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Guy just take it easy! I understand what you are going through........

Na the guy disvirgin the girl ni?

She for leave the hips for house na. RUBISH!!!!

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You don't need to tell them

1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate Sex When I Visit You 
Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable

2. I Feel So bored 
When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo

3. I'm feeling heat 
It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward

4. She Says No To Everything 
She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs cheesy

5. She Stops Talking 
Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ?

6. She Says You Are Not Romantic 
When men were boys, a lady visited me and uttered that statement but I never understood what she meant until she stopped visiting. When you are both in the room and she tells it to straight to your face that you are not romantic, then she has indirectly signal to you to do the needful

7. Please Lock The Door 
In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cos she doesn't like the noise coming from outside

8. She Checks Her WristWatch At Intervals 
If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding by intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs

9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present 
Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off

10 She Rejects Your Permission 
Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo cool

Guys feel free to add yours cool

Eary:
Una Good morning o

please this is a very urgent situation that i just came across. I have been dating this pretty fine fair babe for a while now. We have never had sex, and i'm not the type of guy to pressurize someone into doing something that they are not ready for, but you know as human being temptation go dey come na. Body no be firewood
Anyway when we have a very intense make out, i get this alert that she is ready for me to touch her down there because of the way she's moaning , but when my hand go try go to her vagina. She screams and pull off . Fear come dey always catch me. To cut the whole story short, she was so Hot yesterday, she couldn't take it anymore, infact wetin i dey do am no gree let her take it anymore, she was so in the mood. i pulled down her panties and digged my face in, but to my surprise my eyes saw worst , it was so long and really dark . Her moaning was too much for me to pull away, i had to you know do , she was clean. yes very clean. So after everything, she notice my weirdness towards her and she felt insecure, i had to ask her what's up. she tried to open up to me and said it has been one of her very big insecurity that she can't deal with. That she noticed it when she was around 15. Even though she tried to tell her parents but she couldn't. Other females i have been with before her, their vagina were not like that. it so weird.

So please i just brought the issue here to know if any female has this problem and what you did. Any Doctor in the house as well. Please contribute. thank you

this is my suggestion OP. Mods abeg make una no ban me o.....

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corisande:
hahaha

These kids need though
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what of the one eating with dog

appini:
He's deceiving himself. Buhari is Boko haram!

use your brain

Ezenwammadu:
I have nothing to say other than yourba ronu

you should have kept mute.

I'm sure a sex starved guy got that goat pregnant.

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