₦airaland Forum

hahahaahahah lol lol lol lol atutupoyoyo!!!! mehn!! datz funny n' talkin abt nite of a thousand laffs ohhh mehnn!! dat is sureeelyy off d chain!! lol lol lol my cloth come dey smell smelll smell wetin__________y'all know d rest hahahaha

dis is sooo funny u'v not evevvvven kissed him!! gurl hold up!! i'm abt 2 call in my therapist in hurr lemme see wat shez gatt 2 say abt dis!!

Trex:
Nigerian girls ARE romantic. Probably not all of them. But I've met one. What she did? She looked at me and smiled. That was enough. And I became a different man. I've met her after 72 sleepless hours in the evening, but when I saw her - I was a new man again ready to concuer the world for her. I am from Europe, was many times in Nigeria, but never before - not in all the world - I saw the eyes and smile like this. We spent together 16 hours and I had to travell - pity. But 10 days passed and not me not she can do our job - we are thinking about each other. We call each other and sending e-mails and sms. I decided to spend X-mas vocation in Nigeria, she decided to move her study to my country.

I can tell you for sure, people - there is at least one beautifull and romantic girl in Nigeria. She is doing many things.
AND EVERY THING SHE IS DOING IS SO ROMANTIC !!!!! 

mehn!!! datz what i call a success story!! 4 real dawg!! u better treat her right or else!! i'm in d wheelsss!!

sin sin sin!! mehn!! your name kinda make me scurrred a lil bit uhh...my onlyyyy advice 2 u is 2 keep searchin ohhh i guess y'all know abt "star search" i guess u cld do a "gurl search" 4 real dawg!! dat might help!! lol

hahahah watz d point hurr??

c0dec:
yes the xbox360 looks impressive but just as chilling pointed out, has major problems. microsoft really rushed things. losers!

u rite c0dee! d thang is a piece of s*** microsoft did nat only rush thangs!! them no even think b4 them make dat thang!! no plan norrin!! ohh plsss i need 2 speak wif 'gates as soon as possible!

Hollllllliiiiii!!!!!! chai!!! hot-angel!!! sumone pass me d oxygen!! but dat was gud tho!!! yeahh dat was sincere!! n' now we gat only 2 sincere peeps in hurr only 2 oo uhmm!! hot-angel... (clap 4 your self 2) juss tot i balance d eqn

look @ dis!! y'all r typin pages upon pages... i like 2 dance. i like 2 sing!! plsss!!! b truthful!! i know y'all in hurr like eatin! who wan objecttt 2 dat one?? d only sincere person in hurr is goldnoc....(clap 4 your self)

hahahahahah i need 2 buy a credit card too ooooo!! i need uhmmm lemme seee! mayb 6-8 credit cards! which market sells e'm?? lol lol lol lol lol mehn!! when did they start sellin credit cards?? hahahahahaha i can't stop laffin!! lol lol lol lol lol lol haaa

OOOkkkayy!! My TOP 5 Nairalanders!! aight they are:
snazzy! - c'mon y'all this is my girl rite hurr! we sisters mehn!! so better recognizee
layi - alwayz trying to prove sum point..i'v gat a lil bit of my laffin remedy for you uhh
c0dec - mehn!! this guy is good!, soo funny no doubt! hez wayyy smart by d wayyy
goodguy - mehn what can i say about u?
CimonJorr - bro u gatt skills with thoz essayz...u know what i mean

juss tot i add a lil more!!
mamba - why alwayz attackin me!
whiteshark - 12 hrs strike?! why na
star - d job hooker
alheri - impossible 2 4get u
michelin89 - remember d G thang??
hot-angel - girl thozz uncountable  posts!!! ohhhh mehn!!
mr admin! - i'll surely get u! 4 deletin alllll my posts
ohh one more persinn...dbjan201 - mehn!! where'v u been? wuddup with helen!! u don settle thangs? if not! give me a shout out! aight!!

my list goes on n' on!!! 2 round up d whole list thanggg... i'd like 2 see everyone in hurr...only if we hav enoff space 2 accommodate us!! no pro about that...(i'v got that unda control) i'v gatt a massive dome(millennium) booked so we'll can juss chillout!!

a PSP!! ohh yeahh u talkin!! hope he know wat a PSP really is! before d boy use am take play ping pong!! u know what i mean!!

Whoaaaa!!! now i see whatz been goin on in hurr!!!! y'all trying to manipulate snazzy or sum?? 4 real tho!! watz this crap about D main judge (chillin) has onceddd made d final statement datt snazzy is for 2face...i don't know if y'all don't get it!! and as 4 d so called case by scorpio... given d order by d world supreme court.. i annul this case with immediate effect!!!...heyy snazz take your man and 4get about d whole shabang goin on hurr!!

n' as 4 nddy!! your own na diff issue!!

goodguy:
Wait a minute, snazzy says she doesnt want to accept the gift earlier, or rather, she hasn't accepted the gift. How come she knows what was inside the box and how come she said earlier that she has not loaded the MTN card (if she didnt accept it)

hold up!! heyy goodguy!! i think itz about tyme 4 you to change your name 2 badguy(mayb!)!! how come u rite turr twistin snazzyz words!! u trying to get her 2 talk uhh?? but guess what!! u nat gonn break her nooo... heyy snazz why don't u tell him!! i guess she did already!! soo goodguy u better recognizeee!! before i get u!!

whoaaa!!! mehn!! look at this y'all are reallly helpin!!! guyzz thanks 4 helpin out my fellow sistah!!
whiteshark!!! we'v gatta talk!!! u dey dig grave 4 who?? wetin we do?? we juss being a sistah's keeper.. helpin out snazzy mehn.. i guess we gatt God   !! n' mamba!! watz d deal mehn "as for snazz, chillin & hot-angel, for executing, supporting & suggesting the plan respectively, i must confess that guys should watch out for chicks like you....."? guyzzz don't listen 2 what this guy has gatt 2 say ooo...i myself, snazzy n' hot-angel r juss layin d thang straight!! we don't byte ohhh as u y'all know we can't sit rite hurr n' watch a lil boi messin around with snazzy!!! snazzy n' hot-angel i gatt your back!

hot-angel:
Advice 2: Will u fxcking knock this boy off already?? Take omorogun and kick him away.

thanxs hot-angel!!  did u juss say she sld use an omorogun 2 kick him away?? ohh thatz 2 nice!! heeyyyy use it 2 pound him.. pound him reall good!! datz fair enoff!! i'v gatt more adviceseses comin up!

allonym:
also, to my knowledge, there are no pcmcia tv tuners.

to your knowledge?? wat knowledge soo accordin 2 your knowledge!! u'v neva hurrd of pcmcia tv tuner?? wow! your knowledge must be a whole lotta knowledges!

ohhh my!!!! 4 real mr moderator or admin!!! i really don't get yor rulesss or lawsssss in here!! supp mehn!! u just deleted my post juss like that c'mon mehn!! i was there in a minute came back d next second.n' the damn thing is gone?? i know i wasn't swearing!! any explanationsss

uhmm!! therez fire on d mountain!!! after d judge don make hin declarations tot i told u gurlz who 2face blongs to...snazyyy wan wound persin oo!

heyyyyyy gurlzzz!! whatz goin on in hurr!!! havin gone tru u gurlz postz and tots u'v set before d throne!! kk 2 cut d case short!! i am d judge assigned to 2Face Idibiaz case!! kk soo y'all listen or read whatever u call it!! i proceeed!!!
concernin who 2Face Idibia belongz to and who hiz baby belongz to.uhmm this is surelly very difficult 4 everyone in hurr!! he either belongz 2 snazzy or ocho!!
whoaa!! my conclusion liesss hurr:
he belongs 2 snazzyy!! because thatz how itz ment 2 b... n' ocho...i'll look 4 sumone for you in d near future!! mayb uhmm i don't know mehn!! but we'll disscusss.i'll think about it!
once again y'all i'v made my speeshhh!! snazzzy... u can have your man!!
heyyy!!! did i juss hear sumone talkin back turr? i said i'v made my conclusionn...una no dey hearr!!!

joftech:
So when are we going to start poping champagne for this landmark achievement.

whoaa!! n' now joftech u talkin rite hurr!! i guess we can start poppin bottles rite now!! but 1st we'v gatt2 talk abt wat types we dealin with rite hurr  

ok! right here:

alright a little piece of my information!!! so  listen or i would say readd!!
just so you guys know girls are better players so don't u guys think you have d game going on!! i would say girls are wayyy better than d guys...(i'v gatt prooffff) do you really want to know why girls are better players?? becauseeee.... nahh i ain't sayin it!!  

How does a player act? quick and smart!!

How does he behaves? that u really can't figure out because he/she is a player!! haaahaaa

How can he be identified? look at his face! hahahaha identified?? nahh that's why he is a player

Are all guys players? there is a possibility!!  


o boi i don try oooo!!! a lil better?? cos thatz d best i can do as far as "Britainify" and "Englandify" are both concerned!!!

heyy heyyy heyyy ken!! sorry bout dat mehn. as u can see... we'll sendin out our tots our lil bit of dis n' dat.. u knowww! ... keep it tight bro...

hahahahah na wa wahala dey oo! ohh yeahh!! whoz screamin?

snazzydawn:
You really should try it out.I tell you,it works like magic.ask those who tried it.Not me ooo!!!

hahahahah heyy snayyzzz ask thoz who tried it?? haa thoze ppl dey 6ft under lol... so howz she gonn ask them lol lol but thoze who tried it 4 d good cause n' not for slimmin down thoze ppl are strong as a rock.. but as in doin it 2 get slimmer.. heyy my sister i no knoww ooo lol

juss a lil bit c'mon hurr.. it sld make u dance 4 joy......wat r u wating 4?? lol so u probably tot i had sum random website up 4 y'all!! 2 funny 2 b funny lol lol

heyy swish where u @?? u said sumwhere on earth!! lol kk anywhere u r on earth.. i guess u can get on dis webbsite http://www.baber.com/baber/graphics/tv_tuners/laptops.htm lol since u dey earth lol... i guess u can order it online!! yawnnsss... i'm out!!