means she is stupid, you think she doesn’t know how to use social media to aim fame? Leaving her life in the US quietly is because she respects her children, loves them and does not throw them on social media to score cheap points and cheap likes. You think you can trespass that territory You just crossed the line. If you think you are superwoman, I got the krypton items for your ass! #dontevengothere, #youaretreadingonscorpionstail #liar!!!

enibabyplus6If you think you can start something just because he got away from your claws to throw a 10th birthday party for his daughter, you got something else coming your way. #liar #Igotyourtime #andforyourtrollstoo! [/b]


Now what Could Be Going On?

http://www.oneinfoplus.com.ng/2016/06/01/annie-idibia-shades-pero-not/


See the thread where Annie shaded Pero https://www.nairaland.com/3138452/annie-idibia-shades-pero-not

I think 2baba should call a SOVEREIGN NATIONAL, sorry no vex, A SOVEREIGN BABYMAMA CONFERENCE.