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Wetin the pain me be say person the lash ma wife nw all in the name of he is ma boi frnd
Come future wife amu using nairaland forum to tell u dat if u de comot dos tins ur bobo dey put for ua belle no comot everi tin finish oh
Remain for us, I no go born pass 7

3cycle: What you are listening to and not what you Are watching.
How does it relate?

lalasticlala: lol. u no want make she wear bra? abi she no get breasts?

u no see say na tangerin dey der

polymathic: This got me laffing... you for send am to am na for her to watch too

send wetin
No mind the gal, she no knw say na mojo I dey watch

Both team to score

Me I change the name to aki 2 popo3
E get one gal way go de pm me wen amu in de mood
Saying pls send me de name of dat ua movie u re watching
I will be like babe de file is too large it can't be sent
Abeg leta we go ping

Guys using BBM be leaving there listening to on, when they are watching clean videos buh switching it off or changing de name when they want to watch xxvideos !
This happened wen I was in skul ma rummy seyi was watching XXXvideos early in the morning and he forgot to off the listening to on, that day cus he does it everi day
His big sista dat trains him in skul Ping him
YEE!! SEYI la ro kutukutu kilon se e
He quickly off it and had to appologies but it was late the guy had to suffer for dat month no moni
So frm that day anytime he wants to watch mojo he either off it or change the name of the mojo to wierd names like P1, P2 Tall3 etc
The fin will be seyi listening to P1
I do it before not nw amu matured nw
So guys and babes do u off ur listening to on, while flexing ur mojo or u change de name of the mojo

See her tangerin eluelu

Kunleskey: She make sense ke...so she dey go church..

no na ile kewu she dey go

I tot she was jailed for bleaching

This is exactly how the biblical children of ELI started

It once happened to me while in skul
Ma gal frnd I invited to visit me
She came frm far and her sista knew she was visiting her boi frnd
She got lost
Somebody I knew she was in de motor coming uptill 10 PM I didn't see her, her number switched off, she was kidnapped
Man of God believe u me I was in a trance dat period I was nearly hit by a car

Der is no nid checking cus I dnt want to hv HBP

Dear bros I knw u re killing the cat of ma future wife pls I beg u, remain for me cus I owe de cat

axortedbabe: unshaved puccy..

she is on her period so she padded it

Ihuoma red pant dey show
And y she dey wear bra nah

barcanista: It is because you have been programmed to appreciate mediocrity from your SE leaders and Jonathan that is why you find it "impossible" to believe.

hey be civil ok, sombody can not just pop out and u expect the elecctorate to support him just becos he is well knwn in twiiter and online forum and again becos he is over hyped
The last time I checked I tot buhari is APC flag bearer those of u pushing kwansikor sori for the name for presidency re pushing him to oblivion

Omoge wa je bananna

Drop somthing like wat

Some times ow dis ohakim reason weda he does it with his annus

barcanista: he built state iPP. Stop mentioning Jonathan when serious leaders are discussed. Kwankwaso is the Best Governor in this era and one of the Best in History. Its either Buhari or Sai Kwankwaso

u only read and hear in paper and online forum hv u seen wat he has done in person
The overhyping is too much jare

IrishKez: You failed to keep your promise

nop I didn't