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Is ua wife dat too ugly?

MhisIjay:
Jst say poo
Nd watch me pee on u

asin u re goin to use ua epimja pee on him?
Pls dota of zion don't do it on him do it on me

The ugly gals that luvs writing big grammar making them hyper of romance section

Wittylens:
Fat People Are Recognised By God!! It Is Written In The Bible!

Luke 19 : 13 says ;

And he called his ten servants, and delivered them
Ten pounds, and said unto them, Occupy till I come.

see guy u dnt tell dat shiiyt to a man of God
The same bible also said NARROW IS THE WAY
But I dn forget wia e dey for bible

They too dey mess anyhow kai!!!
I swear if ma slim wife do mistake I suspect say she wn fat no be say she dn fat oh asin she wn fat
The man of God has no choice dn to file a divorce

And the morale of the thread is?

Pls wat did they give to the gal dat won
Becos if they didn't give de gal anyfin and u bring the mr nairaland edition here again.
If ma tinking is anytin to go by then this exercise is meaningless and of no use doing it

Police re on top of de situation

mukina2:
nonsense wenger . .why not poldi . .you go bring this long sanogo

flamini/santi all dey annoy persin ..

haba I dey find u nah

Wia is mumuna2 wen u need her most

mukina2:
OMHG


chesneyyy

2 - 1

my beloved pls do u absolutely care for a refined stainless bucket with handky to go with

Dis one dn pass draw soup oh
Pls can somebori bring bucket for mumuna2 e be like she wn cry

mukina2:
I cant even hate ..

GOALLLLLLL!!!! Choi
Owon wole wa

mukina2:
OMG

siggy scores

do u care for a bucket?

mukina2:
MTn for gibbs

Swansea freekick

mumuna2 oya shout goal

Na fool time draw match

mukina2:
shameless chimpanzee

wetin mak me de shameless, I won ma match yesterday
I swear u mumu gon, inshort ua mumu dey pour like akamu

mukina2:
choiiii ramos leave my team alone!!!

sharrap u there u sabi ballu

aieromon:
Arsenal parking the bus in the first half

imagine

Rozzay dn win

aieromon:
Not today,bro. United isn't playing well but Palace isn't ready to step up. We must collect three points clean mouth.

after we check nah

aieromon:
United corner

if e dn reach 9 tell me u hear
Meanwhile una go still lose or draw

mukina2:
chimpanzee

we have won

All ticket intact
Dats my blues for u

Nna eh

7 years ago, Just one cup of pamy drink got me drunk I had to misbehave dos days kai
Ma sista had to bath me
Dat was de day I knew I was not meant for alcohol
Since dat day I hv neva tasted anytin alcoholic till now

Op leme help u add some, it was extremely fun dos days
If dos our senior happen to chose u and u do mistake dem score u chai omo u go see yoruba beating it happened to me one day ma yoruba bros can't even pronounce ma ibo name
They will be like: ye!! Ceewere iya la iya e ti je ki wo score omo see blow, e beta make u get monkey yash dan to allow ua opponent score
Anoda is if we play de ball to babas compound cus der will always be sombody dat will seize dey ball
I swear if u count how many ball baba dn seize e go reach over 500 still we go hussle bring anoda ball
Anoda if u be de smallest in the team u try and dribble ur opponent and ur opponent collects the ball na slap dem go use correct u
Na u go de pursue ball
If u sabi play dem go de rush u
We play ball with over seized sokoto
Kai our landlord pikin lati like fight die eh
Op u re right in saying the fighters always win PK, dat guy can abuse kai de boy go be like iya la iya o ti gba mi penarity ni if de opponent no buy de idea dn fight start

Rozzay no need vote u cus u dn win amu already
Cus if I do u could win with wide margin, I dnt want all dis gals to feel jealous ok
So amu not voting for u
Make dem give u ua CUP

fredoooooo:
This one no be ojoro
you no see as that babe set , see fine girl with beautiful set of teeths .. JENNIMA
No vote for anybody o , te sojue JENNIMA

I added her on ma scanty list becos she is my state mate
I knw say she fine imo baes na fine gals nah
Mo ti vote fu te le