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Romance / Re: Meet "Woman Of The Year" (pics) by chimalisco19(m): 6:57pm On Feb 19, 2017
the world has come to an end.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jammeh Now Using Decoy Convoys After Refusing To Step Down. PICS by chimalisco19(m): 3:14pm On Jan 19, 2017
[quote author=farokkunle post EVEN HERE IN NAIRALAND YOU GUYS WERE BUSY YAPPING AGAINST MY GREAT COUNTRY USA .
I'm sorry, TRUMP won't take it lightly with your type over there cheesy
But we gonna welcome you with open arm, if he kick you people out! I'm sure he's gonna do just that.
Romance / Re: The Most Hated Guy On Nairaland Aquires A Car For 2.3mill (picture Added) by chimalisco19(m): 11:04pm On Jan 16, 2017
Congrats! But try and take this

Romance / Re: 8 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Getting A Girlfriend by chimalisco19(m): 10:52pm On Jan 16, 2017
[quote author=Naijawavez post=52615756]

http://naijawavez..com.ng/2017/01/8-questions-to-ask-yourself-before.html[/quo
U get brain?

Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Sacks Pastor Over MMM by chimalisco19(m): 10:44pm On Jan 16, 2017
oatzeal:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-m_a2SqbqczU/WH0joOtj5RI/AAAAAAALahk/9oR4UV9ooeEZJbimPkixSkTk2bFBMsakACLcB/s640/1.jpg[/img]
A pastor in one of the Nigerian branches of Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide has been expelled from the ministry.

According to a statement signed by Pastor David Apelorioye, the head of admin at OFM, Pastor Joseph Aiyedun, who is in charge of one the OFM branches in Aba, Abia State, was fired for participating in the Mavrodi Mondial Movement (MMM), a ponzi scheme widely acclaimed to be a satanic venture.

It should be recalled that the founder and president of the OFM, Apostle Johnson Suleman, at a church service in November 2016, warned members of his congregation against involving in MMM, calling it 'demonic'.

The statement from the church reads thus; "The management of Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide is using this medium to react to a news making the rounds on the social media regarding one of his pastors who used the ministry's name to register for the MMM scheme. Ordinarily, the church would not have reacted to the story because of falsehoods being published regularly by some blogs and news websites whose credibility are questionable. But after a thorough investigation by the church authority, it was established that one of our branch pastors in Aba, Pastor Joseph Aiyedun, indeed participated in the scheme."

The statement adds that the erring pastor was sacked after a thorough investigation and it was discovered that he used the name of the church to register for MMM, thereby denting the ministry's image in the public eye. It was gathered that the erring pastor would have just been disciplined in line with the church rules if he had registered for the scheme in his personal capacity but because he used the ministry's name for the scheme, he was asked to go.

"The church authority decided to expel Pastor Aiyedun not because he registered for the ponzi scheme but because he involved the ministry's name in the satanic adventure. And we discovered that he was able to use the ministry's name because he had access to the account of his branch which itself is against the church's guidelines and a fraud likely to have been carried out in connivance with the branch's account department. We are still investigating further to unravel the whole activities."
The statement therefore appeals to the general public to disregard any news being passed around about Omega Fire Ministries involving in the MMM scheme or any scheme of its kind because it is not true.

"Of the OFM's 200 churches in Nigeria alone and its 800 branches in 51 nations of the world, it is possible for any of the pastors to go astray and be corrected. In fact, we discovered that Pastor Aiyedun, including some other members of OFM, did the scheme before our father, Apostle Johnson Suleman made the warning last year against MMM, but Pastor Aiyedun was fired because he did it with the ministry's name as the OFM rules forbid any of its pastors access to the account except people in the account department."

It was gathered that to enable him look after his family whilst he searches for other things to do in life, the church paid the sacked pastor a full one year salary ahead on the instruction of Apostle Suleman who was not available for comments at press time.


SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2017/01/apostle-johnson-suleiman-sacks-branch.html

MMM stuff

Romance / Re: My Course Mate Just Got Married. Lord When Is My Turn?? (photos) by chimalisco19(m): 10:10pm On Jan 16, 2017
ConcNiggress56:



I am talking about husband materials here.this beardless teenager dey show face.. Trapqueen77 might be interested in your proposal.heard she eats small boys raw like nkwobi

But that your friend hubby is also beardless nah angry grin

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Romance / Re: My Course Mate Just Got Married. Lord When Is My Turn?? (photos) by chimalisco19(m): 10:09pm On Jan 16, 2017
[quote author=ConcNiggress56 post=52757116]


I am talking about husband materials here.
Fashion / Re: Dolapo Makunjuola Wins Miss Virginity Beauty Pageant In Lagos (Pics) by chimalisco19(m): 10:51pm On Jan 15, 2017
When are they hosting "men virginity" contest Make I go win am smiley
Business / Re: Woman Slaps Man At UBA ATM In Port-Harcourt, Tears His Shirt And Singlet by chimalisco19(m): 1:46pm On Jan 15, 2017
Most of these Nigerian Lady's are beast in sheep clothing. She assaulted a common stranger, I pity the man wey go marry her
Sports / Re: DIEGO COSTA Drop By Chelsea by chimalisco19(m): 7:57am On Jan 14, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
power of money

30milli nah 1 naira?
Sports / DIEGO COSTA Drop By Chelsea by chimalisco19(m): 10:07pm On Jan 13, 2017
DIEGO COSTA DROPPED BY CHELSEA
AMID CHINA OFFER & ROW WITH CONTE

The Spain striker will play no part against
Leicester City after the manager became involved
in a dispute with the Blues' medical staff this
week
Diego Costa has been dropped by Chelsea following a row
with manager Antonio Conte, Goal can confirm.
The striker will play no part in the Blues' visit to Leicester
City in the Premier League on Saturday after disputing the
extent of an injury with the club's medical staff.
Chelsea silent on Costa bust-up claims
Conte became involved in the argument and has
subsequently decided Costa will not be involved in the
match at the King Power Stadium.
Costa is also understood to have received a huge offer
from China - with reports claiming the salary package is
worth £30 million a year - which he has in turn leveraged
against Chelsea in order to land improved terms to his
current deal.
The Blues, however, will play hardball in negotiations with
the Spaniard, who is under contract until the summer of
2019, and have no intention of bowing to his demands.
Costa was strongly linked with a return to Atletico Madrid
in the summer and appeared keen to depart west London
to join his former club, but Chelsea refused to sell.
He has since been in tremendous form and seemed to be
working well with Conte, leading the Premier League
scoring charts with 14 goals.
West Ham decide to sell Payet
But the Brazil-born player is notoriously hotheaded and
prone to outbursts, on and off the pitch, and his future at
Chelsea now appears to be back in question.
Chelsea refused to comment on the story when
approached by Goal.

Business / Re: Abdulrasak Okoya Celebrates His 77th Birthday With His Wife, Shade by chimalisco19(m): 9:26pm On Jan 13, 2017
repogirl:
The woman is not looking as fine as she used to.... Is it old age? cheesy

When a young girl decide to marry an old man what do you expect? :
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady's Comment On Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Wedding Photo Is Ridiculous by chimalisco19(m): 12:51pm On Jan 09, 2017
Why did she add that "LOL"? I guess nah bitterness dey worry her belle.
Family / Re: Help, My Husband Dresses Like An Old Man, I Don't Find Him Sexy. by chimalisco19(m): 8:46pm On Jan 08, 2017
I understand you, I can say am a bit your husband type cos I don't fancy best cloths shoes and etc, I don't even like going out on Sundays like my mates cos I see no need of doing so.

So just teach him am sure he's gonna learn, wish both of you the best of luck.
Politics / Re: FG Releases N388Billion To 17 States (See Full List) by chimalisco19(m): 3:23pm On Jan 08, 2017
Op
them fit give me shish fro that 388billi
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why Women Jump Into Relationship With Men 12yrs+ Older Than Them by chimalisco19(m): 11:01pm On Jan 07, 2017
[quote author=Catalin post=52611053]Trash and more trash.

I prefer dating a matured guy older than me to all these small small boys with no sense of responsibility.

You expect me to date my agemate who is still suffering from youthful exuberance.[/quo

Tell that sh*t to the bird!, you've got no excuse to make.

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Romance / Re: Fitness Couple! Nigerian Lady And Her Hubby Release Raunchy Bedroom Photos by chimalisco19(m): 9:56pm On Jan 06, 2017
When you finally catch the person that started "give a fvck" thread in nland

Romance / Re: Fitness Couple! Nigerian Lady And Her Hubby Release Raunchy Bedroom Photos by chimalisco19(m): 9:00pm On Jan 06, 2017
[quote author=Estharfabian post=52582210]

Her body is actually Amazing. grin
She'd still have that body in 60Years time. smiley
that's rock hard muscles, with little body fat percentage.


I really need to start lifting some weights.
She reminds me of that Kanye's fade video. undecided
[/quote

Don't try such! Ain't that irritating?
Romance / Re: Fitness Couple! Nigerian Lady And Her Hubby Release Raunchy Bedroom Photos by chimalisco19(m): 8:57pm On Jan 06, 2017
ireneony:
They look like two gay men

Exactly, I wanted to say the same thing.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Lady In Search Of A Serious Man by chimalisco19(m): 12:32am On Jan 05, 2017
[quote author=aflyingbird post=52442299]@royalblak007, royalemperors, Percival, brandydaniells

Biko , stop sucking each other's dicckss , na beg i beg una ugly gayy nigguhs . I would be the first to shout " Lynch them " so u can all be wiped off this earth , filthy imbeciles . Y'all think u can insult ? Hehehe , trust me I can make u boys cry . Done trying to play nice . I blame ur poor mamas for not raising u right else u won't be here taking shiiit 'bout women . What ur mamas didn't do I'm ABT to do , keep em coming !! Wait till I'm finished with you oloriburukus .

My boo's 23 , about to finish his double Masters in Engineering in April 2017 !!! What do you imbeciles have to show for your lives , other than being keyboard warriors ? Frustrated non-entities !![/q

Lynch?? Wow, can I take a pic of you??, I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..

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Romance / Re: An Encounter With A Gay (homosexual) by chimalisco19(m): 11:01pm On Jan 02, 2017
[quote author=Berlynn post=52477764] errrrr Op wachu want us to say to you undecided [/quote
Eeeh what I want u to say?
OK tell me you luv and can't be without me cool
Romance / Re: An Encounter With A Gay (homosexual) by chimalisco19(m): 10:54pm On Jan 02, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
dey lie softly.....biko.
if you truly were as brilliant as you said you were, you'll realise that the word 'gay' is an adjective and hence cannot be preceded by the article 'a' without the addition of a noun directly after said word.

it's like saying "The boy is a tall". or " The girl is a fat".
I've seen this nonsense one too many times now & it's becoming irritating.

English teacher sorry I no go university sir cry
Romance / Re: An Encounter With A Gay (homosexual) by chimalisco19(m): 10:29pm On Jan 02, 2017
smartanthony5:
u are lucky
Guy lucky no be small ooo
Romance / Re: An Encounter With A Gay (homosexual) by chimalisco19(m): 10:21pm On Jan 02, 2017
Laveda:
Advise? For what exactly?!
maybe not advice! But don't you have a say?
Romance / Re: An Encounter With A Gay (homosexual) by chimalisco19(m): 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2017
vicstar:
™°
• advise to be a siissy or not? undecided •°•
Fvck you, grin you've got nothing to say
Romance / Re: An Encounter With A Gay (homosexual) by chimalisco19(m): 10:16pm On Jan 02, 2017
Ayodeleseyi65:
Well I Think You Have Been Leading Him On And You Have All The Traits Of A Gay To Make Him Think You Are One
Traits like what and what?
Romance / An Encounter With A Gay (homosexual) by chimalisco19(m): 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2017
On a cool evening on my way back from football training (I'm a future footballer cool) I meet my formal secondary school teacher male) (I dey carry first back then) we greeted each other and he asked me to come and visit him since I'm exhausted I told him that'd be another day, he insisted that I follow him to see where he's living so I followed him to his place on reaching there he opened his protector after entering he locked it (I was like why?) and we proceed to his room, then after a warmed welcome I told him that I'm going and we gonna see some other time that moment he started confessing his love for me, I was shocked! I tried to get him back to his sense but he attempts to hug me wow I zoomed outta that room and threatened to fight him and he saw how serious I was he opened the protector and asked me to wait and take transport money, I ignored him and went home, all night I asked my self many questions (1) do I look like a homo? (2) do my behaviour resemble of a homo (1)what makes him thing I'm a homo) and many More ....
Make I rest my case here
But what do you think his motive is?

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Romance / Re: White Guys Are More Caring Than Black Guys by chimalisco19(m): 4:03pm On Jan 02, 2017
ireneony:
just my opinion thoughsmiley

I know that one day I might get married to a whiteygrin
What if you don't?
Romance / Re: 10 Most Beautiful Ladies On Nairaland Romance Section by chimalisco19(m): 3:57pm On Jan 02, 2017
iceberylin:
This should be a guy thing.





MrCock is winning... I can't find a dark skinned girl in Nigeria sad

Dey don bleach finish smiley
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Used Your Spouse's Toothbrush???? by chimalisco19(m): 3:39pm On Jan 02, 2017
Una just dey waste person time here ooo

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