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potolistic:
I'm a chelsea fc fan, but I couldn't help but laugh wen I saw doz pics..... ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS

your defenders

Hennyhorlah:
ehn ehn,ashawo plenty for ma town,we go arrange am within 5 mins

when Ashawo come, see say na sick person, he or she go gbe's

Hennyhorlah:
Ashawo finish 4 town?

10mins remember

markidoo:
r u in dz we country abi u dey foreign land? Ok u wan tell me say u neva hear of d trending word in OAU. Where 1 girl use cucumber dy masturbate d stuff cum break inside her vjay. Dats whr d word cucumbate was coined 4rm. Pay me 4 d informate.

hahahahahahahaha very funny story,
Oya manage dis 1k plus dis eMpTyheN recharge card. 2356 8449 1370 4568

markidoo:
Its 4 her to cucumbate herslf to orgasm chiekina.

which one be cucumbate again

witnezHD:
can never happen

who tell you

Your spouse is seriously ill, confirmed by the doctor that the only solution to her health is a quick orgasm or ejaculation within the next 10 mins or death! and you are not available, except for your best friend,

The question is would you allow your best friend have SEX with your spouse to save her life?
pls be sincere.....

N.B Just a question! No one prays for such........

DaGC:
Just had a hard laugh.

Na my prayer for my enemies be this o.

Listening to #EnemySolo

na so

shollynoob:
am looking for something now

looking for your mouth to Laff?

Prayer for your Enemies

missdebs:
hmm, this man again

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Abeg make una go romance section

smartgenius10:
_{So funny that i forgot to laugh}

wasn't expecting you to laugh.

Looks like he wants to release.......

PassingShot:
Evidence that miracles happen all the times BUT not the "arranged" type by the mega churches who scam their gullible flock.

yah like christ emba..............
Mouth closed

I eat when I'm hungry

And how has this affect the economy?

Remember those guys that used to do this to their shirts in high school??!! They are now studying web design in uni.

Naughty Brother, lol

Sharksblow:
laff wan restore my virginity

Sharksblow:
laff wan restore my virginity

so you don disvirgin?

dacuteguy:
Dat one no b burial pit

ok na 2 bedroom flat

I think she's learning to die

Funny comment by the teacher

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
. This kid is from IIN! !
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their
Minds
_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the
tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand......
_______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog'
is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you
copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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I've experienced all and still on it

This one is strong.......... RIP to the man in advance

Is he charging the phone or roasting the socket?

Is the player with the number 5 jersey tieing a wrapper?

Dis match is making me sleep

This match is so boring












I rather watch spongebob

Is that a football pitch or graze land for cattles?