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What a LIFE we LIVE
Have u taken Note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE....
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.

Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose wisely, this
means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword.

If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up.

Dey are alredy loosing hope

9jii:
Police will believe you

are you saying I should report to the Airport police?

RevDesmondJuju:
No voodoo was involved.

This is the oldest trick inb the book and I have fallen to this as well.

The mallam gave her money to count which wasn't complete let's say 100k which will be short on counting

Your sis after counting it returned it back to him. He counted it and saw it was short and immediately handed it back to her in order to produce the shortfall. It was at this time on handing back to her that he swiftly removed from the pile. Your sister did not count it thinking the money was correct. Sher only counted the shortfall that he then gave her.

Oldest scam.

pls! So what can we do, cos I can still remember the mallam

My sis got back from Europe yesterday, she decided to change some euro's to naira, unluckily for her, she was short paid by the mallam of 125k, but she confirmed the money was complete at the spot where she was paid. I believe the mallam might have used some kind of vodoo to get the money back.



Nairalander's pls advice us on what to do

Abeg let dem keep their records well incaseof any manipulation.


Chukwubuhari
Oluwabuhari
Oghenebuhari

The Independent National Electoral Commissions (INEC) in Emohua local government area has been set ablaze by unknown political thugs.
Vanguard gathered that the building located at Emohua, the council headquaters which houses the electoral body was Sunday morning engulf in fire.
The development may not be unconnected with the alleged irregularities opined by the All Progressives Congress, APC during Saturday’s election in the state.
As at press time, none of the election results has been announced.

Source;

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/breaking-news-inec-office-set-ablaze-in-rivers/

Dey threw away their vote cos its useless

Its seriously raining here at Mushin Lagos, what's the situation where you

Stories for the gods.

Oghenebuhari for 2morow

Must every Toto decay story make fp?

Only four sets of people
can vote and support Goodluck Jonathan 2015:

(1) those who are intellectually blind.
(2) those who are blinded by ethnicity.
(3) those who are blinded by corruption and therefore afraid
of the unknown, should power change hands.
(4) those who are suffering from a combination of all the
above terminal sicknesses

I can't see the man o!

Happy ke? Wey heat rashes don scatter my body

Tallesty1:
Nigeria Youths Endorse Jonathan.

https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy023.gif

excluding me,

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hustleranthem:
Were can I get Rose petals..

cosmetic shops

onyiiella:
which olive oil, is it the normal one we use in church ?

Lol, don't know of that, but you can get from cosmetic shops

To get pink lips fast naturally there is a need for clearing impurities from lips and keeping it moisturized. You can try for some natural remedies at your home like lemon, honey, olive oil, aloe-vera and sugar. Lips give a charming effect to the beauty of both men and women. Scrubbing, providing moisture and proper care is the key to make your lips rosy pink.





1. EXFOLIATE YOUR LIPS


Prepare a paste containing rose petals, honey and cucumber. After 10 minutes, add 1 teaspoon milk to the paste and apply to the lips. This scrub helps you to remove dirt and dead skin cells on the lips giving it a pinkish look. Second method is to take a toothbrush, add honey to the top and gently exfoliate it to the lips. This removes the dirt and impurities that make our lips to look dark and honey deeply moisturizes lips getting you soft and pinkish lips naturally at home. Apart from this, clean your lips daily at night using rose water. Take a cotton balls and dip it in rose water. Now gently rub it gently for removing the darkness from lips.


2. KEEP YOUR LIPS MOIST


Apply vitamin E moisturizing creams and unflavoured lip balms to keep lips moisturized. These moisturizers prevent our lips from becoming dark and chapped. Using such moisturizers will definitely make your lips pink in a few days.


3. MASSAGES


Massages help to increase the circulation of blood to lips. Increased blood flow creates and illusion and make lips appear more reddish. Ice-cubes can be used to massage your lips. Take one ice-cube and gently rub it to your lips. Following this procedure daily will help you to relax your lip muscles and keep it beautiful.



HOME REMEDIES FOR REDDISH LIPS


1. Massage your lips with aloe-vera gel for treating dry lips, removing dirt and lightening lips complexion. Antioxidants in aloe gel are very effective in lightening dark lips and making it pink. Take some aloe gel and gently massage it to lips for 15 minutes and then wash it off using warm water.


2. Since lemon is a natural cleanser, it cleans the dirt on lips, making it look rosy. Citric acid in lemon acts as a bleaching agent for skin. Take fresh lemon juice and rub it to your lips. This will help to clean your lips and vitamin C present in lemon lightens the lips making it pink. Orange juice and peels are also rich in vitamin C which is useful in lightening dark lips.


3.Milk cream is full of nutrients and moisture that make it one of the best remedy for lightening the complexion of lips. Take some milk cream and add rose petals to it. Now allow it to cool in refrigerator for 20 minutes. Remove it and gently massage it to the lips. Now let it rest on lips for 15 minutes and then wash it. Milk and rose petal mixture will make your lips pink in a few days.


4.Olive oil mixed with honey and lemon juices makes lips red and gives it a seducing effect. Olive oil is rich in vitamin E and moisture that make lips glowing and soft. Apply this oil to lips before sleeping and repeat it for some days. Soon you will notice that your lips are turning pink.


5. Cucumbers are rich in skin lightening properties and lots of water that help to make lips moist and pink. Take cucumber slice and keep it on lips daily for 15 minutes.

6. A mixture of beetroot and carrot paste can be applied to lips to give it an attractive shade.



TIPS FOR MAKING LIPS PINK


1. Smoking should be avoided. Smoking not only deteriorates health, but also makes lips dark.


2. Avoid drinking excess of tea and coffee. Caffeine is an important factor for dark lips.


3. Avoid direct contact of sun. Constant exposure of U.V rays results in dull lips. Lip balm with at least 15 SPF should be applied to lips in case you are out in the sun.


4. Avoid licking lips as this can make lips dry and chapped.


5. Eat skin nourishment food with minerals to make lips beautiful. Fruits and vegetables are a good source of vitamins and minerals that nourishes our skin.


6. Drinking 8 glasses of water every day will help to keep lip skin soft and prevent it from dying.

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MusaIbrahim1:
Enjoy... ThankGod Its Friday... Ain't like you.. Bye

fvck you

MusaIbrahim1:
How old are you? I pray God bless your own genetation

you are a fool! next time, keep your fingers off your key pad, if you don't have something reasonable to say. I'm sure you are one of those thugs.

MusaIbrahim1:
Probably a vigilante guy from the type of gun he is carrying... Op is just being silly... Making it look like he is carrying an assault rifle

your GENERATION is SILLY

oluwafemi113:
It can only be under this present administration.

Everything done change

Nigeria Police (now PDP Police)

Nigeria Defence Academic ( now PDP Defence Academic)

Nigeria labour congress (now PDP congress)

NFF ( now PDP NFF). ETC

Common 1 +1 that used to be 2 is now 11

This present administration no go kill us



The change start from me and you for better tomorrow


Vote wisely
Don't sale your vote
Vote GMB
Vote APC for better change

oga you dey vex o! Nice one sha, I belive you

Somewhere in Uyo

How light wan take dey?

I would wake up from my dreams

Someone m1ght want to use that breast for money r1tuals,

Conj1 na baskard

Next t1me ask the pol1ce, why he's not pay1ng