Even if I'm poorer than Church *'Rat',* I'll try to be *'Smart',* and remain very *'Steadfast',*

if yesterday I had *'FAST,* and today is *'EID',* why won't I go to *MASJID* with my prayer *'Mat'?*

It doesn't Matter whether you're *'Fat'* or your name is *'Pat',* what count's is that you get to masjid early enough before the Imam *'Starts'...*

May this Eid showers us Allah's *'Ramat'.*

*Taqabalimima Wa minqum to all my friends*

U didn't put jumanji d list is incomplete

Its explorers on the beats or sorry on the thread,this tym around he says we should be viewing d hand of god*


But wait o is dat not the new look of our third mainland bridge are u sure dats Vietnam?
Beautiful structure though



Weldone boss

amaniro:

that last picture thou. Obaseki is freaking ugly

He looks like Mr IBU (d smaller version of IBU )

ItzBIM:


The Abija I know we turn everything to sand.

Oshey earth"Bender"

ItzBIM:


With their experience they can still be dangerous when needed

True but I hope dey can survive all what am seeing in dis video sha

ItzBIM:

Abija and fadeyi oloro

dose ones don xpire na y u no use lalude and dagunro

inoki247:
Nigeria will help them fight back

With what

dacanv:
This bitch doesnt know that a bitch is a dog

She knows she is a dog dats y she said u should call her a bitch

From looting they came...,and looting they have returned.. May dere political souls rest in prison

Nigeria as a whole is my problem..

Word

GlorifiedTunde:


So early? The day is still young

For a married man like u its late already

GlorifiedTunde:


Haba! This your hatred for me is strong oo

Ure welcome... Good night

GlorifiedTunde:


Haha, me I dont have bulletproof na

Why my leg sef?

So that u can live to tell the power of your jazz

GlorifiedTunde:


Well I will try my gun first to see if it won't work

Try it on urseff but on ur leg sha o

GlorifiedTunde:


Funny lady.

Anyways I have guns �

Buhahahaha... Dose guys seff get" ayeta"

GlorifiedTunde:


No I'm not thinking though. I'm just being cautious.

Oh I see no worry dem no go carry ur wife go n m a female

GlorifiedTunde:




You know there are many dudes posing as females on NL

Lmao egbami so you think a male... are u sure sure a male too sha

GlorifiedTunde:


I don't blame you.

For your mouth ...

GlorifiedTunde:


Before nko

I don't joke with her at all. Trespass and see red eye

Even me too

GlorifiedTunde:


Honestly many don't. If my wife was the tough type, it couldn't have brought out the best in me...

She has held me in her palms now... Her softness broke me.

Lol u better hold her tight dere are no good women outside nowadays even d married ones are something else

GlorifiedTunde:


Your profile picture is deep...

I think from my experience, my wife's submission has rendered me submissive to her also

Lol thats what we females of nowadays dont know we think Its all about being stubborn or acting like a feminist or a career woman that's when u can control a man,most of us don't know that being submissive is d key to a successful marriage and a very understanding husband.

They want a God fearing woman but they are not God fearing themselves... Mucheww

BabbanBura:


Not bad if not for the wrong reasons

what would u call this kinda reason then. Is it a good reason or a bad one.

BabbanBura:


He never jam pikin like me.
By the way i like the message on your DP

Lol u won't want it family to start meeting cos of u na especially when u hate being at d center of a crowd .

Oh thanks

baddosky1:


You lie!

Lol na me no my papa no b u sabi am wen I tell u he won't believe me have seen an example (d guy isn't rich like dangote though but yeah he is really rich n a like bit famous)my pman no even look him face. Shebi DAT one is cos he is a xtian muchew. The one wey b say him b Muslim but him b ijebu nnko .


You've not seen someone like my dad before so don't say its a lie without a good proof

baddosky1:


The only time she will settle with the Ebuka is if he is Stupendously rich!

Yimu even if he is richer than dangote walahi my papa will send d both of em out either stylishly or annoyingly.

Ewwwww

She is talking from experience... Won ti GBA oko e