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rozzay: Errmm she s a gal

tani

Crocz: Haha..lolz
True sha...but still gain wa ni ori eja, especially oju ati opolo eja...good for the brain

lol bobo yi bad gon

Hiaow abeg I dey H die
Make I charge dis ma hanger first abeg who get BB charger

Believe u me Man of God if I handle that downstream sector departmentally if she no run dn I go run, is either I kill dat Cat or the cat kills me

rokiatu: Pu...ssy so phatt that g string is small for it lol

de last time I checked its her cat

Crocz: And did you see any girl in that week?

see kee
Hmmm I hv stopped seeing gals I dn retire cus ko is gain ninu ori eja

I dn cheat shaa

tosyne2much: No mata how conscious you are, you will be lost one day be lost sha and nemesis would one day catch up with you as long as you alwz keep '' listening to'' on... Mine happened fews month ago.. I was so bored and felt d right to do was to watch mojo and me don forget to off my '' Listening to ''.. After watching all sort of mojo for almost an hour, a friend of mine jst PINGED me and drew my attention to the poo I was watchin... I quickly went to my updates, lo and behold, na mojo full all my updates oooo for d past one hour... Chaiiiii, my own don finish !! which kind fuccck up be dis na.. And my church member full my list, even my papa for church dey sef... I thought of what to do and smtn came to my mind... I switched off my ''listening to'' and started updating all sort of status every seconds (abt 50 status) so that it would erase my mojo updates...

choi I dn laff die same tin to happned to me na one guy called me hmmm boi u dn de flex ur mojo abi, I was like wat!!!
And amu the pretending type, so I did wat u did also but guys and babe dn ping me say chai meme nawa o

MizMyColi: Yes

re u kidding the mins3

Crocz: Hmmm...like only you know how to do all those things pass,...you wanna stop a womaniser or cheater (can't see the difference thou), all you've gat to do as a lady is "EMPTY HIS BALLS"...cos sex does not interest a man with empty testicles....a wise woman once told her daughter:

leave dat tin jare na so one gal made me to be in an excruciating pain I had to endure
Tears wanted to cum but I witheld I no fit cry,
To cum self lie lie kai I said God na ur hand I dey help me
She was like baby u re not cum-ing I said baby amu der
Believe u me after the whole minstration na hot water I tak press the swollen mins3

rozzay: If d babes is rich nko?

MizMyColi: C'est fini

is dat french

Gozieekenkwo: Lemme share ma own experience...


When i was still using java ph0ne...anytime i want to download latest s0ng or a new m0vie, i will inform my sister before using her BB, i ve two sisters...

I always use the first daughter BB... Buh her own wasnt available at that m0ment, s0 i decided to use the 2nd daughter own, i d0nt ve idea dah if u are listening to music or video ur friends will kn0w if y0u d0nt switch it off... After the music and video i wanted to download...I d0wnloaded al0t of pornograhic m0vies, i n0rmally watch them b4 sending to my ph0ne, i was ign0rant that my 2nd sister didnt off listening...i was just watching with j0y that i have d0wnloaded my favorite 0nes, n0t kn0wing that her bbm friends have jam pack msgz, telling her that, dey are dissap0inted....after sending them to my ph0ne, s0mething flash ma mind that i sh0uld check the msg b4 deleting the blue film...chiaaa my sista go kill me...my G0d!


Brb ma b3 d0n l0w

funny shaa but amu a sharp guy
Even if I remain it to wierd names der is some guys ma guy oh go still knw say na wetin I dey flex

Jeezbaby:

ur teeth way u dey shine no reach four

ideee03: lmao...girls have been using point two for as long as i can remember.

comeon close ua 31 der e dey open flies fit enter amu

perry2020: Grabs my bottle of bobo.
Can you now continue plz

is it ua eluelu u re grabbing

Op der is no need of seeking advice
But leme help u with ma own
I hv helped so many pple with similar condition it helps and it will restore the confidence u need to hv
Dat is why nairaland is a place to seek tangible and good advice frm good pple ur case is a good case to advice on
Wen next u see ur cousine get pregnant for him, u were saying making luv to him I disagree mak lust to him
Dnt use any protection let him pour the akamu inside ur mins3 then frm der we could hv anoda china
Dnt forget to tank me later ok

ideee03: Brain abi cottoon wool.

ideee03: Hahaha...see ur head, for your mind you get sense.

na brain full der na

Most of dem look like wily wily
Na bleach dem dey use

Op I sense bitterness in this ua thread
Had it been u slept with one of dem u would said how cheap dey were hence sleeping with dem, no u didn't succeed
Nigga I put it to u makachukwu infact believ u me u re pained
And pls stop generalising in everi tribe der re cheap gals ok
So stop ranting

I concur

And wich type of boko haram does he belong to he needs to ans dis question

Lacomus: are u a BB user ?

no mind the yeye boy

Wat will I introduce dem

Jackson dat is ma future wife u re talking abt

dania30: This is sad

stop crying if u cry I will cry too

This is why gals re becoming wicked
Chai poor gal
But wen u sense dat de man has gone while wait for him
All de same ma heart felt sympathy
he really killed ur cat