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Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 8:51pm On Feb 14, 2015

ggrin:
*in pete edochie baritone voice* oh old man,where thy sense

*in patience ozokwor wicked voice* u dare insalt me? Wait 4 me dis midnight angry

Romance › Re: Share Your Valentine's Day Gifts Here! by chimerase2: 7:57pm On Feb 14, 2015

Pls farano how can I successfully share a cat here in nairaland
Cus I got a cat as a gift from ma gal today cheesy

Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 7:49pm On Feb 14, 2015

PrettyEmy:
Lol...
U must come o, u can't escape this

pls amu a man ordained by god embarassed

Pls respect ma mins3 infact I no de do again embarassed

Amu incapacitated sad

Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 7:42pm On Feb 14, 2015

PrettyEmy:
You

I would hv cum but amu too busy to cum I will send ma bodyguard kingtom his in akwa ibom self dnt wori he will foot de bill he go pay grin

Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 7:14pm On Feb 14, 2015

PrettyEmy:
At five star hotel, akwa ibom

akwa ibom five star hotel shocked

Who will foot de bill inshort who go pay angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chimerase2: 6:54pm On Feb 14, 2015

Tval:
Thanks bro

chai happy birthday bro, fredoooooo and chimpopo no even tell me yeye bois cheesy

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Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 6:51pm On Feb 14, 2015

PrettyEmy:
Come to the party first na

wia is dat sweedy, cus amu cuming quicky grin

wait leme inform ma bodyguards wia amu going grin

Kingtom and iceberylim i dey go minster oh cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by chimerase2: 6:44pm On Feb 14, 2015

AfricanApple:
he divorced me yesterday

Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 6:42pm On Feb 14, 2015

ggrin:
1.reason
2.Reason
3.Reason
4.Reason
5.Reason

*in olu jacob baritone voice* ohh young lady wia is thy sense angry

Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 6:40pm On Feb 14, 2015

KingTom:
1) You are a mumu

2) You are a mugu

3) You are a maga

4) You are a Mofo

5) You are a MuguliciousMumulasticMagasophicMofo!

no wonder na virginal swab dept dem put u mumu grin

Nairaland General › Re: SERIOUSBABE AND CKLENT SHOULD BE SUED FOR PLAGIARISM.. (PIX) by chimerase2: 5:31pm On Feb 14, 2015

I knew dey were fake

Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 5:28pm On Feb 14, 2015

bia kingtom and ggrin why una wan derail dis fine thread
give me just 5 reasons angry

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Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 4:43pm On Feb 14, 2015

KingTom:
I no fit try [size=38pt]AMU[/size] na

why bigging de amu minstry undecided

Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 4:16pm On Feb 14, 2015

PrettyEmy:
I know, was kidding

oya no change topic wia ma own cake angry

Romance › Re: How To Buy Condoms by chimerase2: 4:14pm On Feb 14, 2015

Tell ur kid sista to help u ok undecided

Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 4:12pm On Feb 14, 2015

PrettyEmy:
Lol...
Thanks for the winch anywhere

sorri I meant wish ma keypad is faulty undecided

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 4:06pm On Feb 14, 2015

KingTom:
Guy wise na!

mumu I dn catch u I knw say na wetin be ua work grin

God go catch u if u try amu for ma babes angry

Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 4:04pm On Feb 14, 2015

PrettyEmy:
There is this guy have been dating for two month now.. Have never seen him in the afternoon before, we keep meeting only at night, even when he invites me to his house, it must be at night..
Each time I complain, he says its his work.. M begining to suspect that there is something wrong..
Please what should I do? M really confused right now

I forgot to winch u happy birthday na becos of dat ua jeams zip u unzip it blew ma mins3 away I must confess

See if u date me eh na for hot afternon u go de see me live and direct no night tins undecided

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Romance › Re: Help!! I Only See Him At Night by chimerase2: 4:00pm On Feb 14, 2015

He is an Edi abanni (Wolf) angry

Or check he he fought with Lion undecided

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 3:56pm On Feb 14, 2015

KingTom:

dem put vaginal swab for ua two ears undecided

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 3:54pm On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:
thanks

but I don't want you to minister unto me oooo

biko nah

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 3:37pm On Feb 14, 2015

KingTom:
What are you saying

common sense suppose tell u wetin I type grin

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 3:28pm On Feb 14, 2015

KingTom:
You be confirmed cow

agreed if na cow go cus problem but na tru I dey yarn shaa grin

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 3:08pm On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:
what I do

what does want from me

I want to minister unto u cheesy

De way ua mins3 is now I dnt like it, so dota of zion elevate ma status quo so dat I can move ua mins3 to a greater height cheesy

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 2:59pm On Feb 14, 2015

KingTom:
Ewu! I am spending val day with the orphans

see yerima oh grin

Hope dos orphans small small gals no dey among de orphans shocked

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 2:56pm On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:

#runs out of thread

*drags her from her behind*
Amu not tru with u angry

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 2:49pm On Feb 14, 2015

KingTom:
Enwe!

AJA I tink say u hibernate becos of valntine
If I call u stingy man I de hype u
U be aradite grin

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Romance › Re: When The Females Say I Am Not A Fan Of Val Ish by chimerase2: 2:46pm On Feb 14, 2015

Dos days in secondary skul ma first gal friend bought me romantic talking clock, frame, watch, boiler she spent a lot in getting me dese fins
I was really astonished kiss

But nw see as dese gold diggers just de flash flash my line angry

Even for bbm na so so ping! Ping!! I dey see
No wia to hide na him I cum nairaland I knw say amu free like air here grin

Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 2:41pm On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:

eating cats got me laughing.

no eat anyhow cats ooooo

amu always careful in cat minstry
Dota in de lord believe u me I eat assorted cats not local cats like kingtom and iceberylin do embarassed

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Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 2:33pm On Feb 14, 2015

diddydiva:
share love not s3x

don't go extra miles to please

don't take too much of alcohol

I dnt drink and I dnt smoke but I luv eating cats secretly becos of ma status as a man of god cheesy

Romance › Re: The "Do U Stay Alone" Question by chimerase2: 1:47pm On Feb 14, 2015

No I stay with spirits
Dat is how I will asnwer dem angry

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Romance › Re: 5 Things That Usually Happens After Valentines Day by chimerase2: 1:43pm On Feb 14, 2015

And the morale of ua threead is? angry

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