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Any time I see that Replay I go still shout, all those Koreans suppose hold yakubu leg and hand, commot im knicker, cut small Net from post use give am like 11 for yansh make the net mark show for im yansh

I wonder how all these important documents do find their way to suya and Akara stand and the most painful part be say na person way buy suya 100 naira them go use the certificate for.

Realest Gees Keep their iPhones at home and go outside with itel 512MB....if you know you wise

And Nigeria is still battling with 2 days ON 1 day OFF sharing of Light

"Don't look anywhere else just shoot"... Make him no pass abi cos na only am dey field..

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There are many strange things that happen in this life we live in.Personally my roommate had a similar experience with his uncle..During the holiday when he was at home,his uncle came back a bit late(cos he traveled to come and see them).When he came he acted a bit sad and cold but everyone just felt like maybe it was cos of the long journey..Early in the morning he took his things and said something just came up and he promised to come back the following weak and some hours after he left,News reached them that he is dead and he died in an accident,THE SCARY PART WAS THAT IT WAS THE PREVIOUS NIGHT HE DIED IN THE ACCIDENT.his spirit or whatever came after the had died

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Grammy Governing Council??

Well Grammy aint the Grammy We all knew it to be in the past..Now,Its more like pay to win or fvck your way through it..The last One was a Real Proof of that..

I'd rather win a Bet with my Girl to Fvck her than win a Grammy awards..

RIP to the Dead...Like if you believe Death will not visit you and your family members this year and years to come

See as Fire Brigade Agile like Male Dog way just see one fine Female Rotweiler

If na 9ja,once you call fire brigade them go first ask you "wetin you dey do way fire start..You dey cook dey press fone abi??
Na only 10 litres of water dey station now o,how e go be,you go make transfer make we buy more water as we dey come or you get water for your side??.."

Before call End,House don Burn finish fire don even off sef cos nothing dey to burn again...

Fear Nigeria

You know that fake smile you put up and after a while your whole cheeks start paining you am sure that is the kind olamide is doing in the video...

The person way help the girl with the write up so even fit differentiate between "Their" and "There"... Afonjas ehhhhh which day English go stop dey hard una

This twitter ehhhh..Person go just wake up,brush teeth,When boredom hold am im go sitdown for chair borrow data from MTN kon formulate one Dead ass story post..And some mumu go dey vote dey comment..Some bigger mumu go dey read the message dey cry

If this was real is there even any need of asking people for advice?? Papa is already 70 years old..Why the Fvck do you still want to break him I go slap THE mumsi(Make i no say MY mumsi cos she no fit get cancer) ehhhh the cancer go disappear..Nonsense and cancer

Good Job Man..The situation of the Country now man gaz dey wise dey make decision..What shall it profit a man to marry a Broke ass Nigerian lady younger than him..Who age Help Many would remain in Nigeria here criticizing him with their Friend's Hotspot data while bobo is making plans to move back to Spain with his wife to be(I know say the guy go marry am before she go back,Unto Guy man levels)

See this life ehhh,if you go mumu yourself,Poverty go corrupt you..
Make my UK sugar mummy locate me oooo me sef one marry

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Don Jazzy you go continue all this mumu play play before you know am you go enter MENOPAUSE..No go marry...

Who remembers "OBIECHINA" in potter's wheel..It means let my Compound not revert to bush..If you know what i mean come to Mama Sadiyat Kiosk by 11:45pm let me treat you with some Bitter agbo dah wee make your body dey well

Wow post cool,Sharing for Thanks

Wow Cool post,Thanks for sharing

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Why not Seize the drinks and release them after the Ramadan?? Nna nawa o...18000 bottles..If you dey download one bottle everyday it will take you 49.3 years to finish all..Na im person waste like this??

LMAO!! But sincerely this nepa guys can be so annoying..The way they Erect the ladder so perfectly to the pole to climb and cut light,a stranger in the area will think there is always light 24 Hours..

But sha if this nepa guy get some mouth this community fit no see light again for like 54 years

This Bet9ja Guys keep saying "Congratulations to those who won our yesterday games" We never see the winners once or na Evil spirit and ghosts them dey tell congratulations Am confused

MONEY COMMANDS RESPECT..


LIFE NA SELFIE OO,IF NOBODY WAN SNAP YOU,SNAP YOURSELF MAKE YOU FINE WELL..

IF YOU NO GET MONEY,THEM GO SEND YOU GO WASH GLASS CUP COME WHEN YOUR PADI WAY GET MONEY DEY DO TRADITIONAL WEDDING..


By the way,My girl is the best

What Many parents dont know is that Education is not for everyone..Some people are born to be touts if you like Enrol them to kings college,them go still break rich man pikin head...

School is a choice and every parent needs to ask the child if he truly wants to go to school..Money no dey now to dey waste on school fees again

Politicians will steal the nations money and those that still have little conscience in them would run to pastors showering them with hefty sums of money for prayers of protection and the likes because except that,how do pastors have all these huge sums of money?? And later they would tell the church members to pray for God to touch the heart of politicans...Crazy World we live in

"He killed his Daughter just go get back at his wife for dumping him" Does this Even make sense..This is the more reason i am always careful outside,always careful who i quarell with on the road,i say sorry to any slightest argument i have with any stranger because some people are not human..Them fit chook you for unnecessary reason..Now imagine a man killing his own daughter to get back to his wife..

NOW I BELIEVE THE SAYING,ALL FATHERS ARE MEN BUT NOT ALL MEN ARE FATHERS

I won't forget my First Ex..Chika was a rare Gem..Throughout our Relationship she never used make up once...she hated that shii..The day i forced her to try it,her nose was dripping with catarrh as the make up made her face feel like it was moulded in cement(in her words)..But last last One Rich man took her away from me..Whenever i remember it,i always curse poverty..

POVERTY NA BAD THING,TRY MAKE AM MAKE THEM NO SEND YOU GO WASH CUP COME WHEN YOUR PADI DEY DO TRADITIONAL WEDDING

WTF is all this nonsense sef?? Is there no atom of brotherly love left in these two fools??
There are things you would just overlook based on love abi doesn't he want his brother to prosper??


GOD KNOWS I CAN NEVER NAME MY TWINS BOYS PETER AND PAUL.

THE TWO PETER AND PAUL way dey my street na every of their birthday chicken and goat they miss..it always make me wonder how someone would steal chicken and goat to celebrate birthday

I always try to wonder why a grown up person would commit suicide,why not just get a visa or something and travel out and leave that old life behind forever and start a new life in a new country..Why dont people think Or am i the only person that has started using 10% of my brain??

IT IS POSSIBLE..I HAD A DOB ISSUE ON MY WAEC CERTIFICATE..IT WAS CORRECTED BUT IT TAKES 6 MONTHS