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ma best bufday gift was a bike buh dah was long ago sha...Ma worst bdaY gift Eva Was a Lift 4rm iyana-iba 2 Barracks..We kinda wer goin sumwer Tantalizing buh ma Dad got a work call..had 2 drop me in d nearest bustop..i turn bk house ni....buh we rainchecked tho...big upz chizzy

bro abeg tell em ooo..some F ds Boys go dey Find cult group 2 join on first Day of Resumption

Guys pls its urgent...help a Carrier




A FRIEND OF MINE WAS ADMITTED 2 STUDY SLT(SCIENCE LABORATORY TECHNOLOGY) IN YABATECH,,AGRIC ND ECONOMICS EXTENSION IN UNIPORT...PLS WHICH SHULD HE GO 4 ND WHICH IS WORK MUR AVAILABLE IN 9JA ND ALSO WAT COURSE CAN U SWITCH 2 AFTA STUDYING AGRIC ND ECONOMICS EXTENSION IN 100LVL..PLS HELP..THANKZ

maestroferddi:
Congrats to the winner! However the organisers of the show should raise their game.
This season is easily the most drab, boring and monotonous since the show began. The events leading to the finding of the helmet was a ranking anticlimax.
I am sure the viewership dropped significantly this season so something tangible has to be done to revive interest in it.

I SWEAR D MOST DRAB!! DEM SUPPOSE HIDE D HELMET..IT WAS EVEN D SIMPLEST TASK OFF ALL IN DS SEARCH...DEY DIDNT PLAN DS YEAR OWN WELL AT ALL...STUPID COUNCIL OF ELDERS..I EVEN HV SENSE DAN ALL F EM PUT 2GEDA

I Won!!!!! hw do i get ma price

Guys abeg which Day Dem go gv dem deir moni

i dont close ma Eyes,i jes watch ha closing hers cus d passion aint in me

SMH...wetin ds tin dey Fynd for FP na,nawa 4 ds Mods ooo,Dem no Dey Eye See "BIKINI"..I go go borrow ma sister bikini snap abeg,so i go Enta FP..WTF

einspiration:
Guys The Official Uniben List is Out.... Check the school wall and know your position.

Is Der a Way i can check it nline??

UNIBEN OF LIFE

timjones1:
Let's roll on this Engineering Group chat.. 08035934740. All Engineering!!!

Yah..kul 1 bruv...wah Engr wer u admitted 2 study

naijaboiy:
Oh now I get you...
Please and please if there is any way he can raise that 10k to get it done,,then he should do it. You peeps still have a lot of time before clearance commences.
The clearance officers these days frown at affidavits and hardly accept it except for good conduct and non-participation in cultist activities.
It all depends on the faculty actually,,some clearance officers may accept but you ne'er can tell if they will or not.
So he should please try to raise the money and sort things out.
#cheers

..ok thanks man..

naijaboiy:
Bro please can you type clearly...
I don't really get this
I hail you too

Sowi My bad....I meant a Fwend F myn has Date F Birth Error n Hs Waec Cert...nd hes kinda broke ryt now 2 get 10k 4 rectification..xo m kinda askin f wt affidavit,he can pull thru physical clearance..GraCiaZ

naijaboiy i hail ooo.abeg 1 f ma Guy Has a DOB ish n hz Waec Cert...wl affidavit solve it??

pweetyz:
..you must be kidding??..just let me know if the operation is successful lemme come and collect my share sha

#chuckles# nd dnt 4get 2 cum on ur white nd black attire..incase police hold mi,so u go jes mis-quote al doz "criminal code rubbish 4 dem"..u knw say naija police no go skul,mst f dem na pry5 dem stop 4 1 govt skul wey dey d back f ma church.dem go Free me 1nce...Ma sis z studyin law 2 at unibenjamin..200l

Guys Any Info bout any stressless joint wey me nd ma Guys ft go Rob?? abeg,we no get guns..na jes banger nd na 1 packet remain sef..ND PLS MKE SURE SAY D OWNER F D AUZ NO GET DOG O

omo Hustling not Easy Rara..d way tinz re ehhhh,if i cont lyk vhiz,i no go ft even raise 30K B4 clearance...na Robbery Sure pass woh..

oga ticha..prolly she likes u cos weneva shez around u,she dey always LOL cs f Yr blunders...jes correct ur english nd u go see say she no go come bk

y dZ sina rambo dey always dey dey wer davido dey..nawa 4 dat Guy ooo..

i hav a Friend,Wen dz guy dey sing,if u dnt knw hm,u ill tink its a gal singing..i swear im voice tiny pass Justin Bieber..buh Hs Babe Rili Rili dont Lyk it..so shawties
.wah u say SEXY OR TURN OFF

jieta:
i would 've love to go bt am a contineous education student. that's why

contineous as in?? pls Xplain Bera

RatandBot:
Guy park well, 55 will give you any engineering in UNIBEN but what stops you from scoring or blasting higher?

OGA AT LEAST I GO PARK WELL,U, DRIVE ENTA RIVER NIGER..who told u 55 wuld gv u aNy Eng Course?? my guy score 57 agg 4 pet Engr.
dem gv m production Engr..score 60agg nd u b free from al doz rubbish

mizcalvina:
This op u can lie.. Yur u said u re married in yur other thread liar..

Dnt Mynd Hm..
vry big Liar...Iphone kor.
u sure say im get Gf sef??

Dx op wl jes b lieing...he hax created xo many Topic on romance nd in Every1, he has diff tin 2 say bout hs Galfriend..u go snap ur sis bf u say na u

Rubbish!!! d Phone No Even 5n,upon all d 24 karat/kung Fu gold wey dem use,if me nd psquare dial d same number at 1nce,na my own go 1st Go..na "NUMBER BUSY im iphone go dey Tell am..WTF

GreatGatsby:
Go visit her again my friend,this time throw ur good boy attitude away, like you said her parents are usually away on Fridays. So after confirming that her parents are really not at home dt Friday which I believe should be nxtweek friday, rush her like breasst milk, if shez eager to go down south with you, of course you have to start-up the whole process. This is naija girls are very shy in starting the process but turn wild after you have started it hehehe.
Ehen b4 I forget pls use a condom, to avoid stories that touch.

hahaha Gatsby of life,omo I Feel U Jawe...U ryt jawe..amma Rush her...wth d way u said it,i bet she wont say NO..thankz man

temigracie:
..How old are you??....Please, you need to ask yourself if you are ready to face or tackle any challenges that comes with premarital sex.....
...Judging with your words , you are still a baby in this department.....There are somethings that should be the number priority in your life now...#kiss...

hahaha baby ke?? if i bleep u,if u born less dan Triplets,cut ma head off..Nah m Nat a virgin,buh ds gal is kinda diff..ma mynd dey always beat i no knw y...I wanna bleep ha b4 i go skul..2 months 4rm now..

Princecalm:
What is the cut-off markfor mech eng

buh 4 uniben,u gaz get at least 200 to compete...58 agg wuld gv u Mech Engr..buh 2 b on a Safe syd,60 agg wuld b gr8

Princecalm:
What is the cut-off markfor mech eng

u min jamb cut off or post-ume cut off...if its jamb,sum schools cut off z 180 while sum re 200

Pals,Ive bin Dating Ds Gurl 4 2 months now,I go 2 ha House n Fridays cos ha mom nd Dad do come bk Late on Friday...D problem is,she do gve signs buh m 2 shy,i jes act lyk a Good Guy buh deep down,i wanna bleep ha a33 out so ryt now she sees me as a gud guy nd dnt show any "ON HEAT" Sign again..pls guys i need a good technique 2 carry out ma plan..Ds Gud Boi Don Tire me abeg