₦airaland Forum

adesodgi:
hey girl for your story,the girl made a mistake by dating a guy that kiss and tells.she should have known thekind of guy he is,before jumpin into bed with him..

hey adesoji!! u right tho!! but u know all guyz ain't d same tho!! d guy must have manipulated her or sum... i really don't know what happened under d sheets.as 4 d girl... she no play d game smart enoff!! 4 reall y'all...this is an example y'all juss 2 relate 2 what happened a guy tellin 2 girl "ohh girl...i love u soo much.i'll do anythin for you...." u know all doze seductive and twisted words...d guy sayz "u jump i jump" d girl asks "how far?" hahahahahah  how stooopid can that b??

why not itz possible 2 get married to a poor guy... by d way sum gurlz get married to a guy cos of hez gatt money, blings and all them shabang and stuffs... datz plain vanity if a gurl is after all thoze... what really matters is d luuuvvv babe!!..yepp. by d way tho.. dis soo called guy wasn't born or meant to b poor....juss soo u know things will alwayz change 4 d better...accordin 2 Osufiaz song "no condition is permanent in this world...no condition is permanent in this world" i 4got main lyrics.....

star:
you can redraw the nigerian map in another pattern and sell to nigerians.

heyyyy starrr which kind person u be make he redraw the nigerian map?? o girl!! that ain't fair mehn!!! 4 reall hahahahahahah i can't stop laffin!!  hummm watz your name d Geo major student... i'v gatt an idea.. do as star said.. and knock on her door at 2am to sell your maps.. if she no buy am!! juss holla at me!! and i'll take it from there!!... fair enoff ehh! 

what i know is... this is sooo true.. a woman can rape a man.. accordin 2 a stat(don't ask me what stat dat is) ... it sayz 5% of men who got raped reported the incidence...and what i hurd people was,  the remainin percentage of guyz refusin 2 report d incidence probably enjoyed what happened it or  did nat have the courage to report the incidence!! itz kinda weired and nasty tho.....

dat was funnyy snazzydawn....u alwayz gatt gud stuffs gurl.... lol them dey fear 2 die! lol.. God is with us mehn!!!

uhmmm wat can i say?? guyz guyzz guyzz!!... y'all wat i see is this!! accordin 2 my fellow sister alheri said all guyz ain't d same!! sister u'v gatt brains!! and thoze guyz who think abt gettin in a gurlz pants are simply retarded... 4 y'all young gurls out thurr.. all wat i'v gatt 2 say is: b wise and thinkkk b4 u do stuffs mehn!! when a guy getz wat he wants,... i think d guy has gatt power over d gurl it also gonn b in the guyz[i] sex list [/i] n' i think dat ain't gud....i'v gatta lil story tho...therez was guy bk in doze dayz...dis guy had sex wif this the other gurl..... haaa wetin happen d next day?? lol y'all should see drama!! dis guy completely humiliated dis gurl mehn.. tellin everyone he had sex with her.... imagine!! and i was like, be realll boi!! u crazie or sum.. all i'v gatt 2 say is we gurls should get d respect we need cos we deserve it.. we sldn't let sum guy make a joke outta us!

hahahahahaha Z4M4eva wat can i say u like wahalaaaa!!! eeeyyyaaa.... see as you dey give your self unnecessary stress!! heyy gurll!! take am e-z!!

Z4M4eva:
That's because you have got no sense of humour,chillin, or you either don't understand the language. it's in yoruba, incase you are igbo or edo, or calabar or something. Those that understand the language might find it funny and some might not, it depends.

Not everyone has got a good sense of humour, I didn't xpect "YOU" to laugh,your business, if you find it funny or not,and you didn't find it funny...so?those that mean because one person does not find it funny then others wouldn't either...?

yo yo yo!!!! what u trying to tell me?? who does natt hv a sense of humor??  all what i know is.your song makess no sense. that simple!!! ohh girl u wan start?? cos i'm ready juss soo u know!!! yoruba.. igbo.. hausa...calabar..punjab...persian.. or any language u wann bring on!! i understand every bit of it!! soo don't u think u know what u tyna say...bump that!! i ain't gatt no tyme 4 this tho!!

heyy Z4M4eva was dat supposed 2 b funny heyy gurl dat was d lamest thing i'v evaaa read!! 4 real tho.. i thik it makes no sense @all......

hahahahaha

snazzydawn:
Guy,you no try at alllll!!!!If your profile is something to go by,you woowoo with confidence.I say what's on my mind,I don't have time to edit.Maybe that's why your chikala cheated on you.I don't know why,sorry to say,but I don't feel any sympathy for guys when they are cheated on.You even had the nerve to follow them,chei,you are lucky you are alive.Why on earth did you have to act so stupid?If the case was the reverse,you would have said she was too possessive.Now it's your show,you are crying blue murder.Well,I empathise with you on the humiliation you must have felt(if your story is really true and not the figment of an overactive imagination)Anyways,my own advice to you is LEAVE HER ALONE!!!Funny story sha,nice script.

Geeeeeezzz snazzydawn!!!! u r soooo soooo sooooo funny ohh mehn!!! that was good tho!!! hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha ohh nooo i juss can't stop laffin!!! y'all know what the best part is? right here: "you woowoo with confidence" how funny can this get! hahahahahaha heyyy snazzydawn what can i say keep up the goood work gurl!!! and heyy dbanj201, what can i say?? you are soo screweeeed up!!!

ocho:
i'd say you are

ocho!!!! u think i am ehh! hahahahaaha no comment! lol

y'all know whatz really funny here the poster or what sld i call her should  be here right here u know what i mean!... givin response n' stuffs.. but shez not.. soooo whatz d usee!! i guess she doesn't give a flyin s*** about what u guyz are talkin about.. am i gettin this right ohh yess am !! soo guyzzz save your tyme for better postss

this is a funny stupid topic (but makes sense tho) ohh yeahh by d wayy!! hot-angel i give u thumbs up 4 that.. no s***.. aight bk to the topic. if your partner can't? uhmm i don't know wat to do about that... juss teach e'm i guess...y'all know we'v gatt differenet types of kisses or i'd say different wayzz sha!!! i don't really think i'd be goin into that rite now!!  one more thin!! guys seem to think they know it all when it comes to this buzznezz... i think they'v 4gotten we ladies h’v gatt skillss!!! juss representin!! as for me tho!! i'd make your head bangg!! no doubt about it 

QUEENZY:

ehhhhhhhhhhhh
i go comot my cloth waka naked,sing,dance,kneel,roll 4 night swear 4 am,the thing go surely catch am

ohh mehnn!! queenzy!!!! did i just read all what u'v just typed?? hahahahaha!!

hahahahaaaahahahaha wow bazed on what i'v read sooo farrr...my conclusion is this: i think this is an addiction trend goin on rite hurr hahahahah i jusss can't stop laffin!!! geeeezzz alheri i like that!!! screamin @ night ... mr moderator i guess we need a lil help in hurr.. i really don't think i'm addicted or am i? no im not  ... peace up!!

hez nat goin to try dat.. not with me tho... and if he does!!! thunder go strike!! slap him back?? nahh i'm tooo good for that...i won't even touch him.. all wat i'v gatt 2 do is give him the best punch everr.....i better not go any further, i'd stop rite hurr!!

hahahahaha natasha datz sum funny s*** u juss said!! sit on d floor and cryy?? hahahahahaha ohh mehn!!

what wld i do?? i'd simply! simplyy! simplyy!! take a chill pill!!

lol ohh mehn! seun u funny ooo.. whatz wooing me lol

wooooo CimonJorr that was some long ass essay if i'd call it!! by the way tho... it makes perfect sense! whoa!! datz wat i call using d "brain"....i guess i'v gatt nothin to add right now.. i surely will 2morrow

heyy allonym wat u tyna tell me?? u tyna say datz right?? ohhh pls!! juss soo u know dis ain't a matter of racist or no racist!!! itz a fact!! i repeat once again NO plain NO!! this perfectly makes absolutely no sense!!! at all!!!

Ohhh dbanj201!! is this 4real dis s*** actually happened?? ohhh c'mon ya'll letz be realistic!! wat xactly do u guyz think so called helen deserves lyfe(u know) or how many years of punishment....i wan ask u one quezz tho.. why u sef follow them enter white house?? lol hey dbanj201 my only and genuineeee advice 2 u is 2 simply!! 4get abt her. datz it! i'm out!

hey y'all! i got 2 do d test i had a 9 out of 10. I got the 9th question wrong still good tho! u guys should try it out tho!.. d quiz was a little stupid tho... who cares anyways I passed it!!

I simplyyy can't believe u guyz r talkin abt this~!!! homosexuals be allowed to raise kids?? c'mon here the answer is NO plain NO!!..whatz the world turning into geezz!

Ohh mehn!! i like dis! juss tot i add a lil sum...hey ladies.. y'all know.... guys dat:::

·stink
·talks bullshit!
·thinks hez soo smart
·who does natt use a deodorant (ohh b reall)
·smoke (u know how dat s*** stinks rite?)
·does nat hv altoids in his pocket (u know wat i mean)
·r lazzy
·who don't appreciate wat they'v gatt!
·who trys 2 define every stooopid word
·does nat believe in women
·does nat protect his woman(gatta step up 4 ur gurl..or else..u ain't a man)
·most of all... a guy wif no lyfe


heyy ladiess!! i'v gatt moreee! u know who 2 hollar @!! I’v gatt a documentary comin up juss on dis issue..peace!