₦airaland Forum

Omo meen our guys fine die oh
See handsomeness of nairaland dudes

After nw u start comparing ua selfs with different types of monkeys

And the morale of the thread is?

After nw u say u re in sekondary skul

LIEons

Who dash monkey jacket kwanu

Super mod kee?
I tot it was just a MOD

Is now dat I knw de plans of the northerners against mr.president
Each time the president want to do sometin big they will start bombing and killing their selves
All in the name of weakling the morale of GEJ
Mr or miss op I understand ur point
But mr president can't continue postponing this fins all becos of the Abokkis diabolical act.
Am using this medium to sympathise with the beraved family
One tin for show God will surely expose the enemies of nigeria

That is ma amiable governor
If APC should give u the ticket
Believe u me I will vote for u with ma 2 hands

fredoooooo:
Free form they o , join the winning team

form dn finish since

Op recognising or not recognising is not the problem
How many pple u knw in life have come here and maybe mistakenly viewed ur pix and shouted maybe knw
As the man of God speak
More than 10 nairalanders have recognised me
Majority re my frnds I skuled with in skul
Cus ma DP is real I keep it real
Ma enzymatic monicker is real and it is real
So who amongst u have beaten me who?

And again
I tried not to hv gal frnd amu sayin it again
I neva drink nor smoke it helped me a lot
I don't club
But yet trout ma stay in skul ma 10K neva got to the end of the month
No mata how I tried it did
But in ma final year haba guy ma gat hv gal frnd
I gat lie to add up ma salary and I hammar dem with ma project

Wen I was in skul I managed 10K very well
If dey 10 gets to me first tin is to rush to umuahia main market
Den buy ma indomie cartoon for 1800 dos days
Buy rice and beans
Initially I didn't knw how to cook but wen I got to skul
I squandered ma first 10K via canteen na hunger tell me wetin to do de next month
So leme tell u more
I tried not to have a gal frnd
I started cooking
And I enter transport to skul 60 naira everiday so u see
Trough out ma stay in skul ma salary remained stagnant

Bia jennimmna wat was ur reward
Wait oh so u mean sombori spent so much taking pix both at home and studio just to be declared winner with noting
Even ordinary MOD self dem no give or even 100 naira MTN recharge card

Tosyn2much. Pls tell me wat dey gave to the winner of the female edition
And the reward for male edition dn I give ma blessing to it

5 and 6 re ver very common nowadays
Wat amu praying for mak ma future wife no go comot all de pikin finish all in the name of pleasing his stupiid boi frnd

MhisIjay:
Man of God, no vex
But no b lie

Hoe-kay

Op e be like say doktor forget nut for ua head wen dem been dey do brain surgery for ua head
This is the lamentation of a pained nigga becos dey re languishing in the table

MhisIjay:
Nope

sombori is lying to a man of God

MhisIjay:
Hehehehehehehe
Did I scare u wif dose faces

its like u downloaded the simley recently

MhisIjay:
(๏̯๏)

is hoe-kay now

MhisIjay:
( ˘˘̯)

come on show some courtesy to the man of God

tosyne2much:
samflexxy, I sight u jawe

chimerase2, and who can that lady be ? Hope it's not who I'm thinking sha ? Hehehehehehehe

anybody ua mind says it is then it is