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I fink I hv seen dis topic times and times again
Pls stop generalising on pix ok
And stop dreaming abt gals pix online
Der re wonderul and pretty gals in ua neigbourhood who re beautiful
The ones u can see korokoro with ua eyes
Note I didn't say nairaland gals re not real but guy stop it u re no longer a kid ok

Chai pity for poor u
Gals dnt luv guys dat luvs dem
But don't wori leave de gal just give me her number leme counsel her and talk to her

Eleyi gidi gon baje

Padipadi: notin much.
Mo wapa.
@ ur name, noted.

mo ti ri e jare o n gbadun baje

Tot john is married
And eavon tot she is with iyanya

Wia is de belle

She is not yellow

And it made front page

Padipadi: Chima, how you take see the thread, the Op dey talk sense o!

is chimee
Omo iya mi kilon shele long time

hannesy: lmao gal u no well lolz

hope u hv gotten the sumary nw
Nw u can cumment

dechandel:
I couldn't get the full meaning of all this
Biko translate??

and u re laffing
Btw dos re combination of igbo and yoruba ma dielect

Liability: are you into gambling? Your manner of speech is akin to that of my boyfriend.

bia lie-bility makachukwu inshort nitori olorun iga eme su mu iwe now, dnt involve akin or bimbo into dis match nw, ma je kim binu si e

Liability: is this the kind of advise you would give a lady?

Chimerase2 its not fair the way you talk to we ladies. There is nothing bad in being a nice man.

de way u re hyping dis we ladies makes it look suspicious nna re u re lady
Oya leme advise u if he pams nigeria straight win no play amu like dat play am nigeria win or draw

She didn't wear panties

Liability: since yesterday evening i have been crying my eyes out. Sadness knows my name. What i experience in my relationship is giving me serious headache and am so scared what the future awaits me if i dont act first.


My boyfriend had recently proposed to take me down the aisle. For me to be his wife and he my husband. It was so lovely and wondaful. I felt like the best woman in the world. But my dream of settling down is about to crash if i dont act first.

I wanted to give my boyfriend a surprise, i bought him mtn N2500 so that he could apply for the 4.5gb of data.

Slowly i walked behind the sofa, he didnt see me, as i got near him to see what he was browsing i saw something horrible in the system.

He was on a betting site. I heard him mutter to himself ''if nigeria beat south africa the odds will be higher. I need to stake a higher price and accumulates more team for greater odds.''
on the screen i saw
south africa 2.54 x 2.6 nigeria 1.2


ladies am scared. Will this gamling not cripple my marriage? If you discover your would be husband is a gambler will you go ahead with the wedding?

Matured advise only


Activate: Sine

LIE-bility abi LIEnus mba y dat ua big opolo eyes OJU aye no fall down mak person rest kwanu
Lienus believ u me u re high on misoprostol

Op ode ni o

rozzay: Yes na, been stalking u. She s a gal of cos, don't u rem she had a topic on fp some days ago were she asked if its bad to woo a guy who turned her down.

hoe-kay, she was doin as if she is using those old samsung pole #noOffesinses

rozzay: Dis mouth wey u don dey do like dis since last week make e no go remain like dat o. Just saying. Oya fine boy smile

u dn de monitor me since abi
Cum u say dat 3cycle na gal

Gozieekenkwo: l0 & beh0ld, like 5guys ve ping ma sista, s0me of them msg goez lyk dix;


1stguy; i n0 knw say u dey watch dis tin o0o..


2ndguy;hmmmm



3rdguy;anita am disap0inted(n0t her real name th0ugh)


[b]4thguy;anita send am 4 me nah, u be bad gal o0o (the name of the bluefilm was, sexy damsel hard fuc.king )



5thguy;you are watching bluefilm, and y0u didnt 0ff y0ur kini k0r kini k0r....

My head just swell, i was like, H0W THIS PEOPLE TAKE KN0W SAY I DEY WATCH BLUEFILM,,,,,(then i hate Bb dieee), i said within me, THAT WHY I D0NT WANT TO BUY BB,,, i jst clear the chat, every thing c0ncerning the bluefilm of a thing, nd i jst jejele went to charge the ph0ne, and waiting f0r my judgement, it didnt tak ma sis 20minz to check her ph0ne, next tin i heard was, MY G0D!! Oken,(my pet name ma dad gv 2 me) y0u d0wnl0ad bluefilm 4 ma ph0ne, (0m0 c0n see lie way i bl0w, i swear with ma great grand m0ther name way i n0 knw), n0 o0o0o, me d0wnl0ad bluefilm, wetn i wan use am d0, n0 nrtwrk 4 ur ph0ne dat y i jst go charge am, since i dey use gift ph0ne, u d0n hear xay she c0mplain of bluefilm?(my other sister, n0t her real name th0ugh)...i n0 lyk dat tin o0o, she ask me to kum and l0ok the chat dah she z chating, dat she ve c0nfirm it 4rm diffrent pe0ple, dat am lienin, i was jst sh0uting nd saying all s0rt 0f stuff,...


I felt guilty thr0ugh 0ut dat day, and my sister felt bad, and was passw0rding her ph0ne, i hardly use it,the w0rst part of it z dat, one of her bb frnd wanted to chat dirty with ma sis, and was saying that, ma sis z a pretender, dat he had al0t of it ma sis w0uld l0ve to watch, nd if dey c0uld meet, ma sis warned him, buh d guy wax insulting ma sis, ma sista jst dilit nd bl0ck d guy...i n0 rest 4 a wik, any smal tin, my sista d0n beqin c0mplain,me jst c0de, base 0n, nah me cause the insult way she recive 4 dat guy hand, ma sis dilit many yeye guys den 0o0o0o...all bkux of me...ma hand dey pain me mak i st0p here...stil gat al0t to share[/b]

chai u really finished ur sista oh