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Sveen:
As harsh as it may seem, I think your cranium phrenology needs to be electromagnetically tortured, or fried if possible.

Among all the topics a person can think of, this is what your cretinous dunderhead can think of?

Oga its not by force to comment! Its ask I ask, if you don't know what to say, you keep your giraffe lips shut. Ode!

Vomits first...........
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Just had an argument with a friend which lead to this question.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
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Can you drink a ladies menstrual waste for 10million Naira.
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Vomits again.

koresma26:
A Nairaland Celeb

Celeb my Behind

koresma26:
introvert my crush

who is this INTROVERT? You guys are just over hyping that name

yollychika:
Let's hear it

Good! Let me have your control digits. Or flash mine, would return your call (08068345066)

yollychika:
Who else

let's do business

yollychika:
So wot U posted stuff soooooooo ooooold leave me alone

I hold you before ni
BTW
Is that you on your DP?

yollychika:
Did I mention u, mind ya bizness

yah! its my business, cos its my thread

CHANGE

yollychika:
OLD...... Soooooo OLD!!!!!

to you it is, but New to others. So better park well

This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I was sitting in my car on a very long fuel queue from the Mobil in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop. It was one of those days where no fuel at all. Suddenly na him I see one guy run past my car with jerry can in one hand shouting "won ti bere oooooo I quickly jumped out of my car opened my booth, got my jerry can and ran after him. He kept on running towards Maryland. When he got to the filling station he shouted again "won ti bere oooo" this in yoruba actually means "They have started oooooo." He ran past the filling station and headed towards Sheraton hotel. Those that know this area will understand the distance. I tried to run faster to catch up and ask Kini won bere? Meaning what have they started? But this boy ran faster. I looked back and I saw like 6 people had joined us everybody with jerry can in one hand. We continued past Sheraton and headed towards Ikeja bus stop. When we got to Ikeja bus stop he shouted again won ti bere oooooo. ....and continued running we all continued too asking each other wetin happen but nobody seemed to know as we chased after him. Finally we got to oshodi isale and he shouted again by this time we were like 30 people running after him all of us with jerry can in one hand. He shouted again won ti bere oooooo!!!!!! He continued running towards iyana Isolo and finally after getting to iyana Isolo he stopped and we were all gasping for breath both men and women some with pot bellies, I moved close to him and asked Kini won bere? (What have they started) He answered "Chelsea ati Arsenal ni, won ti bere match!" (They have started Chelsea Vs Arsenal Match) I fainted.

Juxtified:
Caption: WHEN YOU OVER-NEGOTIATE THE CHARTER FEE & THE BUS DEVELOPS A FAULT

thank you bro.

I love jollof rice

Some where in Edo State

ShakurM:
Deadly delicacy

According to you

Middlefinger1:
yummy.
Ah pvumga uhvnana siwzkwe that's what we call it, best taken with chilled palm wine.

tufiakwa

Cy4praise:
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To Let

Vomits!

Another wasted homosapien

All I see is charcoal

[quote author=Ajibo111 post=35823903][/quote]grow up

What do you expect from a village boy

No packs

That guy is a suspect

truthlegend:
how dare you ask me that??u no dey fear?

you be soldier

truthlegend:
niggar Don't try to bully my princess or else

oga which one be your own

OmaBliss:
Stale!

dem don do you b4 ni

Is he stingy or intelligent moreso is he calculative

I prefer ACE ROOT